Yu-Gi-Oh is a Possessed Schoolgirl Who Lives In My Closet
Chapter 3:
In which I, the author, decide not to tell you what the plot is.
A/N: I obviously don't own any of this cuz if I did I would be in Hawaii right now on my own personal beach resort on my private mansion in a YuGi-free zone, but instead I'm sitting here writing stupid Fanfiction for you so you can waste your time wondering what kind of boring life I must live to have free time to write this nutty fanfiction. Period, statemant, declaritive sentence.
Summary: Read the chapter title! I'm not telling you the plot!
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Good Morning, Sunshine!
YuGi: Good morning :)
I wasn't talking to YOU, stupid. I was talking to Mr. Sunshine!
YuGi: Hey, you know why it's so pretty today? :)
*sigh* I'll bite. Why?
YuGi: Because I'm the Sunshine Boy!
(monotone) Wow. That is so amazing.
YuGi: Isn't it? But you can't tell anyone because it's my secret identity!
Is it now?
YuGi: Yep! :)
You know what, that's great. Now can you leave me to my boredom?
YuGi: Don't you want to play dolls?
YuGi, I don't like playing dolls with you.
YuGi: You... don't?
No, YuGi, I've never liked playing dolls with you.
YuGi: Will you play dolls with the Sunshine Boy? :)
I don't like playing dolls PERIOD.
YuGi: But you played dolls with me before!
I thought it would make you leave!
YuGi: But! But! But! We had so much fun!
YOU had so much fun. NOT me.
YuGi: Do you want to go hiking? :)
No, YuGi, I don't want to go hiking.
YuGi: Do you want to go swimming then?
No, I do not want to go swimming.
YuGi: Do you want to go to the mall?
How much money do you have?
YuGi: I dunno. How much do you need?
I dunno, fifty bucks?
YuGi: All I got is a hundred...
Deal.
YuGi: YAAAAY! WE'RE GOING TO THE MALL!!!
Mokona, you are one smart shopper!
YuGi: Oo! Oo! Can I go to limited too?
YOU can go to limited too.
YuGi: What about you?
I'M going to Game Stop.
YuGi: But but but!
Do you want to go to the mall or not?
YuGi: Oh, OK...
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AT THE MALL
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YuGi: Ok, I'll meet you here then?
Yes, YuGi. You have ten minutes.
YuGi: BUT! BUT! BUT!
No buts. I know exactly what I want, and I want DVDs.
YuGi: But! But! But!
And I want to get home and watch them. Like, soon.
YuGi: But! But! That's not enough time for me to shop!
NINE minutes....
YuGi: Going.....
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Fifteen Minutes Later
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YuGi: Hey, um, Master?
Quiet. I'm watching Slayers.
YuGi: Master, where are the scissors? I need to cut off this label.
(I just HAPPENED to have the scissors) Here. Catch.
*** and then I heard this squeel. But YuGi always squeels, so that was nothing new. So I just went on watching until I finished two episodes of Slayers TRY and realized I hadn't heard any noise from the nerd, so I got up and found....***
Oh no! I killed YuGi!
*** Yes, I had impaled him with the scissors, right through his scrawny little neck***
The Anime Lodging Bureau isn't going to find this very funny. They may even land me with... SAILOR CHIBI MOON!
(dun dun dunnnnn! lightning flash)
I need someone FAST! Someone smart and wise....
.
..
...
....
.....
....
...
..
.
GOURRY GOURRY GOURRY!!!
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Note: Gourry is a character from Slayers who's as sharp as a spoon and smart as a jellyfish
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Gourry: What what what?
Help help help!
Gourry: What what what?
I KILLED YUGI!!!
Gourry: That's horrible! The Anime Lodging Buresu may land you with.... SAILOR CHIBI MOON!
(dun dun dunnnn! Evil music, lightning)
I know! And that's why I need your help! Oh, Almighty Gourry! Lend me thy wisdom!
Gourry: Hmmmm......................................
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TWO HOURS LATER
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Gourry: I've got it!!!
Zzzz.. huh? Wha? What is it?
Gourry: I've just realized I have no idea on how to bring him back!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! I DON'T WANT TO PUT UP WITH... SAILOR CHIBI MOON!!!
(dun dun dunnnnn! Evil music, lightning flashes)
Gourry: Hmmm, now that you put it THAT way, I think you should........
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THIRTY MINUTES LATER
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Gourry: Uhh..................................
HURRY UP!!!
Gourry: You should find the Sunshine Boy!
What?!
Gourry: His secret utility belt has a button that can bring anything back to life!
I thankith the for thy wisdom! Fare thee well, Almighty Gourry!
Gourry: Fare thee well, and may good luck find thee!
Yeah, whatever. Bye!
Gourry: Laters!
.
..
...
....
.....
....
...
..
.
Let's see.... does YuGi even HAVE a secret utility belt?
*** I then peered into my closet and discovered a bright yellow belt with a smiling sun on it with the words "Sunshine Secret Utility Belt" written on it ***
Just like YuGi to label a secret utility belt.... ok, so I just push this button and.....
((((((( ZAP )))))))
*** I had the stupid belt aimed at a pair of jeans. Smart one, Mokona...***
*** So the stupid jeans came to life and ate YuGi ***
Stupid jeans! You don't understand my situation, do you?
Jeans: Please explain for me, then.
I impaled YuGi with those scissors by accident, and if the Anime Lodging Bureau finds out....
Jeans: The what?
The Anime Lodging Bureau. They're the ones who make sure that people housing anime characters aren't being abusive.
Jeans: I see. Please continue.
Anyways, if the ALB finds out, I'll be landed with SAILOR CHIBI MOON!!!
(evil music, lightning flashes)
Jeans: Well, that is not MY problem.
Oh yeah? Guess where she'll sleep?
Jeans: You.... don't mean...?
Yep. In the closet.
Jeans: Goodness, if you put it THAT way....
***the pair of jeans spits up YuGi. Of course, jeans don't have any spit, so it wasn't really gross***
Thanks, Blue Jeans.
Jeans: Any time. Toodles! *hops back onto a hanger*
Ok, now I just set this to this and....
((((((( ZAP )))))))
YuGi: Good morning, sunshine!
You're wasting my life, Sunshine Boy. Now shut that lip of yours before I do!
YuGi: Shutting up....
And next time, CATCH the scissors.
YuGi: Well, if you hadn't THROWN them at me--!
(evil look) did you say something, YuGi?
YuGi: Uh, I said, thank you very much.
That's what I thought...
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... Ok, so maybe the jeans coming to life and eating YuGi was exaggerating a little. Ah well. R&R!
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Chapter 3:
In which I, the author, decide not to tell you what the plot is.
A/N: I obviously don't own any of this cuz if I did I would be in Hawaii right now on my own personal beach resort on my private mansion in a YuGi-free zone, but instead I'm sitting here writing stupid Fanfiction for you so you can waste your time wondering what kind of boring life I must live to have free time to write this nutty fanfiction. Period, statemant, declaritive sentence.
Summary: Read the chapter title! I'm not telling you the plot!
-------------------------------------------------------------
Good Morning, Sunshine!
YuGi: Good morning :)
I wasn't talking to YOU, stupid. I was talking to Mr. Sunshine!
YuGi: Hey, you know why it's so pretty today? :)
*sigh* I'll bite. Why?
YuGi: Because I'm the Sunshine Boy!
(monotone) Wow. That is so amazing.
YuGi: Isn't it? But you can't tell anyone because it's my secret identity!
Is it now?
YuGi: Yep! :)
You know what, that's great. Now can you leave me to my boredom?
YuGi: Don't you want to play dolls?
YuGi, I don't like playing dolls with you.
YuGi: You... don't?
No, YuGi, I've never liked playing dolls with you.
YuGi: Will you play dolls with the Sunshine Boy? :)
I don't like playing dolls PERIOD.
YuGi: But you played dolls with me before!
I thought it would make you leave!
YuGi: But! But! But! We had so much fun!
YOU had so much fun. NOT me.
YuGi: Do you want to go hiking? :)
No, YuGi, I don't want to go hiking.
YuGi: Do you want to go swimming then?
No, I do not want to go swimming.
YuGi: Do you want to go to the mall?
How much money do you have?
YuGi: I dunno. How much do you need?
I dunno, fifty bucks?
YuGi: All I got is a hundred...
Deal.
YuGi: YAAAAY! WE'RE GOING TO THE MALL!!!
Mokona, you are one smart shopper!
YuGi: Oo! Oo! Can I go to limited too?
YOU can go to limited too.
YuGi: What about you?
I'M going to Game Stop.
YuGi: But but but!
Do you want to go to the mall or not?
YuGi: Oh, OK...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AT THE MALL
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
YuGi: Ok, I'll meet you here then?
Yes, YuGi. You have ten minutes.
YuGi: BUT! BUT! BUT!
No buts. I know exactly what I want, and I want DVDs.
YuGi: But! But! But!
And I want to get home and watch them. Like, soon.
YuGi: But! But! That's not enough time for me to shop!
NINE minutes....
YuGi: Going.....
-----------------------------------
Fifteen Minutes Later
-----------------------------------
YuGi: Hey, um, Master?
Quiet. I'm watching Slayers.
YuGi: Master, where are the scissors? I need to cut off this label.
(I just HAPPENED to have the scissors) Here. Catch.
*** and then I heard this squeel. But YuGi always squeels, so that was nothing new. So I just went on watching until I finished two episodes of Slayers TRY and realized I hadn't heard any noise from the nerd, so I got up and found....***
Oh no! I killed YuGi!
*** Yes, I had impaled him with the scissors, right through his scrawny little neck***
The Anime Lodging Bureau isn't going to find this very funny. They may even land me with... SAILOR CHIBI MOON!
(dun dun dunnnnn! lightning flash)
I need someone FAST! Someone smart and wise....
.
..
...
....
.....
....
...
..
.
GOURRY GOURRY GOURRY!!!
--------------------------------------------------------------
Note: Gourry is a character from Slayers who's as sharp as a spoon and smart as a jellyfish
--------------------------------------------------------------
Gourry: What what what?
Help help help!
Gourry: What what what?
I KILLED YUGI!!!
Gourry: That's horrible! The Anime Lodging Buresu may land you with.... SAILOR CHIBI MOON!
(dun dun dunnnn! Evil music, lightning)
I know! And that's why I need your help! Oh, Almighty Gourry! Lend me thy wisdom!
Gourry: Hmmmm......................................
---------------------
TWO HOURS LATER
---------------------
Gourry: I've got it!!!
Zzzz.. huh? Wha? What is it?
Gourry: I've just realized I have no idea on how to bring him back!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! I DON'T WANT TO PUT UP WITH... SAILOR CHIBI MOON!!!
(dun dun dunnnnn! Evil music, lightning flashes)
Gourry: Hmmm, now that you put it THAT way, I think you should........
--------------------------
THIRTY MINUTES LATER
--------------------------
Gourry: Uhh..................................
HURRY UP!!!
Gourry: You should find the Sunshine Boy!
What?!
Gourry: His secret utility belt has a button that can bring anything back to life!
I thankith the for thy wisdom! Fare thee well, Almighty Gourry!
Gourry: Fare thee well, and may good luck find thee!
Yeah, whatever. Bye!
Gourry: Laters!
.
..
...
....
.....
....
...
..
.
Let's see.... does YuGi even HAVE a secret utility belt?
*** I then peered into my closet and discovered a bright yellow belt with a smiling sun on it with the words "Sunshine Secret Utility Belt" written on it ***
Just like YuGi to label a secret utility belt.... ok, so I just push this button and.....
((((((( ZAP )))))))
*** I had the stupid belt aimed at a pair of jeans. Smart one, Mokona...***
*** So the stupid jeans came to life and ate YuGi ***
Stupid jeans! You don't understand my situation, do you?
Jeans: Please explain for me, then.
I impaled YuGi with those scissors by accident, and if the Anime Lodging Bureau finds out....
Jeans: The what?
The Anime Lodging Bureau. They're the ones who make sure that people housing anime characters aren't being abusive.
Jeans: I see. Please continue.
Anyways, if the ALB finds out, I'll be landed with SAILOR CHIBI MOON!!!
(evil music, lightning flashes)
Jeans: Well, that is not MY problem.
Oh yeah? Guess where she'll sleep?
Jeans: You.... don't mean...?
Yep. In the closet.
Jeans: Goodness, if you put it THAT way....
***the pair of jeans spits up YuGi. Of course, jeans don't have any spit, so it wasn't really gross***
Thanks, Blue Jeans.
Jeans: Any time. Toodles! *hops back onto a hanger*
Ok, now I just set this to this and....
((((((( ZAP )))))))
YuGi: Good morning, sunshine!
You're wasting my life, Sunshine Boy. Now shut that lip of yours before I do!
YuGi: Shutting up....
And next time, CATCH the scissors.
YuGi: Well, if you hadn't THROWN them at me--!
(evil look) did you say something, YuGi?
YuGi: Uh, I said, thank you very much.
That's what I thought...
----------------------------------------------------
... Ok, so maybe the jeans coming to life and eating YuGi was exaggerating a little. Ah well. R&R!
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