Yu-Gi-Oh is a Possessed Schoolgirl Who Lives In My Closet

Chapter 3:

In which I, the author, decide not to tell you what the plot is.

A/N: I obviously don't own any of this cuz if I did I would be in Hawaii right now on my own personal beach resort on my private mansion in a YuGi-free zone, but instead I'm sitting here writing stupid Fanfiction for you so you can waste your time wondering what kind of boring life I must live to have free time to write this nutty fanfiction. Period, statemant, declaritive sentence.

Summary: Read the chapter title! I'm not telling you the plot!

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Good Morning, Sunshine!

YuGi: Good morning :)

I wasn't talking to YOU, stupid. I was talking to Mr. Sunshine!

YuGi: Hey, you know why it's so pretty today? :)

*sigh* I'll bite. Why?

YuGi: Because I'm the Sunshine Boy!

(monotone) Wow. That is so amazing.

YuGi: Isn't it? But you can't tell anyone because it's my secret identity!

Is it now?

YuGi: Yep! :)

You know what, that's great. Now can you leave me to my boredom?

YuGi: Don't you want to play dolls?

YuGi, I don't like playing dolls with you.

YuGi: You... don't?

No, YuGi, I've never liked playing dolls with you.

YuGi: Will you play dolls with the Sunshine Boy? :)

I don't like playing dolls PERIOD.

YuGi: But you played dolls with me before!

I thought it would make you leave!

YuGi: But! But! But! We had so much fun!

YOU had so much fun. NOT me.

YuGi: Do you want to go hiking? :)

No, YuGi, I don't want to go hiking.

YuGi: Do you want to go swimming then?

No, I do not want to go swimming.

YuGi: Do you want to go to the mall?

How much money do you have?

YuGi: I dunno. How much do you need?

I dunno, fifty bucks?

YuGi: All I got is a hundred...

Deal.

YuGi: YAAAAY! WE'RE GOING TO THE MALL!!!

Mokona, you are one smart shopper!

YuGi: Oo! Oo! Can I go to limited too?

YOU can go to limited too.

YuGi: What about you?

I'M going to Game Stop.

YuGi: But but but!

Do you want to go to the mall or not?

YuGi: Oh, OK...

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AT THE MALL

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YuGi: Ok, I'll meet you here then?

Yes, YuGi. You have ten minutes.

YuGi: BUT! BUT! BUT!

No buts. I know exactly what I want, and I want DVDs.

YuGi: But! But! But!

And I want to get home and watch them. Like, soon.

YuGi: But! But! That's not enough time for me to shop!

NINE minutes....

YuGi: Going.....

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Fifteen Minutes Later

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YuGi: Hey, um, Master?

Quiet. I'm watching Slayers.

YuGi: Master, where are the scissors? I need to cut off this label.

(I just HAPPENED to have the scissors) Here. Catch.

*** and then I heard this squeel. But YuGi always squeels, so that was nothing new. So I just went on watching until I finished two episodes of Slayers TRY and realized I hadn't heard any noise from the nerd, so I got up and found....***

Oh no! I killed YuGi!

*** Yes, I had impaled him with the scissors, right through his scrawny little neck***

The Anime Lodging Bureau isn't going to find this very funny. They may even land me with... SAILOR CHIBI MOON!

(dun dun dunnnnn! lightning flash)

I need someone FAST! Someone smart and wise....

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GOURRY GOURRY GOURRY!!!

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Note: Gourry is a character from Slayers who's as sharp as a spoon and smart as a jellyfish

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Gourry: What what what?

Help help help!

Gourry: What what what?

I KILLED YUGI!!!

Gourry: That's horrible! The Anime Lodging Buresu may land you with.... SAILOR CHIBI MOON!

(dun dun dunnnn! Evil music, lightning)

I know! And that's why I need your help! Oh, Almighty Gourry! Lend me thy wisdom!

Gourry: Hmmmm......................................

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TWO HOURS LATER

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Gourry: I've got it!!!

Zzzz.. huh? Wha? What is it?

Gourry: I've just realized I have no idea on how to bring him back!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! I DON'T WANT TO PUT UP WITH... SAILOR CHIBI MOON!!!

(dun dun dunnnnn! Evil music, lightning flashes)

Gourry: Hmmm, now that you put it THAT way, I think you should........

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THIRTY MINUTES LATER

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Gourry: Uhh..................................

HURRY UP!!!

Gourry: You should find the Sunshine Boy!

What?!

Gourry: His secret utility belt has a button that can bring anything back to life!

I thankith the for thy wisdom! Fare thee well, Almighty Gourry!

Gourry: Fare thee well, and may good luck find thee!

Yeah, whatever. Bye!

Gourry: Laters!

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Let's see.... does YuGi even HAVE a secret utility belt?

*** I then peered into my closet and discovered a bright yellow belt with a smiling sun on it with the words "Sunshine Secret Utility Belt" written on it ***

Just like YuGi to label a secret utility belt.... ok, so I just push this button and.....

((((((( ZAP )))))))

*** I had the stupid belt aimed at a pair of jeans. Smart one, Mokona...***

*** So the stupid jeans came to life and ate YuGi ***

Stupid jeans! You don't understand my situation, do you?

Jeans: Please explain for me, then.

I impaled YuGi with those scissors by accident, and if the Anime Lodging Bureau finds out....

Jeans: The what?

The Anime Lodging Bureau. They're the ones who make sure that people housing anime characters aren't being abusive.

Jeans: I see. Please continue.

Anyways, if the ALB finds out, I'll be landed with SAILOR CHIBI MOON!!!

(evil music, lightning flashes)

Jeans: Well, that is not MY problem.

Oh yeah? Guess where she'll sleep?

Jeans: You.... don't mean...?

Yep. In the closet.

Jeans: Goodness, if you put it THAT way....

***the pair of jeans spits up YuGi. Of course, jeans don't have any spit, so it wasn't really gross***

Thanks, Blue Jeans.

Jeans: Any time. Toodles! *hops back onto a hanger*

Ok, now I just set this to this and....

((((((( ZAP )))))))

YuGi: Good morning, sunshine!

You're wasting my life, Sunshine Boy. Now shut that lip of yours before I do!

YuGi: Shutting up....

And next time, CATCH the scissors.

YuGi: Well, if you hadn't THROWN them at me--!

(evil look) did you say something, YuGi?

YuGi: Uh, I said, thank you very much.

That's what I thought...

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... Ok, so maybe the jeans coming to life and eating YuGi was exaggerating a little. Ah well. R&R!

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