Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars, Lucas is a god among men and only he may say such without it being blasphemy! but because the fact that parody is protected by freedom of speech you couldn't stop me if you wanted to so BLAH! Yes I did take the idea for the story from gurl of gondor so I'm gonna give her credit for the idea but there was so much more she could have done ^_^ besides if I don't give her some credit I may be thwacked... I don't own anything in mentioned in the story, I even ripped of the name of my pet hedgehog that will be mentioned in less than one sentence from Suikoden, another thing I don't own the rights to. NOW COME KAGE OFF TO WRITE *Kage the hedgehog stays asleep on the desk* ...stupid minion...
A/N: Like gurl of gondor I'm basing this off our friends, unlike her I don't care and I'm keeping their names the same, its less work for me and if you look at her fanfic closely you can see she puts their actual names sometimes anyways so poo on you foo if you have a problem... anyone find if funny that my first fanfic is a remake of a friends first fanfic?
Chapter one: Recruitment
Mat awoke early and quickly scrambled out of his bed into his living room and in a flurry of flying paper started to "unwrap" his presents under the Christmas tree. After all the excitement was over he decided to go back into his room. Once inside his room he found placed on top of his bed a small present. Wrapped in black paper that didn't stay on long he soon opened the box and inside found a odd cylinder that he instantly recognized. He had received a lightsaber! Inside with his odd present he found a card on it, it said "you have been chosen to be tested for admission to the Jedi academy on Yavin 4, do not tell others of your gift. You shall be taken for your admission tests when you return to your educational facility next."
Mat looked down at the lightsaber in his hand and back to the card, a grin formed on his face as he decided to push the small button to turn on the lightsaber. As he flips the switch a red beam of light grows out of it and through the head of a dragon on his desk. He quickly hid the lightsaber under his bed and went in search of some superglue to try and somehow repair his poor decapitated dragon.
Among his school and specifically his small group of friends they received similar gifts and messages, but not all from the Jedi. The Jedi were not the only ones to find this distant planet, The Sith have also found their way here.
A few days passed and with Christmas vacation ending students had to return to their daily prisons, but a few returned happily. Mat and his friends grouped together, they stood there silently wondering who knew, all but a few. Lexi, a short temperamental girl with long brown hair was busy teasing her best friend Julie with her messy hair and glasses, Andy, a tall brown haired spokes child for most childhood mental disorders was busy trying to get everyone to talk and Rick, a large boy with a odd pinkish skin color was leaning against a wall watching them silently which was normal for him. This went on for a few minutes until the bell rang and their English teacher Mr. Murphy walked up to them and Julie, Mat, Rick, Lexi, and Andy. He led them down the hallway, with Lexi trying to talk to him and Andy trying to annoy him while he started a conversation with Rick on if the Balrog lived in Lord of The Rings.
After a few minutes they had walked all the way out to the football teams practice field, except there was one thing that they didn't seem to notice when they came to school, there was a transport ship there! All but Rick seemed to look up at Mr. Murphy surprised simultaneously spouting out questions, Rick simply looked up at him and chuckled in a creepy way and walks over to the ramp leading up into the ship. Mr. Murphy led them up the ramp without answering any of their questions and led them to a small table on the ship that had the exact number of seats for them. As they sat, except for Rick who stood behind his seat with his arms resting behind his back as usual, Mr. Murphy sat down and Finally spoke "I know you have many questions but one at a time"
Lexi quickly spoke up, "Are you a-"
"No"
"But then-"
"They only contacted me"
After stopping Lexi with her endless questions Mat asked "Wont our parents notice us missing"
"They have been told that your on a trip to represent the school in a competition, your lucky all of you are of exceptional intelligence…" he looks over to Andy and Rick. "No matter your attempts to convince us otherwise" Both grin at his usual complement to them.
Rick hit Andy's shoulder lightly and then tapped his wrist, nodding Andy asked "how long will we be gone?"
"A week if you fail the test, if you don't we'll say there was a bus accident and you died, and you can then become Jedi"
Mr. Murphy stood up slowly, now if there are no objections I'll be on my way and so will you. He walked down the ramp and toward the school. With a hiss from the hydraulics the ramp sealed up and they were left to themselves, or so they thought. After a few minutes of the possible Jedi staring at the ramp in a mix of awe and confusion of their situation when a creature with large round eyes, big ears and jowls walked though the doorway.
Andy immediately jumped out of his seat at the sight of it "What is that thing!"
Julie chirped in knowingly " He's a Sullustan, he must be our pilot!"
Rick simply nodded in agreement. The alien said in an odd accent "well be taking off soon, you should hold on."
Andy took his seat again and Rick simply braced himself against the wall as the ship started to shake and take off. As they exit the atmosphere and hear the artificial gravity turn on they suddenly realize the significance of what their teacher said, they might never return home again.
Ok, first chapter of my first fanfic! Review, I know gurl of gondor will…even if I have to make her… oh well, more to come… unless I get bored of it and quit… oh well, if I write the next one you'll get to find out what the others lightsaber are like ^_^
A/N: Like gurl of gondor I'm basing this off our friends, unlike her I don't care and I'm keeping their names the same, its less work for me and if you look at her fanfic closely you can see she puts their actual names sometimes anyways so poo on you foo if you have a problem... anyone find if funny that my first fanfic is a remake of a friends first fanfic?
Chapter one: Recruitment
Mat awoke early and quickly scrambled out of his bed into his living room and in a flurry of flying paper started to "unwrap" his presents under the Christmas tree. After all the excitement was over he decided to go back into his room. Once inside his room he found placed on top of his bed a small present. Wrapped in black paper that didn't stay on long he soon opened the box and inside found a odd cylinder that he instantly recognized. He had received a lightsaber! Inside with his odd present he found a card on it, it said "you have been chosen to be tested for admission to the Jedi academy on Yavin 4, do not tell others of your gift. You shall be taken for your admission tests when you return to your educational facility next."
Mat looked down at the lightsaber in his hand and back to the card, a grin formed on his face as he decided to push the small button to turn on the lightsaber. As he flips the switch a red beam of light grows out of it and through the head of a dragon on his desk. He quickly hid the lightsaber under his bed and went in search of some superglue to try and somehow repair his poor decapitated dragon.
Among his school and specifically his small group of friends they received similar gifts and messages, but not all from the Jedi. The Jedi were not the only ones to find this distant planet, The Sith have also found their way here.
A few days passed and with Christmas vacation ending students had to return to their daily prisons, but a few returned happily. Mat and his friends grouped together, they stood there silently wondering who knew, all but a few. Lexi, a short temperamental girl with long brown hair was busy teasing her best friend Julie with her messy hair and glasses, Andy, a tall brown haired spokes child for most childhood mental disorders was busy trying to get everyone to talk and Rick, a large boy with a odd pinkish skin color was leaning against a wall watching them silently which was normal for him. This went on for a few minutes until the bell rang and their English teacher Mr. Murphy walked up to them and Julie, Mat, Rick, Lexi, and Andy. He led them down the hallway, with Lexi trying to talk to him and Andy trying to annoy him while he started a conversation with Rick on if the Balrog lived in Lord of The Rings.
After a few minutes they had walked all the way out to the football teams practice field, except there was one thing that they didn't seem to notice when they came to school, there was a transport ship there! All but Rick seemed to look up at Mr. Murphy surprised simultaneously spouting out questions, Rick simply looked up at him and chuckled in a creepy way and walks over to the ramp leading up into the ship. Mr. Murphy led them up the ramp without answering any of their questions and led them to a small table on the ship that had the exact number of seats for them. As they sat, except for Rick who stood behind his seat with his arms resting behind his back as usual, Mr. Murphy sat down and Finally spoke "I know you have many questions but one at a time"
Lexi quickly spoke up, "Are you a-"
"No"
"But then-"
"They only contacted me"
After stopping Lexi with her endless questions Mat asked "Wont our parents notice us missing"
"They have been told that your on a trip to represent the school in a competition, your lucky all of you are of exceptional intelligence…" he looks over to Andy and Rick. "No matter your attempts to convince us otherwise" Both grin at his usual complement to them.
Rick hit Andy's shoulder lightly and then tapped his wrist, nodding Andy asked "how long will we be gone?"
"A week if you fail the test, if you don't we'll say there was a bus accident and you died, and you can then become Jedi"
Mr. Murphy stood up slowly, now if there are no objections I'll be on my way and so will you. He walked down the ramp and toward the school. With a hiss from the hydraulics the ramp sealed up and they were left to themselves, or so they thought. After a few minutes of the possible Jedi staring at the ramp in a mix of awe and confusion of their situation when a creature with large round eyes, big ears and jowls walked though the doorway.
Andy immediately jumped out of his seat at the sight of it "What is that thing!"
Julie chirped in knowingly " He's a Sullustan, he must be our pilot!"
Rick simply nodded in agreement. The alien said in an odd accent "well be taking off soon, you should hold on."
Andy took his seat again and Rick simply braced himself against the wall as the ship started to shake and take off. As they exit the atmosphere and hear the artificial gravity turn on they suddenly realize the significance of what their teacher said, they might never return home again.
Ok, first chapter of my first fanfic! Review, I know gurl of gondor will…even if I have to make her… oh well, more to come… unless I get bored of it and quit… oh well, if I write the next one you'll get to find out what the others lightsaber are like ^_^
