A/N Here's chapter 2

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Akili: Ha! Thought it was going to be a short A/N this time didn'tcha? Didn'tcha? Well I fooled you, didn't I? Did I fool them?

Alex: Yes, you fooled them, now can we get on with it?

Akili: No

Alex: ....? Ok then, what do you want to harass the nice people about this time?

Akili: About.... *appears to think hard*...

Alex: That must hurt

Akili: What?

Alex: That thinking hard up there

Akili: Oh, well it usually does, but I haven't had my recommended daily intake of sugar and pop yet. That's what makes thinking hurt....At least for me....

Alex: Yes.....Now what were we going to talk about?

Akili: About.....STICKY HANDS!!!!

Alex: ....Sticky hands?....

Akili: Yes, you know, the sticky hands you get from the dentist.

Alex: Oh, those sticky hands...I thought you were talking about sticky hands....*walks off talking to no one about her sticky hands (the actual human hands)*

Akili: Well....Now that she's gone, we can get serious for a moment...Now, I've always wondered what sticky hands are made out of...What makes them so sticky? And what makes chocolate be chocolate tasting? And why is the Canadian 20 dollar bill green? Why not hot pink? Or better yet....Invisible coloured? Or...or.....Kerfloozle coloured!?!?!?!?

Alex: What are you yammering about this time?

Akili: AHHHH!!!! DON'T DO THAT!!!!

Alex: Do what?

Akili: WHY DO IT!!!!

Alex: *sighs* Again, do what?

Akili: If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you.... Muahahahaha!!!! I can be so evil sometimes.....Anyways. DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!

Suddenly a computer bounds out from out of nowhere, takes off its head to reveal Buckbeaks, who takes off its head to reveal a giant tye dyed orange, hot pink, and green jellyfish who chases Akili down the hall, tries to beat her over the head, but she moves out of the way, grabs a club, beats the tye dyed jellyfish over the head and the jelly fish knew no more.

Akili: Whew....I'm back, that jellyfish was huge though, almost got me like Harry Potter, but I'm not an idiot...AND SO I WON, FOR I AM HA.....I MEAN.....AKILI!!!! Sorry bout that, got caught up in the moment, almost said the wrong name....silly me! So....Back to....STICKY HANDS!!!!!

Alex: Not again....

Akili: *singing* Old McDonald had a sticky hand, S-T-I-C-K (Y) With a stick, stick here and a stick, stick there, here a stick, there a stick, every where a sticky hand....*warbles out of tune*

Alex: NOOO!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!! THE HORROR, THE......

Akili: *speaking* What are you saying about my singing? Do you not like sticky hands? Or Old McDonald? I heard differently, I heard that you and Old McDonald.... *muffled by Alex's hand*

Alex: Well now, don't need to hear about that.... *Takes hand off Akili's mouth, believing her finished*

Akili: *unmuffled* ....And WITH a sticky hand!

Alex: Um.....I can explain....You see....

Akili: Never mind about that, let the readers draw their own conclusions... *winks evilly*

Alex: But it's not like that! Not at all! We were just playing a game of stick the hand to the wall of the barn, that's all! I swear!

Akili: Sure it is....

Alex: *Grumbles, walks to Akili* You know Akili.... *puts arm around Akili's shoulder* That mouth of yours could get you in trouble.... *Puts Akili's head in a very, very tight headlock* *smiles innocently*

Akili: *choking* A....Ale.....Alex.....You....You're......Cho.....Choking.....ME!!!! *Yells last word and flips Alex onto her back into a puddle of mud, voices become dubbed over, as in Japanese films, you know, with the mouths out of sync* Muahahaha, Now who's got you little stupid Baka??!?

Alex: Stop with the dubbing voices, and you are the stupid Baka if you think I am vulnerable.

Both begin to mud wrestle.... Then stop..... Smile innocently..... Get up...... And stand covered in mud.

Akili: *dripping in mud* Sorry bout that, momentary lapse in sanity....

Alex: Momentary????

Akili: All right, permanent lapse, momentary second lapse....If that even makes sense....

Alex: Which it doesn't, because nothing you say EVER makes sense..

Akili: HEY!! I came up with this fic if you don't remember.....Never mind......

Alex: Don't you think we should start the fic soon, I mean, long enough A/N, I think the readers are thoroughly convinced that we're insane, at least for the time being.....

Akili: Hey! I am the supreme author of this fic, and all shall listen to ME!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I will say when the fic starts.....Ok....Now.....Wait....Not yet......Ok....Now..... No, wait.....I must say something.....I must always have the last word....

Alex: Just say it already

Akili: Fine. This is chapter 2, it is chapterable, chapter-savvy, chapter-compatible, chapter...

Alex: I think they get it....

Akili: Fine. Then you will not be invited to the magical tea party because of you negativity....You are negitable...Negative-savvy, negative-compatible...Negative....

Alex: I'm sorry I said anything

Akili: Yet you still won't be invited to the magical spork tea party, even though you are a soft haired multicoloured SPORK!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!! I AM EVIL I TELLS YA!!! EVIL!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!

Alex: No, you are not evil I AM!!!! YAYYYYYY!!!! EVIL EVIL EVIL!!! *Starts to conga*

Akili: I am too you spork!!! Come to my tea party!! It shall be fun!!! All my friends will be there!!

Alex: Who? The Mad Hatter and March Hare?

Akili: Yes, as a matter of fact, they will be there, for they are sporks! They are sporkable, spork-savvy, spork-compatible

Alex: Spork-compatible??

Akili: *Starts to rant about sporks*

Alex: Anyways...

Akili: *Runs back* NOOOO!!!! You must not start the fic without me!!! NEVAH!!!! YOU SPORKABLE TEA PARTY!!!!

Alex: Tea party???

Akili: Yes, the all powerful, the powerable, the power-savvy, the power-compatible.....ALL MAGICAL TEA PARTY!!!!! AND EVERYONE'S INVITED!!!!.....EXCEPT YOU!!! *points at Alex*

Alex: But why?

Akili: Because you are not spork-compatible

Alex: But you said that I was a soft haired multicoloured spork....How could I not be spork-compatible?

Akili: You just aren't....Now make way for the tea party.....

Alex: You can't have a tea party here...

Akili: Why not?

Alex: Because we have to write the fic

Akili: Oh, right, well how many words is this A/N?

Alex: Oh....About....1000.... ^_^ Aren't we special??

Akili: Um....Yeah....Very special.... *runs to dark corner to write fic in insane peace* ..... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Alex: *running to catch up, trips over little girl's jump rope*

Akili: HA!!!! So Alex won't be here for a while!!!! Great!!!! I can do this thing myself then.......Umm.....Is anybody out there??

Taylor Daniels: I am Akili's other alter ego, I just have a few things to say.

Place each hand on either side of a DVD box
Now, bring box until it is parallel with your head
Now strike your head sharply with the DVD box
Did that hurt? No? Then you're not doing it HARD enough
Turn the DVD box until it is on its side
Now strike your head again and again until the blood starts to show and the white bone of your skull!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! NO DON'T TAKE ME AWAY!!! NO, NOOOOOO!!!!!

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Akili: Ha!! Again, you thought that we were going to the fic!!! I LIED AGAIN!!!! You peoples are so gullible you know....Gullible....Gul...lib...le....Toys!! ToysToysToysToysToysToysToysToysToysToysToysToysToysToys!!!! Sorry Prince Jake.....If you didn't get that, it's from the Animorph books, I think number 8, you must read those books!!! THEY ARE SO COOL!!!! And I apologize for my other alter ego up there, she has a fascination with Monty Python and the Holy Grail, great movie, watch it. Did I say fascination? I meant obsession, she has an obsession with Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Yeah that's it...She's completely psycho...Hey, don't steal the keyboard...asdklfaslfjs5df452adh90846jg

Taylor Daniels: MUAHAHAHAHA I STOLE THE KEYBOARD!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!! I CONTROL THIS FIC NOW!!!! I AM NOT PSYCHO YOU BAKA!!!! SPONGES SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!!! ROCK COVERED SPONGES!!!! OR MAYBE SPONGE COVERED ROCKS!!!! AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (Insert evil / insane laugh here) I OWN EVERYTHING!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!

Taylor spots a giant hot pink pop can and runs down the hall. The pop can breaks in half, and turns into a lamp, then a giant telephone, an elastic band and finally a piece of paper, which Taylor grabs and crumples.

Taylor: HA!!! TAKE THAT STUPID POP CAN BAKA!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I AM ALL IMPORTANT FOR I AM HARRY POTTER!!!......I MEAN.....NO....WAIT.....I AM HARRY POTTER!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I AM FAMOUS!!!!

Akili takes giant club and hits Taylor over the head

Taylor: OW!!!! Why'd ya do that?

Akili: Because you're turning into an egomaniac....You are not Harry Potter, you are much better than him, he is a tap dancing moron with a big head filled with hot air......AHHH!!!!

Akili begins to run as hundreds of Harry Potter fans chase her, she turns into a giant rare orange revolting gerbil, turns on them, and eats them all.

Akili: jek ekst keitsb

Alex: I'm sorry, I didn't understand you, you're still a gerbil

Akili: Un

Akili changes back into her normal yet insane self

Akili: I'm sorry, I said, Now that's better then I said, Oh

Alex: No biggie, I just prefer talking to you rather than a giant rare orange revolting gerbil....Unless you were a giant neon green rat with polka dotted ears...Then I'd rather talk to that

Akili: RAT!!??!?!? How bout a rat dance

Akili begins to tap dance in a erratic fashion

Alex: No no no no....Stop it Akili. The rat dance is later

Akili: Bu....but what about the title of this chapter?

Alex: Wel that was just a trick, the rat dance isn't in this chapter....STOP DANCING!!!!

Akili starts to tap dance faster

Akili: WOOOHOOOO!!!! I AM THE FAMOUS TAP DANCING HARRY POTTER!!!!!

Alex: Um...yeah....Let's just leave her to her delusions and sneak out

Akili: I AM THE BEAVER!!!!

Alex: I'm leaving before she sings...

Alex sneaks slowly away from Akili as Akili dances and yells at the top of her lungs, Akili begins to sing....But that's another story and shall be told another time.