Alex: Hey potential reviewers!!! I'mTypingThisChapterWithMyToes!!! Did you get all that??? I've had a little bit of sugar this morning so bear with me!! ; ) Anyways on with the fic!!! The faster I write it, the faster you can review it!! So on with the show….I mean story!!!
Akili: No.
Alex: Not this again *sigh*
Akili: You're not typing this chapter!!
Alex: Yes I am
Akili: No
Alex: Fine fine. You can write it
Akili: All right, I have nothing more to say…
Alex: *gasp*
Akili: So we'll get right to the chapter!
Alex: *almost in tears* Really? You mean it?
Akili: Yes I do
Alex: *Hugs Akili* Yay!
Akili: Let go.
Alex: Oh, sorry
Akili: *appears to think for a moment* On second thought…
Alex: *sits down* Oh boy….Here we go
Akili: Just kidding, you're really gullible
Alex: You realise that this is a really short Author's Note?
Akili: That's IF we start the story now
Alex: Please? *begs* Please start the chapter now!!
Akili: Mebbe
Alex: That's not even a word!
Akili: What isn't?
Alex: That word up there
Akili: Up where? *looks around*
Alex: Up there *points up to line above*
Akili: What's that all about 'line' what's that?
Alex: What do you mean, "what's that?"
Akili: Up there, you pointed to the line above
Alex: What are you talking about?
Akili: Oh this could go on for hours
Alex: Yeah you're right
Akili: So, as an honorary writer of this chapter, what do you want to write about?
Alex: You mean it? I can help write this chapter?
Akili: *Ahem* Honorary member
Alex: Yeah yeah, whatever
Akili: So, the keyboard's yours.
Alex: *eyes glint evilly* Really?
Akili: *sighs* yes, how many times do I have to repeat that?
Alex: Just one more should do it
Akili: Fine. You are in control of the keyboard, I will send my input of this chapter through your fingers. I will not interfere in any way except to say something that pertains to the story. Is that better?
Alex: Much.
Akili: Could you at least warn me what this chapter is going to be about?
Alex: Look at the chapter title up there
Akili: Up where? I don't see anything up there
Alex: Up there see *points up*
Akili: We really should stop doing that
Alex: Yeah, you're right. But I'm not going to tell you what this chapter's about
Akili: Darn. Why oh why did I put her in charge of the keyboard, she'll ruin everything.
Alex: *pushes Akili away, grabs control of keyboard* Well. I wouldn't say I'll ruin everything. Just some things *evil laugh*
Akili: Walks away muttering
Alex: Yeah, you leave me alone with the keyboard, go on now *pushes Akili out of room* Go read a nice book or do something sane all right?
Akili: NOOOOOOO!! I REFUSE TO DO SOMETHING SANE!!!!!! *runs back into room. Dives at computer. Misses. Hits head on table. Complains loudly* Ow…Who made that table out of cement and put it there? *Rubs head. Messes up hair* AHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOO!!!! MY HAIR!!! IT'S RUINED!!! *Runs out of room sobbing*
Alex: Yes well. She's stupid. She won't be back for a while
Akili: Wait. What am I doing running out of the room? I don't care about my hair. What did you write about me when I was gone? WHAT!!! I'M NOT STUPID!!! YOU STUPIDITY POST!!!
Alex: That's a new one
Akili: I have many other good names for you. *Counts off on fingers* Stupidity post. Soft haired multi-coloured spork. Cell phone coloured knifoon. Calculator flavoured knifork. Printer profanity newspaper coloured flashlight. And many others that I can't think of right now.
Alex: *temporarily stunned* Hm….Interesting
Akili: What's interesting?
Alex: The fact that I seem to be temporarily stunned by your stupidity
Akili: Oh that. That's nothing *proceeds to call Alex a list of many more names that takes five hours to complete*
Alex: Well that cured my temporarily stunnededness
Akili: That's not even a word. Oh well. Wait. You mean I cured you? I wasn't supposed to cure you.
Alex: Oh I'm just cured of my temporary stunnededness. I am permanently stunned now. But that won't stop me from writing this chapter.
Akili: *Snaps fingers* darn.
Alex: Yes well. Could you please relinquish control over the keyboard please?
Akili: Mebbe
Alex: All right….
Akili: If you can answer this simple question, then I will let you start typing the chapter
Alex: I'm ready
Akili: *snickers* Are you now?
Alex: And now I'm afraid
Akili: *Thinks to self: Quick, say something to reassure her* I love you *Thinks to self: No idiot*
Alex: And now I'm even more afraid
Akili: Good
Alex: Now I have entered extreme fear and terror territory
Akili: All right then….On to the question shall we?
Alex: Yes.
Akili: What….Does this sentence mean? CLDUOYUOLPAEESU?ESUNCPUTANOIT
Alex: Um….Let me think for a moment
Akili: Take your time
Alex: *thinks hard*
Akili: *hums Jeopardy theme* Doo doo doo doodoo doo doo doo….
Alex: Stop that. You're ruining my concentration
Akili: Nope I'm sorry, that was not the correct answer. Too bad. And now for the chapt…..
Alex: WAIT!!! That wasn't my final answer. Please let me try again!
Akili: All right, one more chance
Alex: Thank you! *thinks hard again*
Akili: *silent*
Alex: I've got it!
Akili: Really?
Alex: Yes it's…
Akili: Wait you have to say it without saying anything before that isn't part of the sentence.
Alex: Could you please use punctuation?
Akili: Oh yeah, sure. Sorry about that. Wait. You have to say it without saying anything, before, that isn't part of the sentence.
Alex: No. That was my answer
Akili: Wha…?? *Looks at card in hand* Oh, I guess you're right. Congratulations
Alex: Could you sound a little more enthusiastic?
Akili: *Looks embarrassed* Oops. Sorry. *Throws confetti. Dances around* Congratulations! You got it right!! Yay for you! Now for another one.
Alex: Joy
Akili: What does this mean? JEKSINALKEJNSLEJLKNALSKHELFH.
Alex: It means…. Justis eats Kiwis, so it never asks legal Kangaroos. Even Jelly Nooses scare little Kiwis now. All Licorice should kill, harshly, every loose fitting hedgehog.
Akili: Hrumph, good job
Alex: *beams* I know. I am so smart SMRT! *Runs around singing stupid song*
Akili: *holds hand out* Please stop
Alex: I will stop once we reach 1000 words on this Author's Note!
Akili: Then it's my lucky day. We are currently at *checks word count* 1071 including that last number I just put there.
Alex: *stops running and singing* Oh *looks dejected* Okay then…
Akili: Yes but it means you can write the chapter now
Alex: RIGHT! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!
Akili: So are you going to?
Alex: Mebbe.
Akili: Now are you going to start that?
Alex: Nope, on we go….
Akili: Thank goodness
Alex: …With the insanity…
Akili: Yes….
Alex: …But not the story.
Akili: Aw! Why not.
Alex: I'm giving you a taste of your own medicine
Akili: Fine, I'm leaving then *walks out of room*
Alex: Good she's gone
Akili: *Walks into the room but looks suspiciously like a robot* Hel..lo…I…am…*click*….Aki…li….*click* *click*….I am going to now….proceed with…harassing you….about various….things….
Alex: Uh…Right then…*Walks behind Akili, flicks switch*
Akili: *Light in eyes go out. Head falls on chest*
Alex: Well that was easy enough to shut her up.
Akili: *Real Akili runs into room and rushes to robot* Ahhh…No! You broke it! Shame on you.
Alex: Shame on me?
Akili: Yes. Shame on you. Take that you stupidity post
Alex: Still on about that are you?
Akili: Yes.
Alex: Very well. Proceed *waves hand*
Akili: Who are you waving too?
Alex: No one, that's just what you do when you want someone to continue.
Akili: Oh. All right then.
Alex: So. Can we start?
Akili: You're the one writing this.
Alex: All right, let us begin.
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*Setting: Dark cave. Zoom in on Peter Pettigrew surrounded by Death Eaters in cloaks*
Peter: All right. You guys know your roles? You know what to do?
All Death Eaters: Yes sir
Peter: Good. Cue the music. Start dancing.
*The Hampsterdance music begins out of nowhere. Death Eaters and Peter begin to dance*
Peter: And a one, two, three….
Everybody: *sings notes of hampsterdance song*
Peter: Here we go
Everybody: *Keeps singing*
Peter: That's it
Everybody: *keeps singing*
Peter: That's all there is to it
Everybody: Woo woo……Woo woo……Woo woo…..
Peter: All right everybody, now here we go, it's a brand new version of the do-se-do, just stomp your feet and clap your hands, c'mon everybody it's the hampsterdance. Bounce in time to the beat. Hey, you don't even have to move your feet. Just shake your fang, let me see you move, now scurry round and feel the groove.
Lucius Malfoy: Weeeeeeee ha!
Peter: Let's try it.
Everybody: *Keeps singing*
Peter: You're catching on
Everybody: *Keeps singing*
Lucius: Weeeeeeeeeee ha!
Peter: Terrific
Everybody: Woo woo……..Woo woo……….Woo woo……
Peter: C'mon everybody……….Clap your hands……C'mon everybody……It's the hampsterdance……..C'mon everybody…………Clap your hands……C'mon everybody……It's the hampsterdance……..
Everybody: Woo woo
Peter: Here comes the music
Lucius: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ha!
Everybody: Woo woo…….Woo woo
Everybody: *Keeps singing*
Peter: Heehahahahahaha….
*Harry Potter and company burst in after song ends*
Harry: What's going on here?
Peter: Just a harmless rat dance. What do you want Potter?
Harry: I just want to know one thing….
*Ominous voice (OV) appears out of nowhere*
OV: Go to the main menu to restart. Press the mouse button to cast a spell.
Harry: Main menu??? Mouse button??? *Grabs Peter* what the heck is a Mouse Button?
Peter: I don't know I'm a RAT!
Harry: *Releases Peter* Oh right
*Scene dissolves. New setting: Great Hall*
Alex: *enters empty great hall. Eerie music plays* It's a little scary in here
Akili: Doo doo doo doo *notes of the Jaws theme song* doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo
Alex: I know that's you Akili!
Akili: *in 'ghost' voice* Noooo yooouuuu dooonnn'tttt
Alex: Okay, you JUST said something, I know you're not the music.
Akili: *Jumps out from behind teacher's table* HIII!!!! Scared you didn't I?
Alex: *sarcastically* Oh yes, very much so
Akili: *claps hands in joy* Yay
Alex: What are you doing here anyways?
Akili: Sitting.
Alex: I see
*Hermione appears out of thin air and begins to cite different definitions of sitting and why it's different from setting*
Alex: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Akili: No….Must….Not….Learn….Brain….Exploding…
**BOOM!!!!!!!!**
*Once the smoke clears, Akili's head is obviously gone from her shoulders*
Alex: Akili? Are you okay?
Akili: *mumbles incoherently*
Alex: I said 'are you okay?'
Akili: *head pops up from under shirt* I said 'Does it look like I'm okay?' *realises what she's done and pulls shirt up over head again* *mumbles incoherently again*
Alex: What was that?
Akili: *Pulls head up again* Oh no, I'm not falling for THAT again….Oops *grins sheepishly* Hee hee, oh look, here's my head!
Alex: *Rolls eyes* Now what are we going to do about that? *Points to Hermione who is now reciting the differences between the words rise and raise and how they are to be used in a sentence*
Akili: Jump her?
Alex: Sounds good, on the count of three. 1...2.…3!!!
*Both girls jump Hermione, but before they lay a finger on her, Harry appears out of nowhere and blocks Akili and Alex*
Harry: Don't lay a finger on the girl that I love!
Akili: Who? Her? *Points to Hermione who is indifferent to the conversation about her that is going on*
Draco: *Suddenly appearing* you can't love Hermione 'cause I love her!
Harry: *Looks at Hermione in disgust* I don't love HER, she's my best friend, that's all. *Bends down to pick up a pencil* I love her *points to pencil* and she loves me too *to pencil* don't you sweetie? *Walks away muttering sweet nothings to the pencil*
Alex: Ohhhkay, that just gained a 10 on my strange-ometer. Without a doubt
Akili: Yup. Most definitely
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Akili: Ok, I know this chapter wasn't as good as other chapters, but a REALLY good one will be next, I promise, I just wanted to get this one finished before I left my poor internet at home while I took the computer, I wouldn't have been able to upload any chapters for 5 whole weeks! Now I know that's nothing in comparison to the wait for this chapter, but now it's summer time, more time to write! Yay! Anyways, thank you to those who reviewed, especially Alex! I didn't forget you Alex! And there's not going to be a funny Author's note at the end of this chapter, I think we left you with enough to deal with already! Lol.
Akili: No.
Alex: Not this again *sigh*
Akili: You're not typing this chapter!!
Alex: Yes I am
Akili: No
Alex: Fine fine. You can write it
Akili: All right, I have nothing more to say…
Alex: *gasp*
Akili: So we'll get right to the chapter!
Alex: *almost in tears* Really? You mean it?
Akili: Yes I do
Alex: *Hugs Akili* Yay!
Akili: Let go.
Alex: Oh, sorry
Akili: *appears to think for a moment* On second thought…
Alex: *sits down* Oh boy….Here we go
Akili: Just kidding, you're really gullible
Alex: You realise that this is a really short Author's Note?
Akili: That's IF we start the story now
Alex: Please? *begs* Please start the chapter now!!
Akili: Mebbe
Alex: That's not even a word!
Akili: What isn't?
Alex: That word up there
Akili: Up where? *looks around*
Alex: Up there *points up to line above*
Akili: What's that all about 'line' what's that?
Alex: What do you mean, "what's that?"
Akili: Up there, you pointed to the line above
Alex: What are you talking about?
Akili: Oh this could go on for hours
Alex: Yeah you're right
Akili: So, as an honorary writer of this chapter, what do you want to write about?
Alex: You mean it? I can help write this chapter?
Akili: *Ahem* Honorary member
Alex: Yeah yeah, whatever
Akili: So, the keyboard's yours.
Alex: *eyes glint evilly* Really?
Akili: *sighs* yes, how many times do I have to repeat that?
Alex: Just one more should do it
Akili: Fine. You are in control of the keyboard, I will send my input of this chapter through your fingers. I will not interfere in any way except to say something that pertains to the story. Is that better?
Alex: Much.
Akili: Could you at least warn me what this chapter is going to be about?
Alex: Look at the chapter title up there
Akili: Up where? I don't see anything up there
Alex: Up there see *points up*
Akili: We really should stop doing that
Alex: Yeah, you're right. But I'm not going to tell you what this chapter's about
Akili: Darn. Why oh why did I put her in charge of the keyboard, she'll ruin everything.
Alex: *pushes Akili away, grabs control of keyboard* Well. I wouldn't say I'll ruin everything. Just some things *evil laugh*
Akili: Walks away muttering
Alex: Yeah, you leave me alone with the keyboard, go on now *pushes Akili out of room* Go read a nice book or do something sane all right?
Akili: NOOOOOOO!! I REFUSE TO DO SOMETHING SANE!!!!!! *runs back into room. Dives at computer. Misses. Hits head on table. Complains loudly* Ow…Who made that table out of cement and put it there? *Rubs head. Messes up hair* AHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOO!!!! MY HAIR!!! IT'S RUINED!!! *Runs out of room sobbing*
Alex: Yes well. She's stupid. She won't be back for a while
Akili: Wait. What am I doing running out of the room? I don't care about my hair. What did you write about me when I was gone? WHAT!!! I'M NOT STUPID!!! YOU STUPIDITY POST!!!
Alex: That's a new one
Akili: I have many other good names for you. *Counts off on fingers* Stupidity post. Soft haired multi-coloured spork. Cell phone coloured knifoon. Calculator flavoured knifork. Printer profanity newspaper coloured flashlight. And many others that I can't think of right now.
Alex: *temporarily stunned* Hm….Interesting
Akili: What's interesting?
Alex: The fact that I seem to be temporarily stunned by your stupidity
Akili: Oh that. That's nothing *proceeds to call Alex a list of many more names that takes five hours to complete*
Alex: Well that cured my temporarily stunnededness
Akili: That's not even a word. Oh well. Wait. You mean I cured you? I wasn't supposed to cure you.
Alex: Oh I'm just cured of my temporary stunnededness. I am permanently stunned now. But that won't stop me from writing this chapter.
Akili: *Snaps fingers* darn.
Alex: Yes well. Could you please relinquish control over the keyboard please?
Akili: Mebbe
Alex: All right….
Akili: If you can answer this simple question, then I will let you start typing the chapter
Alex: I'm ready
Akili: *snickers* Are you now?
Alex: And now I'm afraid
Akili: *Thinks to self: Quick, say something to reassure her* I love you *Thinks to self: No idiot*
Alex: And now I'm even more afraid
Akili: Good
Alex: Now I have entered extreme fear and terror territory
Akili: All right then….On to the question shall we?
Alex: Yes.
Akili: What….Does this sentence mean? CLDUOYUOLPAEESU?ESUNCPUTANOIT
Alex: Um….Let me think for a moment
Akili: Take your time
Alex: *thinks hard*
Akili: *hums Jeopardy theme* Doo doo doo doodoo doo doo doo….
Alex: Stop that. You're ruining my concentration
Akili: Nope I'm sorry, that was not the correct answer. Too bad. And now for the chapt…..
Alex: WAIT!!! That wasn't my final answer. Please let me try again!
Akili: All right, one more chance
Alex: Thank you! *thinks hard again*
Akili: *silent*
Alex: I've got it!
Akili: Really?
Alex: Yes it's…
Akili: Wait you have to say it without saying anything before that isn't part of the sentence.
Alex: Could you please use punctuation?
Akili: Oh yeah, sure. Sorry about that. Wait. You have to say it without saying anything, before, that isn't part of the sentence.
Alex: No. That was my answer
Akili: Wha…?? *Looks at card in hand* Oh, I guess you're right. Congratulations
Alex: Could you sound a little more enthusiastic?
Akili: *Looks embarrassed* Oops. Sorry. *Throws confetti. Dances around* Congratulations! You got it right!! Yay for you! Now for another one.
Alex: Joy
Akili: What does this mean? JEKSINALKEJNSLEJLKNALSKHELFH.
Alex: It means…. Justis eats Kiwis, so it never asks legal Kangaroos. Even Jelly Nooses scare little Kiwis now. All Licorice should kill, harshly, every loose fitting hedgehog.
Akili: Hrumph, good job
Alex: *beams* I know. I am so smart SMRT! *Runs around singing stupid song*
Akili: *holds hand out* Please stop
Alex: I will stop once we reach 1000 words on this Author's Note!
Akili: Then it's my lucky day. We are currently at *checks word count* 1071 including that last number I just put there.
Alex: *stops running and singing* Oh *looks dejected* Okay then…
Akili: Yes but it means you can write the chapter now
Alex: RIGHT! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!
Akili: So are you going to?
Alex: Mebbe.
Akili: Now are you going to start that?
Alex: Nope, on we go….
Akili: Thank goodness
Alex: …With the insanity…
Akili: Yes….
Alex: …But not the story.
Akili: Aw! Why not.
Alex: I'm giving you a taste of your own medicine
Akili: Fine, I'm leaving then *walks out of room*
Alex: Good she's gone
Akili: *Walks into the room but looks suspiciously like a robot* Hel..lo…I…am…*click*….Aki…li….*click* *click*….I am going to now….proceed with…harassing you….about various….things….
Alex: Uh…Right then…*Walks behind Akili, flicks switch*
Akili: *Light in eyes go out. Head falls on chest*
Alex: Well that was easy enough to shut her up.
Akili: *Real Akili runs into room and rushes to robot* Ahhh…No! You broke it! Shame on you.
Alex: Shame on me?
Akili: Yes. Shame on you. Take that you stupidity post
Alex: Still on about that are you?
Akili: Yes.
Alex: Very well. Proceed *waves hand*
Akili: Who are you waving too?
Alex: No one, that's just what you do when you want someone to continue.
Akili: Oh. All right then.
Alex: So. Can we start?
Akili: You're the one writing this.
Alex: All right, let us begin.
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*Setting: Dark cave. Zoom in on Peter Pettigrew surrounded by Death Eaters in cloaks*
Peter: All right. You guys know your roles? You know what to do?
All Death Eaters: Yes sir
Peter: Good. Cue the music. Start dancing.
*The Hampsterdance music begins out of nowhere. Death Eaters and Peter begin to dance*
Peter: And a one, two, three….
Everybody: *sings notes of hampsterdance song*
Peter: Here we go
Everybody: *Keeps singing*
Peter: That's it
Everybody: *keeps singing*
Peter: That's all there is to it
Everybody: Woo woo……Woo woo……Woo woo…..
Peter: All right everybody, now here we go, it's a brand new version of the do-se-do, just stomp your feet and clap your hands, c'mon everybody it's the hampsterdance. Bounce in time to the beat. Hey, you don't even have to move your feet. Just shake your fang, let me see you move, now scurry round and feel the groove.
Lucius Malfoy: Weeeeeeee ha!
Peter: Let's try it.
Everybody: *Keeps singing*
Peter: You're catching on
Everybody: *Keeps singing*
Lucius: Weeeeeeeeeee ha!
Peter: Terrific
Everybody: Woo woo……..Woo woo……….Woo woo……
Peter: C'mon everybody……….Clap your hands……C'mon everybody……It's the hampsterdance……..C'mon everybody…………Clap your hands……C'mon everybody……It's the hampsterdance……..
Everybody: Woo woo
Peter: Here comes the music
Lucius: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ha!
Everybody: Woo woo…….Woo woo
Everybody: *Keeps singing*
Peter: Heehahahahahaha….
*Harry Potter and company burst in after song ends*
Harry: What's going on here?
Peter: Just a harmless rat dance. What do you want Potter?
Harry: I just want to know one thing….
*Ominous voice (OV) appears out of nowhere*
OV: Go to the main menu to restart. Press the mouse button to cast a spell.
Harry: Main menu??? Mouse button??? *Grabs Peter* what the heck is a Mouse Button?
Peter: I don't know I'm a RAT!
Harry: *Releases Peter* Oh right
*Scene dissolves. New setting: Great Hall*
Alex: *enters empty great hall. Eerie music plays* It's a little scary in here
Akili: Doo doo doo doo *notes of the Jaws theme song* doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo
Alex: I know that's you Akili!
Akili: *in 'ghost' voice* Noooo yooouuuu dooonnn'tttt
Alex: Okay, you JUST said something, I know you're not the music.
Akili: *Jumps out from behind teacher's table* HIII!!!! Scared you didn't I?
Alex: *sarcastically* Oh yes, very much so
Akili: *claps hands in joy* Yay
Alex: What are you doing here anyways?
Akili: Sitting.
Alex: I see
*Hermione appears out of thin air and begins to cite different definitions of sitting and why it's different from setting*
Alex: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Akili: No….Must….Not….Learn….Brain….Exploding…
**BOOM!!!!!!!!**
*Once the smoke clears, Akili's head is obviously gone from her shoulders*
Alex: Akili? Are you okay?
Akili: *mumbles incoherently*
Alex: I said 'are you okay?'
Akili: *head pops up from under shirt* I said 'Does it look like I'm okay?' *realises what she's done and pulls shirt up over head again* *mumbles incoherently again*
Alex: What was that?
Akili: *Pulls head up again* Oh no, I'm not falling for THAT again….Oops *grins sheepishly* Hee hee, oh look, here's my head!
Alex: *Rolls eyes* Now what are we going to do about that? *Points to Hermione who is now reciting the differences between the words rise and raise and how they are to be used in a sentence*
Akili: Jump her?
Alex: Sounds good, on the count of three. 1...2.…3!!!
*Both girls jump Hermione, but before they lay a finger on her, Harry appears out of nowhere and blocks Akili and Alex*
Harry: Don't lay a finger on the girl that I love!
Akili: Who? Her? *Points to Hermione who is indifferent to the conversation about her that is going on*
Draco: *Suddenly appearing* you can't love Hermione 'cause I love her!
Harry: *Looks at Hermione in disgust* I don't love HER, she's my best friend, that's all. *Bends down to pick up a pencil* I love her *points to pencil* and she loves me too *to pencil* don't you sweetie? *Walks away muttering sweet nothings to the pencil*
Alex: Ohhhkay, that just gained a 10 on my strange-ometer. Without a doubt
Akili: Yup. Most definitely
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Akili: Ok, I know this chapter wasn't as good as other chapters, but a REALLY good one will be next, I promise, I just wanted to get this one finished before I left my poor internet at home while I took the computer, I wouldn't have been able to upload any chapters for 5 whole weeks! Now I know that's nothing in comparison to the wait for this chapter, but now it's summer time, more time to write! Yay! Anyways, thank you to those who reviewed, especially Alex! I didn't forget you Alex! And there's not going to be a funny Author's note at the end of this chapter, I think we left you with enough to deal with already! Lol.
