Insert Witty Title Here

By: Tara

These characters are not mine! Jhonen isn't mine either. *Pulls out tape recorder* Remember to buy Jhonen from Ebay.

*Action*

Thinking

Regular talking

(Something that I couldn't put in any of those categories)

This shall be written in play form. Now enter my caffeine-induced world! Oh and the characters (and Jhonen) Might be a little OOC but that's okay it's my fic and that's how I want it. 8-P

Wanna ask a character a question? Type it in the review!


Tabs: Looks like it is time to gather the characters!

*Snap*

(Cool poof cloud appears)

(We see Jhonen eating a pretzel)

Jhonen: Do I dare ask where I am?

Tabs: You are in my fantasy world.

Jhonen: 0.0 Are you gonna tie me up and do unspeakable things to me?

Tabs: No, but if you want me to it can be arranged.

Jhonen: NO!

Tabs: *hugs Jhonen* Aww Jhonen has bad memories.

Jhonen: 0.o Can you uhh let me go?

Tabs: Do I have to?

Jhonen: Yes.

Tabs: *lets him go* Fine. Well let's bring in our first characters.

*Snap*

(Nny and Squee appear)

Squee: 0.0 (to scared to speak)

Nny: Where am I?

Tabs: My fantasy world! ^_^ *Makes sign that says, "Welcome to Tabs's fantasy world"*
There now no one has to ask! Please sit.

Jhonen: So why are we here?

Tabs: I'm glad you asked. I brought you here because I am sure many people want to ask you all some questions.

Nny: Who says we are gonna answer them.

Jhonen: Yeah!

Tabs: Because if you don't I'll put you in a room with a MOOSE!

All: *gasp in horror*

Tabs: Yep. So be good.

Squee: *raises hand*

Tabs: Yes Squee?

Squee: Can I switch seats with you?

Tabs: Why? 0.o

Squee: *nods head toward Nny. *

Tabs: Oh! Okay! ^_^

*Silence*

Jhonen: When do we get asked questions?

Tabs: When someone asks one.

Jhonen: Ohhh.

Tabs: Until then, you wanna get some snacks?

All: *nod*

Tabs: Okay then well that's it for the first chapter! Ask some questions! Chapter 2 will be up when I get some questions. I'll see you all soon! ^_^ *Walks off with Jhonen, Nny, and Squee. *

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