Chapter 2

Tabs: Hello again everyone!! As you already know we have Nny, Squee and Jhonen with us.

Nny: Can I have a brain freezy?

Tabs: We just… you couldn't of…. *sigh* yes.

*Snap*

Nny: *slurp*

Tabs: Nny it looks like the first question is for you.

JohnnyLover: So Nny how... umm... *ahem*... big, are you? Hehe

Nny: *gets out knives*
Tabs: Johnny!!! NO!! Put them down!

Nny: But she… *growls*

Tabs: *points to door with moose*

Nny: 0.0 ok.

Well ummmmm I.. I

Tabs: Maybe that is a little too personal. Use your imagination people!

Moving on. *Cough*

Also from JohnnyLover

Throughout all of JTHM, did you *ever* change your clothes? I remember in issue 6 you were like "Ooh, clothes. I'd love to change into some different ones. I've been wearing these for some time now." so I was just curious

Nny: I didn't really have a lot of time to go shopping, so I have about 2 outfits. They look exactly the same. It would be nice to change into something different. I guess Jhonen wants my life to be like a cartoon series or something. *Glares at Jhonen*

Jhonen: *Glares back*

Tabs: Fight nice boys.

Okay the next 3 questions are from V.S.Riddle

1. What is the meaning of life?

Tabs: Johnny we know you like to put a lot of detail in your answers but please. Keep it a little shorter.

Nny: Yeah ok.

Most people say that in this lifetime you have some sort of purpose. I have come to believe that god just put us on this planet to watch us suffer. I believe he finds amusement in our pain. Why else would he always make our lives a living hell.

Tabs: That was very touching Johnny.

2. Why do McDonalds workers put catsup on your hamburger even after you ask them not to?

Nny: I suppose they also find pleasure in watching others teeter on the brink of insanity. One day though we will watch them squirm in pain!!! WE SHALL HAVE OUR REVENGE!!!

All: 0.o

Tabs: uhh yeah.

3. Why are there so many assholes on earth?

Nny: That is a question I want to know the answer to. I'm guessing because they can't stash them anywhere else.

Tabs: I see someone would like us to bring in some more friends. Well the more the merrier if you ask me! ^_^

*Snap*

(We see Dib locked in a headlock by Zim. While GIR jumps around Happily.)

Zim: Where are we? TELL ZIM!!

Tabs: *points to sign*

Gir: *jumps on Jhonen's head*

HI!!

Zim: Gir! Get down!

Dib: Why are we here?

Tabs: You get to answer question from our audience! ^_^

Zim: I refuse!

Tabs: I'm glad you asked Zim!

Zim: I didn't ask…

Tabs: Cause if you do refuse you gets to join the moose in "The Room!" (Scary music plays)

Now let us get on with the questions.

Luna Sol asks,

Ummmm..yeah...uh...Nny? Umm, yeah... Uh, why do you...uh...ya know...ummm...do that thing where...ummm. you...uh...kill people?

Nny: Uhh yeah because I uhh yeah do! *Mumbles incoherently*

Tabs: NEXT!!

slumberingfear

This one is for Nny - what do you think is the most positive aspect of humanity?

Nny: Positive!? Positive!? THERE IS NO PO….. Oh wait… I guess the brain freezes are the only positive.

Tabs: Last question for now. This is from milhaven

Johnny C, You don't seem to be a great sleep fan. Do you even _have_ a bed?

Nny: I used have one yes. I now use it as a bed of nails. Comes in quite handy!

Dib: 0.0 *gulp*

Tabs: Well that's all the questions for now! I thank everyone who has reviewed so far! Keep those questions coming! ^_^

So who wants a brain freezy?

All: *raise hands*

*All walk off stage*

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