Tabs: OH MY GOD!! I'm UPDATING!! *gasp* *looks around for her guests* Oh there they are! *pulls them from all the cobwebs.*
Evil man eating spider thing: Hiss!!
Tabs: *Grabs a broom and whacks it on the head* BACK! BACK I SAY!
Spider: RARRGGHH!!! *dies* X_X
Tabs: That's better ^_^ Ok, now we have a few more questions to answer and then sadly the end.
All: WHAT?!
Tabs: Yep, sorry but this will be the last chapter. Ok, now where were we on the questions……………….Oh yes here we go!
nny777slavelabor
this one be for jhonen: can i have your baby??? i promise to be the best mom ever :D
Jhonen: You want to bear my spawn? You want to bear this satanic symbol for 9 months then have it push it's way out of you. Have it coming out for hours on end, of pain you could never imagine??
Tabs: *scarred for life*
Jhonen: …. Maybe
Tabs: errr 0_o Ok, next question??
Perpetual Hysteria
HEE!!!! I have three questions........ Dib: how come no one believes you? YOU BE SSSSSSOOOOOOO CUTE!!!! *hugs Dib*
Dib: I really don't know why no one believe me but they shou- *gets cut off from the hug* 0_0 *blushes*
Zim: *laughs at the Dib person* HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Tabs: *smacks Zim upside the head*
Jhonen: YOU ARE THE GREATEST ARTIST PERSON IN DA WORLD!!!!!! MARRY ME!!! YOU BE AWESOME!!!! AND I'M A PSYCOTIC FANGIRL!!!! HEE HEE!!!! *clings to him*
Jhonen: OH GOD!! ANOHER ONE!!! *gets clung too* *starts trying to wiggle his way out.* Help Me!!
Tabs: Haha Jhonen!
Jhonen: *hesitantly pats the girl on the head, wondering how he can dislodge her.*
and last but not least, NNY!!!! Nny: um.........hhhhmmmmmmm.......*thinks of a question* er....... hhhhmmmm......4 questions for you...... 1. How do you get those people into your torture chamber thingy?
Nny: My favorite is to bash hem over the head and drag them down. *laughs evilly while rubbing his hands together*
2. where did you get all your knives and stuff?
Nny: Internet, and Valley of the Kings
and number 3......3. CAN I HAVE YOUR MAGICAL SHIRT????? PWEEZE??????
Nny: Uhhhh sure.. *just doesn't want to get clung to* *takes off his t-shirt*
Tabs and Audience: 0_0
Random Audience member: *whistles*
4. will ya marry meeee?????? -to Dib, Jhonen, and Nny- MARRY ME!!!! *hugs them all very tightly* FOR I AM A PSYCHOTIC FANGIRL!!!! WHOO!!!!
All 3: AHHH!!!
Jhonen: Isn't …. *tries to breath* that illegal.. In the states!
Dib: yeah!
Tabs: I dunno, but I'm sure there is somewhere she could find someone to wed all three of you. 8-)
BloodyScar
Jhonen-If you could ad a new char. to Zim would it be Irken or human?
Jhonen: Human, for 2 reasons.
1) To annoy Zim
2) And to tease Dib about his huge head.
Dib and Zim: Hey!
Nny-Have you ever met Sickness? DO YOU HAVE A TWIN BROTHER THAT I CAN MARRY?!?!?!?!?!
Nny: No and uhhhh no, and if I did, I probably killed him.. Wait… is he the one that lives in my wall?!! *gasp*
Dib-Why are you so cute?
Dib: Errrr… *blushes* I uhh I don't know.
Gaz-MAN YOU'RE CREEPY!!!
Gaz: I will destroy you! -_-
Gir-I Don't you like anything other than tacos?
Gir: I doooooo. ^_^
Zim-WHO WAS YOUR FIRST LOVE?!?!?!?!
Zim: *flashback* I love you cold unfeeling robot arm!
Devi-Did you really love Johnny?
Devi: I did, until he tried to KILL ME!!!!
Squee-WHY DON'T YOU JUST KILL YOUR FRIGGIN PARENTS?!?!?!OR GET JOHNNY TO KILL THEM?!?!?!JEESE, THEY TREAT YOU LIKE CRAP!!!
Squee: They love me!!!!…. I think.
Tabs: Somehow I don't think they do. NEXT QUESTION!!!
Hybrid-Theory-2002
1Nny how old are you???
Nny: 19
2Johnen how old are you
Jhonen: 23
(A/N: I really have no idea.)
3 Nny what kind of music do you like. I like rock like korn and stuff.
Nny: I prefer classical, it's nice.
4 DIB WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO ANNOYING???? AM I AN ALIEN TO YOU?????
Dib: YOU COULD BE!!!! I BET YOU ARE!! JUST LIKE ZIM!! I'LL GET YOU TOO ONE DAY!!!
5 GIR I LOVE THE DOOM SONG!! WHATS IT LIKE TO SING FOR 6 MONTHS???
Gir: It was funn!!!
Zim: It was annoying!!
Tabs: Somehow Zim, I don't think she asked you.
6 JOHNEN!!!!! WHY DOES EVERYONE YOU DRAW HAVE BIG ASS EYES??????
Jhonen: It's funny because, they have such big eyes but they can't see anything that happens in their own world.
sad for me
I KNOW JHONES SEEEEECRET!!! the name Jhonen is GERMAN the name VASQUEZ is SPANISH. so that makes YOOOOOOOOU JHONEN germish. I REST MY CASE.
p.s.- jhonen I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!
Jhonen: Ok, I'll be waiting for your visit.
nail-bunny
WOOOOHOOOOO!! ok, i gots a question for Jhonen. Jhonen, what is your true hair color?? Pleez tell me!! ok. that's all for now. I LOVE ALL OF YOU!!! L8R!!
Jhonen: Green.
oh wait. i have one more question. this is for IT from "everything can be beaten." IT, can i go on a sewer adventure with you?? it looks like fun!! yay!! see ya!!
Tabs: errrr sorry Nail-Bunny truly I am but I don't know IT, so I don't know where he is to invite. *Gets pelted with food* SORRY!!!
Anthy Dusky
1: squee, would you like to move into my house? i'll take good care of you and i won't tell you i hate you or that you've ruined my life...please?
Squee: If Shmee can go with…. Ok
Tabs: Awwww sooo cute! Would you like to pick him up or do you want me to mail him in a box?
Squee: 0_0
Tabs: I'm joking ^_^
2:nny, you sexy little devil, do you have anyplans for the 15 of may? i was planning to pick off the cheerleading squad at my school and i wanted to know if you would help. i promise i'll make it worth your while *wink& devilish grin*
Nny: Well I would have gone but stupid here *points to Tabs* forgot to update so I didn't get it till now. But if you haven't done it yet and still want to, count me in!
3:jhonen, don't you think that if nny got laid it might solve alot of his problems? i mean, it can't be healthy for him to keep all his *feelings* all bottled up inside and stuff...
Jhonen: Yes sex is always the answer. You can try if you want, if he doesn't try to kill you first.
4:can i ask nailbunny a question? i wanted to know what he thinks about the lovely *moose* and the doughboys.
Nail bunny: Those doughboys keep trying to put things in Johnny's head. He would be so much better off without them. As for the moose…. No comment.
5:psychodoughboy, shouldn't you look into prozac& therapy?
DoughBoy: KILL YOURSELF I COMMAND YOU!!!!!!
last one i promise
6:mr.eff, why the bloody hell do you want to be alive? the world sucks ass and you should just be happy that you got to be part of such a fantastically violent organism. it could be worse. you could be from my head.
Tabs: Sorry, yet another character I don't know. *gets more food thrown at her* I said I was sorry!! What do you want from me! My only supplier (Hot Topic) only has JTHM and SQUEE!!
Happy-Noodle-Grrl
dibby: can i help you kill zim and save earth?!?! pleeeeeease????
Dib: Yes!! FINALLY!! YOU CAN HELP ME BRING ZIM DOWN AND EXPOSE HIM TO THE WORLD!!
Zim: NEVER PUNY HUMAN STINK BEASTS!!!
nail bunny: whats it like to be a spooky floating bunny head?
Nail Bunny: It's all right, I suppose.
purple and red: why didnt you just kill zim if u hate him so much?? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh?
Purple: Huh? When did we get pulled into this??
Red: Right now I guess.
We tried! We figured he would have died on the way over there.
jhonen: what character of all ur creations are you most like? if ur like any at all....
Jhonen: I'd have to say Johnny, just that he does everything I want to do.
wall thing: even though ur imaginary...do you like nny? or do you want him dead?
Wall thing: He feeds me blood!!!
Tabs: 0_o I guess we can take that as a 'I tolerate him' ? Maybe
11 (A/N: Loving the nickname! ^_~)
Squee: Why haven't you killed your parents? I mean the world isn't gonna miss them.
Squee: Why does everyone ask m-me that?! *starts crying*
Tabs: AWWW YOU MADE SQUEE CRY!!!!
*gives Squee a Icesucky*
Zim: When are you going to kill Dib?
Zim: I'm going to make him my lunch lady when I take over the world!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Tabs: Rrrrright.
chicken
nny:y r u so cute...?
Nny: I didn't know I was???
gir: can u come home wif me?!?!?!?!?
Gir: *sits on chickens head* WAAAHHHH! FLY PIGGY FLY!!!!
Tabs: 0_o ??
|___Z?___|
nny: where did you get this so called "magikal t-shirt" coz i want one :D
Nny: I got it from Hot Topic
really really fast commercial voice: author does not know if you can really buy a magical t-shirt from Hot Topic.
PoisonTears
WOT! Ah, okay. This is for Dib. Dib, did you know that I love you and believe you and your head is not big! I love you Dib!
Dib: *blushes* Uhh thanx
Tabs: Wow, your popular in this chapter ^_~
And this is for NNy. NNy! You SO rock! I love you! Can I come live with you?
Nny: If you want to be killed, sure come live with me.
And for Gir: You're annoying!
Gir: *eyes well up in robot tears* WAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Tabs: Why does everyone want to make people cry!! *hands Gir a stuffed Piggy*
Gir: I LOVDED YOU PIGGY, I LOVDED YOU!!!!!
Tabs: That's better.. Okay next ques…..uh-oh.. Uhhh well I guess that's the last question. And you know what that means. IT"S THE END!!! THERE WILL BE NO MORE!!!! Sorry everyone but this is the last episode. Someone else can pick this up if they want to ^_^
Well Say bye everyone
Nny: bye
Jhonen: Do I have to?
Tabs: *nods*
Jhonen: Bye
Gir: BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BY--
Zim: GIR!! GOODBYE EVIL STINK BEASTS!!! SLEEP WELL FOR IT WILL BE YOUR LAST BEFORE I BRING DOOM TO YOU ALL!!!! *runs off*
Dib: Bye. *goes chasing after Zim*
Gaz: You all will pay.
Purple: Bye everyone!! ^_^
Red: Bye.. *looks at Purple who is still waving goodbye* PURPLE!! Lets go!
Squee: Bye *walks off with his new parent Anthy Dusky*
Tabs: Well BUH BYE EVERYONE!!!! ^_^ *lights go off*
Guys? Guys? *bam* Oww that's my desk.
