This is to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer". In case you haven't guessed, it's about Gandalf from Lord of the Rings. The situation is that special scene in Moria from The Fellowship of the Ring. It includes the shout-outs. :D
Gandalf the gray-robed wizard *wizard*
Will get a very shiny robe *like a flashlight*
And if you ever see it *see it*
You might even say, "it glowed!" *like a lightbulb*
All of the other wizards *wizards*
Used to laugh and call him names *like Pointy Hat*
They never let poor Gandalf *Gandalf*
Join in any wizard games *like Quidditch*
Then one dismal Moria noon
The Balrog came to play
"Gandalf with your staff so bright
I'll drag you down with my whip tonight!"
Then all the hobbits cried *cried*
Legolas and Gimli too *and Aragorn*
"Gandalf the gray-robed wizard *wizard*
You'll be back in number two!" *with a white robe*
