A/N: This is by my sister StarBaby. We don't own anything and make no profit from this so please don't sue.

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"Are you sure he can be trusted?" Pomfrey asked.

"I would trust him with my life"

"WHAT?!?" Madam Pomfrey said for she could not hear dumbledore for at that very moment a loud *MOOOO* was heard. But those stupid muggles

couldn't hear them of course cause of, um ... a magical spell was casts over all the land so the story wouldn't be corrupted. And then a FLYING COW came

mooing to a holt.

"Oh my lord Hagrid where the hell did you get that?"

"Now, now, Minevra don't wake the muggles" Dumbledore said to the witch in the extremely pointy hat. "Hagrid do you have him? Do you have ... HARRY POTTER?"

"Aye of course I do. He fell right over Bristol-" "Asleep?" Minevra interrupted, "What? Oh, ah, ya ... asleep" ... ... ... After a long and uncomfortable pause Hagrid broke the silence.

"uh, right ... anyway, hear ye are Dumbledore"

"Thank you Hagrid" as dumbledore walked to the door of 4 privet Drv. little Harry Potter had a little baby dream of little baby lollipops.

"Goodbye little Harry, see you in he- I mean Hogwarts.

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