After Luin woke up and picked up her left arm, she stitched it back on and went after Legolas again. Unfortunately, she didn't get far before she had to go back for her foot, which she also stitched back on. Luin was getting to be quite the expert sewer.
Finally, she had herself reassembled and relatively decent looking, and she set off to find Legolas and set him free of the evil ferret-person who had him imprisoned.
Ferri was expecting this, so she had a cart ready. When Luin arrived, Ferri had the people from the loony bin there and they strapped Luin into the cart. Ferri paid them to put her in a padded cell.
Ferri glanced at Luin, and gave them more money to pay for the surgery that Luin needed, and also gave them some ripped and torn clothing for Luin to fix, as she had become a master sewer.
"Thanks for the surgery!" Luin smiled sweetly. Now she felt even better than before, because before the surgery she had replaced the IV liquid with super-strength liquid. Now Ferri could never stop her again. And she had come up with the perfect plan to 'rescue' Legolas...
While she (Luin) was plotting, Ferri injected Luin with a really funny serum that makes you 'as high as a kite'.
"Yes! I can see fuzzy pink elephants!" Luin squealed in delight. "And they're flying! I can fly them to rescue Legolas!"
So Luin climbed on the largest elephant (which was actually not there, but since Luin was high and she saw it, it was) and flew it around the forest and out of the mental hospital to find Legolas.
She found Ferri's mansion and dropped the elephant through the roof.
Ferri was looking through Luin's cell window. "Whoa! I got her in there just in time! No one wants that lunatic running around! Ha, fuzzy pink elephants...Ha, ha,ha!" Ferri walked around with a big grin on her face. Turned out Ferri had also injected herself with her serum. She wasn't as high as a kite, but she was getting there fast.
"Woohoo! Flying ferrets!" Luin grinned. "Yo, Ferrienna, got da high too! Excellent! But I bet you can't beat fuzzy pink flying elephants!"
"Ooo! Purple cows!" exclaimed Ferri. She started trying to fly after them.
While Ferri was occupied with that, Luin snuck into the house and stuffed Legolas into an interdimensional backpack, then snuck back out and remounted the fuzzy pink flying elephant.
Ferri took Luin's fuzzy pink elephant (with Legolas on it) and flew off, leaving Luin all by herself.
Luin, however, still had the real interdimensional backpack with Legolas in it. :-) It always pays to carry a spare.
"AAARRRGGG!" Ferri landed the elephant on Luin, grabbed the real backpack and flew away.
Luin grinned sardonically as Ferri tried to fly away. She had stopped hallucinating, so the fuzzy pink elephant disappeared from beneath the ferret, but was immediately replaced with a purple flying cow, so Ferri didn't notice, or if she did, she didn't care. Also, she, Luin, is the CEO of Interdimension Backpacks, Inc., so she always had lots of spares. Ferri took yet another decoy, hook, line, and sinker.
