Ferri looked inside of the backpack, made an angry growling sound, turned into her Elvish self, stopped hallucinating, and began to start her plan of having a brawl.
Ferri knew she could kick the sh!* out of Luin any time, but was afraid of being squished, but now that she had turned into her elvish self, she felt she could take on the world. The fact that she was probably smaller than Luin didn't phase her one bit. Ferri got her sack'em boppers on and prepared to fight until she was knocked out by a flying plastic balloon thingy.
Luin reeeeeaaally sucked at fighting, and she knew Ferri knew that she knew that Ferri knew she sucked. So Luin climbed into another interdimensional backpack, and dialled up Morriel on her cell phone to kick the sh!@ out of Ferri for her.
Morriel showed up on her giant orange flying mouse a few minutes later, looking rather confused, until she spotted Ferri. Luin laughed to herself evilly.
Ferri grinned evilly, gave Morriel lots of popcorn to go watch, but not to get involved. Ferri them realized that was a dumb idea, as Morriel was after Legolas too. Ferri then gave Morriel more popcorn to go away, and not come back for at least 15 minutes, and if neither came back out, she could call the ambulance. Morriel, who was still confused, took the popcorn and flew away, but just far enough to see who got knocked out by air filled plastic first.
Hearing no sounds of battle, except for the crunch of someone chewing popcorn, Luin cautiously poked her head out of the backpack. "Ohhhh sh!@," she groaned.
Ferri heard her and came after her, a dangerous gleam in her eye and an inflatable pillow in her hand.
Luin reached into her interdimensional backpack, pulled out her own inflatable pillow, and jumped out onto the ground. She charge Ferri, yelling her favourite warcry: "For popcorn, chocolate, and Legolaaaaas!" Whump! Whump! Whump! The pillow battle for ownership of Legolas had begun.
Ferri kept dodging Luin for awhile, then blocked a very poorly aimed shot, then hollered HER warcry, which wasn't much more than ferrety gibberish, then screamed, "*growl, snuffle* LEGOLAS IS MINE!!!!" and charged, her plastic pillow smacking Luin in the head. "Ow!" Luin said.
"Ow! Die ferrety-elfy thing! For popcorn, chocolate, and LEGOLAS IS MIIIIIIIIIIINE!" Whap! Whap! Whapwhapwhap! Luin thwapped Ferri, but the ferrety-elfy thing dodged the last triple blow and went for the backpacks.
Ferri was beginning to reach for the backpacks when Luin realized what she was doing, and hit Ferri with another triple blow. "Ow...Ow...Ow." Ferri turned and sent Luin flying backwards. "Cool! I didn't know I could do that!" Ferri said.
"Evil ferrety-elfy thing! You bribed Morriel with popcorn didn't you? Evilness!" Thwapthwapthwapthwapthwap! Boink!
"Boink?" Luin repeated, confused.
"Boink," Ferri confirmed. She thwapped Luin very hard and then both of them passed out with silly, demented grins on their faces.
"Where the hell did that 'boink' come from?!?" Ferri said after a little while.
"I have no clue," Luin replied.
Ferri and Luin pondered this for awhile, and in that time, they decided to have another duel over Legolas, with something other than sock'em boppers.
Now they would be pulling out all the stops - Muahahahahaaaaaaaa.....
