Eren Note: Yes yes I know that Luin is pathetic at updating! If I had been the one who was typing this out then we would already be deep into the first sequel. This story is already an ongoing saga. You will notice some differences in the style of the fanfiction now. For example it will show who wrote what. And I know you all are waiting for the adorable tree squeak to show (ahem) do not fear she shall make an appearance soon.

Chapter 8: MY POOR HAIR!

Luin:

"Where the heck is it?" the ferrets wondered after hours of searching for the turpentine. "Right here where it's been the entire time!" exclaimed an exasperated Legolas. "Oh good but we need to find the hydrogen peroxide." "I've got it," said Mandos. "Oh good. We can begin then." The ferrets said as the got their rubber gloves and a basin of water.

Nuin:

"ME! ME! ME!" Legolas and Mandos said jumping up and down and pushing each other. "Hmmmmm . . . yeah there is enough room in the basin for both of your thick heads." Ferri said nodding and grinning at the same time. "Why you little . . . glub!" Ferri and Luin jumped on the back of their heads, knocking them into the basin.

Luin:

"Glub! Glub! Glub!" Neither ferret was sure what they were saying but it didn't sound polite. Luin and Ferri set to scrubbing the elf's and god's heads, hoping to finish before either of them had to come up for head. "Aah! Aah! My eyes!" They screamed. Mandos was spitting furiously. "Ugh! Ptui! Hack hack! Turpentine! Yuck!" "Aaah! Aaah! My eyes!" screeched Legolas. "Well. (hack hack) did it work?" mandos asked finally. The two ferrets looked at each other. "yeah – uh – it looks great!" 'Great if you like pure white hair' Ferri thought.

Nuin:

"Well at least my hair isn't funny colours anymore. Is my hair golden blonde again Luin?" Legolas asked, his eyes sparkling. "Not quite, but pretty close. Right Ferri?" "Errr . . . yeah REALLY close Legolas!" Legolas was about to jump for joy, then he thought about what Ferri said. Did he detect some sarcasm there? "Gimme a mirror Ferri!" Legolas screamed.

Luin:

Ferri brought Legolas a mirror. She was shivering a bit. Legolas looked pretty evil with his white hair. Legolas took the mirror, looked into it, and let out a long blood curdling scream. The mirror shattered his voice was so high. "What is it?" Mandos yelped. Luin brought him another mirror. He looked and screamed. 'Yep,' thought Luin, 'That mirror's pretty toast too.'

Nuin:

Legolas turned red (quite funny looking with the white hair) and began to chase Luin and Ferri with Mandos. Legolas started to threaten the ferrets then Mandos had an idea. "Ferri! Luin! I have chocolate for you!" Ferri and Luin turned around and around to Mandos and his promise of chocolate. Mandos and Legolas caught them and nodded to each other and brought them to the basin. "AAAAAAAAHHH!"