Fired.or are they???
(At a big executive building )
Duo: * lots of flatulence *
Voice: Do that outside! Anyway, you former G-Boys have been called for one sole purpose * dramatic pause * YOU'RE FIRED!!! * starts laughing maniacally *
All: WHAT???
Voice: Let me reveal myself! * fanfare by invisible clowns * I am Kookakachura Chantilly!
Trowa: Why are we fired? Out of this huge firm?
Heero: * mutters * When since a race car driver is a part of a firm?
Duo: * pulls a razor out of a bag * Be free little mohawk! * shaves it off *
Kookakachura: Ooooookkkaaaaayyyy. the good news is that the firm pitied you and decided to give you three other job options to choose from. Let me warn you. It's nothing like your other jobs.
Trowa: Why am I not surprised?
Duo: * farts * Well what are the jobs?
Kookakachura: A horse stable cleaner.
Duo: Even I have enough sense not to do that!
All: Doubt it.
Kookakachura: Vomit patrol.
All: Okay then.
Kookakachura: And finally.
Heero: It gets worse? Oh man!
Kookakachura: Lingerie maker for the obese and severely underweight.
Trowa: That's not that bad.
Kookakachura: You have to fit them!
All: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!
Duo: I take Vomit Patrol. Shningkle shningkles.
All: * unenthusiastically * yeah, yeah right. Us too.
Heero: So what's the job description?
Kookakachura: Walk around the world.
Trowa: Nooo.
Kookakachura: Let me finish. cleaning up vomit from all walks of life and bring these buckets * opens 5 green, barf smelling curtains * to main headquarters. You empty the vomit into 5 separate rooms.one for each of you .
Trowa: You had this well planned out. It's like you knew.
Heero: If she did, it's too late now. What's our pay?
Kookakachura: The person who gets the most vomit gets $5 extra. And the total pay is $10 a gallon.
All: WHATTTTT???
Kookakachura: You get more for the other jobs.
Quatre: Mean. Mean! That's not funny!
Wufei: You should talk. Mean!
Invisible clown 1: Well if you don't want the jobs march yourself to the unemployment office and GET ANOTHER JOB!!
Invisible clown 2: Yeah, just look at us!
Trowa: +.+ My point exactly. Heero: -.- ouch * shivers * unemployment.
Quatre: ^^;;;
Wufei: * tries to knock some sense into the invisible clowns with his toupee *
Duo: Stinky fart butt ATTACK!!! * nothing happens * Oooops. I need spicy Mexican food.otherwise, my ammo is zero.^^;;;
Trowa: *_*
Quatre: O.O
Wufei: O_o
Heero: Yup, that was my confirmation that Duo Maxwell is the biggest idiot alive.
Kookakachura: Well?
Heero: I guess we have to.
Kookakachura: Okay. You start here on Monday. Then I'll tell you guys all the crap- filled tasks that have to do with the ever-gross VOMIT!!
All except Quatre: *shivers *
Quatre: Bakas.
(At a big executive building )
Duo: * lots of flatulence *
Voice: Do that outside! Anyway, you former G-Boys have been called for one sole purpose * dramatic pause * YOU'RE FIRED!!! * starts laughing maniacally *
All: WHAT???
Voice: Let me reveal myself! * fanfare by invisible clowns * I am Kookakachura Chantilly!
Trowa: Why are we fired? Out of this huge firm?
Heero: * mutters * When since a race car driver is a part of a firm?
Duo: * pulls a razor out of a bag * Be free little mohawk! * shaves it off *
Kookakachura: Ooooookkkaaaaayyyy. the good news is that the firm pitied you and decided to give you three other job options to choose from. Let me warn you. It's nothing like your other jobs.
Trowa: Why am I not surprised?
Duo: * farts * Well what are the jobs?
Kookakachura: A horse stable cleaner.
Duo: Even I have enough sense not to do that!
All: Doubt it.
Kookakachura: Vomit patrol.
All: Okay then.
Kookakachura: And finally.
Heero: It gets worse? Oh man!
Kookakachura: Lingerie maker for the obese and severely underweight.
Trowa: That's not that bad.
Kookakachura: You have to fit them!
All: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!
Duo: I take Vomit Patrol. Shningkle shningkles.
All: * unenthusiastically * yeah, yeah right. Us too.
Heero: So what's the job description?
Kookakachura: Walk around the world.
Trowa: Nooo.
Kookakachura: Let me finish. cleaning up vomit from all walks of life and bring these buckets * opens 5 green, barf smelling curtains * to main headquarters. You empty the vomit into 5 separate rooms.one for each of you .
Trowa: You had this well planned out. It's like you knew.
Heero: If she did, it's too late now. What's our pay?
Kookakachura: The person who gets the most vomit gets $5 extra. And the total pay is $10 a gallon.
All: WHATTTTT???
Kookakachura: You get more for the other jobs.
Quatre: Mean. Mean! That's not funny!
Wufei: You should talk. Mean!
Invisible clown 1: Well if you don't want the jobs march yourself to the unemployment office and GET ANOTHER JOB!!
Invisible clown 2: Yeah, just look at us!
Trowa: +.+ My point exactly. Heero: -.- ouch * shivers * unemployment.
Quatre: ^^;;;
Wufei: * tries to knock some sense into the invisible clowns with his toupee *
Duo: Stinky fart butt ATTACK!!! * nothing happens * Oooops. I need spicy Mexican food.otherwise, my ammo is zero.^^;;;
Trowa: *_*
Quatre: O.O
Wufei: O_o
Heero: Yup, that was my confirmation that Duo Maxwell is the biggest idiot alive.
Kookakachura: Well?
Heero: I guess we have to.
Kookakachura: Okay. You start here on Monday. Then I'll tell you guys all the crap- filled tasks that have to do with the ever-gross VOMIT!!
All except Quatre: *shivers *
Quatre: Bakas.
