YU-GI-DOH!

2

By Liquid Snake

Disclaimer:  I have return-ed, to preach the word of the Lo-ord onto you.  Thall shalt not sue, for I havest no money.  I have n-ot stolen these char-acters or the corporation of Konami, I am borrowing them in the name of the Lo-ord.  And the Lord sayeth, thou shalt review this holy fic!  Now let us j-oin hands and praise this fic!  Hallelujah!

-Insanities, 1:26

It was a wonderful day in the land of Duel Monsters, until evil entered in the most unlikely form…

Yugi: Lala-Lalala!  Lala-Lalala!

Joey: Shut up!

Tristen:  I'm not being paid enough for this.

Teya: Be happy, everyone!  (Jumps up and down)

Joey and Tristen:  Shut up, Teya!

Yugi:  Yeah, Teya, shut up!  Lala-Lalala!  Lala-Lalala!

Narrator:  Thus began the evil that plagued the-.

Yugi:  Shut up!  Lala-Lalala!

(Random Figure appears from nowhere)

Random Figure:  Yugo Moto (What kind of retarded name is that?) I challenge you do a Du-du-du-du-dudududu-Duel!

Tristen and Teya: ………………………….

Joey:…Don't EVER do that again…

Yugi:  Yea!  A duel!

(Blinding flash of light, Yugi is now Yagi)

Joey:  AGGGGG!  I can't see!  (walks into tree and is K.O'ed)

Tristen:  You need to buy some sunglasses, Joey. 

Yagi:  Now we shall Du-du-du-

(Joey regains conciousness, and throws a rock at Yagi before lapsing into unconciousness.)

Yagi:  Ow-ow-ow-ow-owowowow-OW!

Narrator:  I'm not being paid enough for this.

(Random Dueling Stadium materializes from nowhere)

Yagi:  For my first card, I play Giant Soldier of Stone in Attack Mode! (1300/2000)

Random Figure:  I play the Unstopable Thingy in Attack Mode! (999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999/999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999)

Yagi: What the F&*K?!  That card can't be real!

Random Figure:  And I attack!

(Stone Soldier Killed, Yugi's life reduced to -999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 997, 999) (Check, it's true)

Yagi:  I must have faith in the heart of the cards…

Random Figure:  You lost!  Deal with it!

Yagi:  I never lose!

(Yagi charges the Random Figure and impales him using his hair)

Yagi:  I knew this hair would come in handy one day.  Now if only those weevils would stop nesting in it and burrowing into…my…skull….

Tristen: We have to get to the bottom of this!  To Konami Headquarters!

TO BE CONTINUED!