YU-GI-DOH! 2

Chapter 2

Disclaimer:  And the angel of the Lo-rd sayth, if thou desirith to read the holy disclaimer, thou must movith back to Chapter 1.  The angel sayth, I am too lazy to rewrite the same old crapith, and I have better things to do with my time.

-Idiocies, 6:24

Author's Note: One of the reviewer's of my last chapter, a :P (if that IS his real name!) reviewed my fic, saying that the character Yugi transforms into is Yami, not Yagi.  I would like to say, thank you for taking the time to review my fic.  I appreciate your input.  I would like to say one thing, however: SCREW YOU!!!!!!  IT'S NOT LIKE I CARE!!!  GO GET A LIFE, YOU ASS, AND DO SOMETHING BESIDES WATCHING CARTOON NETWORK AND PLAYING YU-GI-OH!  DON'T EVER REVIEW MY FICS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

…. Okay, on with the show.

When we last left off, Yugi and company were on their way to Konami H.Q., trying to find out why the company had allowed such ridiculous cards.

Yugi: Lala-Lalala!  Lala-Lalala! 

Tristen and Joey:  Shut up!

Teya:  Now guys, don't get excited (giggle)!

Everyone but Teya: ………

Yugi: We are HE-RE!!!!

Tristen:  Yugi, you are such a loser….

(Group walks up to Konami gates, which are covered by sentries and Cypher's)

Yugi:  Only one thing we can do:  Metal Gear Yugi!

(Yugi puts on skintight sneaking suit)

Tristen:  Uggh… that suit shows way more than I want to see…

Teya:  He looks kinda cute!

Joey:…he's five…whore….

(Yugi sneaks up wall and begins to dodge guards, but gets caught (Cue MGS2 music)

Guard:  He's in the area, send backup.  And hurry, I'm just an extra who is likely to die at any second.

(Floor opens under guard and causes him to fall to his death)

(Guard team responds to call)

Yugi:  I'm caught!  Where's my ninja blade?

(Konami Lawyers take over bodies of response team)

Konami Lawyers:  Copyright violation…Metal Gear Solid 2…Must destroy (or fine) offender…We're going to enjoy watching you die, Mr. Yugi.

Yugi:  But isn't that a violation of The Matrix's copyrights?  You're acting like Agents, and you stole that last line from Agent Smith.

Lawyers: That does not compute…Overload…

(Lawyers explode)

Yugi:  Something truly sinister is at work here.  I'm not sure what, though, because those weevils…are…eating…my…brainpan…

(Joey, Teya and Tristen appear on the other side of the gate)

Yugi:  How'd you get there?

Joey, Teya and Tristen:  We walked through the gate, it was open.

Yugi:  Oh, damn…

(Group enters Konami HQ)

(Scene switches to top of Konami HQ)

Mysterious Voice:  Hahahah!  Those fools are right where I want them.

Mysterious Voice #2:  But that wasn't part of your plan at all.

Mysterious Voice:  Shut up.

WHO ARE THESE MYSTERIOUS PEOPLE?  WHAT DO THEY WANT?  WHO CARES?

TO BE CONTINUED