YU-GI-DOH! 2

CHAPTER 3

Disclaimer:  And the word of the Lo-rd was sent down from the heavens: if you're still lo-oking for a disclaimer, you are one d-umb fool!  Now, let us begin!  Hallelujah!

(Inside Konami HQ)

Yugi: Lala-Lalala!

Joey: I swear to god, if he keeps this up…

Teya:  I think it's cute!

Tristen: Why did I go with these idiots?  I could have gone to college, made something of myself, but no!

(Group enters Konami R&D room)

Joey:  Look, it's the next set of Yu-Gi-Oh! Merchandise!  Hey, it's the Yu-Gi-Oh! Boardgame!

Tristen:  This is just Risk with the figures changed.

Teya: So what?  The card game was just Magic the Gathering with a few rules changed and some zeroes added to the numbers.

Yugi:  What's next, Yu-Gi-Oh! Dice?

Tristen: They already have that.

Teya:  Look, it's the next set of Millenium items!

Yugi: Looks like I get…The Millenium bong!  I've always wanted one!

Teya: And I get the Millenium Bra!  Tee-Hee!

Tristen:…Whore.  I get the Millenium Hair Gel!

Joey:  I get the Millenium Rapper Chains!  What's up my HOMIES?!

(Disturbing Silence)

Joey: Never mind.

Mysterious Voice: Turn around!

(It's Kaiba!)

Kaiba: I challenge you to a Du-Du-.

(Joey throws brick at Kaiba)

Kaiba: Ow!  Alright, let's do this thing.

Tristen: That sounded so dumb…

(Brilliant light)

Yami: Now you cannot see, Kaiba, due to my blinding light!  I am victorious!

Kaiba: (Takes off sunglasses)  Not quite.

Yami: You fiend! 

How does this battle end?  Review with suggestions, and stay tuned for the next chapter!