YU-GI-DOH! 2
CHAPTER 3
Disclaimer: And the word of the Lo-rd was sent down from the heavens: if you're still lo-oking for a disclaimer, you are one d-umb fool! Now, let us begin! Hallelujah!
(Inside Konami HQ)
Yugi: Lala-Lalala!
Joey: I swear to god, if he keeps this up…
Teya: I think it's cute!
Tristen: Why did I go with these idiots? I could have gone to college, made something of myself, but no!
(Group enters Konami R&D room)
Joey: Look, it's the next set of Yu-Gi-Oh! Merchandise! Hey, it's the Yu-Gi-Oh! Boardgame!
Tristen: This is just Risk with the figures changed.
Teya: So what? The card game was just Magic the Gathering with a few rules changed and some zeroes added to the numbers.
Yugi: What's next, Yu-Gi-Oh! Dice?
Tristen: They already have that.
Teya: Look, it's the next set of Millenium items!
Yugi: Looks like I get…The Millenium bong! I've always wanted one!
Teya: And I get the Millenium Bra! Tee-Hee!
Tristen:…Whore. I get the Millenium Hair Gel!
Joey: I get the Millenium Rapper Chains! What's up my HOMIES?!
(Disturbing Silence)
Joey: Never mind.
Mysterious Voice: Turn around!
(It's Kaiba!)
Kaiba: I challenge you to a Du-Du-.
(Joey throws brick at Kaiba)
Kaiba: Ow! Alright, let's do this thing.
Tristen: That sounded so dumb…
(Brilliant light)
Yami: Now you cannot see, Kaiba, due to my blinding light! I am victorious!
Kaiba: (Takes off sunglasses) Not quite.
Yami: You fiend!
How does this battle end? Review with suggestions, and stay tuned for the next chapter!
