YU-GI-DOH! 2
CHAPTER 4
Discl-…aw, screw it. By the way, for those that care for some reason, I'm going to write Tea instead of Teya from now on, alright? Now, on with the show.
When we last left off, Kaiba and Yugi were about to duel.
Kaiba: Well, well, ready to loose?
Yugi: Address me with the respect I am due as PHARAOH!!
Kaiba: You aren't a pharaoh, you're some punk-ass teenager from Japan. And Japan and Egypt have nothing to do with each other.
Yugi: Shows how much you know!! Uh….
Kaiba: Whatever, for my first play, I play Blue Eyes White Dragon! (3200/2000)
Yugi: I play Dark Magician in attack mode! (2500/2000)
Kaiba: You fool! I attack your Dark Magician! It's dead!
Yugi: No, because I play the Incredibly Obscure Magic Card of DOOM!!!! It destroys your creature and deals you 2000 Damage! I win!
Kaiba: ….You can only play magic cards on your turn.
Yugi: Did I say magic? I meant trap. (crosses out magic symbol on card and draws trap symbol, colors card purple)
Kaiba: Oh. Well, I still have 6000 life.
Yugi: No you don't, we play with 2000 life, and you're at 0.
Kaiba: Only on the show, idiot! In the real game it's 8000, and I'm at 6000.
Yugi: 2000!
Kaiba: 8000!
Yugi: 2000!
Kaiba: 8000!
Yugi: 2000!
Kaiba: 8000!
Yugi: 2000!
Kaiba: Oh, screw this! (Pulls out handgun) Now I shall become PHARAOH!
Yugi: I thought you said I wasn't Pharaoh.
Kaiba: Uh…Shut up!
(Mysterious Shadow appears from nowhere and grabs Kaiba)
Kaiba: Aggh!!!!! (Vanishes)
Yugi: What was that?! There's only one way to find out, to risk our own lives for no apparent reason by going deeper into the tower!
(Yugi and crew go to next floor)
Tea: I don't like this, Yugi.
Mysterious Figure: As well you shouldn't!
Everyone: GASP!!!
Who is this figure? What does he want? Why is it that only my friends, Yu-Gi-Oh! Freaks and crazed anime fans with split personalities review my fics? Find out next time (except for that last one) on YU-GI-DOH!
