YU-GI-DOH! 2
CHAPTER 5
Disclaimer:….no. Seriously, if you're still looking for one, you need help. I mean, for crying out F**king loud!
By the way, thanks to all my reviewers for your support. You guys kick ass! And I deeply apologize to anyone I offended with the "split-personality-anime-fan" thing. You guys are funny, and more importantly, you think I'm funny.
Two more announcements before the show begins. One, my bio is now improved, complete with stupid quotes! Check it out. Two, somebody PLEASE review my Matrix fic. All my proof-readers say it is good, so check it out. Please!
Now, on with the show.
When we last left our crew, a mysterious figure had confronted our heroes…
Mysterious Figure: Now you will know true pain!
(Mysterious Figure is revealed as Richard Garfield, creator of the Magic: The Gathering card game)
Garfield: You've been cutting into my profits for to long! Prepare to die!
(Enter Mysterious Figure 2)
Mysterious Figure 2, in voice of 40-year old man: I'm gonna fuck you bastards up!
(Mysterious Figure 2 is revealed as…PIKACHU!)
Pikachu: You've been stealing my fans for to long, you fucking bastards. I'm gonna fuck you up!
Yugi: Alrighty! We're gonna Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-duel! Tra-la-la-la!
Joey: (Punches Yugi in the head) Bling-bling!
Tristen: Whatever, I'm gonna go wax my hair spike…
(Exit Tristen)
Teya: Go YUGI! (Changes into "revealing" chearleader outfit)
Joey: Whore…bling-bling!
(Blinding flash, Yugi changes into Yami)
Yami: Prepare to face your DOOM!
Pikachu: I still have my secret electrical attack!
Garfield: It isn't a secret after you say it out loud, dumbass.
Joey: You're a fool! Bling-bling!
Pikachu: Shove it, ya fucking bastard!
Yami: Now we shall duel! For my first card, I play-.
Pikachu: PIKACHU, ya fucking bastard!
(Pikachu uses electrical shock-attack-thing)
Yami: I am unhurt!
Pikachu: Bullshit, ya fucking bastard!
Yami: My hair acted as a lighting rod to draw your electricity. (Yamis hair bursts into flames and falls off)
Garfield: I still have one trick left: Harvard MATH!
(Richard Garfield begins reciting long strings of mathematical problems)
Everyone but Richard: IT BURNS! Y=MX+B!! AGGHHH!!
(Mysterious voice #2, from chapter 2, calls out)
Mysterious voice #2: Interesting. Charades are always amusing. But it appears everyone here is long overdue for retirement.
Joey: What the hell? Bling-bling!
Who is this Mysterious Voice? What does he want? Why do I constantly repeat the same hooks at the end of all my chapters? The answers are coming next time on…
YU-GI-DOH!
