Kitchen: OK I m here with Kat, and Xi
Kat: yeah I rule all of you!
Kitchen: yeah right you don't rule me I'm older (sticks tongue out at Kat:
As for the rest of you find out in #2.
Xi: Here I am I found myself!!! um I'm gonna go play with Kats sisters
Kat: BOOOOOO!!!!! ( Kat has no mercy for sisters) I'm sorry not for Xi
Disclaimer : We don't own Inu-yasha and company but we do love Fluffy!!
notes for all:
*thought*
" speaking (AN)
~time or scene changes~
Chapter 1: Ramen fights and a nut
Kagome sighed, the group had been walking for a long time now and her feet hurt. Inu-yasha who was leading heard the sigh and looked back. Noticing that everyone but himself, Kirara, and Myoga looked tired, decided that it was time for lunch. *ramen* Inu-yasha thought to himself wile saying "Lets stop I'm hungry."
Sango, who was between Miroku and Kagome, saw a excited look on Inu-yasha's face. She also saw Miroku's hand move toward her. Knowing what was coming next, Sango reached up and grabbed her boomerang and brought it down on Mirokus head. with ought saying a word to Miroku she walked up to Inu-yasha and said "You just want ramen don't you?"
Inu-yasha got a slightly guilty look on his face. Kagome, seeing this giggled silently to herself and started to build a fire. Sango picked up Shippo and told him to go help Kagome start a fire.
Inu-yasha, after getting his ramen, started to chow down. Miroku ,being the hentai that he is, saw Sango and took the opportunity to grope her. Sango in her attempt to hit him with her boomerang knocked the cup of noodles out of Inu-yasha's hand. Inu-yasha, mad that his ramen was spilled started beating Miroku within an inch of his life. Screaming things like monkeys don't ware diapers" and "when will you just give up?" (AN: don't ask me why) Miroku started screaming that it was Sango who spilled his ramen. Inu-yasha, still beating Miroku, replied, "If you weren't such a hentai she wouldn't have tried to hit you!" While Kagome wondered at the logic of this. Inu-yasha stopped beating Miroku to demand more ramen. Everyone broke out in fits of laughter.
~ Later on that day ~
Kagome and Shippo were making a fire, while Inu-yasha and Miroku gathered more wood. Sango sat cross-legged near Kagome complaining about a certain monk, who had been overly perverted that day (AN: that means even for him). Logs came out of no where, landing by the fire. The girls screamed but stopped when they heard someone laughing. They looked around and saw Inu-yasha with more wood spread around him. Then Sango's cry reached their ears and the group distinctly heard "Hentai!", whack, thud. They turned to see Miroku on the ground sporting many large bumps on his head. The wood was scattered and looked like it had hit him when he fell. Shippo decided to be clever, turned into a big mallet and started bopping Miroku on the head. Everyone started laughing again.
They broke their laughing to eat the ramen that had finished cooking. Inu-yasha jumped into a tree to prevent anyone from spilling his ramen, again. The others were siting in a circle around the fire talking and eating. Birds were singing and squirrels were scurrying around in the trees. In fact the squirrels were right above Inu-yasha. The squirrels being the imperfect creatures that they are..Accidentally dropped a nut. The nut had the unfortunate luck to hit a branch that was right above Inu-yasha. The branch shook releasing a pinecone. The pinecone dropped into Inu-yasha's ramen.
At that moment Inu-yasha knew that squirrel had to die! He also really liked squirrel meat. *Meat in ramen, YUM!!* thought Inu-yasha. Jumping down he set his ramen next to Kagome. He than jumped up into the tree again and attacked the squirrels. Goodbye squirrel!! he yelled (AN: "Goodbye squirrel" is a parody of "Goodbye Earl" by the Dixie Chicks) But somehow his attack missed the squirrel. The squirrel jumped to the next tree with Inu-yasha in close pursuit. He couldn't manage to catch the squirrel no matter how hard he tried.
~ Several hours later~
The group couldn't find Inu-yasha and was getting worried. Inu-yasha had finally caught the squirrel and was turning to go back. When he turned he saw a little girl wearing a red kimono, picking flowers. Inu-yasha looked around and saw no one. He walked up to her and said, "Umm...Hello?" She looked up at Inu-yasha and smiled offering him a flower. Inu-yasha wondered why she wasn't afraid of him. But instead of asking he said, "Where are your parents little girl?" Rin thought for a moment and then said, "Rin's parents are gone." Inu-yasha wondered about this for a moment then asked, "Who takes care of you now?" Rin automatically answered, "Rin stays with Fluffy!"
"Fluffy? Who's Fluffy?" Rin thought again and said, "Fluffy saved Rin."
Inu-yasha then noticed that he had been gone for several hours and the others would be worried. Inu-yasha didn't doubt that they could take care of themselves but he should be getting back. Rin, however, was defenseless, and this Fluffy character probably wasn't anywhere near by. *How irresponsible. Saving someone and then leaving them on their own, especially someone so small.* he thought.
Back at the camp cite everyone except Kagome had fallen asleep. Shippo was in Kagome's lap while Sango and Miroku were asleep on the other side of the fire tree between them. Kagome thought *I wonder where Inu-yasha could be?* Just then Inu-yasha entered the clearing with Rin in his arms. "Hey, Kagome you didn't need to stay up for me."
"I was a little worried," she blushed. Noticing the girl in his arms asked,
"Who's that you're carrying?" Then Rin pulled out a flower and offered it to Kagome.
"Inu-yasha said Kagome would take care of Rin until Fluffy returns." Inu-yasha place Rin to the right of Kagome and sat down beside the little girl. "I found her in a field by herself. I really didn't think it was wise to leave her there."
"Oh, I understand, but who's this 'Fluffy' person? And what the heck is in your hand?" Inu-yasha looked at the dead squirrel in his hand.
"Oh, this thing ruined my ramen so I'm going to eat it instead."
"Well you could just add it to your ramen. I took the pinecone out already." Kagome replied. Inu-yasha skewered the squirrel and held it over the fire to cook. Kagome put a blanket over Rin who had already fallen asleep.
A few hours after Inu-yasha left the field
Sesshou-maru entered the field where he had left Rin and said gravely, "Rin it's time to go." He then realized that the girl hadn't attached herself to his leg as usual. Kicking a ugly green imp that he found a little ways away. He asked "Where is Rin?" in a threatening tone. Jaken then whimpered "Is she not here my lord?"
"You baka!! I told you to watch her and you fell asleep!!" Sesshou-maru yelled. Then turning he kicked the hideous imp across the field into a tree. Sniffing the air he plainly stated, "Inu-yasha has been here." He took off in the direction of his half-brother's scent, with the filthy imp in tow.
~back at the campsite~
Inu-yasha woke up sensing that something was very wrong. He looked at all of his friends and they seemed all right. He noticed an odd smell. Remembering that Rin was there he dismissed it. Still trying to sense what was wrong, he then noticed it..Sesshou-maru was approaching. But the smell was overly strong. He then noticed something he handn't before Rin smelled a little like his half-brother. *But why?* He then put two and two together and decided that Sesshou-maru and Fluffy were the same demon. Inuyasha smirked at the thought of a human child calling his pompous half-brother Fluffy.
At that moment Sessho-maru came into the camp area. Noticing Rin he immediately grabbed her. Rin opened a sleepy eye, mumbling,
"Hi, Fluffy, Rin missed you." and fell back asleep. Sesshou-maru realizing that he couldn't fight with Rin in his arm just turned and began to leave. But before he could Inu-yasha jumped in front of him and said sarcastically,
"So the great Lord Sesshou-maru is that girls savior, protector, and FLUFFY, FLUFFY friend, huh?" This angered Sesshou-maru more as Inu-yasha continued.
"Where are you taking that human girl, you hate humans! don't you Fluffy?"
"Its none of your business half-breed! She belongs to me." Fluffy said defensively. Fluffy flew away, knowing he couldn't fight with Rin in his arm. "Hm, the bakas getting a heart? Good luck Rin". Inu-yasha mumbled taking Rin's spot cuddled up to Kagome, with out noticing what he was doing. Miroku had changed sleeping positions to one that was sure to get him hurt in the morning.
~the next morning~
Shippo is woken up by being dropped on the ground. He then witnessed two identical scenes unfold "Hentai" yelled Kagome and Sango in unison two followed by 2 whap, thud's came from the general aria of the guys heads. As Kagome walked over to the fire to start breakfast she let out a small "sit" and Inu-yasha became well acquainted with dirt. Miroku being relentless got a little too close to Sango and "Hentai!" thwack, thud! Could be heard through ought the forest. Kagome realizing Rin wan't around, stood up with a strange look on her face. Turning her head from side to side. Inu-yasha stood up and asked,
"What is it? Another jewel shard?" Kagome replied,
"No, where did Rin go?" Inu-yasha answered,
"Fluffy came and got her." Kagome with an amused look on her face said,
"Oh, Fluffy really exists?"
"Yeah," He said with a big mischievous smile, "Fluffy is really Sesshou-maru. I couldn't believe he would let someone call him that much less a human girl." Inu-yasha rolled on the ground laughing at the shocked look on Kagome's face, she was speechless.
"Who's Rin?" asked the rest of the group who had slept through the whole thing. Inu-yasha explained who Rin was as they started down the path again. The next village the group came to had a very big problem, Kat.
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Kitchen: Yeah, I finished typing it. Everyone left me to play ga-
Kat: (pops out of nowhere) I'm still here.. Got- (Runs away to clean)
Kitchen: no you left me to.. darn it she left again oh well
Kat: (returns to comment) The parental units told me to do the dishes (runs away, again)
Kitchen: She keeps going and going & well you get the idea I'll just have to tie her to a chair to get her help with the next chapter. (grins evilly & looks for rope)
Kat: (runs up) I wanna help I really do!! (runs away)
Kitchen: she better help she's in the next chap. I'll be really mean to her if she's not here. I'll probably just torture her a little anyway.
Xi: (appears form behind) I'm back I lost myself again but found myself again
Kitchen: No you just lost all those games!! My sis. Xi is a LOSER
Xi: Kitchen is older but shorter. Bye- bye now!
please R&R. And tell us crazy how we are, and tell us what you think or we'll think we're talking to ourselves.
Kat: yeah I rule all of you!
Kitchen: yeah right you don't rule me I'm older (sticks tongue out at Kat:
As for the rest of you find out in #2.
Xi: Here I am I found myself!!! um I'm gonna go play with Kats sisters
Kat: BOOOOOO!!!!! ( Kat has no mercy for sisters) I'm sorry not for Xi
Disclaimer : We don't own Inu-yasha and company but we do love Fluffy!!
notes for all:
*thought*
" speaking (AN)
~time or scene changes~
Chapter 1: Ramen fights and a nut
Kagome sighed, the group had been walking for a long time now and her feet hurt. Inu-yasha who was leading heard the sigh and looked back. Noticing that everyone but himself, Kirara, and Myoga looked tired, decided that it was time for lunch. *ramen* Inu-yasha thought to himself wile saying "Lets stop I'm hungry."
Sango, who was between Miroku and Kagome, saw a excited look on Inu-yasha's face. She also saw Miroku's hand move toward her. Knowing what was coming next, Sango reached up and grabbed her boomerang and brought it down on Mirokus head. with ought saying a word to Miroku she walked up to Inu-yasha and said "You just want ramen don't you?"
Inu-yasha got a slightly guilty look on his face. Kagome, seeing this giggled silently to herself and started to build a fire. Sango picked up Shippo and told him to go help Kagome start a fire.
Inu-yasha, after getting his ramen, started to chow down. Miroku ,being the hentai that he is, saw Sango and took the opportunity to grope her. Sango in her attempt to hit him with her boomerang knocked the cup of noodles out of Inu-yasha's hand. Inu-yasha, mad that his ramen was spilled started beating Miroku within an inch of his life. Screaming things like monkeys don't ware diapers" and "when will you just give up?" (AN: don't ask me why) Miroku started screaming that it was Sango who spilled his ramen. Inu-yasha, still beating Miroku, replied, "If you weren't such a hentai she wouldn't have tried to hit you!" While Kagome wondered at the logic of this. Inu-yasha stopped beating Miroku to demand more ramen. Everyone broke out in fits of laughter.
~ Later on that day ~
Kagome and Shippo were making a fire, while Inu-yasha and Miroku gathered more wood. Sango sat cross-legged near Kagome complaining about a certain monk, who had been overly perverted that day (AN: that means even for him). Logs came out of no where, landing by the fire. The girls screamed but stopped when they heard someone laughing. They looked around and saw Inu-yasha with more wood spread around him. Then Sango's cry reached their ears and the group distinctly heard "Hentai!", whack, thud. They turned to see Miroku on the ground sporting many large bumps on his head. The wood was scattered and looked like it had hit him when he fell. Shippo decided to be clever, turned into a big mallet and started bopping Miroku on the head. Everyone started laughing again.
They broke their laughing to eat the ramen that had finished cooking. Inu-yasha jumped into a tree to prevent anyone from spilling his ramen, again. The others were siting in a circle around the fire talking and eating. Birds were singing and squirrels were scurrying around in the trees. In fact the squirrels were right above Inu-yasha. The squirrels being the imperfect creatures that they are..Accidentally dropped a nut. The nut had the unfortunate luck to hit a branch that was right above Inu-yasha. The branch shook releasing a pinecone. The pinecone dropped into Inu-yasha's ramen.
At that moment Inu-yasha knew that squirrel had to die! He also really liked squirrel meat. *Meat in ramen, YUM!!* thought Inu-yasha. Jumping down he set his ramen next to Kagome. He than jumped up into the tree again and attacked the squirrels. Goodbye squirrel!! he yelled (AN: "Goodbye squirrel" is a parody of "Goodbye Earl" by the Dixie Chicks) But somehow his attack missed the squirrel. The squirrel jumped to the next tree with Inu-yasha in close pursuit. He couldn't manage to catch the squirrel no matter how hard he tried.
~ Several hours later~
The group couldn't find Inu-yasha and was getting worried. Inu-yasha had finally caught the squirrel and was turning to go back. When he turned he saw a little girl wearing a red kimono, picking flowers. Inu-yasha looked around and saw no one. He walked up to her and said, "Umm...Hello?" She looked up at Inu-yasha and smiled offering him a flower. Inu-yasha wondered why she wasn't afraid of him. But instead of asking he said, "Where are your parents little girl?" Rin thought for a moment and then said, "Rin's parents are gone." Inu-yasha wondered about this for a moment then asked, "Who takes care of you now?" Rin automatically answered, "Rin stays with Fluffy!"
"Fluffy? Who's Fluffy?" Rin thought again and said, "Fluffy saved Rin."
Inu-yasha then noticed that he had been gone for several hours and the others would be worried. Inu-yasha didn't doubt that they could take care of themselves but he should be getting back. Rin, however, was defenseless, and this Fluffy character probably wasn't anywhere near by. *How irresponsible. Saving someone and then leaving them on their own, especially someone so small.* he thought.
Back at the camp cite everyone except Kagome had fallen asleep. Shippo was in Kagome's lap while Sango and Miroku were asleep on the other side of the fire tree between them. Kagome thought *I wonder where Inu-yasha could be?* Just then Inu-yasha entered the clearing with Rin in his arms. "Hey, Kagome you didn't need to stay up for me."
"I was a little worried," she blushed. Noticing the girl in his arms asked,
"Who's that you're carrying?" Then Rin pulled out a flower and offered it to Kagome.
"Inu-yasha said Kagome would take care of Rin until Fluffy returns." Inu-yasha place Rin to the right of Kagome and sat down beside the little girl. "I found her in a field by herself. I really didn't think it was wise to leave her there."
"Oh, I understand, but who's this 'Fluffy' person? And what the heck is in your hand?" Inu-yasha looked at the dead squirrel in his hand.
"Oh, this thing ruined my ramen so I'm going to eat it instead."
"Well you could just add it to your ramen. I took the pinecone out already." Kagome replied. Inu-yasha skewered the squirrel and held it over the fire to cook. Kagome put a blanket over Rin who had already fallen asleep.
A few hours after Inu-yasha left the field
Sesshou-maru entered the field where he had left Rin and said gravely, "Rin it's time to go." He then realized that the girl hadn't attached herself to his leg as usual. Kicking a ugly green imp that he found a little ways away. He asked "Where is Rin?" in a threatening tone. Jaken then whimpered "Is she not here my lord?"
"You baka!! I told you to watch her and you fell asleep!!" Sesshou-maru yelled. Then turning he kicked the hideous imp across the field into a tree. Sniffing the air he plainly stated, "Inu-yasha has been here." He took off in the direction of his half-brother's scent, with the filthy imp in tow.
~back at the campsite~
Inu-yasha woke up sensing that something was very wrong. He looked at all of his friends and they seemed all right. He noticed an odd smell. Remembering that Rin was there he dismissed it. Still trying to sense what was wrong, he then noticed it..Sesshou-maru was approaching. But the smell was overly strong. He then noticed something he handn't before Rin smelled a little like his half-brother. *But why?* He then put two and two together and decided that Sesshou-maru and Fluffy were the same demon. Inuyasha smirked at the thought of a human child calling his pompous half-brother Fluffy.
At that moment Sessho-maru came into the camp area. Noticing Rin he immediately grabbed her. Rin opened a sleepy eye, mumbling,
"Hi, Fluffy, Rin missed you." and fell back asleep. Sesshou-maru realizing that he couldn't fight with Rin in his arm just turned and began to leave. But before he could Inu-yasha jumped in front of him and said sarcastically,
"So the great Lord Sesshou-maru is that girls savior, protector, and FLUFFY, FLUFFY friend, huh?" This angered Sesshou-maru more as Inu-yasha continued.
"Where are you taking that human girl, you hate humans! don't you Fluffy?"
"Its none of your business half-breed! She belongs to me." Fluffy said defensively. Fluffy flew away, knowing he couldn't fight with Rin in his arm. "Hm, the bakas getting a heart? Good luck Rin". Inu-yasha mumbled taking Rin's spot cuddled up to Kagome, with out noticing what he was doing. Miroku had changed sleeping positions to one that was sure to get him hurt in the morning.
~the next morning~
Shippo is woken up by being dropped on the ground. He then witnessed two identical scenes unfold "Hentai" yelled Kagome and Sango in unison two followed by 2 whap, thud's came from the general aria of the guys heads. As Kagome walked over to the fire to start breakfast she let out a small "sit" and Inu-yasha became well acquainted with dirt. Miroku being relentless got a little too close to Sango and "Hentai!" thwack, thud! Could be heard through ought the forest. Kagome realizing Rin wan't around, stood up with a strange look on her face. Turning her head from side to side. Inu-yasha stood up and asked,
"What is it? Another jewel shard?" Kagome replied,
"No, where did Rin go?" Inu-yasha answered,
"Fluffy came and got her." Kagome with an amused look on her face said,
"Oh, Fluffy really exists?"
"Yeah," He said with a big mischievous smile, "Fluffy is really Sesshou-maru. I couldn't believe he would let someone call him that much less a human girl." Inu-yasha rolled on the ground laughing at the shocked look on Kagome's face, she was speechless.
"Who's Rin?" asked the rest of the group who had slept through the whole thing. Inu-yasha explained who Rin was as they started down the path again. The next village the group came to had a very big problem, Kat.
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Kitchen: Yeah, I finished typing it. Everyone left me to play ga-
Kat: (pops out of nowhere) I'm still here.. Got- (Runs away to clean)
Kitchen: no you left me to.. darn it she left again oh well
Kat: (returns to comment) The parental units told me to do the dishes (runs away, again)
Kitchen: She keeps going and going & well you get the idea I'll just have to tie her to a chair to get her help with the next chapter. (grins evilly & looks for rope)
Kat: (runs up) I wanna help I really do!! (runs away)
Kitchen: she better help she's in the next chap. I'll be really mean to her if she's not here. I'll probably just torture her a little anyway.
Xi: (appears form behind) I'm back I lost myself again but found myself again
Kitchen: No you just lost all those games!! My sis. Xi is a LOSER
Xi: Kitchen is older but shorter. Bye- bye now!
please R&R. And tell us crazy how we are, and tell us what you think or we'll think we're talking to ourselves.
