Kit: I dont have to type this time!! Kat is going to do it...Hehehehe if you dont like her mistakes review and flame her! you can do that to me but Im nice and give cookies in apology!! see ya later read the fic!!!
Kat: *fumes* I cant type! what am I going to do? well please dont be to mad at me I cant help my horrible spelling ;( o well we will be updating about every weekend. I am upset I dont own anything, not Inu-yasha not even a Inu-yasha plushy! Oh well on to the story!!
Xi: I dont really think you have to worry about much spelling (spell check, duh) Though grammar is a problem. And punctuation too. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Inu-yasha looked at the goop in his noodle cup, lumps of something gray floating around in his ramen. Everyone could tell he wasnt happy.
"What is this?" he yelled angrily as Kat almost screamed her head off tossing her bole into the air. Inu-yasha looked over at Kat then turned back to his cup with a smirk on his face thinking *how disgraceful!* He slowly tried the "stuff" in his cup. Eyes widening and nearly popping out of his head he showed the rest of it down his throat so fast only Kat could see his movements. Kat then thought as if in response to Inu-yashas thoughts *Youre discrasefull.*
In the green bushes, which hid his form so well, a slimy toad was hiding wide eyed. Jaken shakily whispered to himself "the master must here of this!"
Inu-yasha heard something in the bushes and Kats ears tweaked. The kitsunes near by turned toward the bushes very interested in this new interruption. The bushes rustled again. Shippo and Kit soon became so curious they started inching towards the now silent bush, on hands and knees. They were finally side by side right in front of the bush, the two looked at each other, nodded, and pounced. The rest of the group watched as the kitsunes dragged the ugly green imp by his slimy, grimy hands across the ground to the fire side.
"Urrg, not that thing again. Inu-yasha when are you going to kill it?" Kagome said in disgust. Kit soon found sport in poking it over and over again.
" SOooo.... what is it?" she said as she continued to poke it with a stick from the fire. Kats face turned down as she plainly stated,
"Im not going to get anything to eat today. My appetite is totally gone."
"After seeing that, I dont blame you." remarked Sango.
"Well wake him up already and ask what he is doing here... Or on second thought lets just kill it!" Kat calmly stated. Suddenly Kat remembers her clam chowder and looks back to see a very pleased dog demon devouring her dinner. (A.N. even if she is not hungry no one touches Kats food)
"YOU BIG BAKA!" Kat yells before lunging at the food in the middle of her jump Kat screams
"TRUNK MONKEY!" Dodging Inu-yasha quickly states,
"I am not!" Kat replied with a quick,
"Are to! "and the argument had begun!
"Am not!"
"Are to!"
"Am not!"
"Are to!"
"Am not!"
"Are to!"
"AM NOT!!"
"ARE TO!!"
As the voices continued in the background....
"Geez! They sound like there our age!" Shippo commented to Kit who could only nod in agreement. They turned to then realize that in their distraction "the green thing" had gotten up and was running away.
Suddenly out of thin air a tiny figure appeared. With a astounding burst of light the small person grew to be 7 feet tall. She was a fairy that was apparent by the giant green wings on her back. "JAKEN, IM GONNA KILL YOU!!" she yelled. Kats eyes bulged as she marched up to the fairy and yelled,
"What do you think you are doing? You cant just barge in here with your *taller than thow* attitude and expect to kill my pray while Im still around!" The fairies eyes turned stormy,
"Hes my pray, its my job to jet rid of ugly little swamp things like him." As the insults started flying the 2 didnt notice that Jaken had slowly and very quietly risen and crept away. The group behind them looked on at the 2 bickering people. Kit, getting tired of the yelling, walked up and put her hand in Kats mouth .
"STOP IT you 2 we have to much fighting going on as it is. and anyway I thought you 2 were friends!"
"We were until she stole MY chowder!" Kat yelled angrily
"That was MY chowder, thank you very much. The fairy said snobbishly.
" Riiiight you just keep telling your self that Xi, Because no one else will believe you!"
"This is off the subject" Xi said dejectedly looking around for the toad
--with Janken--
"So you have returned" Sesshou-meru said nonchalantly
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Kat: thats all Im giving you tonight. its late and everyone else has gone to bed I dont even want to look at the spell check! you wont believe what happens next! though you will have to wait to see it will be worth it. its all coming together now! *yawn* I am tired see ya!
Kit here I checked her spelling and grammar it took me around 30 minutes to fix them. well R&R tell me if I missed any.
