Ending 2:
What happed between the bottle and the ground as they gazed so lovingly at each other you ask? Well suddenly the bottle shouted. "Ha Ha Ha you foolish bottle I was using you for your nonexistent reproductive system!! I don't really love you!"
The bottle then grew legs and ran away from the lover that had spurned him crying and sobbing.
The bottle went on to create a support group for other bottles who had been cruelly rejected by the ground they had fallen in love with. If you are a rejected bottle who needs help you are not alone. Just call 1- 800- THE- GROUND-HATES- ME and you will get the help you need and deserve.
What happed between the bottle and the ground as they gazed so lovingly at each other you ask? Well suddenly the bottle shouted. "Ha Ha Ha you foolish bottle I was using you for your nonexistent reproductive system!! I don't really love you!"
The bottle then grew legs and ran away from the lover that had spurned him crying and sobbing.
The bottle went on to create a support group for other bottles who had been cruelly rejected by the ground they had fallen in love with. If you are a rejected bottle who needs help you are not alone. Just call 1- 800- THE- GROUND-HATES- ME and you will get the help you need and deserve.
