Ending 2:
What happed between the bottle and the ground as they gazed so lovingly at each other you ask? Well suddenly the bottle shouted. "Ha Ha Ha you foolish bottle I was using you for your nonexistent reproductive system!! I don't really love you!"
The bottle then grew legs and ran away from the lover that had spurned him crying and sobbing.
The bottle went on to create a support group for other bottles who had been cruelly rejected by the ground they had fallen in love with. If you are a rejected bottle who needs help you are not alone. Just call 1- 800- THE- GROUND-HATES- ME and you will get the help you need and deserve.