Reporter: Mr. Tentacles, do you think you are a good person?

Squidward: Yes, When I was a young squid my brother got cau..

Reporter: Um. I didn't ask for your life story I simply asked you if you think you are a good person and you answered that so.next question.

Squidward: Well excuse me.

Reporter: What do you regret in life?

Squidward: I regret living next to that yellow moron sp..spon.. it pains me to say his name, and that stupid starfish Patrick who couldn't tell the difference between a fishhook and sand. I also regret working at the Krusty Krab it should be the Crappy Crab I hate working for the cheapskate Mr.Krabs. He never gives me my paycheck, if I get any my brakes are about two minutes long and..

Reporter: Pleeeeease stop your going to put me to sleep.

Squidward: What kind of a reporter are you?

Reporter: An impatient one. Since you think I am a bad reporter I'll let this little yellow guy take over.

Squidward: (gasp) Oh no, you mean sp..sponge.Spongebob. Noooo. Please don't torture me I'll do anything. I beg you.

Reporter: Ha, it's too late for that now.

Spongebob: This is going to be so much fun Squidee.

Squidward: Yeah right. Can I kill myself now.

Spongebob: So Squidee what do you..

Squidward: Stop don't say another word.

Spongebob: Okay Squidee

Squidward: That was one word.Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

So now Squidward is a plate of Calamari in Miami so let this be a lesson to you never argue with a reporter or you could end up like Mr. Calamari here.