Good evening to y'all. I am THE SEAOKNARNAR and I welcome you to my fic.
I'm sorry the HTML didn't work in the last chapter. I think HTML doesn't
like me. Anyway, welcome to the second chapter of ENAMOURED: AN ALTERNATE
ENDING TO ROTK! Anyway, I'm just going to try a little experiment below, to
see if I can't get the hang of HTML. If anyone would like to tell me how,
I'd appreciate it.....
::dead silence::
This chapter is much longer than the first one and, in my opinion, more funny. It has to deal with Legolas's wedding and the aftermath as a result. Along the way you'll meet my friend, Nannus, and some other familiar characters from LotR.
biuDon't get me wrong, I LOVE LotR! It is my favorite movie series. And I find nothing wrong with being gay. But I think I have to explain something. No one in my story is gay: gayness does not occur in Middle Earth. Instead, everyone is bi in Middle Earth. I find nothing wrong with being bi either, as long as it makes you happy and you aren't hurting anyone. I hope that makes u feel better, o great Tolkien who owns LotR and I do not so don't sue./u/i/b
I'd like to give a special thank you to LotR-Redwall-Obsessive-Child, otherwise known as Nannus, for being my first and ONLY reviewer. THANK U NANNUS! I didn't specify that I wanted reviews, but now I guess I do. Just not flames.
Well, I'll stop all my ramblings now and get on with the fic before some one gouges my eyes out with a blunt pair of safety scissors. But I'll be back after this installment. Ciao, baby!
~$E@0K|\|@R|\|@R~
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*Enamoured*
*An Alternative Ending to RotK*
*By Seaoknarnar*
CHAPTER 2: THE MARRIAGE OF LEGOLAS
The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and Legolas was shampooing his long silky blonde hair. Today was the day he was getting married! And he wasn't just getting married to some old ugly Arwen lookalike; he was getting married to the most beautiful, hot, attractive Elf of all time, Urwen!
He had met Urwen in a dark, filthy little pub in lower Mirkwood called the Mud Orc. Urwen was very, very beautiful but very, very stupid, and she made her living as a hooker/ waitress in the pub.
But Legolas didn't care about that. Urwen was beautiful, and that was all that mattered. Legolas himself wasn't the brightest bulb in the lamp, but millions of girls, all over Middle Earth, were in love with his hot looks, so he figured that he and she would make a good couple.
Anyway, it was the happy day of the wedding. Legolas's best man was going to be Gimli, and the ring bearer was going to be Aragorn. Legolas finished shampooing and conditioning and blow-drying and combing and spraying and varnishing his hair. Then, seeing as how Aragorn was in the bathroom (possibly taking a bath with Eowyn), Legolas decided to go through all of Aragorn's personal belongings to find the ring he was to give to Urwen, because he wanted to admire it and look at his reflection in it.. He looked through Aragorn's shirt, pants, cape, underwear, and armor, but he still could not find the ring.
Being a dense and impatient elf, he barged into the bathroom, with total cluelessness as to what was going on inside. When he saw what Eowyn and Aragorn were doing, his eyes bugged out and he was about to faint.
[A.N: Don't worry, I won't make this any dirtier than it has to be.]
Eowyn and Aragorn were standing around in (rather revealing) flurffy white bathrobes. Aragorn was brushing green crud out of his teeth and plucking his eyebrows and nose hairs. Eowyn was manicuring his fingernails and toenails, applying very heavy makeup to his extremely wrinkled 85-year-old face to make him appear young and youthful, and, what shocked Legolas the most, she secured a greasy, stringy toupee to his head with duct tape which she covered with more makeup.
As Legolas stared, Aragorn said, "You don't think I managed to look attractive and greasy without a little cosmetic help, do you Legolas? After all, I'm supposed to be 85 frickin years old! So now that the secret's out, I'm either going to have to kill you or you need to let me braid your hair as soon as I'm finished being prettified."
It wasn't until Legolas' hair was nicely braided that he remembered what he had come in for in the first place. "Aragorn," he said to Aragorn, "can I have the ring?"
"Ring?! What Ring?!" replied Aragorn, looking extremely nervous/ shifty as he put a hand inside the pocket of his bathrobe, which by now you know had the One Ring in it. "I don't know what Ring you're talking about!," he sobbed and screamed.
"You know, ring? Like as in wedding ring?" replied Legolas suspiciously, over Aragorn's din. He was finally catching on that there might be something important in Aragorn's pocket.
"Oh, wedding ring!" said Aragorn, looking and sounding extremely relieved. Then worried. Then relieved again. Then worried again. Then relieved some more. Finally, his face settled on a worried look. "Oh yeah, the ring," he chuckled nervously. "I must have left it in my horsie's saddlebags. I'll just go get it." He backed slowly out of the room, then ran outside wearing no more than a rather flurffy bathrobe. Legolas and Eowyn could hear the sounds of Aragorn yelling "Mush, you stupid horse! Mush!" at his horse, and the sounds of a galloping horse receding in to the distance.
[A.N: for all of you who don't understand the last part, it happens a lot on the simpsons. That might or might not be helpful, I dunno]
Legolas, of course, didn't realise that Aragorn was gone, being a dumb blonde and all. [A.N: no offense to blondes. The smartest person I know is a blonde] So, after an hour or waiting, he decided that Aragorn would come find him when he returned. With that, he left the bathroom to get ready. Eowyn, for no apparent reason, went into a coma.
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Legolas stood under the wedding tent, smoothing his recently shampooed and beautifully braided long blonde hair. He was too stupid to be nervous; instead, he was just happy to finally be seeing Urwen again after such a long time. To this day, the Mirkwood Elf rule is that if the groom sees the bride 11 ½ days before the wedding, he has to chop off his beautiful long hair and gouge his eyes out with a blunt pair of safety scissors. Legolas did not want to risk damaging is hair, so he hadn't seen Urwen for a while.
He stood by Gimli, his best man . Legolas was glad that Legolas was finally getting married, because now Gimli would stop trying to seduce him. He still had no idea where Aragorn was, but he figured that he didn't really need the ring to get married.
The weddingy music started, and a thought suddenly occurred to Legolas. He had no clue who the minister was going to be! He vaguely remembered asking one of the wizards to do it, but he couldn't remember who. Oh well, he thought, I'll find out in a few seconds anyway.
As he walked out from underneath the tent and onto the sunny grass of the garden where he was to be married, he was dismayed to find that there was no minister standing before him. But his dismay soon turned to relief when he heard, "No, wait! I'm here!"
It was Saruman, closely followed by Wormtongue, who was ordered to sit down. Saruman ran up to the front of the procession and finally turned to face the crowd, straightening his minister's hat.
He had no sooner done this than Legolas heard another voice saying, "No, wait! I'm here!"
Gandalf rushed in wearing a hat identical to Saruman's. As soon as he saw the other wizard, Gandalf's eyes narrowed and he said, "You!"
Gandalf didn't wait for a response; he just ran towards Saruman as fast as he could and took him down with a flying tackle. In response, Saruman yanked a chunk out of Gandalf's beard [A.N: ouch that had to hurt], which made Gandalf bellow in rage. He then headbutted Saruman, who scratched Gandalf's face with his long spiky fingernails. A good old catfight ensued, until Saruman finally pinned Gandalf face down. He bent Gandalf's arm backwards until Gandalf screamed shrilly, "OW! All right, all right, you win!" Then the two wizards began kissing furiously, as if to say, "I'm sorry" to each other.
As soon as they started kissing, Wormtongue got up and screamed, "You said you loved only me! He ran sobbing out of the room.
Gandalf chose this moment to magic himself to the wedding site. "Sorry I'm late," he said. "What've I missed?"
Saruman looked at the Gandalf in his embrace. "If you're Gandalf," he said to the just-arrived Gandalf, "then who's this?"
Fake Gandalf unzipped his costume [A.N: like on the Pepsi Twist commercials] and revealed himself to be Elrond. "I'm sorry sweetie," he said to Saruman, "but I thought that after all these long years you wouldn't want to love me again."
The two started kissing like mad again, signifying that all was well. The crowd said, "Awwwwwwww," then Gimli went up to cover the duo with a blanket and kick them out of the way so the wedding could start.
The music began again (it had stopped during the previous love scene), and Gandalf took his place as minister. Then the crowd rose to their feet when the bride walked in, but most of them sat back down when the bride flashed them. She was dressed in a way that people at the beach would have been embarrassed to dress in.
She sauntered up to Legolas, smiling her slutty smile. She pulled a package out of goodness-knows-where, and pulled out a Pipeweed stick, offering one to Legolas. He declined (it would stain his teeth), and she put the pack back and pulled out an Elvin Firestone. She lit her stick and took a big puff of Pipeweed before tossing the lit stick in her mouth, chewing it vigorously, and swallowing it. "It helps calm me," was her explanation.
And so the wedding began. And it continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued.
Finally, Gandalf got to the part where he said, "And if anyone wishes that these two not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace."
Aragorn burst through the garden door. His eyes were bloodshot, his mouth was foaming, his clothes were torn, and he had lipstick all over his face. "I ran here all the way from Gondor," he said in a foamy voice. "I got you your ring," he said, mistakenly throwing Legolas the One Ring instead of the cheap cubic zirconia he meant to give him. "And Legolas," he said, throwing himself upon the ground, "they're coming."
"Who's coming?" asked Legolas, but Aragorn had fainted by then and had been dragged off by Eowyn, who had miraculously awakened from her coma.
Suddenly, everyone present heard footsteps. Many, furious footsteps.
Everyone was afraid.
The doors of the garden burst open, and a Gondorian girl strode in.
The Fan Girls: ravenous, bloodthirsty, and completely obsessed over Legolas. Their leader was a fierce girl named Nannus, and she was the most obsessed of them all.
"Legolas," she said, "it's so awesome to finally meet you! ;-} But down to business. :-|. I along with my girls, am here to make sure you don't get married to that two-bit slut. We will use any means necessary, and it could get ugly. Now girls! ATTACK!"
The terrified screams of the crowd were drowned out by the evil screams of the girls. Nannus pulled out her knife and jumped on Urwen. The rest of the girls formed two rings: one around the fight, and one around Legolas. All the terrified guests huddled in a corner. Yes, even Gimli.
Nannus and Urwen's battle was fiercer than anyone expected. Being a two- bit slut, Urwen knew a few tricks, and pulled on incredibly thin and sharp knife out of one of her stiletto heels. Each girl got cuts and slashes. But in the end, Nannus killed Urwen in an extremely violent, R-rated way.
Then all the crazy Fan Girls began to fight among themselves. Nannus, being the leader, had an advantage over the other girls, but most of them were as fierce as she was. Yet another long, gory, R-rated battle followed. After all, they were all vying for Legolas' heart.
Finally, only Nannus was left standing amidst a pile of corpses. But then she, as well as the rest of the wedding guests, vanished in to a pile of thin air.
Legolas was trying to figure out what made everyone vanish. There didn't seen to be a logical explanation for it. Stuff like that only happened in a fictional story.
[A.N: Should I end it here? Nahhhh.]
Just as Legolas thought that he was the only living being in the garden, Saruman and Elrond popped up from underneath the blanket. Their lips were all puffy, their hair was all disheveled, and their clothes were all rumpled.
Saruman said to Legolas, "I sensed agitation at the wedding ceremony. I felt that you were discomforted, and the whole wedding would end with tribulation. Therefore, I did you a favor and got rid of everyone. I think I deposited them somewhere in the Dead Marshes."
Elrond put an arm around Saruman, and continued. "We wanted to thank you for bringing us back together. A thousand years ago, we were lovers, and then we had Arwen. Well, Saruman wasn't ready for children, so he left me. I haven't spoken to him since. But now we're going to get back together, and Arwen will finally learn who here other daddy is." No body had told him that Arwen was dead and having a ghostly threesome with Sauron and Gollum. "That's why we did you that favor."
More passionate kissing followed, and Legolas was left alone to think about his almost wedding.
Everyone said that 228th time's the lucky one, he thought, but I still haven't managed to get married.
He had been so busy during the wedding ceremony that he had failed to notice that three of his guests of honor hadn't shown up. Where in Middle- Earth could Merry, Pippin, and Faramir have been..?
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I know, I know, the ending was substandard. I was writing it on the spot because I didn't like the old ending. So I guess, to entice you, I will give you a preliminary summary of the third chapter:
After discovering magical mushrooms in Fangorn Forest, Merry and Pippin meet up with an old friend and funky stuff happens.
Trust me, it will be better than it sounds.
Sorry I took so long getting this chapter out. I wasn't really motivated to type. Next chapter, I'm not letting anyone read it beforehand, because they will motivate me to post it sooner.
Like I said at the top, I'd appreciate it if someone could drop a review of my story. Just so I'd know that more than one person was reading it. That's all I ask.
~$E@0K|\|@R|\|@R~
::dead silence::
This chapter is much longer than the first one and, in my opinion, more funny. It has to deal with Legolas's wedding and the aftermath as a result. Along the way you'll meet my friend, Nannus, and some other familiar characters from LotR.
biuDon't get me wrong, I LOVE LotR! It is my favorite movie series. And I find nothing wrong with being gay. But I think I have to explain something. No one in my story is gay: gayness does not occur in Middle Earth. Instead, everyone is bi in Middle Earth. I find nothing wrong with being bi either, as long as it makes you happy and you aren't hurting anyone. I hope that makes u feel better, o great Tolkien who owns LotR and I do not so don't sue./u/i/b
I'd like to give a special thank you to LotR-Redwall-Obsessive-Child, otherwise known as Nannus, for being my first and ONLY reviewer. THANK U NANNUS! I didn't specify that I wanted reviews, but now I guess I do. Just not flames.
Well, I'll stop all my ramblings now and get on with the fic before some one gouges my eyes out with a blunt pair of safety scissors. But I'll be back after this installment. Ciao, baby!
~$E@0K|\|@R|\|@R~
#^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^#
*Enamoured*
*An Alternative Ending to RotK*
*By Seaoknarnar*
CHAPTER 2: THE MARRIAGE OF LEGOLAS
The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and Legolas was shampooing his long silky blonde hair. Today was the day he was getting married! And he wasn't just getting married to some old ugly Arwen lookalike; he was getting married to the most beautiful, hot, attractive Elf of all time, Urwen!
He had met Urwen in a dark, filthy little pub in lower Mirkwood called the Mud Orc. Urwen was very, very beautiful but very, very stupid, and she made her living as a hooker/ waitress in the pub.
But Legolas didn't care about that. Urwen was beautiful, and that was all that mattered. Legolas himself wasn't the brightest bulb in the lamp, but millions of girls, all over Middle Earth, were in love with his hot looks, so he figured that he and she would make a good couple.
Anyway, it was the happy day of the wedding. Legolas's best man was going to be Gimli, and the ring bearer was going to be Aragorn. Legolas finished shampooing and conditioning and blow-drying and combing and spraying and varnishing his hair. Then, seeing as how Aragorn was in the bathroom (possibly taking a bath with Eowyn), Legolas decided to go through all of Aragorn's personal belongings to find the ring he was to give to Urwen, because he wanted to admire it and look at his reflection in it.. He looked through Aragorn's shirt, pants, cape, underwear, and armor, but he still could not find the ring.
Being a dense and impatient elf, he barged into the bathroom, with total cluelessness as to what was going on inside. When he saw what Eowyn and Aragorn were doing, his eyes bugged out and he was about to faint.
[A.N: Don't worry, I won't make this any dirtier than it has to be.]
Eowyn and Aragorn were standing around in (rather revealing) flurffy white bathrobes. Aragorn was brushing green crud out of his teeth and plucking his eyebrows and nose hairs. Eowyn was manicuring his fingernails and toenails, applying very heavy makeup to his extremely wrinkled 85-year-old face to make him appear young and youthful, and, what shocked Legolas the most, she secured a greasy, stringy toupee to his head with duct tape which she covered with more makeup.
As Legolas stared, Aragorn said, "You don't think I managed to look attractive and greasy without a little cosmetic help, do you Legolas? After all, I'm supposed to be 85 frickin years old! So now that the secret's out, I'm either going to have to kill you or you need to let me braid your hair as soon as I'm finished being prettified."
It wasn't until Legolas' hair was nicely braided that he remembered what he had come in for in the first place. "Aragorn," he said to Aragorn, "can I have the ring?"
"Ring?! What Ring?!" replied Aragorn, looking extremely nervous/ shifty as he put a hand inside the pocket of his bathrobe, which by now you know had the One Ring in it. "I don't know what Ring you're talking about!," he sobbed and screamed.
"You know, ring? Like as in wedding ring?" replied Legolas suspiciously, over Aragorn's din. He was finally catching on that there might be something important in Aragorn's pocket.
"Oh, wedding ring!" said Aragorn, looking and sounding extremely relieved. Then worried. Then relieved again. Then worried again. Then relieved some more. Finally, his face settled on a worried look. "Oh yeah, the ring," he chuckled nervously. "I must have left it in my horsie's saddlebags. I'll just go get it." He backed slowly out of the room, then ran outside wearing no more than a rather flurffy bathrobe. Legolas and Eowyn could hear the sounds of Aragorn yelling "Mush, you stupid horse! Mush!" at his horse, and the sounds of a galloping horse receding in to the distance.
[A.N: for all of you who don't understand the last part, it happens a lot on the simpsons. That might or might not be helpful, I dunno]
Legolas, of course, didn't realise that Aragorn was gone, being a dumb blonde and all. [A.N: no offense to blondes. The smartest person I know is a blonde] So, after an hour or waiting, he decided that Aragorn would come find him when he returned. With that, he left the bathroom to get ready. Eowyn, for no apparent reason, went into a coma.
*~*~*~*
Legolas stood under the wedding tent, smoothing his recently shampooed and beautifully braided long blonde hair. He was too stupid to be nervous; instead, he was just happy to finally be seeing Urwen again after such a long time. To this day, the Mirkwood Elf rule is that if the groom sees the bride 11 ½ days before the wedding, he has to chop off his beautiful long hair and gouge his eyes out with a blunt pair of safety scissors. Legolas did not want to risk damaging is hair, so he hadn't seen Urwen for a while.
He stood by Gimli, his best man . Legolas was glad that Legolas was finally getting married, because now Gimli would stop trying to seduce him. He still had no idea where Aragorn was, but he figured that he didn't really need the ring to get married.
The weddingy music started, and a thought suddenly occurred to Legolas. He had no clue who the minister was going to be! He vaguely remembered asking one of the wizards to do it, but he couldn't remember who. Oh well, he thought, I'll find out in a few seconds anyway.
As he walked out from underneath the tent and onto the sunny grass of the garden where he was to be married, he was dismayed to find that there was no minister standing before him. But his dismay soon turned to relief when he heard, "No, wait! I'm here!"
It was Saruman, closely followed by Wormtongue, who was ordered to sit down. Saruman ran up to the front of the procession and finally turned to face the crowd, straightening his minister's hat.
He had no sooner done this than Legolas heard another voice saying, "No, wait! I'm here!"
Gandalf rushed in wearing a hat identical to Saruman's. As soon as he saw the other wizard, Gandalf's eyes narrowed and he said, "You!"
Gandalf didn't wait for a response; he just ran towards Saruman as fast as he could and took him down with a flying tackle. In response, Saruman yanked a chunk out of Gandalf's beard [A.N: ouch that had to hurt], which made Gandalf bellow in rage. He then headbutted Saruman, who scratched Gandalf's face with his long spiky fingernails. A good old catfight ensued, until Saruman finally pinned Gandalf face down. He bent Gandalf's arm backwards until Gandalf screamed shrilly, "OW! All right, all right, you win!" Then the two wizards began kissing furiously, as if to say, "I'm sorry" to each other.
As soon as they started kissing, Wormtongue got up and screamed, "You said you loved only me! He ran sobbing out of the room.
Gandalf chose this moment to magic himself to the wedding site. "Sorry I'm late," he said. "What've I missed?"
Saruman looked at the Gandalf in his embrace. "If you're Gandalf," he said to the just-arrived Gandalf, "then who's this?"
Fake Gandalf unzipped his costume [A.N: like on the Pepsi Twist commercials] and revealed himself to be Elrond. "I'm sorry sweetie," he said to Saruman, "but I thought that after all these long years you wouldn't want to love me again."
The two started kissing like mad again, signifying that all was well. The crowd said, "Awwwwwwww," then Gimli went up to cover the duo with a blanket and kick them out of the way so the wedding could start.
The music began again (it had stopped during the previous love scene), and Gandalf took his place as minister. Then the crowd rose to their feet when the bride walked in, but most of them sat back down when the bride flashed them. She was dressed in a way that people at the beach would have been embarrassed to dress in.
She sauntered up to Legolas, smiling her slutty smile. She pulled a package out of goodness-knows-where, and pulled out a Pipeweed stick, offering one to Legolas. He declined (it would stain his teeth), and she put the pack back and pulled out an Elvin Firestone. She lit her stick and took a big puff of Pipeweed before tossing the lit stick in her mouth, chewing it vigorously, and swallowing it. "It helps calm me," was her explanation.
And so the wedding began. And it continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued. And continued.
Finally, Gandalf got to the part where he said, "And if anyone wishes that these two not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace."
Aragorn burst through the garden door. His eyes were bloodshot, his mouth was foaming, his clothes were torn, and he had lipstick all over his face. "I ran here all the way from Gondor," he said in a foamy voice. "I got you your ring," he said, mistakenly throwing Legolas the One Ring instead of the cheap cubic zirconia he meant to give him. "And Legolas," he said, throwing himself upon the ground, "they're coming."
"Who's coming?" asked Legolas, but Aragorn had fainted by then and had been dragged off by Eowyn, who had miraculously awakened from her coma.
Suddenly, everyone present heard footsteps. Many, furious footsteps.
Everyone was afraid.
The doors of the garden burst open, and a Gondorian girl strode in.
The Fan Girls: ravenous, bloodthirsty, and completely obsessed over Legolas. Their leader was a fierce girl named Nannus, and she was the most obsessed of them all.
"Legolas," she said, "it's so awesome to finally meet you! ;-} But down to business. :-|. I along with my girls, am here to make sure you don't get married to that two-bit slut. We will use any means necessary, and it could get ugly. Now girls! ATTACK!"
The terrified screams of the crowd were drowned out by the evil screams of the girls. Nannus pulled out her knife and jumped on Urwen. The rest of the girls formed two rings: one around the fight, and one around Legolas. All the terrified guests huddled in a corner. Yes, even Gimli.
Nannus and Urwen's battle was fiercer than anyone expected. Being a two- bit slut, Urwen knew a few tricks, and pulled on incredibly thin and sharp knife out of one of her stiletto heels. Each girl got cuts and slashes. But in the end, Nannus killed Urwen in an extremely violent, R-rated way.
Then all the crazy Fan Girls began to fight among themselves. Nannus, being the leader, had an advantage over the other girls, but most of them were as fierce as she was. Yet another long, gory, R-rated battle followed. After all, they were all vying for Legolas' heart.
Finally, only Nannus was left standing amidst a pile of corpses. But then she, as well as the rest of the wedding guests, vanished in to a pile of thin air.
Legolas was trying to figure out what made everyone vanish. There didn't seen to be a logical explanation for it. Stuff like that only happened in a fictional story.
[A.N: Should I end it here? Nahhhh.]
Just as Legolas thought that he was the only living being in the garden, Saruman and Elrond popped up from underneath the blanket. Their lips were all puffy, their hair was all disheveled, and their clothes were all rumpled.
Saruman said to Legolas, "I sensed agitation at the wedding ceremony. I felt that you were discomforted, and the whole wedding would end with tribulation. Therefore, I did you a favor and got rid of everyone. I think I deposited them somewhere in the Dead Marshes."
Elrond put an arm around Saruman, and continued. "We wanted to thank you for bringing us back together. A thousand years ago, we were lovers, and then we had Arwen. Well, Saruman wasn't ready for children, so he left me. I haven't spoken to him since. But now we're going to get back together, and Arwen will finally learn who here other daddy is." No body had told him that Arwen was dead and having a ghostly threesome with Sauron and Gollum. "That's why we did you that favor."
More passionate kissing followed, and Legolas was left alone to think about his almost wedding.
Everyone said that 228th time's the lucky one, he thought, but I still haven't managed to get married.
He had been so busy during the wedding ceremony that he had failed to notice that three of his guests of honor hadn't shown up. Where in Middle- Earth could Merry, Pippin, and Faramir have been..?
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I know, I know, the ending was substandard. I was writing it on the spot because I didn't like the old ending. So I guess, to entice you, I will give you a preliminary summary of the third chapter:
After discovering magical mushrooms in Fangorn Forest, Merry and Pippin meet up with an old friend and funky stuff happens.
Trust me, it will be better than it sounds.
Sorry I took so long getting this chapter out. I wasn't really motivated to type. Next chapter, I'm not letting anyone read it beforehand, because they will motivate me to post it sooner.
Like I said at the top, I'd appreciate it if someone could drop a review of my story. Just so I'd know that more than one person was reading it. That's all I ask.
~$E@0K|\|@R|\|@R~
