Disclaimer: I don't own anybody, or anything I might mention,
A/n this is an AU, inspired by a friend of mine who sat behind me and
tossed out ideas, several of which, hit me in the back of the head.
wOLF: sorry I was aiming for the screen. O__O
Sabretooth was a mutant wandering the streets, looking for others like him. One day, he saw a man in a wheelchair wheeling down the street. He was being followed by a couple of tough looking types. Sabretooth decided to tag along. The man turned into an alley way. The mobsters followed him. There were a few threats, and then the mobsters walked out, skipping, and whistling, "It's a Wonderful World."
Sabretooth knew that he had found someone like him. Or at least, someone else who was a mutant. People who tried to mug him, never skipped afterwards. In fact people who attempted to mug him tended not to walk afterwards. They never sang either, or spoke, they yelled a lot though.
After talking to the man, who he learned was named Charles Xavier; he decided that they had a lot in common. Except one thing. Xavier had a mansion. They decided to set up a school for mutants.
Sabretooth was beginning to regret moving into the mansion. It was falling apart, literally. One time as he was brushing his teeth, a large chunk of the ceiling fell on his head. As time went on he began to feel more and more certain that whoever designed the mansion was either a six year old with a crayon, or a complete lunatic. The basement could only be accessed by climbing up, fifteen flights of stairs, then going down sixteen, and once, he went up a random stairway, looking for a bathroom with running water, and found that the door at the top, had a brick wall on the other side. He kept looking for a bathroom. After a while, his life wasn't completely wandering around the mansion, but also included looking for students. Granted, he still had trouble finding the one door that led outside, but there were plenty of holes in the walls.
He finally found a student who was willing to give up his life as a circus acrobat to come to a falling down, completely confusing, mansion, with little running water except on every other Tuesday, when there was a minor flood, to learn to control his powers.
Then Sabretooth's son showed up, with a girl who created a minor fireworks display, whenever she ate something spicy. Needless to say, life was a lot more interesting after that.
Sabretooth was a mutant wandering the streets, looking for others like him. One day, he saw a man in a wheelchair wheeling down the street. He was being followed by a couple of tough looking types. Sabretooth decided to tag along. The man turned into an alley way. The mobsters followed him. There were a few threats, and then the mobsters walked out, skipping, and whistling, "It's a Wonderful World."
Sabretooth knew that he had found someone like him. Or at least, someone else who was a mutant. People who tried to mug him, never skipped afterwards. In fact people who attempted to mug him tended not to walk afterwards. They never sang either, or spoke, they yelled a lot though.
After talking to the man, who he learned was named Charles Xavier; he decided that they had a lot in common. Except one thing. Xavier had a mansion. They decided to set up a school for mutants.
Sabretooth was beginning to regret moving into the mansion. It was falling apart, literally. One time as he was brushing his teeth, a large chunk of the ceiling fell on his head. As time went on he began to feel more and more certain that whoever designed the mansion was either a six year old with a crayon, or a complete lunatic. The basement could only be accessed by climbing up, fifteen flights of stairs, then going down sixteen, and once, he went up a random stairway, looking for a bathroom with running water, and found that the door at the top, had a brick wall on the other side. He kept looking for a bathroom. After a while, his life wasn't completely wandering around the mansion, but also included looking for students. Granted, he still had trouble finding the one door that led outside, but there were plenty of holes in the walls.
He finally found a student who was willing to give up his life as a circus acrobat to come to a falling down, completely confusing, mansion, with little running water except on every other Tuesday, when there was a minor flood, to learn to control his powers.
Then Sabretooth's son showed up, with a girl who created a minor fireworks display, whenever she ate something spicy. Needless to say, life was a lot more interesting after that.
