Authors Note:
Ok! This is going to be a very humors chapter. And here's a short summary of it:
Everyone knows how Miroku is like the biggest pervert in the story, right? Well Inu yasha has been hanging around him too long. Now he's going to start groping on Kagome. What will happen when he dose? Read and find out. Enjoy! ^_^
Chapter 8: Perverts! (Miroku AND INU YASHA!?)
"Let's go Miroku. They don't need us any longer. Miroku? MIROKU!" Sango said in a harsh voice. She then walked over, grabbed him by the ear, and pulled him away.
"But something might happen an..." He didn't even get to finish. Sango had already hit him four times with her boomerang. Miroku now sat on the ground rubbing four large lumps on his head. "Watcha do that for?"
"PERVERT!" She then grabbed Miroku by the collar of his robe and dragged him away.
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Back in the hut:
When Inu yasha and Kagome parted, they looked into each other's eyes, half in love and passion, half in shock. Kagome broke the silence, "Inu yasha?"
"Yeah?"
"Do you... I mean... do you want to... cause I want to." Kagome said, a slight blush on her face.
Inu yasha pulled back and looked into her eyes, "You must be kidding me! I wanted to the minute I saw you. Of course back then I would have done it then left you there but..." He didn't even get to finish his sentence. Kagome screamed had already screamed sit four times. "Watcha do that for?"
"PERVERT!" She then grabbed Inu yasha by the back of his haori and dragged him to the door. Then threw him next to Miroku who still had the four lumps.
"So what did you do?" Miroku asked.
"One of your stunts!" Inu yasha said with a growl.
"YOU DID WHAT!!!!" came a very angry voice from behind. No wait TWO angry voices.
"Uh-oh. We're in trouble!" Miroku and Inu yasha said in unison.
"YOU BET YOU ARE!" Sango and Kagome said in unison also. They picked their partner up and dragged them to the river. There they spun them around till they were green, then threw them in. The water was freezing cold.
"Th-this wat-wat-water-er is fre-freckin'-in' col-cold!" Inu yasha chattered.
"Tal-talk abo-about it!" Said a freezing Monk.
"There that might cool you horny ass-holes!" Kagome screamed. "Oh yeah! One more thing. Inu yasha?"
"Yeah?" Inu yasha asked timidly.
"Sit boy." Kagome said calmly and inu yasha went face first into the river again. He came up gasping for air. Shuddering even worse than before.
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That night:
"Oh! I'm ready for bed." Kagome yawned. "Inu yasha! You and Miroku keep yourselves over there if you don't want me to say the S- word!" Inu yasha shuddered and rubbed his face at the thought. With a whimper, he climbed up into a tree and started lookout!
'What did I do? I was just going to say that I would do that now! I love her to much!' Inu yasha thought with a sad puppy look on his face.
Kagome saw Inu yasha face and she couldn't help it. She had to call Inu yasha down, "Inu yasha! Come here? Please?"
Inu yasha came with the fear of being sat again if he didn't. "What?"
"Inu yasha, I'm sorry! Please forgive me! I love you. I would never mean to hurt you! Please? Please forgive me?"
"Kagome, It's not your fault. I shouldn't have said that." Inu yasha said bring Kagome into a hug. He then grabbed her butt. "But what where you saying before?"
Kagome pushed him away, "Inu yasha! SIT!" And he came tumbling to the ground. Becoming more acquainted with the dirt.
Ok! This is going to be a very humors chapter. And here's a short summary of it:
Everyone knows how Miroku is like the biggest pervert in the story, right? Well Inu yasha has been hanging around him too long. Now he's going to start groping on Kagome. What will happen when he dose? Read and find out. Enjoy! ^_^
Chapter 8: Perverts! (Miroku AND INU YASHA!?)
"Let's go Miroku. They don't need us any longer. Miroku? MIROKU!" Sango said in a harsh voice. She then walked over, grabbed him by the ear, and pulled him away.
"But something might happen an..." He didn't even get to finish. Sango had already hit him four times with her boomerang. Miroku now sat on the ground rubbing four large lumps on his head. "Watcha do that for?"
"PERVERT!" She then grabbed Miroku by the collar of his robe and dragged him away.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Back in the hut:
When Inu yasha and Kagome parted, they looked into each other's eyes, half in love and passion, half in shock. Kagome broke the silence, "Inu yasha?"
"Yeah?"
"Do you... I mean... do you want to... cause I want to." Kagome said, a slight blush on her face.
Inu yasha pulled back and looked into her eyes, "You must be kidding me! I wanted to the minute I saw you. Of course back then I would have done it then left you there but..." He didn't even get to finish his sentence. Kagome screamed had already screamed sit four times. "Watcha do that for?"
"PERVERT!" She then grabbed Inu yasha by the back of his haori and dragged him to the door. Then threw him next to Miroku who still had the four lumps.
"So what did you do?" Miroku asked.
"One of your stunts!" Inu yasha said with a growl.
"YOU DID WHAT!!!!" came a very angry voice from behind. No wait TWO angry voices.
"Uh-oh. We're in trouble!" Miroku and Inu yasha said in unison.
"YOU BET YOU ARE!" Sango and Kagome said in unison also. They picked their partner up and dragged them to the river. There they spun them around till they were green, then threw them in. The water was freezing cold.
"Th-this wat-wat-water-er is fre-freckin'-in' col-cold!" Inu yasha chattered.
"Tal-talk abo-about it!" Said a freezing Monk.
"There that might cool you horny ass-holes!" Kagome screamed. "Oh yeah! One more thing. Inu yasha?"
"Yeah?" Inu yasha asked timidly.
"Sit boy." Kagome said calmly and inu yasha went face first into the river again. He came up gasping for air. Shuddering even worse than before.
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That night:
"Oh! I'm ready for bed." Kagome yawned. "Inu yasha! You and Miroku keep yourselves over there if you don't want me to say the S- word!" Inu yasha shuddered and rubbed his face at the thought. With a whimper, he climbed up into a tree and started lookout!
'What did I do? I was just going to say that I would do that now! I love her to much!' Inu yasha thought with a sad puppy look on his face.
Kagome saw Inu yasha face and she couldn't help it. She had to call Inu yasha down, "Inu yasha! Come here? Please?"
Inu yasha came with the fear of being sat again if he didn't. "What?"
"Inu yasha, I'm sorry! Please forgive me! I love you. I would never mean to hurt you! Please? Please forgive me?"
"Kagome, It's not your fault. I shouldn't have said that." Inu yasha said bring Kagome into a hug. He then grabbed her butt. "But what where you saying before?"
Kagome pushed him away, "Inu yasha! SIT!" And he came tumbling to the ground. Becoming more acquainted with the dirt.
