It's My Fault
I do not own Gundam Wing. As soon as I think of a pun, I will let you know. There is a lot of out of character stuff here, and it won't be as funny to those who have not seen Endless Waltz, or had a certain scene explained to them.
Heero and Duo walked into the living room of the house the Gundam pilots shared. To their surprise, Quatre was on the couch, bawling his adorable little eyes out. Wufei stood solemnly in the corner and Trowa comforted Quatre.
"What's wrong Quatre?" Duo asked. Quatre sniffled.
"It… is from MY lack of effort… that there is no OXYGEN in space," he hid his face with his hands, the tears starting again. Wufei came over and patted him on the shoulder.
"There, there, it's not from your so-called lack of effort, it's my WEAKNESS!" With that, he started to cry, "I'm just not strong enough to make it." Trowa tsked at them all.
"No, no it's not you guys, it's my lack of memory." Tears welled up in his eyes. Heero stepped up.
"You guys are wrong. I failed, therefore, there is no oxygen." Even Heero started to sob. Dou looked around at the scene.
"I don't get it." That said, he walked out to fix his car for his date with Duoet, his girlfriend and a completely original character.
Author's Note: In case you couldn't tell, this is a one hitter. Or whatever you call them. There will not be a second chapter. I just found this funny. So there. Leave a review at the X button. You know, the thing where you get scared of me, so you close down the internet. You know you do it. Don't bother denying it. You know it's true.
I do not own Gundam Wing. As soon as I think of a pun, I will let you know. There is a lot of out of character stuff here, and it won't be as funny to those who have not seen Endless Waltz, or had a certain scene explained to them.
Heero and Duo walked into the living room of the house the Gundam pilots shared. To their surprise, Quatre was on the couch, bawling his adorable little eyes out. Wufei stood solemnly in the corner and Trowa comforted Quatre.
"What's wrong Quatre?" Duo asked. Quatre sniffled.
"It… is from MY lack of effort… that there is no OXYGEN in space," he hid his face with his hands, the tears starting again. Wufei came over and patted him on the shoulder.
"There, there, it's not from your so-called lack of effort, it's my WEAKNESS!" With that, he started to cry, "I'm just not strong enough to make it." Trowa tsked at them all.
"No, no it's not you guys, it's my lack of memory." Tears welled up in his eyes. Heero stepped up.
"You guys are wrong. I failed, therefore, there is no oxygen." Even Heero started to sob. Dou looked around at the scene.
"I don't get it." That said, he walked out to fix his car for his date with Duoet, his girlfriend and a completely original character.
Author's Note: In case you couldn't tell, this is a one hitter. Or whatever you call them. There will not be a second chapter. I just found this funny. So there. Leave a review at the X button. You know, the thing where you get scared of me, so you close down the internet. You know you do it. Don't bother denying it. You know it's true.
