Author's Note: It's been an eternity since I updated this, and since it is
the summer and all....I decided to go ahead and add at least one more
chapter.....I'm still getting reviews for this thing! Very creepy, but it's
all for the fans.....I mean....who doesn't love Who's Line is it
Anyway?......but when you add our wonderful Smashers.....Things may get a
bit out of control....
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Sabre: Welcome, once again, to Which Smasher's Line is it Anyway? Joining us on the show today Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: ~remains sitting in chair, swirling his hand~
Sabre: Marth!
Marth: ~sitting in the chair waving shyly at the camera~
Sabre: And how could we have Marth without our famous, Roy!
Roy: ~looking into his sword, and checking his hair~ Does my hair make my head look big?
Sabre: And finally Fox!
Fox: ~fluffs his tail and sits down~
Sabre: So let's get started! ~ walks down stairs and sits in desk, straightening those little cards~ Yup, Which Smasher's Line is it Anyway? The show where everythings made up and the points don't matter. And I really for sorry for you folks out there who actually keep score on this thing. We choose a winner at the end and they get to do a little something special with me. Let's start the show today with Green Screen. This is for Marth, Roy, and Fox.
~Fox grabs the microphone from Ganondorky (who now became the personal servent/camera man for Sabre) and walks in front of the screen, while Marth and Roy grab the stools.~
Sabre: For those of you at home who don't know what this is, Fox will be reporting on whatever we put on that screen, and no matter how hard he tries, he can't see what we put up. Marth and Roy here will drop hints to him, and at the end we'll see if Fox can guess what is behind him. So let's get started.
~Introductory news music here and camera goes down to Marth and Roy~
Roy: We interrupt your daily program of Mario Cam Live to bring you this special news update.
Marth: Out on the field right now is Fox, bringing the special news. Fox, can you hear us?
~camera pans to Fox, and behind him Ganondorf and Yoshi are seen french kissing~
Ganondorf: Ah! What, no!
Audiance: Eeeww! ~laughter~
Marth: Fox, Fox. Can you hear us over all that racket?
Fox: ~looks behind him, and back darting from one side to the other~ What, what? I can barely hear you over the shouting of what's going on behind me! ~behind him Sheik is seen dancing wildly on a table, while a bunch of male fans jump up and down waving there hands~
Roy: I don't blame you, it looks pretty wild out there.
Fox: Oh, you can't imagine what I've been going through out here! ~moves to the left, just as Ganondorf shows up on the screen dressed in a bikini~
Audiance: ~more laughter as Ganondorf dances the macarina~
~Marth and Roy laugh and cover up they're eyes~
Marth: No, I don't think we can, but things are looking a bit hairy.~shakes his head~
Roy: Fox, can you tell us what started all this excitement?
~Behind Fox, Samus is seen without her suit on (don't worry, we have some things blurred), running across a street frantically~
Fox: ~pauses a moment, one hand on his hip~ I'd have to say it all started with a really twisted game of spin the bottle.
Audiance: ~laughter~
Marth: And they call her the streak, fastest runner on the street.
Fox: ~points at the screen, which is directly pointed at Samus' chest~ And you won't believe how that person got there.
Roy: Well, Fox, let's just this isn't something you see everyday.
~Just then, Roy is seen playing an electric guitar in leather pants and white shirt~
Audiance: ~looks at Roy and laugh, as they see him blush~
Fox: ~eyes wide and nods his head slowly~ And to think. Add a bottle of sake, and a couple of fan girls, and this is your outcome.
Marth: The hips, the hips. ~laughs at Roy, then back at Fox~ Move over to your right a bit. You might need to act as the cover up.
Fox: ~moves to his left(which is their right) thankfully covering up Peach's dress as it blows up from the wind.~
Roy: Gettin' a bit breezy out there.
~buzz, buzz, buzz~
Sabre: Fox, do you know where you are?
Fox: ~normal voice again~ What it's like on a Friday with the Smashers?
Sabre: ~looks at index card and reads~ It says here: Wild moments caught on tape. It doesn't exactly say where you are, but what's behind you. Wild moments, Friday, does it matter?
~Marth and Roy put up the stools and return to their seat, and Fox hands Ganondorf the mic, and returns to his as well~
Sabre: Hey Roy, care to dance for us in those leather pants?
Marth: Swing those hips!
Roy: ~slinks in his seat while audiance laughs~ Nah, that's ok.
Sabre: Next we have Scenes From a Hat. This is for all four of you. ~All line up above the stairs. Sabre shuffles some paper in a hat~ What we had the audiance do was right down some scenes that they wanted to see, and we chose all the funny ones and put them in here and used the rest for confetti. Let's begin! ~draws first one~ Prank Calls you would use while calling the police.
Fox: ~steps down. Pretends to dial the number~ Ring, ring. This is Dunkin' Donuts Coffee Shop, may I take your order.
Sabre: ~shuffle, shuffle~ What you wouldn't yell to the opposing side during a drive-by shooting.
Mewtwo: ~floats by~ Shoot me, shoot me! ~acts like somebody's chasing him~ Aw....crap!
Fox: ~steps down~ Yo mama's ugly too!
Audiance: Oooo!
Sabre: ~rummage, rummage~ What your mother/father would do when your date came over.
Roy: ~walks down and gets a motherly voice~ OOOOH! And here's Marth's baby pictures, doesn't he have such the cutest wittle bottom!
Marth: ~gets all annoyed~~steps down~ And when Roy was two years old he ran through the whole town naked, that little tike.
Sabre: [I see where this is going]...~shuffle shuffle~ Things you don't tell your perspective inlaws the first time you meet them.
Marth: How well did mom know the milk man?
Roy: Your daughter was a good lay the first night.
Audiance: Ooooo ~laughter~
Roy: ~steps down again~ So your daughter's a hooker, bet that made your day. Look on the bright side, it's really good pay.
Fox: Mom, Dad! When's lunch!?
Marth: I just got outa jail yesterday.
Mewtwo: ~walks down calmly~But, I've only been a man two years.
Audiance: ~more laughter~
~buzz, buzz, buzzy, buzz, buzz~
Sabre: ~clapping~ Thank you very much, we'll be back after the break.~throws hat at the camera
************(someday I'll actually do the commercials)
Sabre: Welcome back to Which Smasher's Line is it Anyway? The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are like a video camera in a dollar store. Don't need them. ~shrugs, and shuffles cards~ We're going to play Song Titles. This is for all four of you.
~Marth, and Mewtwo pair up on one side, while Fox and Roy are on the other~
Sabre: This is a fun party game also, if you want a bit of chaos. The idea is that you can only talk in the form of Song Titles. ~Marth and Roy are in the middle first~ Marth, has just broken his arm, and he goes to, Roy, his father.
Marth: ~holds left arm limply~ "Oops, I did it again"
Roy: "Hallelujea(sp)"
Audiance: ~laughter, some giggles~
Marth: ~holds up arm~ " Tribute"
Roy: ~rushes to arm and holds it~ "Don't take the girl"
Marth: ~laughs and walks off to the buzzer~
~Mewtwo walks out~
Mewtwo: " Oo Ee Oo Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang"
Roy: ~laughs and shakes his head, walking off~
Fox: ~holds Mewtwo's arm~ "Coconuts"
~Mewtwo laughs at buzzer~
Sabre: Coconuts, huh?
Fox: ~laughs and shrugs~ Hey, it was the only thing that came up at the time.
Sabre: ~shakes head and sighs~~reads index card~ Let's play props!
Audiance: ~cheers~
Sabre: Marth, Roy, this is your prop~hands them two, big, blue cone shaped things~ Mewtwo, Fox, this is yours~ hands them something that looks like a giant top hat~ The point of this game is to see how many ideas they can come up with using these items.
Marth: Look, look, Madonna! ~points at Roy who has the two cones over his chest~
~buzz~
Mewtwo: Okay kids. Now I'll pull a fox out of my hat! ~pretends to pull Fox up out of the hat, but he gets stuck~
Fox: ~muffled voice~ A little help.~pop~
Mewtwo: Tada!
~buzz~
Marth: ~holds both cones, circle side up, skipping along~ I got some ice cream, I got some ice cream. Want a lick? Mine!
~buzz~
Fox: ~side to audiance, he has top hat on, which covers up half his body~
Mewtwo: ~shriek~ Look! It's chibi Abe!
Fox: ~turns to audiance, his hand seen waving~
~buzz, buzz, buzz~
Sabre: Thank you very much.~gets both props thrown on her~........ . .Anyway! Next we have Irish drinking song! ~the four moan, but line up anyway~ With help from Samus and Sheik, give them a hand. ~clapping~ Ok.~turns to audiance~ Finish this sentence: Pretty as a______
Audiance: ~shouting random words~
Sabre: Shit. Pretty as a pile of shit. Okay, we're going to sing a hoedown about shit.
~laughter from everyone~
Sabre: Let's go.
~Irish drinking song start~
All four: Oh, idy idy idy idy idy idy ide
Mewtwo: I was out the other day
Marth: Strolling along just fine
Roy: When I saw my dear neighbor
Fox: And a dog on a line
Mewtwo: I walked over to say hi
Marth: But then I had a fit
Roy: Because when I walked over there
Fox: I stepped in a pile of shit.
All four: Oh, idy idy idy idy idy idy ide
Marth: Once way back when
Roy: I can hardly remember
Fox: I think it might have been
Mewtwo: Somewhere in September
Marth: I called in an order
Roy: To Jack-In-The-Box
Fox: I ordered fries and a drink
Mewtwo: But it turned out to be a fox.
All four: Oh, idy idy idy idy idy idy ide
Roy: Shit can be grand sometimes
Fox: If you use it right
Mewtwo: Even though it's usually annoying
Marth: As it always might
Roy: It can be used to express feelings
Fox: As I did today
Mewtwo: When I saw a pretty woman
Marth: Shit, Oh, Hey!
All four: Oh, idy idy idy idy idy idy ide
Fox: This is the last time
Mewtwo: I shall sing this song
Marth: For when I did it last time
Roy: I found myself wearing a thong
Fox: It wasn't very pretty
Mewtwo: I assure you that
Marth: Actually it is very shitty
Roy: Cause' my girlfriend left with my cat!
All four: Oh, idy idy idy idy idy idy ide. Oh idy idy idy idy IDY IDY AYYYYYYYE!
Sabre: We'll be back after this short break.
*********************(yup.....someday)
Sabre: Welcome back to Which Smasher's Line is it Anyway? Tonight's winner is Roy! We're going to play Who's Line is it Anyway? We were both given slips of paper, and while we're doing the scene we pull it out and read it. What's the scene?
Marth: The scene is Roy is a customer who just found a fly in his soup. Sabre, the waitor, responds to his complaint.
Roy: ~sitting at a table~ Waitor, there is a fly in my soup!
Sabre: ~rushes over~ Oh, um, do you want a refund.
Roy: No, I want my soup.
Sabre: Sir, you have your soup.
Roy: You call this a five star restraunt!? The service here stinks. You know what I have to say about this!? I have to say ~pulls out slip of paper~ So what do you think about the game? ~both pretend there's a TV and point and murmur about it~ Wait, wait, wait. Don't change the subject on me.
Sabre: I didn't change a thing. And let me tell you something sir, let me say ~pulls out her slip of paper~ Isn't it hot in those leather pants?
Audiance: ~laughter~
Roy: ~blushes~
~buzz, buzz, buzz. BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ~
Sabre: MARTH! That's enough! Thank you for watching Which Smasher's Line is it Anyway? Good night!
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It's not very funny when you're writing it, but hopefully you enjoyed....it was so hard and so long to do that Irish drinking song....I almost deleted the whole fic itself......I know it's not the funniest thing in the world, but ya know......
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Sabre: Welcome, once again, to Which Smasher's Line is it Anyway? Joining us on the show today Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: ~remains sitting in chair, swirling his hand~
Sabre: Marth!
Marth: ~sitting in the chair waving shyly at the camera~
Sabre: And how could we have Marth without our famous, Roy!
Roy: ~looking into his sword, and checking his hair~ Does my hair make my head look big?
Sabre: And finally Fox!
Fox: ~fluffs his tail and sits down~
Sabre: So let's get started! ~ walks down stairs and sits in desk, straightening those little cards~ Yup, Which Smasher's Line is it Anyway? The show where everythings made up and the points don't matter. And I really for sorry for you folks out there who actually keep score on this thing. We choose a winner at the end and they get to do a little something special with me. Let's start the show today with Green Screen. This is for Marth, Roy, and Fox.
~Fox grabs the microphone from Ganondorky (who now became the personal servent/camera man for Sabre) and walks in front of the screen, while Marth and Roy grab the stools.~
Sabre: For those of you at home who don't know what this is, Fox will be reporting on whatever we put on that screen, and no matter how hard he tries, he can't see what we put up. Marth and Roy here will drop hints to him, and at the end we'll see if Fox can guess what is behind him. So let's get started.
~Introductory news music here and camera goes down to Marth and Roy~
Roy: We interrupt your daily program of Mario Cam Live to bring you this special news update.
Marth: Out on the field right now is Fox, bringing the special news. Fox, can you hear us?
~camera pans to Fox, and behind him Ganondorf and Yoshi are seen french kissing~
Ganondorf: Ah! What, no!
Audiance: Eeeww! ~laughter~
Marth: Fox, Fox. Can you hear us over all that racket?
Fox: ~looks behind him, and back darting from one side to the other~ What, what? I can barely hear you over the shouting of what's going on behind me! ~behind him Sheik is seen dancing wildly on a table, while a bunch of male fans jump up and down waving there hands~
Roy: I don't blame you, it looks pretty wild out there.
Fox: Oh, you can't imagine what I've been going through out here! ~moves to the left, just as Ganondorf shows up on the screen dressed in a bikini~
Audiance: ~more laughter as Ganondorf dances the macarina~
~Marth and Roy laugh and cover up they're eyes~
Marth: No, I don't think we can, but things are looking a bit hairy.~shakes his head~
Roy: Fox, can you tell us what started all this excitement?
~Behind Fox, Samus is seen without her suit on (don't worry, we have some things blurred), running across a street frantically~
Fox: ~pauses a moment, one hand on his hip~ I'd have to say it all started with a really twisted game of spin the bottle.
Audiance: ~laughter~
Marth: And they call her the streak, fastest runner on the street.
Fox: ~points at the screen, which is directly pointed at Samus' chest~ And you won't believe how that person got there.
Roy: Well, Fox, let's just this isn't something you see everyday.
~Just then, Roy is seen playing an electric guitar in leather pants and white shirt~
Audiance: ~looks at Roy and laugh, as they see him blush~
Fox: ~eyes wide and nods his head slowly~ And to think. Add a bottle of sake, and a couple of fan girls, and this is your outcome.
Marth: The hips, the hips. ~laughs at Roy, then back at Fox~ Move over to your right a bit. You might need to act as the cover up.
Fox: ~moves to his left(which is their right) thankfully covering up Peach's dress as it blows up from the wind.~
Roy: Gettin' a bit breezy out there.
~buzz, buzz, buzz~
Sabre: Fox, do you know where you are?
Fox: ~normal voice again~ What it's like on a Friday with the Smashers?
Sabre: ~looks at index card and reads~ It says here: Wild moments caught on tape. It doesn't exactly say where you are, but what's behind you. Wild moments, Friday, does it matter?
~Marth and Roy put up the stools and return to their seat, and Fox hands Ganondorf the mic, and returns to his as well~
Sabre: Hey Roy, care to dance for us in those leather pants?
Marth: Swing those hips!
Roy: ~slinks in his seat while audiance laughs~ Nah, that's ok.
Sabre: Next we have Scenes From a Hat. This is for all four of you. ~All line up above the stairs. Sabre shuffles some paper in a hat~ What we had the audiance do was right down some scenes that they wanted to see, and we chose all the funny ones and put them in here and used the rest for confetti. Let's begin! ~draws first one~ Prank Calls you would use while calling the police.
Fox: ~steps down. Pretends to dial the number~ Ring, ring. This is Dunkin' Donuts Coffee Shop, may I take your order.
Sabre: ~shuffle, shuffle~ What you wouldn't yell to the opposing side during a drive-by shooting.
Mewtwo: ~floats by~ Shoot me, shoot me! ~acts like somebody's chasing him~ Aw....crap!
Fox: ~steps down~ Yo mama's ugly too!
Audiance: Oooo!
Sabre: ~rummage, rummage~ What your mother/father would do when your date came over.
Roy: ~walks down and gets a motherly voice~ OOOOH! And here's Marth's baby pictures, doesn't he have such the cutest wittle bottom!
Marth: ~gets all annoyed~~steps down~ And when Roy was two years old he ran through the whole town naked, that little tike.
Sabre: [I see where this is going]...~shuffle shuffle~ Things you don't tell your perspective inlaws the first time you meet them.
Marth: How well did mom know the milk man?
Roy: Your daughter was a good lay the first night.
Audiance: Ooooo ~laughter~
Roy: ~steps down again~ So your daughter's a hooker, bet that made your day. Look on the bright side, it's really good pay.
Fox: Mom, Dad! When's lunch!?
Marth: I just got outa jail yesterday.
Mewtwo: ~walks down calmly~But, I've only been a man two years.
Audiance: ~more laughter~
~buzz, buzz, buzzy, buzz, buzz~
Sabre: ~clapping~ Thank you very much, we'll be back after the break.~throws hat at the camera
************(someday I'll actually do the commercials)
Sabre: Welcome back to Which Smasher's Line is it Anyway? The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are like a video camera in a dollar store. Don't need them. ~shrugs, and shuffles cards~ We're going to play Song Titles. This is for all four of you.
~Marth, and Mewtwo pair up on one side, while Fox and Roy are on the other~
Sabre: This is a fun party game also, if you want a bit of chaos. The idea is that you can only talk in the form of Song Titles. ~Marth and Roy are in the middle first~ Marth, has just broken his arm, and he goes to, Roy, his father.
Marth: ~holds left arm limply~ "Oops, I did it again"
Roy: "Hallelujea(sp)"
Audiance: ~laughter, some giggles~
Marth: ~holds up arm~ " Tribute"
Roy: ~rushes to arm and holds it~ "Don't take the girl"
Marth: ~laughs and walks off to the buzzer~
~Mewtwo walks out~
Mewtwo: " Oo Ee Oo Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang"
Roy: ~laughs and shakes his head, walking off~
Fox: ~holds Mewtwo's arm~ "Coconuts"
~Mewtwo laughs at buzzer~
Sabre: Coconuts, huh?
Fox: ~laughs and shrugs~ Hey, it was the only thing that came up at the time.
Sabre: ~shakes head and sighs~~reads index card~ Let's play props!
Audiance: ~cheers~
Sabre: Marth, Roy, this is your prop~hands them two, big, blue cone shaped things~ Mewtwo, Fox, this is yours~ hands them something that looks like a giant top hat~ The point of this game is to see how many ideas they can come up with using these items.
Marth: Look, look, Madonna! ~points at Roy who has the two cones over his chest~
~buzz~
Mewtwo: Okay kids. Now I'll pull a fox out of my hat! ~pretends to pull Fox up out of the hat, but he gets stuck~
Fox: ~muffled voice~ A little help.~pop~
Mewtwo: Tada!
~buzz~
Marth: ~holds both cones, circle side up, skipping along~ I got some ice cream, I got some ice cream. Want a lick? Mine!
~buzz~
Fox: ~side to audiance, he has top hat on, which covers up half his body~
Mewtwo: ~shriek~ Look! It's chibi Abe!
Fox: ~turns to audiance, his hand seen waving~
~buzz, buzz, buzz~
Sabre: Thank you very much.~gets both props thrown on her~........ . .Anyway! Next we have Irish drinking song! ~the four moan, but line up anyway~ With help from Samus and Sheik, give them a hand. ~clapping~ Ok.~turns to audiance~ Finish this sentence: Pretty as a______
Audiance: ~shouting random words~
Sabre: Shit. Pretty as a pile of shit. Okay, we're going to sing a hoedown about shit.
~laughter from everyone~
Sabre: Let's go.
~Irish drinking song start~
All four: Oh, idy idy idy idy idy idy ide
Mewtwo: I was out the other day
Marth: Strolling along just fine
Roy: When I saw my dear neighbor
Fox: And a dog on a line
Mewtwo: I walked over to say hi
Marth: But then I had a fit
Roy: Because when I walked over there
Fox: I stepped in a pile of shit.
All four: Oh, idy idy idy idy idy idy ide
Marth: Once way back when
Roy: I can hardly remember
Fox: I think it might have been
Mewtwo: Somewhere in September
Marth: I called in an order
Roy: To Jack-In-The-Box
Fox: I ordered fries and a drink
Mewtwo: But it turned out to be a fox.
All four: Oh, idy idy idy idy idy idy ide
Roy: Shit can be grand sometimes
Fox: If you use it right
Mewtwo: Even though it's usually annoying
Marth: As it always might
Roy: It can be used to express feelings
Fox: As I did today
Mewtwo: When I saw a pretty woman
Marth: Shit, Oh, Hey!
All four: Oh, idy idy idy idy idy idy ide
Fox: This is the last time
Mewtwo: I shall sing this song
Marth: For when I did it last time
Roy: I found myself wearing a thong
Fox: It wasn't very pretty
Mewtwo: I assure you that
Marth: Actually it is very shitty
Roy: Cause' my girlfriend left with my cat!
All four: Oh, idy idy idy idy idy idy ide. Oh idy idy idy idy IDY IDY AYYYYYYYE!
Sabre: We'll be back after this short break.
*********************(yup.....someday)
Sabre: Welcome back to Which Smasher's Line is it Anyway? Tonight's winner is Roy! We're going to play Who's Line is it Anyway? We were both given slips of paper, and while we're doing the scene we pull it out and read it. What's the scene?
Marth: The scene is Roy is a customer who just found a fly in his soup. Sabre, the waitor, responds to his complaint.
Roy: ~sitting at a table~ Waitor, there is a fly in my soup!
Sabre: ~rushes over~ Oh, um, do you want a refund.
Roy: No, I want my soup.
Sabre: Sir, you have your soup.
Roy: You call this a five star restraunt!? The service here stinks. You know what I have to say about this!? I have to say ~pulls out slip of paper~ So what do you think about the game? ~both pretend there's a TV and point and murmur about it~ Wait, wait, wait. Don't change the subject on me.
Sabre: I didn't change a thing. And let me tell you something sir, let me say ~pulls out her slip of paper~ Isn't it hot in those leather pants?
Audiance: ~laughter~
Roy: ~blushes~
~buzz, buzz, buzz. BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ~
Sabre: MARTH! That's enough! Thank you for watching Which Smasher's Line is it Anyway? Good night!
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It's not very funny when you're writing it, but hopefully you enjoyed....it was so hard and so long to do that Irish drinking song....I almost deleted the whole fic itself......I know it's not the funniest thing in the world, but ya know......
