A Harry Potter Christmas 2
By: Glossy

Disclaimer: DUN DUN DUN! Chapter 2! I was thinking about making a sequel to the first chapter of this for awhile because I got a lot of good reviews *thanks to all of you!*The reason I'm writing this now is for one reason, I have major block for "Can I Go Too?", sorry everyone! I'll have chapter five done soon! Anyway, on to the real boring disclaimer, I DON'T own anything from Harry Potter *NONE!* they all belong to J.K. Rowling.

*The announcer guy's voice that's on DragonBall Z: Last time on A Harry Potter Christmas Harry and Glossy had driven into the sunset in a convertible in the snow *cough cough* and we were all left wondering what could of happened to them...*

Harry: *looking at a road map while driving* I'm, like, totally lost! *snowflakes falling onto his glasses so he can't see*
Glossy: *wipes Harry's glasses* Watch the road! *grabs the wheel and turns it so they don't smash into a truck*
Harry: Where is Vegas?
Glossy: *grabs the map* You just watch the road...*points at a spot on the map* It's right here!
Harry: Oh, okay. Hey how about we listen to some music?
Glossy: Eee! Great! I'm an expert when it comes to good music *digs through her bag* I'll find something we can listen to...
Harry: *sighs* I didn't mean one of your CD's hun, I know you're totally into music and all but...to be perfectly honest I don't *does the finger quote thing* really dig your music...
Glossy: *holds up her hand* Yeah, yeah...AHA! here's what I was looking for!
Harry: *Jumps*
Glossy: *pops a golden CD into the CD player*
*The song "Thriller" by Michael Jackson comes on*
Glossy: *dancing*
Harry: Ugh! No! Turn it off!
Glossy: *stops dancing abruptly and puts one hand on her hip* Harry, this is my favorite CD, and Michael Jackson is my favorite music artist so we're gonna listen to it!
Harry: Fine, but once we've listened to all the songs you like; this CD is out of the player, got it?
Glossy: Yep
*Three hours later*
Glossy: *singing* Beat it, beat it, no one wants to be defeated
Harry: *looks crazy* We've been listening to this for three hours!!!
Glossy: So what? It's just so damn catchy *as "Beat it" ends Glossy turns on "The Way You Make Me Feel" for the 50th time*
Harry: I am gonna hurl...
Glossy: *rests her head on one hand and sighs*
Harry: *eyes widen* Gloss, it's bad enough that you've revealed yourself to be a hopeless Michael Jackson fan, but really, did you have to sigh? Omigosh! You like him better than me!
Glossy: Harry, it's been a year and my crush on you has started to fade, besides my crush on you was never really anything big to begin with, sorry to say, I mean your cute and all but you belong with Draco, Ron, Hermione, or Ginny ya know?
Harry: WHAT? We've been driving for a year?!
Glossy: I guess...but the point is I still love you as a friend okay?
Harry: Yeah whatever, but we've been driving for a YEAR?
Glossy: YEAH, I GUESS, but who really cares? We should be there soon.
*A few hours later...*
Glossy: YEAH!VIVA LAS VEGAS! WHOO! *starry eyed looking at all of the lights*
Harry: Yes, it's all so very pretty at night but we need to find the MGM Grand Hotel
Glossy: Oh, right
Harry: Keep an eye out for it
Glossy: Hey, isn't that Ron! *squints her eyes and points*
Harry: Don't be ridiculous, he turned into a seagull last year
Glossy: Yeah, but I swear that's him! And he's not a seagull!
Harry: Uh huh
Glossy: Just look! *grabs Harry's face and points him in the direction of Ron*
Harry: *stops the car in the middle of the road* Hey, it is him! and he's selling socks on that street corner! and he looks terrible!
Angry driver(s): Hey you ass! You could of killed us! What kind of idiot stops in the middle of the road!?
*Harry and Glossy run up to Ron on the street corner*
Glossy: Ron! I thought you were a seagull
Ron: I am, I can transform, I'm like totally narley
Harry: If your like "totally narley" then why are you selling socks?
Ron: Well, it's a long story...you see, when I had turned into a seagull for the first time and headed south everything was great but then when I came back to the game show house to look for you guys you were all gone, so, I ended up becoming a bum because I had no friends to "mooch" off of and the seagulls were real cheapo's too so, here I am selling socks! *smiles*
Harry: Y..e..a..h, great story Ron
Ron: You guys, I'm a...kinda lonely...
TV audience: Aaww
Ron: And was wondering if I could maybe, travel around with you two, seeing as you are my friends...
Glossy: Of course you can! *hugs Ron* We missed you- *wrinkles her nose at Ron's odor*
Harry: Alright Ron, you can come with us
Ron: YAY!!! *jumping around as socks land on people's heads and they give him evil glares*
Glossy: *whispers to Harry* He needs to take a shower...
*the three go back into the car in search of the hotel*
Harry: Did anyone ever wonder what happened to Hermione?
Ron and Glossy: Nope
Harry: Oh, okay...just asking
Ron: Hey! there's the hotel!
*they pull into the parking garage*
Harry: *holding all the luggage*
Glossy: *mesmerized by the pretty hotel*
Ron: It's so pretty! *_*
Harry: Help *being crushed by luggage*
Glossy: Well, I'll go get the key for our room *walks up to the counter as Harry and Ron wait in the lobby*
*A very beautiful but odd looking girl walks up to Harry and Ron whom is dressed like a Vegas show girl*
Ron: Um, hi...can we help you? *eye's the girl's short blonde hair and grey eyes*
Girl: *in a high unusual voice* Harry, honey, don't you recognize mwah?
Harry: No, who the hell are you?
Girl: *voice turns deep and sounds like a boy's* It's Draco Malfoy sweetie! The one and only who has been secretly crushing on you for years and is finally revealing that he is a cross dresser in his spare time and a bi-sexual!
Harry: *looks as if about to pass out*
Ron: Ew...sick...Malfoy, you're as bad as that squirrel that has been haunting me in my dreams ever since it won Survivor!
Draco and Harry:*Draco sits down* Nightmares?
Ron: Yeah, I have nightmares about it being rich with it's prize money all shoving it in my face because I'm poor, and then it murders me! *starts to bawl hysterically*
Draco: Tisk tisk *leans on Harry*
Harry: Get off of me Draco!
*Glossy comes back*
Glossy: Hey Harry, who's your new broad?
Ron: *laughs through his crying*
Harry: *blushes* He is not my broad!
Glossy: He?
Draco: Glossy! My ex love! How are things?
Glossy: *eyes Draco up and down* Just fine, things...uh...going well for you?
Draco: Absolutely!
Glossy: I didn't know you could be so glamorous...
Draco: Nor did I *giggles*
Glossy: Well, it was very nice talking to you again Draco, but we should be getting to our room
Draco: Oh! Could I be roomies with yall?
Glossy: Um...*looks at Harry*
Ron: Sure! You can share a bed with Harry
Harry: *eyes widen and looks as if about to kill Ron*
Draco: Great ^^
*The four head to the elevator*
*All inside the elevator*
Ron: What button do I push? Huh huh huh?
Glossy: Seven
Ron: Okay *pushes the emergency stop button*
*the elevator comes to a complete stop*
Draco: Aaaaahhhh!!! Were all gonna die!
Harry: *slaps Ron in the face* Ron, you idiot!
Ron: *cries* I'm sorry! I didn't know!
*Everyone is silently unaware that the (plays dramatic music) squirrel is watching them through a camera*
Glossy: Well, we might as well get comfortable, it's going to be a long night
*17 hours later the group is still in the elevator*
Harry: *eye's half open* It's five in the afternoon the next day and we got here at midnight yesterday!
Ron: I feel ya homie *playing "Exploding Snap" with Draco*
Glossy: Wait, damn we're stupid! Let's just use the emergency call button!
Ron: Uh, I ate that button...
Harry: RON!!!
Ron: I'm sorry! I was hungry!
Draco: You guys think you have it bad? My undergarments are giving me a rash!
Glossy: *falling asleep while listening to her Michael Jackson CD on her headphones*
Harry: I'm starving *smashes himself up against the wall* I'm to young to die of starvation in an elevator!
Draco: *sniffs* You were too beautiful for this world Harry dear
Ron: Shudda up Draco
*the elevator starts to move*
Glossy: What?
Ron: We're MOVING! YAY! YIP-EE!
*the door opens*
Ron: *kissing the hotel carpet* I'll never got in another elevator again!
Harry: *whispers to Glossy and Draco* Yeah, and if he hadn't of gone with us in the first place that would of never happened
Glossy: Let's just go to bed...
Draco: *looks at his diamond watch* It's 5:15 p.m.
Glossy: I'm aware of the time...
*As they walk down the hallway and Glossy opens the door they see Hermione in their room!*
All: HERMIONE?!
Hermione: .......!
Glossy: What the hell are you doing here?
Hermione: What the hell am I doing here? The question is, what the hell are you doing here? I was assigned to this room! I though I could have a nice relaxing vacation and then all of you show up!
Ron: Well sorry for being born
Glossy: Those retards down at the front desk must have given us the same room by mistake
Harry: Well, we're just going to have to make it work because I don't feel like getting a new room *sinks into an arm chair*
Hermione: Really, you're that lazy?
Draco: We were stuck in an elevator for 17 hours and 15 minutes F.Y.I.!
Hermione: Draco!
Draco: Hermione!
Hermione and Draco: YOU LOOK HORRIBLE!
Glossy: You two just notice each other or what?
Ron: Hey, it's a reunion only we're all a lot more messed up!
Draco: I'm not messed up!
Glossy: Yeah! Neither am I!
Ron: Look at it this way, Hermione probably had a nervous breakdown because she wanted to take a vacation by herself...
Hermione: How did you know I had a nervous-I mean, NO I DIDN'T!
Ron: And Draco has turned into a cross dressing bi-sexual...
Draco: Hey! I'm proud of it!
Harry: What happened to all of your fan girls?
Draco: They're my backup dancers
All:......
Ron: Harry seems to be very stressed and on the verge of a nervous breakdown...
Harry: *laughs nervously and the chokes on the sugar pack he was eating for energy*
Ron: Glossy's a Michael Jackson obssesie...
Glossy: HEY! DON'T SAY I'M MESSED UP BECAUSE OF THAT!
Harry: You're all lucky, I had to listen to that CD for five hours in the car...
Glossy: It was three
Hermione: And what about you Ron? Are you just perfect in every way?
Ron: Nope! I'm messed up too! I'm an ex bum!
Glossy: Alright already! Were all messed up, okay? Now, we need to figure out room arrangements
Harry: Okay...how about-
Glossy: NO! I'm doing this! Alright, Harry and Draco share the bed on the left, I get the bed on the right, Ron gets the fold out, and Hermione gets the chair
Ron: Sounds good
Hermione: No, it does not sound good! I refuse to go through with this plan!
*A minute later*
Hermione: *sets up her stuff by the arm chair* I can't believe I'm going through with this plan
Harry: Draco, just make sure to stay on your side of the bed, allright?
Draco: But I want to cuddle with ya baby *makes pleading eyes*
Harry: *shudders*
Hermione: It's not fair Glossy and Ron get their own beds
Draco: Oh sure it is you ugly fat bitch
Hermione: .......! I'm not fat! You fatty!
***DragonBall Z announcer guy: As we can see, it's going to be a long afternoon/night. Elsewhere....***
Game Show Guy: The ratings have been going down on all my game shows!
Random Person 1: The highest ratings we had was when those five teenagers were playing Big Brother-I mean, er, Survivor last year
Game Show Guy: Then we must get those kids back! CONTACT THEM!
Random Person 2: Boss, we don't know where they are and it would be most difficult to find them-
Game Show Guy: SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE AND DO IT!!!
Random Person 3: Yes, boss
Game Show Guy: Now, I've been thinking...how about we have them play "Dismissed"? That ought to get us some higher ratings...
Random Person 4: Yes, I agree boss. *thinking: not really*
*All of a sudden there's a noise*
Game Show Guy: What the hell was that noise?
*someone turns around in an arm chair and it happens to be *DUN DUN DUN* THE-!*
~TO BE CONTINUED~

A/N: Hope you liked this chapter! And again I am truly, truly, sorry for taking such a LONG time to write anything. R/R! ^_^