A Harry Potter Christmas
Ch.3
By: Glossy
Disclaimer: See previous disclaimers. Oh, and just a note, I DO NOT hate Hermione (everyone just acts like they dislike her in this fic) Hermione is actually my favorite character in HP ^^;; She's awesome.
**DragonBall Z announcer guy: Last time on a Harry Potter Christmas, our friends Harry, Glossy, Ron, Hermione, and cross dressing Draco were reunited in Las Vegas. The evil Game Show Guy has some plans in store for our group and I'm not sure what they are, but it's probably good... What Larry?! oops, bad, I mean bad. Well, let's find out...**
*In the hotel room in Las Vegas*
Ron: Should the story really be called a Harry Potter Christmas anymore? I mean it isn't Christmas anymore!
Glossy: Shut yo' mouth
Ron: Sorry
Harry: *watching Jerry Springer* Who would go on this stupid show? It's so messed up it's gotta be fake.
Ron: Hey! We could go on that show!
All: NO RON!
Ron: Just an idea...
Draco: Hey gang! *looks like his normal self as he comes out of the bathroom*
Hermione: What happened to you?
Draco: I only dress like that once in a while ya know.
All: R...e...a...l...l...y
Glossy: Hey, you guys! Why don't we go down to the pool, rather than stay cramped up in this room all day?
Harry: I don't know if I could deal with all of you in public.
Draco: No, that's a great idea! I'm going to go change.
*Ron and Glossy gather their stuff to get changed and wait by the bathroom door for Draco to get out*
Hermione: I'm not sure about this...this could be more than I can handle also, because I just had a nervous-I mean, it might get really crazy.
Harry: You're concerned about you!? WHAT ABOUT ME SISTER? YOU!? HA! I've had to deal with Glossy all the way over here, she broke up with me, I had to listen to her music the whole way, it was freezing, we meet up with Ron and things get more hectic, I carry all the luggage, and my back hurts like hell, Draco ends up being at the hotel and being a part time cross dresser who's in love with me!, then we get stuck in the stupid elevator because Ron ate the call button, so we were trapped, we were stuck in there for hours on end and when we finally get out you're in our room and I have to share a bed with DRACO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hermione O.O!
Glossy: *Whispers to Ron* It's amazing how he said that and screamed all in one breath.
Ron: *Whispers to Glossy* Yeah. I told you he was on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
Harry: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! I HATE ALL OF YOU! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!!!!! I JUST WANT OUT OF HERE!!!!! GGGGGRRRAAAHHH!!!! AND IF I HAVE TO BREAK OUT A WINDOW TO GET OUT OF HERE, THEN, BY ALL MEANS I'LL JUST DO THAT!*backs up and starts running*
Hermione, Ron, Glossy: Harry, NO! *try to grab him end up falling on the floor*
Harry: HA HAH! SO LONG SUCKERS! *Busts through the window with his shape remaining in the glass*
All three: Harry! *Goes by the window and looks out*
Harry: *Stuck in a tree passed out from screaming*
Glossy: Well, we tried to warn him.
Hermione: He needs help.
Ron: Like you did?
Hermione: No, not like I did!
Draco: *Comes out of the bathroom in bathing suit* Well, I'm ready to have a sun shine day-! What happened here? *looks at broken glass* Where's Harry dear?
Glossy: *Walks slowly over to Draco* What I do now, I do as your dearest friend...*leads him by the window*
Draco: *Looks down* MY BABY! HE'S DEAD!
Hermione: No he isn't ass! He's just crazy!
Ron: He just got a little excited!
Glossy: He had a nervous breakdown!
Draco: Wait, now, I'm confused...which one of you is telling me the truth?
All besides Draco: I am!
Draco: Alright, guess we'll need to have a trial.
Glossy: How can we have a trial!? He's not dead or anything!
Ron: Hey... maybe, if Harry is hurt though, we could sue the hotel!
Hermione: But he brought it upon himself! It had nothing to do with-
Glossy: Shut up Hermione! Yeah, yeah, I see where this is going...I see what Ron means. We could just lie.
Hermione: No! That's an ignorant idea.
Draco: As long as Harry really is alright we could just lie, what's the harm? I could get more rich than I already am.
Glossy: That's the spirit Draco! Yes, great plan. But what could we really say...
*The group besides Hermione thinks for ten minutes*
Ron: I got it! He "slipped on a sugar packet" *does the finger quote thing*
Glossy and Draco: That's perfect! I never would have thought of that!
Hermione: Oh, please...like anybody would believe that lame story.
Glossy: Yeah, it's a long shot but I'm sure somebody will be stupid enough to believe it.
Draco: Are we still going to go to the pool? Don't tell me I got all ready for nothing.
Ron: Yeah, I suppose, let's get ready people.
*In a half hour everyone is ready and the gang is at the pool*
Glossy: *Laying on a sun chair* Ah, nothing like laying on a sun chair on a nice sunny day!
Hermione: *On another sun chair reading* Isn't that why they call it a sun chair stupid?
Glossy: Hey shut up! I'm above average intelligence in everything except math which I always get C's in, so don't call me stupid.
Hermione: Hmph.
Glossy: I'm so much prettier than you bitch.
Hermione: In your dreams!
Glossy: No, it's reality, in your face!
Hermione: Did that make sense?
Glossy: YES!
Draco: *Swimming backwards in the pool* Actually Hermione, Glossy is prettier than you. She looks really hot in that bikini.
Glossy: *Anime sweat drops* Eh, heh, heh, thank you. *Covers herself with a towel*
Draco: You'll have to remove that towel eventually, it's hot out.
Glossy: I'll get rid of this towel if you promise never to cross dress again, you're sexy as you are.
Draco: Hey, thanks! Well...let me think....
Glossy: ?
Draco:..............................................
Glossy: ?
Draco: .......................................................................................................
Glossy: WELL!?
Draco: Okay, I'll never do it again. Now take it off.
Glossy: *Throws off towel and is now just in her bikini as she was before*
Hermione: She's just in her bikini Draco, she's not wearing anything less.
Draco: Exactly.
Hermione: *Rolls eyes*
Ron: Actually, I think Hermione is prettier than Glossy.
Hermione: Aw, thank you Ron. SEE GLOSSY!?
Glossy: OH, IT IS ON! When Harry gets back here he'll be the tie breaker!
Ron: What if he picks none?Hermione: THAT IS NOT AN OPTION!
Draco: *Grabs a beach ball out of no where* Hey, Ron, wanna play volleyball?
Ron: Oh, sure! Yippie skippiesies!
*Draco and Ron play a really pathetic game of volleyball, and neither of them can keep the ball going*
Draco: Okay, here it comes again! HUH! *hits the ball a little too hard and it flies out of the pool*
Ron: Uh oh...
*The ball is heading towards a kid with ice cream*
Ron and Draco: HEY KID!!! MOVE!
Kid: Huh? *turns around and the ball misses him*
Ron and Draco: Phew!
Ron: Hey kid, can you hand us our ball back? It landed by that sun chair...
Kid: *Walks over and grabs ball* No, I want to keep it!
Draco: We found it first, so give it back!
Kid: *Sees his mom walking over to him and drops his ice cream on purpose*WAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Mom: Oh honey, it's okay! I'll buy you another ice cream.
Kid: Those guys in the pool were being mean to me mommy, they threw this ball at me and that's why I dropped my ice cream. Then I asked if I could keep it, and they said no! I deserve to keep it because they threw it at me! WWWAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Draco: *Gets out of the pool* Hey lady, your kid totally twisted the story around.
Ron: *Gets out as well* Yeah.
Mom: Like, I'd believe you punks! You apologize to my kid right now! Let him keep the ball and for being so careless and reckless, you should buy him a new ice cream! HOW DARE YOU MAKE MY SON CRY!
Ron: Lady, just listen to what really happened...
Mom: NO! You punks have no respect for authority or your elders!
*Over by the sun chairs*
Glossy: Hey, Hermione *nudges her*
Hermione: What?
Glossy: Draco and Ron are getting scolded by some hag, maybe we should check it out.
Hermione: Yeah, I guess we should.
*The girls walk over*
Hermione: What's going on, Draco, Ron?
Mom: Oh, and who is this!? You're hoochies?!
Glossy and Hermione: ..........!!!!!!
Hermione: You wait a minute miss, we are not hoochies.
Glossy: Yeah, why don't you just calm down and tell us what's going on?
Draco and Ron: *Tell their side of the story*
Hermione: You didn't have to tell us that, we saw that happen.
Glossy: Miss, I'm sorry to say, but your kid's a liar.
Mom: There you all go again! No RESPECT! My kid WOULD NOT LIE!!!!
Ron: There you go again YOU OLD HAG! JUDGING US JUST BECAUSE WE'RE TEENAGERS!
Mom: Come on Johnny! Let's go, I don't want to be insulted by hooligans! Grabs her kid and walks off*
Draco: What a psycho!
Glossy: Tell me about it! We saw the whole thing.
Hermione: I know, what a bratty kid.
Ron: I don't know about you guys, but that witch ruined the fun, how about we go get clean so we can go out later tonight.
All: Yeah, good plan.
*They all walk back in the hotel*
***DragonBall Z announcer guy: Last time with the game show freaks, they were plotting on making our favorite posse playing a new game, but we were all left in suspense wondering who the hell was in that arm chair! Let's find out!***
*Somebody turns around in the arm chair and it's DUN DUN DUN! THE SQUIRREL!!!
Game Show Guy: Well, if it isn't the Squirrel! How's our last times winner?
Random Guy 1: That thing nearly gave me a heart attack, it-
Game Show Guy: Put a cork in it Casey! Now, *ahem* Mr. Squirrel we've been planing on making a total un-original dating game show and well, I was wondering if you'd like to be in it...
Random Guy 1 (who has now revealed to be "Casey"): Sir, last time you did this it turned out to be a total disaster!
Game Show Guy: Sssshh!!! So, how about it?
Squirrel: *Gives a look like "What's in it for me?"*
Game Show Guy: Well, that one kid with the red hair will be there, that's terrified of you; should be fun going on a date with him right?
Squirrel: *Nods and gives him an "I'm in" look while shaking his hand*
Game Show Guy: This is perfect! Let's go find those kids!
~*~ ~*~ ~*~
Some random person: Hey, you in the tree! Are you alive!?
Harry: *His eyes finally open* Wha?
*A large crowd has now formed around the tree, but everybody was too stupid to call professional help*
Harry: Uh, my head...I've gotta get out of the tree...CAN SOMEBODY GET ME DOWN?
*Everybody in the crowd looks at each other and shrugs*
Harry: WELL!?
Random person 2: Are you alright?
Harry: Yeah, I think so...
*The crowd walks away*
Harry: HEY! How am I supposed to get down!? Where are you all going?! THIS IS JUST GREAT!!!!!!! Must release anger by screaming, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *there's a cracking sound* What? *looks down and the branch is broken* Help...*starts falling* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!!
*Ends up bouncing off a lamp post and landing safely in a building threw an open window*
Harry: That was a close one...hey, where am I?
*A female brunette with glasses looks up at him named Dr. Smith*
Dr. Smith: I'm a psychiatrist.
Harry: Really? How convenient, I need some help, I'm over stressed.
Dr. Smith: Lay down on this couch and we can get started.
Harry: *Lies on the couch*
Dr. Smith: *Sits down with a clipboard* Okay, what's on your mind first of all and what's your name?
Harry: Harry Potter. Well, my friends can really get annoying, it usually wouldn't bother me but it's gotten to a certain extent. They can get a little too crazy.
Dr. Smith: I see, go on.
Harry: And my one friend, who used to be my girlfriend dumped me.
Dr. Smith: I see, dumping can be tough on a person.
*This goes on for hours and Dr. Smith just keeps saying "I see" after five hours*
Harry: DOCTOR! All you keep saying is "I SEE!"
Dr. Smith: Well, Harry the answer to your problems are simple, you just need a break from your friends and to relax,
then you shouldn't get so stressed. Don't you feel better that you just talked about it? *really annoyed because he's taking so long*
Harry: Hey, you're right! I do feel better! Thanks! I don't think I'll need to be relaxing, I feel great! Thanks for listening! *Walks towards the door*
Dr. Smith: Sir, where's my money?
Harry: I'm not paying you for listening to me, sorry doctor. *Walks out the door*
Dr. Smith:...............!!!!!!!
*Harry walks back to the hotel and opens the hotel door*
Harry: *Cheerful* Hey guys! Sorry I got over stressed. I'm fine now, I went to a psychiatrist. Where we heading tonight?
Glossy: *Finishing her make-up* We're just going out to eat and going shopping.
Harry: Sounds good. I'm gonna clean up *goes in the bathroom*
Ron: Crap! We're out of ice! Hermione, go get some!
Hermione: ME? Why can't you get it yourself, huh?
Ron: I'm too...important.
Hermione: Whatever, Ron. *Goes out to get more ice* Now which way was it again? *goes the wrong way and gets lost for hours*
*Everyone is waiting for Hermione in the room*
Glossy: I say we just go without her...I'm sick of waiting.
Draco: Yeah me too, I'm starved yo!
Ron: Yeah, let's just go.
*The four of them go out to the restaurant and get seated*
Glossy: It's great we got seated right away.
Harry, Ron, and Draco: Yeah.
**Little do they know the Game Show Guy, the Squirrel, and Casey are hiding behind their menus at a table next to them***
Game Show Guy: Okay, we pop out in exactly three seconds!
Casey: One...two...three!
*They all pop up!*
Glossy, Ron, Harry, and Draco: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Everyone in the restaurant shrugs and starts screaming also while waving their arms around*
Squirrel: *Glares*
*Everyone goes silent*
Squirrel: *Nods*
Harry: I thought we got rid of you forever!
Game Show Guy: NOT QUITE! Listen, my ratings have been terribly low and I need you guys, featuring the Squirrel to be in another game show!
Ron: Why do you need us?
Casey: Well, that's when our ratings were-
Game Show Guy: BEST! And put a sock in it Casey, who told you to talk.
Glossy: Who the hell is Casey?
Game Show Guy: My personal assistant. So how about it?
Draco: Well...I suppose, we don't really have anything better to do...right guys?
Glossy: Well, I guess...
Ron: How do we play?
Game Show Guy: Well, we pair you up at random and then you each go on your own dates. If you end up liking the person you don't ditch them at random in the date, but if you hate the person you can ditch them after thirty minutes into the date, because you have to be with them for a little while. IF, you get ditched you have to search for that person and beg for them to go on a second date. If you both ditch each other you have to go on ten dates.
Harry: And how is that fair?
Squirrel: *Glares at Harry*
Harry: I'm sorry! I shouldn't have asked!
Ron: *Whispers* See, it is creepy isn't it! I hate that animal! It's creepy! Isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it?
Harry: *Yells* YES!!!
Squirrel: *Glares at Harry*
Harry: I'M SORRY!!!
Squirrel: *Knocks Harry's drink over*
Harry: *Cries*
Game Show Guy: Good! So it's agreed! Hey where's that bushy haired girl? It's un-even without her...and then we won't be able to play.
Ron: She got lost while getting more ice in the hotel.
Casey: So what are we going to do sir?
Glossy: *Thinks* Hmmmm....I got it! I know who we can get on the show to take her place while she's gone! THE AMAZING REDHEADED WONDER!
All: WHAT?!
Glossy: Also known as, the one and only Sidra McKellin! One of my good friends.
Game Show Guy: That'll be great! Okay, we start the game show tomorrow!
Glossy: Alright!
Harry: Glossy, who is this Sidra?
Glossy: Oh, you'll find out soon enough....
***DragonBall Z announcer guy: Well, well, The Game Show guy has scheduled a new game show with our group. Will Hermione ever find her way to the ice machine? And with Sidra McKellin taking the place of Hermione, what is to happen? Find out next time on "A Harry Potter Christmas"!***
A/N: Please Review! ^^;;
Ch.3
By: Glossy
Disclaimer: See previous disclaimers. Oh, and just a note, I DO NOT hate Hermione (everyone just acts like they dislike her in this fic) Hermione is actually my favorite character in HP ^^;; She's awesome.
**DragonBall Z announcer guy: Last time on a Harry Potter Christmas, our friends Harry, Glossy, Ron, Hermione, and cross dressing Draco were reunited in Las Vegas. The evil Game Show Guy has some plans in store for our group and I'm not sure what they are, but it's probably good... What Larry?! oops, bad, I mean bad. Well, let's find out...**
*In the hotel room in Las Vegas*
Ron: Should the story really be called a Harry Potter Christmas anymore? I mean it isn't Christmas anymore!
Glossy: Shut yo' mouth
Ron: Sorry
Harry: *watching Jerry Springer* Who would go on this stupid show? It's so messed up it's gotta be fake.
Ron: Hey! We could go on that show!
All: NO RON!
Ron: Just an idea...
Draco: Hey gang! *looks like his normal self as he comes out of the bathroom*
Hermione: What happened to you?
Draco: I only dress like that once in a while ya know.
All: R...e...a...l...l...y
Glossy: Hey, you guys! Why don't we go down to the pool, rather than stay cramped up in this room all day?
Harry: I don't know if I could deal with all of you in public.
Draco: No, that's a great idea! I'm going to go change.
*Ron and Glossy gather their stuff to get changed and wait by the bathroom door for Draco to get out*
Hermione: I'm not sure about this...this could be more than I can handle also, because I just had a nervous-I mean, it might get really crazy.
Harry: You're concerned about you!? WHAT ABOUT ME SISTER? YOU!? HA! I've had to deal with Glossy all the way over here, she broke up with me, I had to listen to her music the whole way, it was freezing, we meet up with Ron and things get more hectic, I carry all the luggage, and my back hurts like hell, Draco ends up being at the hotel and being a part time cross dresser who's in love with me!, then we get stuck in the stupid elevator because Ron ate the call button, so we were trapped, we were stuck in there for hours on end and when we finally get out you're in our room and I have to share a bed with DRACO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hermione O.O!
Glossy: *Whispers to Ron* It's amazing how he said that and screamed all in one breath.
Ron: *Whispers to Glossy* Yeah. I told you he was on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
Harry: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! I HATE ALL OF YOU! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!!!!! I JUST WANT OUT OF HERE!!!!! GGGGGRRRAAAHHH!!!! AND IF I HAVE TO BREAK OUT A WINDOW TO GET OUT OF HERE, THEN, BY ALL MEANS I'LL JUST DO THAT!*backs up and starts running*
Hermione, Ron, Glossy: Harry, NO! *try to grab him end up falling on the floor*
Harry: HA HAH! SO LONG SUCKERS! *Busts through the window with his shape remaining in the glass*
All three: Harry! *Goes by the window and looks out*
Harry: *Stuck in a tree passed out from screaming*
Glossy: Well, we tried to warn him.
Hermione: He needs help.
Ron: Like you did?
Hermione: No, not like I did!
Draco: *Comes out of the bathroom in bathing suit* Well, I'm ready to have a sun shine day-! What happened here? *looks at broken glass* Where's Harry dear?
Glossy: *Walks slowly over to Draco* What I do now, I do as your dearest friend...*leads him by the window*
Draco: *Looks down* MY BABY! HE'S DEAD!
Hermione: No he isn't ass! He's just crazy!
Ron: He just got a little excited!
Glossy: He had a nervous breakdown!
Draco: Wait, now, I'm confused...which one of you is telling me the truth?
All besides Draco: I am!
Draco: Alright, guess we'll need to have a trial.
Glossy: How can we have a trial!? He's not dead or anything!
Ron: Hey... maybe, if Harry is hurt though, we could sue the hotel!
Hermione: But he brought it upon himself! It had nothing to do with-
Glossy: Shut up Hermione! Yeah, yeah, I see where this is going...I see what Ron means. We could just lie.
Hermione: No! That's an ignorant idea.
Draco: As long as Harry really is alright we could just lie, what's the harm? I could get more rich than I already am.
Glossy: That's the spirit Draco! Yes, great plan. But what could we really say...
*The group besides Hermione thinks for ten minutes*
Ron: I got it! He "slipped on a sugar packet" *does the finger quote thing*
Glossy and Draco: That's perfect! I never would have thought of that!
Hermione: Oh, please...like anybody would believe that lame story.
Glossy: Yeah, it's a long shot but I'm sure somebody will be stupid enough to believe it.
Draco: Are we still going to go to the pool? Don't tell me I got all ready for nothing.
Ron: Yeah, I suppose, let's get ready people.
*In a half hour everyone is ready and the gang is at the pool*
Glossy: *Laying on a sun chair* Ah, nothing like laying on a sun chair on a nice sunny day!
Hermione: *On another sun chair reading* Isn't that why they call it a sun chair stupid?
Glossy: Hey shut up! I'm above average intelligence in everything except math which I always get C's in, so don't call me stupid.
Hermione: Hmph.
Glossy: I'm so much prettier than you bitch.
Hermione: In your dreams!
Glossy: No, it's reality, in your face!
Hermione: Did that make sense?
Glossy: YES!
Draco: *Swimming backwards in the pool* Actually Hermione, Glossy is prettier than you. She looks really hot in that bikini.
Glossy: *Anime sweat drops* Eh, heh, heh, thank you. *Covers herself with a towel*
Draco: You'll have to remove that towel eventually, it's hot out.
Glossy: I'll get rid of this towel if you promise never to cross dress again, you're sexy as you are.
Draco: Hey, thanks! Well...let me think....
Glossy: ?
Draco:..............................................
Glossy: ?
Draco: .......................................................................................................
Glossy: WELL!?
Draco: Okay, I'll never do it again. Now take it off.
Glossy: *Throws off towel and is now just in her bikini as she was before*
Hermione: She's just in her bikini Draco, she's not wearing anything less.
Draco: Exactly.
Hermione: *Rolls eyes*
Ron: Actually, I think Hermione is prettier than Glossy.
Hermione: Aw, thank you Ron. SEE GLOSSY!?
Glossy: OH, IT IS ON! When Harry gets back here he'll be the tie breaker!
Ron: What if he picks none?Hermione: THAT IS NOT AN OPTION!
Draco: *Grabs a beach ball out of no where* Hey, Ron, wanna play volleyball?
Ron: Oh, sure! Yippie skippiesies!
*Draco and Ron play a really pathetic game of volleyball, and neither of them can keep the ball going*
Draco: Okay, here it comes again! HUH! *hits the ball a little too hard and it flies out of the pool*
Ron: Uh oh...
*The ball is heading towards a kid with ice cream*
Ron and Draco: HEY KID!!! MOVE!
Kid: Huh? *turns around and the ball misses him*
Ron and Draco: Phew!
Ron: Hey kid, can you hand us our ball back? It landed by that sun chair...
Kid: *Walks over and grabs ball* No, I want to keep it!
Draco: We found it first, so give it back!
Kid: *Sees his mom walking over to him and drops his ice cream on purpose*WAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Mom: Oh honey, it's okay! I'll buy you another ice cream.
Kid: Those guys in the pool were being mean to me mommy, they threw this ball at me and that's why I dropped my ice cream. Then I asked if I could keep it, and they said no! I deserve to keep it because they threw it at me! WWWAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Draco: *Gets out of the pool* Hey lady, your kid totally twisted the story around.
Ron: *Gets out as well* Yeah.
Mom: Like, I'd believe you punks! You apologize to my kid right now! Let him keep the ball and for being so careless and reckless, you should buy him a new ice cream! HOW DARE YOU MAKE MY SON CRY!
Ron: Lady, just listen to what really happened...
Mom: NO! You punks have no respect for authority or your elders!
*Over by the sun chairs*
Glossy: Hey, Hermione *nudges her*
Hermione: What?
Glossy: Draco and Ron are getting scolded by some hag, maybe we should check it out.
Hermione: Yeah, I guess we should.
*The girls walk over*
Hermione: What's going on, Draco, Ron?
Mom: Oh, and who is this!? You're hoochies?!
Glossy and Hermione: ..........!!!!!!
Hermione: You wait a minute miss, we are not hoochies.
Glossy: Yeah, why don't you just calm down and tell us what's going on?
Draco and Ron: *Tell their side of the story*
Hermione: You didn't have to tell us that, we saw that happen.
Glossy: Miss, I'm sorry to say, but your kid's a liar.
Mom: There you all go again! No RESPECT! My kid WOULD NOT LIE!!!!
Ron: There you go again YOU OLD HAG! JUDGING US JUST BECAUSE WE'RE TEENAGERS!
Mom: Come on Johnny! Let's go, I don't want to be insulted by hooligans! Grabs her kid and walks off*
Draco: What a psycho!
Glossy: Tell me about it! We saw the whole thing.
Hermione: I know, what a bratty kid.
Ron: I don't know about you guys, but that witch ruined the fun, how about we go get clean so we can go out later tonight.
All: Yeah, good plan.
*They all walk back in the hotel*
***DragonBall Z announcer guy: Last time with the game show freaks, they were plotting on making our favorite posse playing a new game, but we were all left in suspense wondering who the hell was in that arm chair! Let's find out!***
*Somebody turns around in the arm chair and it's DUN DUN DUN! THE SQUIRREL!!!
Game Show Guy: Well, if it isn't the Squirrel! How's our last times winner?
Random Guy 1: That thing nearly gave me a heart attack, it-
Game Show Guy: Put a cork in it Casey! Now, *ahem* Mr. Squirrel we've been planing on making a total un-original dating game show and well, I was wondering if you'd like to be in it...
Random Guy 1 (who has now revealed to be "Casey"): Sir, last time you did this it turned out to be a total disaster!
Game Show Guy: Sssshh!!! So, how about it?
Squirrel: *Gives a look like "What's in it for me?"*
Game Show Guy: Well, that one kid with the red hair will be there, that's terrified of you; should be fun going on a date with him right?
Squirrel: *Nods and gives him an "I'm in" look while shaking his hand*
Game Show Guy: This is perfect! Let's go find those kids!
~*~ ~*~ ~*~
Some random person: Hey, you in the tree! Are you alive!?
Harry: *His eyes finally open* Wha?
*A large crowd has now formed around the tree, but everybody was too stupid to call professional help*
Harry: Uh, my head...I've gotta get out of the tree...CAN SOMEBODY GET ME DOWN?
*Everybody in the crowd looks at each other and shrugs*
Harry: WELL!?
Random person 2: Are you alright?
Harry: Yeah, I think so...
*The crowd walks away*
Harry: HEY! How am I supposed to get down!? Where are you all going?! THIS IS JUST GREAT!!!!!!! Must release anger by screaming, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *there's a cracking sound* What? *looks down and the branch is broken* Help...*starts falling* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!!
*Ends up bouncing off a lamp post and landing safely in a building threw an open window*
Harry: That was a close one...hey, where am I?
*A female brunette with glasses looks up at him named Dr. Smith*
Dr. Smith: I'm a psychiatrist.
Harry: Really? How convenient, I need some help, I'm over stressed.
Dr. Smith: Lay down on this couch and we can get started.
Harry: *Lies on the couch*
Dr. Smith: *Sits down with a clipboard* Okay, what's on your mind first of all and what's your name?
Harry: Harry Potter. Well, my friends can really get annoying, it usually wouldn't bother me but it's gotten to a certain extent. They can get a little too crazy.
Dr. Smith: I see, go on.
Harry: And my one friend, who used to be my girlfriend dumped me.
Dr. Smith: I see, dumping can be tough on a person.
*This goes on for hours and Dr. Smith just keeps saying "I see" after five hours*
Harry: DOCTOR! All you keep saying is "I SEE!"
Dr. Smith: Well, Harry the answer to your problems are simple, you just need a break from your friends and to relax,
then you shouldn't get so stressed. Don't you feel better that you just talked about it? *really annoyed because he's taking so long*
Harry: Hey, you're right! I do feel better! Thanks! I don't think I'll need to be relaxing, I feel great! Thanks for listening! *Walks towards the door*
Dr. Smith: Sir, where's my money?
Harry: I'm not paying you for listening to me, sorry doctor. *Walks out the door*
Dr. Smith:...............!!!!!!!
*Harry walks back to the hotel and opens the hotel door*
Harry: *Cheerful* Hey guys! Sorry I got over stressed. I'm fine now, I went to a psychiatrist. Where we heading tonight?
Glossy: *Finishing her make-up* We're just going out to eat and going shopping.
Harry: Sounds good. I'm gonna clean up *goes in the bathroom*
Ron: Crap! We're out of ice! Hermione, go get some!
Hermione: ME? Why can't you get it yourself, huh?
Ron: I'm too...important.
Hermione: Whatever, Ron. *Goes out to get more ice* Now which way was it again? *goes the wrong way and gets lost for hours*
*Everyone is waiting for Hermione in the room*
Glossy: I say we just go without her...I'm sick of waiting.
Draco: Yeah me too, I'm starved yo!
Ron: Yeah, let's just go.
*The four of them go out to the restaurant and get seated*
Glossy: It's great we got seated right away.
Harry, Ron, and Draco: Yeah.
**Little do they know the Game Show Guy, the Squirrel, and Casey are hiding behind their menus at a table next to them***
Game Show Guy: Okay, we pop out in exactly three seconds!
Casey: One...two...three!
*They all pop up!*
Glossy, Ron, Harry, and Draco: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Everyone in the restaurant shrugs and starts screaming also while waving their arms around*
Squirrel: *Glares*
*Everyone goes silent*
Squirrel: *Nods*
Harry: I thought we got rid of you forever!
Game Show Guy: NOT QUITE! Listen, my ratings have been terribly low and I need you guys, featuring the Squirrel to be in another game show!
Ron: Why do you need us?
Casey: Well, that's when our ratings were-
Game Show Guy: BEST! And put a sock in it Casey, who told you to talk.
Glossy: Who the hell is Casey?
Game Show Guy: My personal assistant. So how about it?
Draco: Well...I suppose, we don't really have anything better to do...right guys?
Glossy: Well, I guess...
Ron: How do we play?
Game Show Guy: Well, we pair you up at random and then you each go on your own dates. If you end up liking the person you don't ditch them at random in the date, but if you hate the person you can ditch them after thirty minutes into the date, because you have to be with them for a little while. IF, you get ditched you have to search for that person and beg for them to go on a second date. If you both ditch each other you have to go on ten dates.
Harry: And how is that fair?
Squirrel: *Glares at Harry*
Harry: I'm sorry! I shouldn't have asked!
Ron: *Whispers* See, it is creepy isn't it! I hate that animal! It's creepy! Isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it?
Harry: *Yells* YES!!!
Squirrel: *Glares at Harry*
Harry: I'M SORRY!!!
Squirrel: *Knocks Harry's drink over*
Harry: *Cries*
Game Show Guy: Good! So it's agreed! Hey where's that bushy haired girl? It's un-even without her...and then we won't be able to play.
Ron: She got lost while getting more ice in the hotel.
Casey: So what are we going to do sir?
Glossy: *Thinks* Hmmmm....I got it! I know who we can get on the show to take her place while she's gone! THE AMAZING REDHEADED WONDER!
All: WHAT?!
Glossy: Also known as, the one and only Sidra McKellin! One of my good friends.
Game Show Guy: That'll be great! Okay, we start the game show tomorrow!
Glossy: Alright!
Harry: Glossy, who is this Sidra?
Glossy: Oh, you'll find out soon enough....
***DragonBall Z announcer guy: Well, well, The Game Show guy has scheduled a new game show with our group. Will Hermione ever find her way to the ice machine? And with Sidra McKellin taking the place of Hermione, what is to happen? Find out next time on "A Harry Potter Christmas"!***
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