CHAPTER 3

DEAD THINGS

DISCLAIMER: DON'T OWN ANYTHING

AT THE DORM ROOMS

Ling: I can't believe you ran Julia's cat over!!

Jin: I didn't mean to!!! And wait a minute, we both ran the cat over!

Ling: Okay, so what do we do with the cat?!?!?!

Jin: I have an idea.

A FEW MINUTES LATER

Ling: Jin where did you put her cat?!?!

Jin: I put it in Julia's room.

Ling: YOU PUT HER DEAD CAT IN A ROOM WITH HER!! SHE LOVES THAT THING!

Jin: Well I mean so we wouldn't have to feel awkward when she ask where her cat is.

Ling: No she'll just go straight to, who killed Mr.Kittypoo.

Jin: She named the cat Mr. Kittypoo. What kind of person would name their cat Kittypoo???!!?

Ling: That's not the important part!!

Jin: Alright. Then we

Julia: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! MR. KITTYPOO!!!

Ling: Good job Jin, she's in her dorm room and we could hear her! And Jin where did you leave Mr. Kittypoo?

Jin: I just dropped it on her.. Bed!

Ling: Jin!!! *hits him on the head*

Jin: Ow.

Ling: Okay what do we do now?

Jin: We make a run for it!!!

AT THE LAUNDRY ROOM

Kazuya: Alright, I'm trying to be calm about this Dean.

Baek: How can you be calm about this, you have a firearm in your hand!!!

Kazuya: I just found this lying around and I was going to give it to the proper authorities!

Baek: I bet!! *the door pops open and knocks the gun trigger and firing*

Kazuya: Oh my @#$@#^&*@!!

Jin: Mr. Mishima???

Ling: What are you doing here? Oh my gosh, the Dean!!

Jin: You shot the Dean! You must have loved Jun a lot!!

Ling: You're having an affair with his wife?!?!

Kazuya: Shut up Jin! I didn't shoot him, it was an accident. It was your entire fault! You opened the door that knocked the me into pulling the trigger.

Ling: What was your hand doing on the trigger anyways!!?

Julia: I found you guys!! Something happened to Mr.Kittypoo!!! Wait a minute, Mr. Mishima? Why are you carrying a gun?!?! The DEAN?!!? *Jin punches her out*

Ling: What do we do with her?!?!?

Kazuya: Well I don't plan on killing anyone else.

Jin: Well neither do I. We killed Julia's cat.

Kazuya: You mean the stupidest cat ever?!!??!

Ling: Let's just get gather up and do something!!

Kazuya: We do what every criminal does, run.

Ling: Hey I'm not a criminal!!

IN KAZUYA'S CAR

Kazuya: Alright, we're on the lamb kids.

Ling: If we get arrested, I'll tell everyone you guys were kidnapping me.

Jin: What you were apart of this Ling. You've heard of baggage to a crime!! You're in the field of law.

Ling: Jin, I think we just need to calm down and just, hope we don't get arrested.

Jin: Alright, we sound like some comedy. We just have to be calm about this and just find a way to get out of this.

THE NEXT DAY

AT THE DORM ROOM

Jin: Well that was one heck of a night.

Ling: Jin shut up. We're just lucky the Dean wasn't dead, and that he forgot about the whole incident.

Jin: What happened to Julia?

Ling: You must have hit her really hard. She forgot about it too.

Jin: Well I'm going to get something to eat.

Ling: Sure, I'm hungry as well.

AT JUN'S CLASSROOM

Jun: I can't believe you shot my husband!

Kazuya: No one else knows.

Jun: Kazuya, this can't continue anymore. That Kazama boy knows about us.

Kazuya: Jun, you're the only thing I got left.

Jun: You saw but you never mean it.

Kazuya: Fine. Its over.

Jun: Thank you.

Kazuya: I'm just going to leave now.

Jun: Kazuya, please don't take it hard.

Kazuya: I'm fine Jun. I'm just fine.

Jun: No your not.

Kazuya: I FINE!

Jun: You're not fine!!! You're going to get a drink tonight!

Kazuya: Is it a crime? You're not my wife!!

Jun: You do this every time you sulk Kazuya! Your going to get hurt!!

Kazuya: Does it matter to you anymore?

Jun: Don't you dare throw this back in my face! Just please don't be

Kazuya: What? Sad? Masochist!?!?

Jun: You are just horrible sometimes, you know that Kazuya?

Kazuya: I think I knew that already.