CHAPTER 3
DEAD THINGS
DISCLAIMER: DON'T OWN ANYTHING
AT THE DORM ROOMS
Ling: I can't believe you ran Julia's cat over!!
Jin: I didn't mean to!!! And wait a minute, we both ran the cat over!
Ling: Okay, so what do we do with the cat?!?!?!
Jin: I have an idea.
A FEW MINUTES LATER
Ling: Jin where did you put her cat?!?!
Jin: I put it in Julia's room.
Ling: YOU PUT HER DEAD CAT IN A ROOM WITH HER!! SHE LOVES THAT THING!
Jin: Well I mean so we wouldn't have to feel awkward when she ask where her cat is.
Ling: No she'll just go straight to, who killed Mr.Kittypoo.
Jin: She named the cat Mr. Kittypoo. What kind of person would name their cat Kittypoo???!!?
Ling: That's not the important part!!
Jin: Alright. Then we
Julia: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! MR. KITTYPOO!!!
Ling: Good job Jin, she's in her dorm room and we could hear her! And Jin where did you leave Mr. Kittypoo?
Jin: I just dropped it on her.. Bed!
Ling: Jin!!! *hits him on the head*
Jin: Ow.
Ling: Okay what do we do now?
Jin: We make a run for it!!!
AT THE LAUNDRY ROOM
Kazuya: Alright, I'm trying to be calm about this Dean.
Baek: How can you be calm about this, you have a firearm in your hand!!!
Kazuya: I just found this lying around and I was going to give it to the proper authorities!
Baek: I bet!! *the door pops open and knocks the gun trigger and firing*
Kazuya: Oh my @#$@#^&*@!!
Jin: Mr. Mishima???
Ling: What are you doing here? Oh my gosh, the Dean!!
Jin: You shot the Dean! You must have loved Jun a lot!!
Ling: You're having an affair with his wife?!?!
Kazuya: Shut up Jin! I didn't shoot him, it was an accident. It was your entire fault! You opened the door that knocked the me into pulling the trigger.
Ling: What was your hand doing on the trigger anyways!!?
Julia: I found you guys!! Something happened to Mr.Kittypoo!!! Wait a minute, Mr. Mishima? Why are you carrying a gun?!?! The DEAN?!!? *Jin punches her out*
Ling: What do we do with her?!?!?
Kazuya: Well I don't plan on killing anyone else.
Jin: Well neither do I. We killed Julia's cat.
Kazuya: You mean the stupidest cat ever?!!??!
Ling: Let's just get gather up and do something!!
Kazuya: We do what every criminal does, run.
Ling: Hey I'm not a criminal!!
IN KAZUYA'S CAR
Kazuya: Alright, we're on the lamb kids.
Ling: If we get arrested, I'll tell everyone you guys were kidnapping me.
Jin: What you were apart of this Ling. You've heard of baggage to a crime!! You're in the field of law.
Ling: Jin, I think we just need to calm down and just, hope we don't get arrested.
Jin: Alright, we sound like some comedy. We just have to be calm about this and just find a way to get out of this.
THE NEXT DAY
AT THE DORM ROOM
Jin: Well that was one heck of a night.
Ling: Jin shut up. We're just lucky the Dean wasn't dead, and that he forgot about the whole incident.
Jin: What happened to Julia?
Ling: You must have hit her really hard. She forgot about it too.
Jin: Well I'm going to get something to eat.
Ling: Sure, I'm hungry as well.
AT JUN'S CLASSROOM
Jun: I can't believe you shot my husband!
Kazuya: No one else knows.
Jun: Kazuya, this can't continue anymore. That Kazama boy knows about us.
Kazuya: Jun, you're the only thing I got left.
Jun: You saw but you never mean it.
Kazuya: Fine. Its over.
Jun: Thank you.
Kazuya: I'm just going to leave now.
Jun: Kazuya, please don't take it hard.
Kazuya: I'm fine Jun. I'm just fine.
Jun: No your not.
Kazuya: I FINE!
Jun: You're not fine!!! You're going to get a drink tonight!
Kazuya: Is it a crime? You're not my wife!!
Jun: You do this every time you sulk Kazuya! Your going to get hurt!!
Kazuya: Does it matter to you anymore?
Jun: Don't you dare throw this back in my face! Just please don't be
Kazuya: What? Sad? Masochist!?!?
Jun: You are just horrible sometimes, you know that Kazuya?
Kazuya: I think I knew that already.
DEAD THINGS
DISCLAIMER: DON'T OWN ANYTHING
AT THE DORM ROOMS
Ling: I can't believe you ran Julia's cat over!!
Jin: I didn't mean to!!! And wait a minute, we both ran the cat over!
Ling: Okay, so what do we do with the cat?!?!?!
Jin: I have an idea.
A FEW MINUTES LATER
Ling: Jin where did you put her cat?!?!
Jin: I put it in Julia's room.
Ling: YOU PUT HER DEAD CAT IN A ROOM WITH HER!! SHE LOVES THAT THING!
Jin: Well I mean so we wouldn't have to feel awkward when she ask where her cat is.
Ling: No she'll just go straight to, who killed Mr.Kittypoo.
Jin: She named the cat Mr. Kittypoo. What kind of person would name their cat Kittypoo???!!?
Ling: That's not the important part!!
Jin: Alright. Then we
Julia: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! MR. KITTYPOO!!!
Ling: Good job Jin, she's in her dorm room and we could hear her! And Jin where did you leave Mr. Kittypoo?
Jin: I just dropped it on her.. Bed!
Ling: Jin!!! *hits him on the head*
Jin: Ow.
Ling: Okay what do we do now?
Jin: We make a run for it!!!
AT THE LAUNDRY ROOM
Kazuya: Alright, I'm trying to be calm about this Dean.
Baek: How can you be calm about this, you have a firearm in your hand!!!
Kazuya: I just found this lying around and I was going to give it to the proper authorities!
Baek: I bet!! *the door pops open and knocks the gun trigger and firing*
Kazuya: Oh my @#$@#^&*@!!
Jin: Mr. Mishima???
Ling: What are you doing here? Oh my gosh, the Dean!!
Jin: You shot the Dean! You must have loved Jun a lot!!
Ling: You're having an affair with his wife?!?!
Kazuya: Shut up Jin! I didn't shoot him, it was an accident. It was your entire fault! You opened the door that knocked the me into pulling the trigger.
Ling: What was your hand doing on the trigger anyways!!?
Julia: I found you guys!! Something happened to Mr.Kittypoo!!! Wait a minute, Mr. Mishima? Why are you carrying a gun?!?! The DEAN?!!? *Jin punches her out*
Ling: What do we do with her?!?!?
Kazuya: Well I don't plan on killing anyone else.
Jin: Well neither do I. We killed Julia's cat.
Kazuya: You mean the stupidest cat ever?!!??!
Ling: Let's just get gather up and do something!!
Kazuya: We do what every criminal does, run.
Ling: Hey I'm not a criminal!!
IN KAZUYA'S CAR
Kazuya: Alright, we're on the lamb kids.
Ling: If we get arrested, I'll tell everyone you guys were kidnapping me.
Jin: What you were apart of this Ling. You've heard of baggage to a crime!! You're in the field of law.
Ling: Jin, I think we just need to calm down and just, hope we don't get arrested.
Jin: Alright, we sound like some comedy. We just have to be calm about this and just find a way to get out of this.
THE NEXT DAY
AT THE DORM ROOM
Jin: Well that was one heck of a night.
Ling: Jin shut up. We're just lucky the Dean wasn't dead, and that he forgot about the whole incident.
Jin: What happened to Julia?
Ling: You must have hit her really hard. She forgot about it too.
Jin: Well I'm going to get something to eat.
Ling: Sure, I'm hungry as well.
AT JUN'S CLASSROOM
Jun: I can't believe you shot my husband!
Kazuya: No one else knows.
Jun: Kazuya, this can't continue anymore. That Kazama boy knows about us.
Kazuya: Jun, you're the only thing I got left.
Jun: You saw but you never mean it.
Kazuya: Fine. Its over.
Jun: Thank you.
Kazuya: I'm just going to leave now.
Jun: Kazuya, please don't take it hard.
Kazuya: I'm fine Jun. I'm just fine.
Jun: No your not.
Kazuya: I FINE!
Jun: You're not fine!!! You're going to get a drink tonight!
Kazuya: Is it a crime? You're not my wife!!
Jun: You do this every time you sulk Kazuya! Your going to get hurt!!
Kazuya: Does it matter to you anymore?
Jun: Don't you dare throw this back in my face! Just please don't be
Kazuya: What? Sad? Masochist!?!?
Jun: You are just horrible sometimes, you know that Kazuya?
Kazuya: I think I knew that already.
