CHAPTER 4

GONE FISHING

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Jin: Geesh, I'm failing math!

Ling: Ms. Jun is crazy; I'm getting a C in her class.

Jin: Well maybe we should plan a murder. We got away with one already, how about going for a number #2?

Ling: Jin, we killed a cat. If it was a human being, it would probably be only manslaughter. If we kill someone now, we would be put on death row with the policy of three strikes and your out, because we were apart of Baek getting shot, as well as it being First Degree murder.

Jin: Sometimes I wish you were majoring in math. Then you wouldn't have to talk as much.

Ling: I feel so loved

Jin: You should.

Ling: What should I do with this warm feeling inside?

Jin: You should bottle it up and sell it.

Ling: yeah, Pure Ling happiness. No artificially flavorings added.

Jin: Yup, now when kids are sad around the world, they can say, how about some Ling Happiness.

Ling: It would make anyone's day.

Jin: I'm so happy.

Ling: I'm the one that suppose to be happy.

Jin: And why can't I be happy.

Ling: Because it doesn't have the yin and yang philosophy.

Jin: But its symmetry.

Ling: It's always about symmetry to you isn't?

Jin: When will it never be about it?

Ling: I'm soooo glad I didn't sleep in and spend my Saturday with you Jin. It so beats sleeping and just relaxing.

Jin: Well you said okay to go fishing. And you always whine about that we don't' spend enough time. Well now we are spending time.

Ling: Jin, its 2 in the morning.

Jin: Have I told you have natural beauty?

Ling: Don't even try to suck up to me.

Jin: Well we're going to get some raw worms and fish!!

Ling: You seem perky. You're never perky. You look like Jin but you too friendly. What have you done to Jin?

Jin: I killed him in blind rage and somehow put his flesh over me.

Ling: Jin I'm drinking coffee. No more talking.

Jin: Alright.

IN JIN'S CAR

Ling: Okay so we're driving to the lake nearby.

Jin: Yup, I already picked up the worms.

Ling: That's what smells. I just thought you smelled that way in the morning.

Jin: Yeah, it's an aftershave called Al' Fish.

Ling: It almost sounds good as your idea for octopus cola.

Jin: Hey it would have sold millions but of course you have stopped my plans.

Ling: I told you the soda reeked.

Jin: Have you ever wondering what it would be like to be a fish.

Ling: Well that's the most interesting question you have ever asked me and I will have to really think about that one Jin.

Jin: I enjoy your enthusiasm. It keeps me from going insane.

Ling: Thanks Jin.

Jin: You can call me jitterbug.

Ling: That would be cute if I wasn't tired and annoyed.

Jin: Ling, have you ever.

Ling: Before you ask that question, really think about how I am going to answer that question of yours?

Jin: I have never really thought of it like that.

Ling: I'm glad I've opened a new horizon to you .

Jin: My eyes are truly opened. I've seen the light.

Ling: Shut up Jin.

Jin: Xiao, have you ever what would happen if I took a vow of silence?

Ling: Why would you take a vow of silence?

Jin: To make life interesting.

Ling: We'll it will be an excuse to get into those sign language classes for free.

Jin: Who is against free stuff?

Ling: Evil crazy people.

Jin: Ling, aren't you suppose to be eating something?

Ling: You didn't give me anything to eat you idiot.

Jin: I have a snickers bar in the lower compartment.

Ling: You really have your priorities straight.

Jin: I also have cd's in my lower compartment.

Ling: Jin, you're the smartest man alive.

Jin: I thank you for the compliment but its not going to eat you out of fishing.

Ling: Crap.

Jin: Alright, while we are one the lake, don't rock the boat. I don't get plan to get wet at 5 in the morning.

Ling: I didn't expect to be awaked by you at 1 in the morning. Don't you have any other friends to go fishing with?

Jin: Actually no. You're my favorite person in the world Xiao.

Ling: I would have liked that if I wasn't half asleep. And that comment was full of sarcasm.

Jin: You can never go on without analyzing a situation.

Ling: What kind of lawyer would I be without that skill?

Jin: A nice one.

Ling: Jin what is your real motive for bringing me on this fishing trip?

Jin: I like to send time with you Xiao.

Ling: And?

Jin: I already asked everyone else and they said no.

Ling: Thank you for finally telling the truth.

Jin: No problem, won't plan do that once again.

Ling: If I catch a bigger fish than, you have to promise to never do this to me ever again. Alright?

Jin: But you're my favorite person in the world!!

Ling: If you say that again, there will be no more of eating solid food.

Jin: Yes mother.

Ling: So, you want to stop anywhere to eat Jin?

Jin: Well I know this great breakfast place.

Ling: Let me guess, it's a great breakfast place, but it's actually a bed and breakfast and we get so happy we stay there until we learn that the inn keeper is a skits frantic and thinks he's mother is telling him to kill everyone. And the first notion the guy gets is to look in the shower where oddly I will be and die a horrible nudey death.

Jin: I should have never let you watch Psycho.

Ling: Yeah. Your right about one thing smart boy.

Jin: Ling.

Ling: Yes Jin?

Jin: Do you like blueberry pancakes?

Ling: I'm more of a waffle girl if I say so.

Jin: Well that just ruins my plan.

Ling: Of what?

Jin: I don't know, did I have a plan in the first place?

Ling: Did you or did you not?

Jin: We sound like an old married couple.

Ling: I hope not. I'm not getting married to you.

Jin: That is what all the women say.

Ling: Jin, have you married before? Are there kids are should be warned about.

Jin: I tried to think of a witty comeback, sorry.

Ling: Next time, leave me to the comebacks, you just suck at them.

Jin: Fine.

Ling: Alright, I love your little one liners.

Jin: What else do you love about me?

Ling: That your egotistical and strangely dark.

Jin: Thanks.

Ling: Remember, think happy thoughts.

Jin: I would think happy thoughts, but I'm too egotistical.

Ling: You're right another thing Jin. That's two in a row for you! So Jin, how is your booking doing?

Jin: Its doing fine.

Ling: Well that was a light and easy subject.

Jin: Should we add more content to that subject to make you happy Xiao?

Ling: Tell me something about your story!!

Jin: Fine, two kids meet and fall in love. The end.

Ling: That is stupid.

Jin: Fine, I'll make the guy confused about if he wants to marry one girl or the other girl. The girl will, have been a man before a freak accident during a tonsillectomy this man gets surgically turned into a woman.

Ling: Well that adds an odd twist.

Jin: Yeah.

Ling: that has the most stupidest story I have ever heard.

Jin : I knew you were going to make fun of my ideas. That's all you ever do.

Ling: I'm sorry Jin, will your small head ever forgive me?

Jin: Yes. Yes it has.

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