CHAPTER 5
BLACKMAIL
Disclaimer: Don't own anything.
Blackmail
Jin: I need sleep. The mid-terms have fried my brains out.
Ling: I had French fries.
Jin: Was that really that important?
Ling: Eh, I tried to make you feel better.
Jin: I don't like French fries.
Ling: Eh Jin, you don't like anything.
Jin: I like many things!
Ling: Well have you study for math?
Jin: Ms. Jun is crazy; trying to study for her test is stupid.
Ling: I like your way of thinking.
Jin: Thanks, I'm proud of myself.
Ling: That's great.
Jin: So where are you going today?
Ling: I'm having lunch with Steve.
Jin: Oh..
Ling: You don't like Steve because he got author of the month.
Jin: I don't trust him.
Ling: Okay, if there was a house burning down, would you save him or a casserole.
Jin: Tell me what kind of casserole it is.
Ling: Does it really matter?
Jin: I just don't like him Ling.
Ling: He's not a perverted stalker. I'm pretty sure of that.
Jin: Eh, even if he was one, he's a poser.
Ling: When did trendy lingo make it into your vocabulary?
Jin: It's all in the pure madness and the hypocrisies of life.
Ling: You always have to say something like that don't you?
Jin: Well I'm a hypocrite. Are you?
Ling: Sure Jin, I'm a hypocrite.
Jin: I'm also; stale, boring, cynical, and I procrastinate.
Ling: Well that is new great insight into the mind of Jin.
Jin: You learn a new thing every day.
Ling: I'll remember that from now on.
Jin: You better.
Ling: I'm frightened now Jin.
Jin: I' m sorry Ling. I should go down into the darkest pits of myself and understand the part of me that frightened you.
Ling: Your brand of sarcasm I would like to tune out.
Jin: You have selective hearing?
Ling: Wow, I wish I did so I wouldn't have to listen to you all the time.
Jin: You know you love me!
Ling: I love you Jin. You're like a dog to me.
Jin: I've moving up the Ling chain, from scum to dead pet.
Ling: How do you know I have a dead pet?
Jin: How would I even know that you have a pet.
Ling: Well other than a highly educated guess , as I emphasize highly or you're a crazy stalker.
Jin: Exactly.
Ling: I'm glad I've had this conversation with you Jin. But I got to go.
Jin: You just want to get away.
Ling: Over the years I have learned to get away by lying extremely well.
AFTER MS.JUN CLASS
Jin: What am I going to get in your class?
Jun: Well Jin, you haven't done very well this semester, you got a D
Jin: What? How did I get a D?!?!?!
Jun: Well weren't doing that well on my tests.
Jin: That is ridiculous!!! How can we pass a class when all we do is have impromptu quizzes all the time?!?!
Jun: Well maybe you should go over what we learn everyday!
Jin: But I don't have time for that, no one does!
Jun: Really Mr. Kazama?
Jin: Let me take a retake or something because my parents are going to kill me!!
Jun: I'm not going to give you special treatment!!!!
Jin: I need to get a good grade here! I could lost my scholarship because of how stupid you are!
Jun: Excuse me?!?!?!!?!?!?!
Jin: Ms. Jun, I'll expose you to everyone. The whole friggin' world!!
Jun: It's over between me and Mr. Mishima!
Jin: It doesn't matters, it happened. You can't change that!
Jun: Are you blackmailing me Mr. Kazama?!?!
Jin: Ding Ding, we have a smart one here!!! State the obvious why don't you?!?!?!
Jun: I want you to get out of my room!
Jin: What if I don't?!?!?
Jun: Leave the classroom!!! I want you leave!!
Baek: Excuse me, what is going on here?
Jun: Mr. Kazama was just leaving.
AT LUNCH
Steve: So Ling.
Ling: You can call me Xiaoyu.
Steve: that's cool.
Ling: So, I was actually interested in your writing.
Steve: I'm glad.
Ling: Actually I was talking to a good friend of mine, and he said that Mr. Poignant was your best peace of work.
Steve: Its one of best? I didn't know people felt that way.
Ling: Well it dead get published around the school.
Steve: I'll give you a copy later. So Xiaoyu, tell me a little about yourself.
Ling: Well I'm majoring in law and Jin hates when I talk to him about it. And.
Steve: Oh, your friends with Jin Kazama?
Ling: Yeah. So I'm Chinese and well, what else do you want to know.
Steve: Well *checks his watch* I got to get going. But before you go, I'll get a copy of Mr. Poignant. Its in my car.
Ling: Thanks Steve.
AT THE DORMS
Ling: You actually threatened to blackmailing Ms. Jun?
Jin: It was sort of at the heat of the moment.
Ling: No, it sounds as if you planned it.
Jin: Did I ask you to analyze me?
Ling: No but you were asking for it. Jin you could get in serious trouble if she presses charges!!
Jin: Don't you think I know that already Xiao?
Ling: You have this self- absorption about you Jin. You don't say it and you might not know it , but you are selfish.
Jin: What does that have to do with what we are talking about Xiao?!?!
Ling: You have this self-flaw about needing to feel special, to be different, to have this thing about you that makes you better than everyone else,
Jin: Xiao, its human nature, to stand out!
Ling: Jin, you had this piece of information on Ms. Jun. This made you special and was suppose to give you a right a better grade. Jin, life doesn't work out that way!!
Jin: Xiao, I know what you are telling me already, I've psycho-analyzed the inner workings of my mind before Xiao, I don't need someone else too!
Ling: Well then. I just came here to tell you. Steve story Mr. Poignant is a cheap piece of work plagiarized by a story of a man who wrote a book with the same title.
Jin : Why didn't anyone else notice?
Ling: The original version written by the real author never got printed. The real author is someone I met before. That is the only reason I went to have lunch with Steve.
Jin: So then why don't you tell everyone. Why did you tell me first.
Ling: Because you're my best friend.
CHAPTER 6 REVOLUTIONS AND REVALATIONS
Disclaimer: Don't own anything.
Blackmail
Jin: I need sleep. The mid-terms have fried my brains out.
Ling: I had French fries.
Jin: Was that really that important?
Ling: Eh, I tried to make you feel better.
Jin: I don't like French fries.
Ling: Eh Jin, you don't like anything.
Jin: I like many things!
Ling: Well have you study for math?
Jin: Ms. Jun is crazy; trying to study for her test is stupid.
Ling: I like your way of thinking.
Jin: Thanks, I'm proud of myself.
Ling: That's great.
Jin: So where are you going today?
Ling: I'm having lunch with Steve.
Jin: Oh..
Ling: You don't like Steve because he got author of the month.
Jin: I don't trust him.
Ling: Okay, if there was a house burning down, would you save him or a casserole.
Jin: Tell me what kind of casserole it is.
Ling: Does it really matter?
Jin: I just don't like him Ling.
Ling: He's not a perverted stalker. I'm pretty sure of that.
Jin: Eh, even if he was one, he's a poser.
Ling: When did trendy lingo make it into your vocabulary?
Jin: It's all in the pure madness and the hypocrisies of life.
Ling: You always have to say something like that don't you?
Jin: Well I'm a hypocrite. Are you?
Ling: Sure Jin, I'm a hypocrite.
Jin: I'm also; stale, boring, cynical, and I procrastinate.
Ling: Well that is new great insight into the mind of Jin.
Jin: You learn a new thing every day.
Ling: I'll remember that from now on.
Jin: You better.
Ling: I'm frightened now Jin.
Jin: I' m sorry Ling. I should go down into the darkest pits of myself and understand the part of me that frightened you.
Ling: Your brand of sarcasm I would like to tune out.
Jin: You have selective hearing?
Ling: Wow, I wish I did so I wouldn't have to listen to you all the time.
Jin: You know you love me!
Ling: I love you Jin. You're like a dog to me.
Jin: I've moving up the Ling chain, from scum to dead pet.
Ling: How do you know I have a dead pet?
Jin: How would I even know that you have a pet.
Ling: Well other than a highly educated guess , as I emphasize highly or you're a crazy stalker.
Jin: Exactly.
Ling: I'm glad I've had this conversation with you Jin. But I got to go.
Jin: You just want to get away.
Ling: Over the years I have learned to get away by lying extremely well.
AFTER MS.JUN CLASS
Jin: What am I going to get in your class?
Jun: Well Jin, you haven't done very well this semester, you got a D
Jin: What? How did I get a D?!?!?!
Jun: Well weren't doing that well on my tests.
Jin: That is ridiculous!!! How can we pass a class when all we do is have impromptu quizzes all the time?!?!
Jun: Well maybe you should go over what we learn everyday!
Jin: But I don't have time for that, no one does!
Jun: Really Mr. Kazama?
Jin: Let me take a retake or something because my parents are going to kill me!!
Jun: I'm not going to give you special treatment!!!!
Jin: I need to get a good grade here! I could lost my scholarship because of how stupid you are!
Jun: Excuse me?!?!?!!?!?!?!
Jin: Ms. Jun, I'll expose you to everyone. The whole friggin' world!!
Jun: It's over between me and Mr. Mishima!
Jin: It doesn't matters, it happened. You can't change that!
Jun: Are you blackmailing me Mr. Kazama?!?!
Jin: Ding Ding, we have a smart one here!!! State the obvious why don't you?!?!?!
Jun: I want you to get out of my room!
Jin: What if I don't?!?!?
Jun: Leave the classroom!!! I want you leave!!
Baek: Excuse me, what is going on here?
Jun: Mr. Kazama was just leaving.
AT LUNCH
Steve: So Ling.
Ling: You can call me Xiaoyu.
Steve: that's cool.
Ling: So, I was actually interested in your writing.
Steve: I'm glad.
Ling: Actually I was talking to a good friend of mine, and he said that Mr. Poignant was your best peace of work.
Steve: Its one of best? I didn't know people felt that way.
Ling: Well it dead get published around the school.
Steve: I'll give you a copy later. So Xiaoyu, tell me a little about yourself.
Ling: Well I'm majoring in law and Jin hates when I talk to him about it. And.
Steve: Oh, your friends with Jin Kazama?
Ling: Yeah. So I'm Chinese and well, what else do you want to know.
Steve: Well *checks his watch* I got to get going. But before you go, I'll get a copy of Mr. Poignant. Its in my car.
Ling: Thanks Steve.
AT THE DORMS
Ling: You actually threatened to blackmailing Ms. Jun?
Jin: It was sort of at the heat of the moment.
Ling: No, it sounds as if you planned it.
Jin: Did I ask you to analyze me?
Ling: No but you were asking for it. Jin you could get in serious trouble if she presses charges!!
Jin: Don't you think I know that already Xiao?
Ling: You have this self- absorption about you Jin. You don't say it and you might not know it , but you are selfish.
Jin: What does that have to do with what we are talking about Xiao?!?!
Ling: You have this self-flaw about needing to feel special, to be different, to have this thing about you that makes you better than everyone else,
Jin: Xiao, its human nature, to stand out!
Ling: Jin, you had this piece of information on Ms. Jun. This made you special and was suppose to give you a right a better grade. Jin, life doesn't work out that way!!
Jin: Xiao, I know what you are telling me already, I've psycho-analyzed the inner workings of my mind before Xiao, I don't need someone else too!
Ling: Well then. I just came here to tell you. Steve story Mr. Poignant is a cheap piece of work plagiarized by a story of a man who wrote a book with the same title.
Jin : Why didn't anyone else notice?
Ling: The original version written by the real author never got printed. The real author is someone I met before. That is the only reason I went to have lunch with Steve.
Jin: So then why don't you tell everyone. Why did you tell me first.
Ling: Because you're my best friend.
CHAPTER 6 REVOLUTIONS AND REVALATIONS
