CHAPTER 5 BLACKMAIL

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Blackmail

Jin: I need sleep. The mid-terms have fried my brains out.

Ling: I had French fries.

Jin: Was that really that important?

Ling: Eh, I tried to make you feel better.

Jin: I don't like French fries.

Ling: Eh Jin, you don't like anything.

Jin: I like many things!

Ling: Well have you study for math?

Jin: Ms. Jun is crazy; trying to study for her test is stupid.

Ling: I like your way of thinking.

Jin: Thanks, I'm proud of myself.

Ling: That's great.

Jin: So where are you going today?

Ling: I'm having lunch with Steve.

Jin: Oh..

Ling: You don't like Steve because he got author of the month.

Jin: I don't trust him.

Ling: Okay, if there was a house burning down, would you save him or a casserole.

Jin: Tell me what kind of casserole it is.

Ling: Does it really matter?

Jin: I just don't like him Ling.

Ling: He's not a perverted stalker. I'm pretty sure of that.

Jin: Eh, even if he was one, he's a poser.

Ling: When did trendy lingo make it into your vocabulary?

Jin: It's all in the pure madness and the hypocrisies of life.

Ling: You always have to say something like that don't you?

Jin: Well I'm a hypocrite. Are you?

Ling: Sure Jin, I'm a hypocrite.

Jin: I'm also; stale, boring, cynical, and I procrastinate.

Ling: Well that is new great insight into the mind of Jin.

Jin: You learn a new thing every day.

Ling: I'll remember that from now on.

Jin: You better.

Ling: I'm frightened now Jin.

Jin: I' m sorry Ling. I should go down into the darkest pits of myself and understand the part of me that frightened you.

Ling: Your brand of sarcasm I would like to tune out.

Jin: You have selective hearing?

Ling: Wow, I wish I did so I wouldn't have to listen to you all the time.

Jin: You know you love me!

Ling: I love you Jin. You're like a dog to me.

Jin: I've moving up the Ling chain, from scum to dead pet.

Ling: How do you know I have a dead pet?

Jin: How would I even know that you have a pet.

Ling: Well other than a highly educated guess , as I emphasize highly or you're a crazy stalker.

Jin: Exactly.

Ling: I'm glad I've had this conversation with you Jin. But I got to go.

Jin: You just want to get away.

Ling: Over the years I have learned to get away by lying extremely well.

AFTER MS.JUN CLASS

Jin: What am I going to get in your class?

Jun: Well Jin, you haven't done very well this semester, you got a D

Jin: What? How did I get a D?!?!?!

Jun: Well weren't doing that well on my tests.

Jin: That is ridiculous!!! How can we pass a class when all we do is have impromptu quizzes all the time?!?!

Jun: Well maybe you should go over what we learn everyday!

Jin: But I don't have time for that, no one does!

Jun: Really Mr. Kazama?

Jin: Let me take a retake or something because my parents are going to kill me!!

Jun: I'm not going to give you special treatment!!!!

Jin: I need to get a good grade here! I could lost my scholarship because of how stupid you are!

Jun: Excuse me?!?!?!!?!?!?!

Jin: Ms. Jun, I'll expose you to everyone. The whole friggin' world!!

Jun: It's over between me and Mr. Mishima!

Jin: It doesn't matters, it happened. You can't change that!

Jun: Are you blackmailing me Mr. Kazama?!?!

Jin: Ding Ding, we have a smart one here!!! State the obvious why don't you?!?!?!

Jun: I want you to get out of my room!

Jin: What if I don't?!?!?

Jun: Leave the classroom!!! I want you leave!!

Baek: Excuse me, what is going on here?

Jun: Mr. Kazama was just leaving.

AT LUNCH

Steve: So Ling.

Ling: You can call me Xiaoyu.

Steve: that's cool.

Ling: So, I was actually interested in your writing.

Steve: I'm glad.

Ling: Actually I was talking to a good friend of mine, and he said that Mr. Poignant was your best peace of work.

Steve: Its one of best? I didn't know people felt that way.

Ling: Well it dead get published around the school.

Steve: I'll give you a copy later. So Xiaoyu, tell me a little about yourself.

Ling: Well I'm majoring in law and Jin hates when I talk to him about it. And.

Steve: Oh, your friends with Jin Kazama?

Ling: Yeah. So I'm Chinese and well, what else do you want to know.

Steve: Well *checks his watch* I got to get going. But before you go, I'll get a copy of Mr. Poignant. Its in my car.

Ling: Thanks Steve.

AT THE DORMS

Ling: You actually threatened to blackmailing Ms. Jun?

Jin: It was sort of at the heat of the moment.

Ling: No, it sounds as if you planned it.

Jin: Did I ask you to analyze me?

Ling: No but you were asking for it. Jin you could get in serious trouble if she presses charges!!

Jin: Don't you think I know that already Xiao?

Ling: You have this self- absorption about you Jin. You don't say it and you might not know it , but you are selfish.

Jin: What does that have to do with what we are talking about Xiao?!?!

Ling: You have this self-flaw about needing to feel special, to be different, to have this thing about you that makes you better than everyone else,

Jin: Xiao, its human nature, to stand out!

Ling: Jin, you had this piece of information on Ms. Jun. This made you special and was suppose to give you a right a better grade. Jin, life doesn't work out that way!!

Jin: Xiao, I know what you are telling me already, I've psycho-analyzed the inner workings of my mind before Xiao, I don't need someone else too!

Ling: Well then. I just came here to tell you. Steve story Mr. Poignant is a cheap piece of work plagiarized by a story of a man who wrote a book with the same title.

Jin : Why didn't anyone else notice?

Ling: The original version written by the real author never got printed. The real author is someone I met before. That is the only reason I went to have lunch with Steve.

Jin: So then why don't you tell everyone. Why did you tell me first.

Ling: Because you're my best friend.

CHAPTER 6 REVOLUTIONS AND REVALATIONS