Chapter 13

"Why Jin and Ling love the X-Files"

Disclaimer: Don't own Tekken or the X-Files , the show or the characters Mulder and Scully!!

Summary: Late night confessions from Ling Xiaoyu and Jin Kazama, the
witness? The ever versatile television.

Authors Note: Now that Kazuya is a dead, Baek is in jail, it will end the "Affair Arc", as the two have already comes to terms with the whole situation, its start something new for the two.

Ling: Jin! I got the internship!

Jin: That is great! Let's celebrate!

Ling: I'm not watching When Bears Attack Circus Clowns.

Jin: You always have to ruin my fun don't you Xiao?

Ling: It's one of my pleasures in life.

Jin: I wish ill upon you Xiaoyu.

Ling: If something happens to me, it's your entire fault.

Jin: You and your karmic attitude.

Ling: If I was speaking with karma, then you wishing ill on me would cause ill on yourself.

Jin: It's the whole I'm like rubber and your like glue thing.

Ling: Only its cosmic.

Jin: I was watching TV and this lady thought she was abducted by aliens.

Ling: Cosmic once again.

Jin: Have you ever wonder why the aliens only abduct the stupid people?

Ling: The aliens abducted Mulder,didn't they? And Scully, and hey they are both smart.

Jin: That is a TV show Ling.

Ling: Well I don't believe in aliens.

Jin: What if I do?

Ling: Well I'm fine with that. Unless you join an alien cult.

Jin: You have been watching too many X-Files.

Ling: Speaking of X-Files, the one with the fluke man is on tonight.

Jin: Great, X-Files or Friends.

Ling: I am so glad you know the shows I love Jin.

Jin: No, we are watching When Bears Attack Circus Clowns.

Ling: Come on Jin! Fine we'll make a deal. We'll watch that one show that we love.

Jin: What show?

Ling: Are you mocking me?

Jin: Yes.

Ling : I would be hurt, but then I realize being in a literature group would be enough suffering for you.

Jin: Yes.

Ling: Why did you join the literacy club? Jin you love reading but you hate social gatherings.

Jin: Not when the social gathering talks about books.

Ling: Half of these groups are horrible. The literacy group probably talks about comics and books that have been turned into movies or vice versa.

Jin: I like when you say vice- versa cause then your ugly teeth show.

Ling :I hate you.

Jin: Alright. Let's watch the bear carnage already.

Ling: I am not watching bears attack circus clowns.

Jin: Well I'm not watching the X-files because there just reruns. I don't want to watch Friends and Buffy is on Tuesday.

Ling: I will watch the bear carnage if you make me popcorn

Jin: Yes Queen.

Ling: You might want to be more respectful about that one.

Jin: Yes Queen Ling Xiaoyu, the prettiest smartest queen ever.

Ling: That is what you have to call me at all times!

Jin: Yeah, yeah whatever.

Ling: What is taking so long with the popcorn?

Jin: I just started Ms. Xiaoyu.

Ling: Bears better be really interesting and rips something's intestine out or I'm going to hurt you Jin.

Jin: Shh, the bear just ate that one midget clown.

AT THE LITERCY MEETING

Jin: So. Has anyone read a good book lately?

Marty: I saw this comic..

Jin: Ah, screw it.

AT JIN'S DORM

Ling: Jin, did you have fun at your meeting?

Jin: You were right Ling.

Ling: Aren't I always right?

Jin: Yes Queen Xiaoyu.

Ling: You better grovel now.

Jin: So Ling. It's another night of TV, what do you want to watch?

Ling: How about one of those horrible reality shows.

Jin: I'm not watching another reality show with you.

Ling: Its just TV's way of letting more on the air. Its censorships level was that everything on TV was G but now its rated R.

Jin: Well its how our society is run.

Ling: With drunken, horny men?

Jin: I wouldn't put the word men after that?

Ling: You're calling me a feminist.

Jin: If I did, I would say Ling, you're a feminist.

Ling: But you so implied it.

Jin: I didn't imply a thing.

Ling: Implications!

Jin: Should I go outside and listen to women empowerment videos?

Ling: If it would make you shut up.

Jin: Ling, you have to admit, the bear show last night was awesome.

Ling: I wonder if Binky survived.

Jin : So many questions, so little answers.

Ling: Jin.

Jin: Yeah Ling.

Ling: Where is my blanket?

Jin: I don't know.

Ling: Great, you lost my blanket.

Jin: Technically it was mine.

Ling: You and your technicalities.

Jin: Thanks Ling.

Ling: Maybe we should watch that made for TV movie.

Jin: Is there anything good on?

Ling :I have no clue.

Jin: Maybe we should watch one of those humorous dating shows.

Ling: No more reality. I want good old scripted television programming.

Jin: Maybe we should watch something on the Game Show Network.

Ling: is there really anything to watch on TV?

Jin: So Ling, what are you doing tomorrow?

Ling: Well my internship starts tomorrow, but all I will being doing is bringing people coffee.

Jin :I like coffee, why don't you give it a practice run and go down to the coffee shop and pick me up so coffee?

Ling: Thank you Jin for being so supportive.

Jin: What can I say, I'm a guy?

Ling: That is great, you testosterone animal.

Jin: I knew you were a feminist.

Ling: Okay, now you're going to eat it.

Jin: Eat what?

Ling: Now that I think about it, what in the world does that implies?

Jin: Maybe something funny.

Ling: Jin, shut up.

Jin: No TV makes Ling Xiaoyu unhappy.

Ling: Your right about one thing smart boy.

THE NEXT NIGHT

Jin: Maybe we should go out and eat somewhere.

Ling: I know I need to get out more, the only places that I go other than school and my dorm is yours.

Jin: I'm ever so hurt Ling.

Ling: Should I be asking why?

Jin: Has anyone ever told you that your insane.

Ling: Many people.

Jin: Good, the truth must come out.

Ling: You sound like Mulder.

Jin: Your in love with the X-Files aren't you?

Ling: Is it that bad because I have a crush on Agent Fox Mulder.

Jin: Should I be jealous?

Ling: Extremely.

Jin: And what is it that Mulder has that I don't?

Ling: He handsome.

Jin: I resent that one. I've heard from a few admires that I am quite handsome.

Ling: But Mulder got personality. You know in his nose.

Jin: Alright, what else does Mulder have?

Ling: Well he is really smart.

Jin: I resent that one as well.

Ling: He has a lot of charm.

Jin: I have a lot of charm as well.

Ling: He annoys the heck out of Scully which makes him cute.

Jin: Hey I annoy the heck out of you. And Scully is cooler than you.

Ling: How is that Mr. Jealous of Fox Mulder.

Jin: She got red hair , a rare hair color.

Ling: Yeah, well Scully is Scully.

Jin: And she is smart.

Ling: Just because I don't have a degree in physics doesn't mean anything.

Jin: And she knows how to use a gun.

Ling: Is it all that hard?

Jin: I don't know, but the way she does it, it makes it look hard.

Ling: Isn't it quite funny we're arguing about something so absurd.

Jin: And Scully is hot.

Ling: Jin, its over.

Jin: Hey, I didn't get to say as much. And Scully knows how to fight the paranormal.

Ling: Well if the paranormal try to pick a fight with me, then I'll tell you about it Jin.

Jin: And Scully is a mom, nothing is hotter than that, then being a mom.

Ling: Well sorry about that one Jin.

Jin: So, its 3 in the morning.

Ling: Well it is late.

Jin: Stay here Ling, its late and walking down the streets at three in the morning wouldn't ease my trouble mind.

Ling: Well maybe if Fox Mulder would walk me home.

Jin: Well I'm not Fox Mulder, so your staying the night here.

Ling: Fine, but I get to raid your fridge.

Jin: I'm letting you crash here for tonight and you want to eat my food.

Ling: You do that at my dorm, and then you read all books and throw them all over the floor with food wrappers.

Jin: Well I am not as methodical as you, am I Ling?

Ling: Methodical? How about clean in the first place. Your dorm is always a pig sty.

Jin: Well Kazuya gave me all his stuff.

Ling: Which are all neatly wrapped in boxes! And where is my blanket?

Jin: I found it!

Ling: Alright Jin. I want the couch bed. I love couches that become beds. Its awesome.

Jin: Alright Ling.

Ling: And Jin .

Jin: Yeah Ling?

Ling: I love you.

Jin :I love you too.

As I head for my bedroom I smile. I get to bed and wrap the sheets iand have dreams of Special Agent Ling Xiaoyu.