Chapter 13
"Why Jin and Ling love the X-Files"
Disclaimer: Don't own Tekken or the X-Files , the show or the characters Mulder and Scully!!
Summary: Late night confessions from Ling Xiaoyu and Jin Kazama, the
witness? The ever versatile television.
Authors Note: Now that Kazuya is a dead, Baek is in jail, it will end the "Affair Arc", as the two have already comes to terms with the whole situation, its start something new for the two.
Ling: Jin! I got the internship!
Jin: That is great! Let's celebrate!
Ling: I'm not watching When Bears Attack Circus Clowns.
Jin: You always have to ruin my fun don't you Xiao?
Ling: It's one of my pleasures in life.
Jin: I wish ill upon you Xiaoyu.
Ling: If something happens to me, it's your entire fault.
Jin: You and your karmic attitude.
Ling: If I was speaking with karma, then you wishing ill on me would cause ill on yourself.
Jin: It's the whole I'm like rubber and your like glue thing.
Ling: Only its cosmic.
Jin: I was watching TV and this lady thought she was abducted by aliens.
Ling: Cosmic once again.
Jin: Have you ever wonder why the aliens only abduct the stupid people?
Ling: The aliens abducted Mulder,didn't they? And Scully, and hey they are both smart.
Jin: That is a TV show Ling.
Ling: Well I don't believe in aliens.
Jin: What if I do?
Ling: Well I'm fine with that. Unless you join an alien cult.
Jin: You have been watching too many X-Files.
Ling: Speaking of X-Files, the one with the fluke man is on tonight.
Jin: Great, X-Files or Friends.
Ling: I am so glad you know the shows I love Jin.
Jin: No, we are watching When Bears Attack Circus Clowns.
Ling: Come on Jin! Fine we'll make a deal. We'll watch that one show that we love.
Jin: What show?
Ling: Are you mocking me?
Jin: Yes.
Ling : I would be hurt, but then I realize being in a literature group would be enough suffering for you.
Jin: Yes.
Ling: Why did you join the literacy club? Jin you love reading but you hate social gatherings.
Jin: Not when the social gathering talks about books.
Ling: Half of these groups are horrible. The literacy group probably talks about comics and books that have been turned into movies or vice versa.
Jin: I like when you say vice- versa cause then your ugly teeth show.
Ling :I hate you.
Jin: Alright. Let's watch the bear carnage already.
Ling: I am not watching bears attack circus clowns.
Jin: Well I'm not watching the X-files because there just reruns. I don't want to watch Friends and Buffy is on Tuesday.
Ling: I will watch the bear carnage if you make me popcorn
Jin: Yes Queen.
Ling: You might want to be more respectful about that one.
Jin: Yes Queen Ling Xiaoyu, the prettiest smartest queen ever.
Ling: That is what you have to call me at all times!
Jin: Yeah, yeah whatever.
Ling: What is taking so long with the popcorn?
Jin: I just started Ms. Xiaoyu.
Ling: Bears better be really interesting and rips something's intestine out or I'm going to hurt you Jin.
Jin: Shh, the bear just ate that one midget clown.
AT THE LITERCY MEETING
Jin: So. Has anyone read a good book lately?
Marty: I saw this comic..
Jin: Ah, screw it.
AT JIN'S DORM
Ling: Jin, did you have fun at your meeting?
Jin: You were right Ling.
Ling: Aren't I always right?
Jin: Yes Queen Xiaoyu.
Ling: You better grovel now.
Jin: So Ling. It's another night of TV, what do you want to watch?
Ling: How about one of those horrible reality shows.
Jin: I'm not watching another reality show with you.
Ling: Its just TV's way of letting more on the air. Its censorships level was that everything on TV was G but now its rated R.
Jin: Well its how our society is run.
Ling: With drunken, horny men?
Jin: I wouldn't put the word men after that?
Ling: You're calling me a feminist.
Jin: If I did, I would say Ling, you're a feminist.
Ling: But you so implied it.
Jin: I didn't imply a thing.
Ling: Implications!
Jin: Should I go outside and listen to women empowerment videos?
Ling: If it would make you shut up.
Jin: Ling, you have to admit, the bear show last night was awesome.
Ling: I wonder if Binky survived.
Jin : So many questions, so little answers.
Ling: Jin.
Jin: Yeah Ling.
Ling: Where is my blanket?
Jin: I don't know.
Ling: Great, you lost my blanket.
Jin: Technically it was mine.
Ling: You and your technicalities.
Jin: Thanks Ling.
Ling: Maybe we should watch that made for TV movie.
Jin: Is there anything good on?
Ling :I have no clue.
Jin: Maybe we should watch one of those humorous dating shows.
Ling: No more reality. I want good old scripted television programming.
Jin: Maybe we should watch something on the Game Show Network.
Ling: is there really anything to watch on TV?
Jin: So Ling, what are you doing tomorrow?
Ling: Well my internship starts tomorrow, but all I will being doing is bringing people coffee.
Jin :I like coffee, why don't you give it a practice run and go down to the coffee shop and pick me up so coffee?
Ling: Thank you Jin for being so supportive.
Jin: What can I say, I'm a guy?
Ling: That is great, you testosterone animal.
Jin: I knew you were a feminist.
Ling: Okay, now you're going to eat it.
Jin: Eat what?
Ling: Now that I think about it, what in the world does that implies?
Jin: Maybe something funny.
Ling: Jin, shut up.
Jin: No TV makes Ling Xiaoyu unhappy.
Ling: Your right about one thing smart boy.
THE NEXT NIGHT
Jin: Maybe we should go out and eat somewhere.
Ling: I know I need to get out more, the only places that I go other than school and my dorm is yours.
Jin: I'm ever so hurt Ling.
Ling: Should I be asking why?
Jin: Has anyone ever told you that your insane.
Ling: Many people.
Jin: Good, the truth must come out.
Ling: You sound like Mulder.
Jin: Your in love with the X-Files aren't you?
Ling: Is it that bad because I have a crush on Agent Fox Mulder.
Jin: Should I be jealous?
Ling: Extremely.
Jin: And what is it that Mulder has that I don't?
Ling: He handsome.
Jin: I resent that one. I've heard from a few admires that I am quite handsome.
Ling: But Mulder got personality. You know in his nose.
Jin: Alright, what else does Mulder have?
Ling: Well he is really smart.
Jin: I resent that one as well.
Ling: He has a lot of charm.
Jin: I have a lot of charm as well.
Ling: He annoys the heck out of Scully which makes him cute.
Jin: Hey I annoy the heck out of you. And Scully is cooler than you.
Ling: How is that Mr. Jealous of Fox Mulder.
Jin: She got red hair , a rare hair color.
Ling: Yeah, well Scully is Scully.
Jin: And she is smart.
Ling: Just because I don't have a degree in physics doesn't mean anything.
Jin: And she knows how to use a gun.
Ling: Is it all that hard?
Jin: I don't know, but the way she does it, it makes it look hard.
Ling: Isn't it quite funny we're arguing about something so absurd.
Jin: And Scully is hot.
Ling: Jin, its over.
Jin: Hey, I didn't get to say as much. And Scully knows how to fight the paranormal.
Ling: Well if the paranormal try to pick a fight with me, then I'll tell you about it Jin.
Jin: And Scully is a mom, nothing is hotter than that, then being a mom.
Ling: Well sorry about that one Jin.
Jin: So, its 3 in the morning.
Ling: Well it is late.
Jin: Stay here Ling, its late and walking down the streets at three in the morning wouldn't ease my trouble mind.
Ling: Well maybe if Fox Mulder would walk me home.
Jin: Well I'm not Fox Mulder, so your staying the night here.
Ling: Fine, but I get to raid your fridge.
Jin: I'm letting you crash here for tonight and you want to eat my food.
Ling: You do that at my dorm, and then you read all books and throw them all over the floor with food wrappers.
Jin: Well I am not as methodical as you, am I Ling?
Ling: Methodical? How about clean in the first place. Your dorm is always a pig sty.
Jin: Well Kazuya gave me all his stuff.
Ling: Which are all neatly wrapped in boxes! And where is my blanket?
Jin: I found it!
Ling: Alright Jin. I want the couch bed. I love couches that become beds. Its awesome.
Jin: Alright Ling.
Ling: And Jin .
Jin: Yeah Ling?
Ling: I love you.
Jin :I love you too.
As I head for my bedroom I smile. I get to bed and wrap the sheets iand have dreams of Special Agent Ling Xiaoyu.
"Why Jin and Ling love the X-Files"
Disclaimer: Don't own Tekken or the X-Files , the show or the characters Mulder and Scully!!
Summary: Late night confessions from Ling Xiaoyu and Jin Kazama, the
witness? The ever versatile television.
Authors Note: Now that Kazuya is a dead, Baek is in jail, it will end the "Affair Arc", as the two have already comes to terms with the whole situation, its start something new for the two.
Ling: Jin! I got the internship!
Jin: That is great! Let's celebrate!
Ling: I'm not watching When Bears Attack Circus Clowns.
Jin: You always have to ruin my fun don't you Xiao?
Ling: It's one of my pleasures in life.
Jin: I wish ill upon you Xiaoyu.
Ling: If something happens to me, it's your entire fault.
Jin: You and your karmic attitude.
Ling: If I was speaking with karma, then you wishing ill on me would cause ill on yourself.
Jin: It's the whole I'm like rubber and your like glue thing.
Ling: Only its cosmic.
Jin: I was watching TV and this lady thought she was abducted by aliens.
Ling: Cosmic once again.
Jin: Have you ever wonder why the aliens only abduct the stupid people?
Ling: The aliens abducted Mulder,didn't they? And Scully, and hey they are both smart.
Jin: That is a TV show Ling.
Ling: Well I don't believe in aliens.
Jin: What if I do?
Ling: Well I'm fine with that. Unless you join an alien cult.
Jin: You have been watching too many X-Files.
Ling: Speaking of X-Files, the one with the fluke man is on tonight.
Jin: Great, X-Files or Friends.
Ling: I am so glad you know the shows I love Jin.
Jin: No, we are watching When Bears Attack Circus Clowns.
Ling: Come on Jin! Fine we'll make a deal. We'll watch that one show that we love.
Jin: What show?
Ling: Are you mocking me?
Jin: Yes.
Ling : I would be hurt, but then I realize being in a literature group would be enough suffering for you.
Jin: Yes.
Ling: Why did you join the literacy club? Jin you love reading but you hate social gatherings.
Jin: Not when the social gathering talks about books.
Ling: Half of these groups are horrible. The literacy group probably talks about comics and books that have been turned into movies or vice versa.
Jin: I like when you say vice- versa cause then your ugly teeth show.
Ling :I hate you.
Jin: Alright. Let's watch the bear carnage already.
Ling: I am not watching bears attack circus clowns.
Jin: Well I'm not watching the X-files because there just reruns. I don't want to watch Friends and Buffy is on Tuesday.
Ling: I will watch the bear carnage if you make me popcorn
Jin: Yes Queen.
Ling: You might want to be more respectful about that one.
Jin: Yes Queen Ling Xiaoyu, the prettiest smartest queen ever.
Ling: That is what you have to call me at all times!
Jin: Yeah, yeah whatever.
Ling: What is taking so long with the popcorn?
Jin: I just started Ms. Xiaoyu.
Ling: Bears better be really interesting and rips something's intestine out or I'm going to hurt you Jin.
Jin: Shh, the bear just ate that one midget clown.
AT THE LITERCY MEETING
Jin: So. Has anyone read a good book lately?
Marty: I saw this comic..
Jin: Ah, screw it.
AT JIN'S DORM
Ling: Jin, did you have fun at your meeting?
Jin: You were right Ling.
Ling: Aren't I always right?
Jin: Yes Queen Xiaoyu.
Ling: You better grovel now.
Jin: So Ling. It's another night of TV, what do you want to watch?
Ling: How about one of those horrible reality shows.
Jin: I'm not watching another reality show with you.
Ling: Its just TV's way of letting more on the air. Its censorships level was that everything on TV was G but now its rated R.
Jin: Well its how our society is run.
Ling: With drunken, horny men?
Jin: I wouldn't put the word men after that?
Ling: You're calling me a feminist.
Jin: If I did, I would say Ling, you're a feminist.
Ling: But you so implied it.
Jin: I didn't imply a thing.
Ling: Implications!
Jin: Should I go outside and listen to women empowerment videos?
Ling: If it would make you shut up.
Jin: Ling, you have to admit, the bear show last night was awesome.
Ling: I wonder if Binky survived.
Jin : So many questions, so little answers.
Ling: Jin.
Jin: Yeah Ling.
Ling: Where is my blanket?
Jin: I don't know.
Ling: Great, you lost my blanket.
Jin: Technically it was mine.
Ling: You and your technicalities.
Jin: Thanks Ling.
Ling: Maybe we should watch that made for TV movie.
Jin: Is there anything good on?
Ling :I have no clue.
Jin: Maybe we should watch one of those humorous dating shows.
Ling: No more reality. I want good old scripted television programming.
Jin: Maybe we should watch something on the Game Show Network.
Ling: is there really anything to watch on TV?
Jin: So Ling, what are you doing tomorrow?
Ling: Well my internship starts tomorrow, but all I will being doing is bringing people coffee.
Jin :I like coffee, why don't you give it a practice run and go down to the coffee shop and pick me up so coffee?
Ling: Thank you Jin for being so supportive.
Jin: What can I say, I'm a guy?
Ling: That is great, you testosterone animal.
Jin: I knew you were a feminist.
Ling: Okay, now you're going to eat it.
Jin: Eat what?
Ling: Now that I think about it, what in the world does that implies?
Jin: Maybe something funny.
Ling: Jin, shut up.
Jin: No TV makes Ling Xiaoyu unhappy.
Ling: Your right about one thing smart boy.
THE NEXT NIGHT
Jin: Maybe we should go out and eat somewhere.
Ling: I know I need to get out more, the only places that I go other than school and my dorm is yours.
Jin: I'm ever so hurt Ling.
Ling: Should I be asking why?
Jin: Has anyone ever told you that your insane.
Ling: Many people.
Jin: Good, the truth must come out.
Ling: You sound like Mulder.
Jin: Your in love with the X-Files aren't you?
Ling: Is it that bad because I have a crush on Agent Fox Mulder.
Jin: Should I be jealous?
Ling: Extremely.
Jin: And what is it that Mulder has that I don't?
Ling: He handsome.
Jin: I resent that one. I've heard from a few admires that I am quite handsome.
Ling: But Mulder got personality. You know in his nose.
Jin: Alright, what else does Mulder have?
Ling: Well he is really smart.
Jin: I resent that one as well.
Ling: He has a lot of charm.
Jin: I have a lot of charm as well.
Ling: He annoys the heck out of Scully which makes him cute.
Jin: Hey I annoy the heck out of you. And Scully is cooler than you.
Ling: How is that Mr. Jealous of Fox Mulder.
Jin: She got red hair , a rare hair color.
Ling: Yeah, well Scully is Scully.
Jin: And she is smart.
Ling: Just because I don't have a degree in physics doesn't mean anything.
Jin: And she knows how to use a gun.
Ling: Is it all that hard?
Jin: I don't know, but the way she does it, it makes it look hard.
Ling: Isn't it quite funny we're arguing about something so absurd.
Jin: And Scully is hot.
Ling: Jin, its over.
Jin: Hey, I didn't get to say as much. And Scully knows how to fight the paranormal.
Ling: Well if the paranormal try to pick a fight with me, then I'll tell you about it Jin.
Jin: And Scully is a mom, nothing is hotter than that, then being a mom.
Ling: Well sorry about that one Jin.
Jin: So, its 3 in the morning.
Ling: Well it is late.
Jin: Stay here Ling, its late and walking down the streets at three in the morning wouldn't ease my trouble mind.
Ling: Well maybe if Fox Mulder would walk me home.
Jin: Well I'm not Fox Mulder, so your staying the night here.
Ling: Fine, but I get to raid your fridge.
Jin: I'm letting you crash here for tonight and you want to eat my food.
Ling: You do that at my dorm, and then you read all books and throw them all over the floor with food wrappers.
Jin: Well I am not as methodical as you, am I Ling?
Ling: Methodical? How about clean in the first place. Your dorm is always a pig sty.
Jin: Well Kazuya gave me all his stuff.
Ling: Which are all neatly wrapped in boxes! And where is my blanket?
Jin: I found it!
Ling: Alright Jin. I want the couch bed. I love couches that become beds. Its awesome.
Jin: Alright Ling.
Ling: And Jin .
Jin: Yeah Ling?
Ling: I love you.
Jin :I love you too.
As I head for my bedroom I smile. I get to bed and wrap the sheets iand have dreams of Special Agent Ling Xiaoyu.
