Hexes and Hanyous
Chapter 2: Meetings
By: Dead83
Disclaimer: I don't own a damn thing from Inuyasha and Harry Potter. Enjoy.
It had been two days since the Shard Hunters were stranded in the present with no way to return to their time. Inuyasha and Miroku were sitting down on the sofa in Kagome's living room while still trying to make sense of the what happened to them all. Miroku started to shift uneasily for awhile. Inuyasha unable to stand sitting next to a fidgiting priest went outside to sleep on one of the trees around Kagome's shrine. The hanyou was about to finally fall to sleep when he saw a striped brown cat sitting in the branch next to him. Inuyasha just raised an eyebrow and turned onto his side.
"Ya know you can stop pretending, I already know you're not a real cat." Said Inuyasha which caused the cat to nearly fall out of the tree in shock. The cat then proceeded to climb to the foot of the tree in where it turned into a elderly woman with brown and gray hair in a bun, glasses, and wearing a pitch black robe looked up at him.
"How did you know?" Said the woman in fluent Japanese.
"Easy, I could smell the human all over you, so tell me why you're here or I'll be forced to show you how many ways a cat can be skinned."
"You're just as how Shippo told me, rude."
"Shippo?! Just how do you know the little guy?!"
"Shippo's not as little as you may remember. He wanted for you and your other friends to join him at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizadry."
"How do I know that this isn't some trick?"
"He told us of how you are always subdued whenever a young woman by the name of KagomeHigurashi says sit."
"I still don't believe you."
"He also has the sword that belonged to your elder brother Sesshoumaru. I believe the swords name is Tenseiga."
"Okay so you know the name of the sword, big deal any demon could've known that the pompus bastard carried that weapon. So like it or not you old hag I'm sending you to hell!"
"SIT! SIT! SIT!" Ordered Kagome as Inuyasha was driven into the ground.
"My...spine...you stupid bitch don't you have any clue what you're doing?!"
"Stopping you from harming an old lady."
"But she's a lying witch!"
"Shut it or else I'll say it again."
"Damn you Kagome."
"I'm sorry about him, he can be a little....overprotective and mistrusting at times."
"So I see. You must be Kagome Higurashi am I right?" Said the woman.
"Yes I am, and what is your name?"
"Minerva McGonagall, Transfiguration teacher of Hogwarts."
"Pleased to meet you and why are you here?"
"Like I was telling your rude friend, I've come here to inform you that you, Inuyasha, and your other friend Miroku are able to join and begin to learn magic at Hogwarts."
"Magic?"
"Yes, your friend Shippo suggested that you enroll."
"Shippo, you mean he's alive?"
"Very alive...but he had an accident and he's being tended to at this exact moment at the school."
"What happened?"
"He was attacked by someone but he won't tell us who it is."
"Let's continue this conversation inside."
The two women went inside while a groaning Inuyasha was left behind due to his back being moved out of place. Miroku walked outside to see what all the commotion was to find Inuyasha face flat on the ground. Unable to curn the rise of mischiviousness in his body, Miroku calmly strode forward and walked on Inuyasha while pretending to look for him. This continued for a few minutes before Miroku actually fixed Inuyasha's back. The preist only gulped as he saw Inuyasha get up and crack his knuckles as an evil grin slid across his face. Inside of Kagome's house, McGonagall, Kagome, her mother, and grandfather were all talking over Kagome joining the school while drinking tea.
"So what you're saying is that you want her to learn magic?" Inquired Kagome's mother.
"Yes, she'll be under the tutalege of the finest teachers." Replied McGonagall.
"That sounds wonderful. I think that it would be great for Kagome to get out and experience new things."
"Yes, and she won't have that well to mess with her studies." Snorted her grandfather.
"You were the one coming up with weak excuses and I needed to go back to the past in order to reclaim the shards of the jewel." Said Kagome.
"The Jewel of Four Souls?" Asked McGonagall.
"Yes, how did you know?"
"Because Shippo's mentor had five shards embedded in his forehead."
"Really, and who was his mentor?"
"Sesshoumaru."
"Sesshoumaru?! Why...how?!"
"Shippo said that he went on a journey with him after you were all separated. He also tolds us that Sesshoumaru got over his hatred of humans and had a daughter with a human named Rin."
"Well doesn't that beat all."
"Yes, so will you join us at the school?"
"Yeah."
"Then welcome to Hogwarts young lady."
"But what about your two friends?" Questioned Kagome's mother as Inuyasha and Miroku came barreling into the dining area.
"Come back here priest!" Yelled Inuyasha.
"Can't you take a joke Inuyasha?!" Screeched Miroku in fear.
"Oh yeah, I'll show the joke of a lifetime! Come back here and get castrated!"
"Hell no! I'm not losing my special friends!"
".......They're also to come." Sighed McGonagall.
"Did I forget to mention that this is a regular thing?" Sighed Kagome as she walked off to stop the ensuing bloodshed.
Kagome was able to calm the irate hanyou down with the threat of being sat eighty times over a pond. Afterward they went back inside and continued to speak with McGonagall about their future at Hogwarts. Six hours later Kagome was packed and ready to go while Inuyasha and Miroku were already set, since all they had was what they had on and their weapons. McGonagall led them to a bonfire pit where she made all of them drink a vial full of pale red liquid and explained that it would allow them to speak, read, write in English. After they drunk the liquid she gave each of the a handfull of dark gray powder.
"What's this stuff?" Questioned Miroku as started to get used to speaking English.
"Yeah it smells worse that Miroku when he's drunk." Added Inuyasha.
"I don't get drunk, I'm a preist remember?!"
"Yeah, a horny as hell preist."
"Don't start now."
"What can't take a joke?"
"Will you two be silent?!" Shouted McGonagall.
"Yes ma'am." Muttered Inuyasha and Miroku simultaneously while glaring at eachother.
"Now what you have in your hand is called Floo Powder. It's what we use in order to travel long distances in a short ammount of time. What I want you to do is throw the powder down while you are in the pit and then shout out Diagon Alley loud and clear."
"Just that?" Said Kagome.
"Yes."
"Well, guess I'll go first, Diagon Alley!" Said Miroku as he stepped into the pit and threw the powder down and dissapered in a flash of green fire.
"You next Inuyasha."
"Feh...Diagon Alley!" Snorted Inuyasha.
"Im going ahead to see if our two friends haven't tried to kill each other. Diagon Alley!"
"Well here goes nothing...Diagon Alley!" Said Kagome as she too vanished.
Chapter 2: Meetings
By: Dead83
Disclaimer: I don't own a damn thing from Inuyasha and Harry Potter. Enjoy.
It had been two days since the Shard Hunters were stranded in the present with no way to return to their time. Inuyasha and Miroku were sitting down on the sofa in Kagome's living room while still trying to make sense of the what happened to them all. Miroku started to shift uneasily for awhile. Inuyasha unable to stand sitting next to a fidgiting priest went outside to sleep on one of the trees around Kagome's shrine. The hanyou was about to finally fall to sleep when he saw a striped brown cat sitting in the branch next to him. Inuyasha just raised an eyebrow and turned onto his side.
"Ya know you can stop pretending, I already know you're not a real cat." Said Inuyasha which caused the cat to nearly fall out of the tree in shock. The cat then proceeded to climb to the foot of the tree in where it turned into a elderly woman with brown and gray hair in a bun, glasses, and wearing a pitch black robe looked up at him.
"How did you know?" Said the woman in fluent Japanese.
"Easy, I could smell the human all over you, so tell me why you're here or I'll be forced to show you how many ways a cat can be skinned."
"You're just as how Shippo told me, rude."
"Shippo?! Just how do you know the little guy?!"
"Shippo's not as little as you may remember. He wanted for you and your other friends to join him at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizadry."
"How do I know that this isn't some trick?"
"He told us of how you are always subdued whenever a young woman by the name of KagomeHigurashi says sit."
"I still don't believe you."
"He also has the sword that belonged to your elder brother Sesshoumaru. I believe the swords name is Tenseiga."
"Okay so you know the name of the sword, big deal any demon could've known that the pompus bastard carried that weapon. So like it or not you old hag I'm sending you to hell!"
"SIT! SIT! SIT!" Ordered Kagome as Inuyasha was driven into the ground.
"My...spine...you stupid bitch don't you have any clue what you're doing?!"
"Stopping you from harming an old lady."
"But she's a lying witch!"
"Shut it or else I'll say it again."
"Damn you Kagome."
"I'm sorry about him, he can be a little....overprotective and mistrusting at times."
"So I see. You must be Kagome Higurashi am I right?" Said the woman.
"Yes I am, and what is your name?"
"Minerva McGonagall, Transfiguration teacher of Hogwarts."
"Pleased to meet you and why are you here?"
"Like I was telling your rude friend, I've come here to inform you that you, Inuyasha, and your other friend Miroku are able to join and begin to learn magic at Hogwarts."
"Magic?"
"Yes, your friend Shippo suggested that you enroll."
"Shippo, you mean he's alive?"
"Very alive...but he had an accident and he's being tended to at this exact moment at the school."
"What happened?"
"He was attacked by someone but he won't tell us who it is."
"Let's continue this conversation inside."
The two women went inside while a groaning Inuyasha was left behind due to his back being moved out of place. Miroku walked outside to see what all the commotion was to find Inuyasha face flat on the ground. Unable to curn the rise of mischiviousness in his body, Miroku calmly strode forward and walked on Inuyasha while pretending to look for him. This continued for a few minutes before Miroku actually fixed Inuyasha's back. The preist only gulped as he saw Inuyasha get up and crack his knuckles as an evil grin slid across his face. Inside of Kagome's house, McGonagall, Kagome, her mother, and grandfather were all talking over Kagome joining the school while drinking tea.
"So what you're saying is that you want her to learn magic?" Inquired Kagome's mother.
"Yes, she'll be under the tutalege of the finest teachers." Replied McGonagall.
"That sounds wonderful. I think that it would be great for Kagome to get out and experience new things."
"Yes, and she won't have that well to mess with her studies." Snorted her grandfather.
"You were the one coming up with weak excuses and I needed to go back to the past in order to reclaim the shards of the jewel." Said Kagome.
"The Jewel of Four Souls?" Asked McGonagall.
"Yes, how did you know?"
"Because Shippo's mentor had five shards embedded in his forehead."
"Really, and who was his mentor?"
"Sesshoumaru."
"Sesshoumaru?! Why...how?!"
"Shippo said that he went on a journey with him after you were all separated. He also tolds us that Sesshoumaru got over his hatred of humans and had a daughter with a human named Rin."
"Well doesn't that beat all."
"Yes, so will you join us at the school?"
"Yeah."
"Then welcome to Hogwarts young lady."
"But what about your two friends?" Questioned Kagome's mother as Inuyasha and Miroku came barreling into the dining area.
"Come back here priest!" Yelled Inuyasha.
"Can't you take a joke Inuyasha?!" Screeched Miroku in fear.
"Oh yeah, I'll show the joke of a lifetime! Come back here and get castrated!"
"Hell no! I'm not losing my special friends!"
".......They're also to come." Sighed McGonagall.
"Did I forget to mention that this is a regular thing?" Sighed Kagome as she walked off to stop the ensuing bloodshed.
Kagome was able to calm the irate hanyou down with the threat of being sat eighty times over a pond. Afterward they went back inside and continued to speak with McGonagall about their future at Hogwarts. Six hours later Kagome was packed and ready to go while Inuyasha and Miroku were already set, since all they had was what they had on and their weapons. McGonagall led them to a bonfire pit where she made all of them drink a vial full of pale red liquid and explained that it would allow them to speak, read, write in English. After they drunk the liquid she gave each of the a handfull of dark gray powder.
"What's this stuff?" Questioned Miroku as started to get used to speaking English.
"Yeah it smells worse that Miroku when he's drunk." Added Inuyasha.
"I don't get drunk, I'm a preist remember?!"
"Yeah, a horny as hell preist."
"Don't start now."
"What can't take a joke?"
"Will you two be silent?!" Shouted McGonagall.
"Yes ma'am." Muttered Inuyasha and Miroku simultaneously while glaring at eachother.
"Now what you have in your hand is called Floo Powder. It's what we use in order to travel long distances in a short ammount of time. What I want you to do is throw the powder down while you are in the pit and then shout out Diagon Alley loud and clear."
"Just that?" Said Kagome.
"Yes."
"Well, guess I'll go first, Diagon Alley!" Said Miroku as he stepped into the pit and threw the powder down and dissapered in a flash of green fire.
"You next Inuyasha."
"Feh...Diagon Alley!" Snorted Inuyasha.
"Im going ahead to see if our two friends haven't tried to kill each other. Diagon Alley!"
"Well here goes nothing...Diagon Alley!" Said Kagome as she too vanished.
