Hexes and Hanyous
Chapter 3: Diagon Alley
By: Dead83
Disclaimer: I don't own a damn thing from Inuyasha and Harry Potter. Enjoy.
Kagome gasped as she came sliding from under a table. The young woman picked herself up and dusted off any trace of soot that she could find on herself. She looked around to find herself in a store filled with books, and children and their parents walking around. Kagome moved out of the store while recieving her fair share of glances until she heard the bickering of Inuyasha arguing with some blonde haired boy dressesd in black robes lined with silver. Kagome only shook her head in annoyance and marched her way over to the bickering pair but she stopped as she saw Miroku about to fondle a red-haired girl in a black robe. Sighing she went to go and stop the perverted preist but she didn't need to as Miroku as sent flying away by two identical young men with red hair wearing black robes with a patch of a golden lion on the right.
"Try to touch our sister again and we'll feed you to a Hippogryff!" Said one of the boys.
"That's right!" Said the other.
"Hey, don't kill him. He may be a pervert but deep inside he's a very noble person." Said Kagome as she stepped between the two boys and Miroku.
"Oh thank you Lady Kagome for coming to my ai....GAH!" Groaned Miroku as he rubbed his hand against Kagome's butt only to be bopped on the head by an irate Inuyasha.
"Watch where you put your hands Miroku." Seethed Inuyasha as the the proceeded to lift Miroku up by his collar and shake him.
"You can stop beating on him now Inuyasha." Ordered McGonagall as she came out of a shop to their left.
"Not yet."
"Do it or I'll say it." Threatened Kagome.
"Feh...fine." Sorted the hanyou as he dropped a dazed Miroku and walked on him.
"If I see him near our baby sister he's a dead man!" Shouted one of the boys.
"Then by all means, kill him now!" Said an enthusiastic Inuyasha.
"Inuyasha!" Shouted Kagome and McGonagall.
"What?!"
"SIT!" Ordered Kagome
"Ugh...stupid bitch."
"Stop calling me a bitch! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!" Shouted Kagome as a crowd formed around her while she was using the subduing spell of Inuyasha's rosary to slam him into the ground until their was and imprint of his body going five feet into the cobblestone street.
"That was bloody brilliant!" Said one of the red haired boys
"Do it again!" Said the other.
"Not now Fred." Sighed McGonagall.
"I'm George, he's Fred." Said George.
"Shouldn't you be getting your supplies?"
"We're all done, just waiting on Ginny here to get her books."
"That was until he tried to fondel me." Said Ginny as she glared at Miroku.
"Is that true Miroku?" Questioned McGonagall as she scowled at Miroku.
"I wasn't trying to fondel her....maybe cop a cheap feel."
"Cop this!" Huffed Inuyasha as he pounded his fist into Miroku's skull.
"Whoah look at that Fred he has cat ears!" Exclaimed George.
"You're right, that's absolutely amazing, are they real?" Said Fred.
"Yes they're real and they're not cat ears they're dog ears! I'm not a cat I am a half-dog demon and son of TaiYoukai!" Shouted Inuyasha but he stopped as he caught the sent of someone whom he ran into just a few moments before he ran into Fred, Georg, and the others.
"Oh looky here if it isn't the peasents making friends with the mutt." Said the blonde haired young man whom Inuyasha was arguing with.
"You again!"
"Ran out of insults?"
"Piss off Malfoy." Said Fred
"Really." Added George.
"You know this asshole?" Said Inuyasha.
"He goes to school with us, he's in the same year as our other brother."
"Draco Malfoy, fifth year Slytherin and a royal pain in the ass....excuse my language McGonagall."
"You're excused, now as for you Mr. Malfoy I suggest that you run along now." Said McGonagall.
"Or what, you can't do anything to me while we're not in school." Said Draco with as much arrogance that he could muster.
"Excuse me Professor McGonagall, may I try something?" Said Miroku.
"As long as you don't harm him." Said McGonagall.
"Alright. Draco I would like to demontrate something, you see this slip of paper in between my fingers?"
"Of course, I'm not blind."
"Now with this slip of paper I will petrify you and the only way to remove it is for someone else to do it for you."
"Yeah right like something like a piece of......" Said Draco but stopped as Miroku slapped the piece of paper on Draco's forehead.
"Neat, wish I had one of those." Said George.
"Part of my job requirements." Said Miroku as he joined the others.
"What was that you just did?"
"Oh I used a stasis charm which should last as long as that charm stays on his body. That charm has helped me out a lot in the past whenever I fought against demons."
"You fight demons?"
"Yes and I've also devoured quite a few with my wind hole."
"What's an wind hole?"
"It's a black hole inside my right hand which sucks up anything in my vicinty which i keep sealed with these prayer beads."
"That sounds neat."
"Trust me you don't want one."
"Huh?"
"I'm cursed...well actually my entire bloodline, you see my grandfather fought a demon known as Naraku and in doing so, Naraku cursed my entire bloodline with the air rip. There's only one way to get rid of the curse and that is to kill Naraku. If I don't manage to do so, then the air rip will grow larger and devoure me. It's also the same way my father and grandfather died."
"That's so sad, is there anything I can do for you?" Questioned Ginny unaware of the letcherous smile creeping across Miroku's face.
"Could you bear my child?" Grinned Miroku as he took Ginny's hand into his.
"Huh?!"
"She's only fourteen!" Shouted Fred.
"Fourteen? I thought you were at least eighteen." Said Miroku.
"Moron...." Sighed Inuyasha.
"I think it may have been a mistake bringing him." Said McGonagall.
"Better pray for the girls in Gryffindor that he doesn't get sorted there." Said Fred. .
"I agree, but as you know we can't do anything about that."
"Yeah, well it couldn't hurt to try every now and then."
"You're right Fred, but now I must aid these students in gathering their supplies."
"Allright, see you at school Professor."
"You too. Now come along we have alot to do." Said McGonagall as she led her group off.
Professor McGonagall took the Shard Hunters to the various stores that they needed to go to. While at Madam Malkin's Robe shop, Inuyasha was making a fuss about them not able to make his clothes out of fire rat fur, but settled upon having his robes being constructed off the hide of a gryffin. Next onto Florish and Blotts, Miroku was looking through the books looking for a love spell of some sort until McGonagall caught him in his plot and forbade him from touching any book in the store. At the cauldron shop, some radom person whom was dressed in the same robes as Fred and George except that their patch was that of a snake bumped into Inuyasha. The hanyou lifted up a cauldron and prepared to bring it down upon the persons head, if it wasn't for McGonagall hitting him with a spell which froze his entire body up, as the curator of the shop removed the cast iron cauldron from the grasp of Inyasha. After they were all done gather the majority of their supplies, McGonagall took them to Olivander's. Once they stepped inside the raspy voice of an old man rang through.
"Oh I see that you have finally come." Smiled the old man.
"Huh?" Said Miroku.
"Hello Professor, how are you today?'
"Fine, just bringing them here to get their wands Mr. Olivander."
"Yes, of course. Now which one would like to be first?" Questioned Olivander.
"I would, here hold this stuff boys." Smiled Kagome as she dumped her supplies onto Inuyasha and Miroku.
"Stupid bit...woman." Snorted Inuyasha as he saw McGonagall point her wand at him.
"I would like for you to try this wand first young lady, it's a five and three-quarter inches pliable oak, with a dragon heartstring core."
"Alright...whoah that's so cool." Said Kagome as the wad shot off a few sparks and some doves from its tip.
"Very good, and on the first one. Now for you two...if you would please give me your sword and you your staff." Said Olivander as he looked at Miroku and Inuyasha.
"Why should we?" Questioned Miroku.
"Because from the looks on your faces, I'm guessing that you don't want to be stuck with something you think will make you seem weak."
"Gee, how did you ever know?" Huffed Inuyasha.
"Hmmm...nice workmanship and magical desguising....I'm guessing that Toutousai created this blade." Observed Olivander as he removed the Tetsusaiga from its scabbard.
"How did you know just by looking at it?"
"I've been around a while and I've seen other weapons he created, so I know his work when it is placed in front of me."
"I can't lie to you Gramps, I'm actually impressed."
"Thank you, now wait here for a few minutes as I work on your items for a moment."
"So do you think he'll make them look decent?"
"I don't know." Responded Miroku as everyone waited around.
"I'm finished with your items good sirs." Announced Olivander as he walked back into view with Miroku's and Inuyasha's weapons.
"Thank you."
"You're welcome."
"What's the big deal, the Tetsusaiga still looks the same." Said Inuyasha as he willed his sword to transform.
"I know, all I've done was place a unicorn hair core into the hilt of your sword and all the way through his staff I've placed a dragon heartstring core in there, so now you two have your wands in a matter of the word."
"Thanks anyway then Gramps."
"How much are all of their wands going to cost?" Asked McGonagall.
"Oh for them it's free of charge."
"What's the catch?" Said Inuyasha as he rose an eyebrow.
"Inuyasha!"
"What, everytime someone gives you something, there's always a catch to it."
"There's no catch sir, just a favor I'm repaying to an old friend." Said Olivander.
"And who would that be?"
"That....is a secret."
"Huh?"
"Forget it Inuyasha and thank you sir." Said Kagome as she dragged Inuyasha off.
"You're welcome young lady."
The group exited Diagon Alley and went to the Leaky Cauldron to eat and rest up.
"This beef stew stuf is better than ramen." Said Inuyasha as he continued to gorge himself on the bowl of stew.
"It is, but Professor McGonagall where are we going to be staying at?" Questioned Miroku.
"You will be staying here for the time being until this Sunday." Responded McGonagall.
"Where are we going on Sunday?"
"You will be riding the Hogwarts Express to Hogwarts."
"Alright but what do want us to until then?"
"Try to stay out of trouble."
"You can count on....me." Said Kagome as she casted a quick glance over an Miroku and Inuyasha whom were flinging bread crumbs at eachother.
"Inuyasha and Miroku." Said McGonagall.
"Yeah?" Said Inuyasha as he doged a piece of bread and threw another piece at Miroku.
"A package will arrive here tommorow with some new clothes for you."
"Whatever...."
"Alright Professor." Smiled Miroku in satisfaction as he beaned Inuyasha in his left eye.
"Now I want you all to go and get some rest, I've already reserved you three rooms here."
"Thank you."
"And you're welcome, I'll see you all on Sunday evening."
"Good-bye Professor McGonagall."
"And good-bye to you as well." Said Professor McGonagall as she left the Leaky Qualdron.
After a long moment of silence between the trio, Miroku spoke up.
"So you think there's going to be any cute girls at the school?"
"You are so damn hopeless."
Chapter 3: Diagon Alley
By: Dead83
Disclaimer: I don't own a damn thing from Inuyasha and Harry Potter. Enjoy.
Kagome gasped as she came sliding from under a table. The young woman picked herself up and dusted off any trace of soot that she could find on herself. She looked around to find herself in a store filled with books, and children and their parents walking around. Kagome moved out of the store while recieving her fair share of glances until she heard the bickering of Inuyasha arguing with some blonde haired boy dressesd in black robes lined with silver. Kagome only shook her head in annoyance and marched her way over to the bickering pair but she stopped as she saw Miroku about to fondle a red-haired girl in a black robe. Sighing she went to go and stop the perverted preist but she didn't need to as Miroku as sent flying away by two identical young men with red hair wearing black robes with a patch of a golden lion on the right.
"Try to touch our sister again and we'll feed you to a Hippogryff!" Said one of the boys.
"That's right!" Said the other.
"Hey, don't kill him. He may be a pervert but deep inside he's a very noble person." Said Kagome as she stepped between the two boys and Miroku.
"Oh thank you Lady Kagome for coming to my ai....GAH!" Groaned Miroku as he rubbed his hand against Kagome's butt only to be bopped on the head by an irate Inuyasha.
"Watch where you put your hands Miroku." Seethed Inuyasha as the the proceeded to lift Miroku up by his collar and shake him.
"You can stop beating on him now Inuyasha." Ordered McGonagall as she came out of a shop to their left.
"Not yet."
"Do it or I'll say it." Threatened Kagome.
"Feh...fine." Sorted the hanyou as he dropped a dazed Miroku and walked on him.
"If I see him near our baby sister he's a dead man!" Shouted one of the boys.
"Then by all means, kill him now!" Said an enthusiastic Inuyasha.
"Inuyasha!" Shouted Kagome and McGonagall.
"What?!"
"SIT!" Ordered Kagome
"Ugh...stupid bitch."
"Stop calling me a bitch! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!" Shouted Kagome as a crowd formed around her while she was using the subduing spell of Inuyasha's rosary to slam him into the ground until their was and imprint of his body going five feet into the cobblestone street.
"That was bloody brilliant!" Said one of the red haired boys
"Do it again!" Said the other.
"Not now Fred." Sighed McGonagall.
"I'm George, he's Fred." Said George.
"Shouldn't you be getting your supplies?"
"We're all done, just waiting on Ginny here to get her books."
"That was until he tried to fondel me." Said Ginny as she glared at Miroku.
"Is that true Miroku?" Questioned McGonagall as she scowled at Miroku.
"I wasn't trying to fondel her....maybe cop a cheap feel."
"Cop this!" Huffed Inuyasha as he pounded his fist into Miroku's skull.
"Whoah look at that Fred he has cat ears!" Exclaimed George.
"You're right, that's absolutely amazing, are they real?" Said Fred.
"Yes they're real and they're not cat ears they're dog ears! I'm not a cat I am a half-dog demon and son of TaiYoukai!" Shouted Inuyasha but he stopped as he caught the sent of someone whom he ran into just a few moments before he ran into Fred, Georg, and the others.
"Oh looky here if it isn't the peasents making friends with the mutt." Said the blonde haired young man whom Inuyasha was arguing with.
"You again!"
"Ran out of insults?"
"Piss off Malfoy." Said Fred
"Really." Added George.
"You know this asshole?" Said Inuyasha.
"He goes to school with us, he's in the same year as our other brother."
"Draco Malfoy, fifth year Slytherin and a royal pain in the ass....excuse my language McGonagall."
"You're excused, now as for you Mr. Malfoy I suggest that you run along now." Said McGonagall.
"Or what, you can't do anything to me while we're not in school." Said Draco with as much arrogance that he could muster.
"Excuse me Professor McGonagall, may I try something?" Said Miroku.
"As long as you don't harm him." Said McGonagall.
"Alright. Draco I would like to demontrate something, you see this slip of paper in between my fingers?"
"Of course, I'm not blind."
"Now with this slip of paper I will petrify you and the only way to remove it is for someone else to do it for you."
"Yeah right like something like a piece of......" Said Draco but stopped as Miroku slapped the piece of paper on Draco's forehead.
"Neat, wish I had one of those." Said George.
"Part of my job requirements." Said Miroku as he joined the others.
"What was that you just did?"
"Oh I used a stasis charm which should last as long as that charm stays on his body. That charm has helped me out a lot in the past whenever I fought against demons."
"You fight demons?"
"Yes and I've also devoured quite a few with my wind hole."
"What's an wind hole?"
"It's a black hole inside my right hand which sucks up anything in my vicinty which i keep sealed with these prayer beads."
"That sounds neat."
"Trust me you don't want one."
"Huh?"
"I'm cursed...well actually my entire bloodline, you see my grandfather fought a demon known as Naraku and in doing so, Naraku cursed my entire bloodline with the air rip. There's only one way to get rid of the curse and that is to kill Naraku. If I don't manage to do so, then the air rip will grow larger and devoure me. It's also the same way my father and grandfather died."
"That's so sad, is there anything I can do for you?" Questioned Ginny unaware of the letcherous smile creeping across Miroku's face.
"Could you bear my child?" Grinned Miroku as he took Ginny's hand into his.
"Huh?!"
"She's only fourteen!" Shouted Fred.
"Fourteen? I thought you were at least eighteen." Said Miroku.
"Moron...." Sighed Inuyasha.
"I think it may have been a mistake bringing him." Said McGonagall.
"Better pray for the girls in Gryffindor that he doesn't get sorted there." Said Fred. .
"I agree, but as you know we can't do anything about that."
"Yeah, well it couldn't hurt to try every now and then."
"You're right Fred, but now I must aid these students in gathering their supplies."
"Allright, see you at school Professor."
"You too. Now come along we have alot to do." Said McGonagall as she led her group off.
Professor McGonagall took the Shard Hunters to the various stores that they needed to go to. While at Madam Malkin's Robe shop, Inuyasha was making a fuss about them not able to make his clothes out of fire rat fur, but settled upon having his robes being constructed off the hide of a gryffin. Next onto Florish and Blotts, Miroku was looking through the books looking for a love spell of some sort until McGonagall caught him in his plot and forbade him from touching any book in the store. At the cauldron shop, some radom person whom was dressed in the same robes as Fred and George except that their patch was that of a snake bumped into Inuyasha. The hanyou lifted up a cauldron and prepared to bring it down upon the persons head, if it wasn't for McGonagall hitting him with a spell which froze his entire body up, as the curator of the shop removed the cast iron cauldron from the grasp of Inyasha. After they were all done gather the majority of their supplies, McGonagall took them to Olivander's. Once they stepped inside the raspy voice of an old man rang through.
"Oh I see that you have finally come." Smiled the old man.
"Huh?" Said Miroku.
"Hello Professor, how are you today?'
"Fine, just bringing them here to get their wands Mr. Olivander."
"Yes, of course. Now which one would like to be first?" Questioned Olivander.
"I would, here hold this stuff boys." Smiled Kagome as she dumped her supplies onto Inuyasha and Miroku.
"Stupid bit...woman." Snorted Inuyasha as he saw McGonagall point her wand at him.
"I would like for you to try this wand first young lady, it's a five and three-quarter inches pliable oak, with a dragon heartstring core."
"Alright...whoah that's so cool." Said Kagome as the wad shot off a few sparks and some doves from its tip.
"Very good, and on the first one. Now for you two...if you would please give me your sword and you your staff." Said Olivander as he looked at Miroku and Inuyasha.
"Why should we?" Questioned Miroku.
"Because from the looks on your faces, I'm guessing that you don't want to be stuck with something you think will make you seem weak."
"Gee, how did you ever know?" Huffed Inuyasha.
"Hmmm...nice workmanship and magical desguising....I'm guessing that Toutousai created this blade." Observed Olivander as he removed the Tetsusaiga from its scabbard.
"How did you know just by looking at it?"
"I've been around a while and I've seen other weapons he created, so I know his work when it is placed in front of me."
"I can't lie to you Gramps, I'm actually impressed."
"Thank you, now wait here for a few minutes as I work on your items for a moment."
"So do you think he'll make them look decent?"
"I don't know." Responded Miroku as everyone waited around.
"I'm finished with your items good sirs." Announced Olivander as he walked back into view with Miroku's and Inuyasha's weapons.
"Thank you."
"You're welcome."
"What's the big deal, the Tetsusaiga still looks the same." Said Inuyasha as he willed his sword to transform.
"I know, all I've done was place a unicorn hair core into the hilt of your sword and all the way through his staff I've placed a dragon heartstring core in there, so now you two have your wands in a matter of the word."
"Thanks anyway then Gramps."
"How much are all of their wands going to cost?" Asked McGonagall.
"Oh for them it's free of charge."
"What's the catch?" Said Inuyasha as he rose an eyebrow.
"Inuyasha!"
"What, everytime someone gives you something, there's always a catch to it."
"There's no catch sir, just a favor I'm repaying to an old friend." Said Olivander.
"And who would that be?"
"That....is a secret."
"Huh?"
"Forget it Inuyasha and thank you sir." Said Kagome as she dragged Inuyasha off.
"You're welcome young lady."
The group exited Diagon Alley and went to the Leaky Cauldron to eat and rest up.
"This beef stew stuf is better than ramen." Said Inuyasha as he continued to gorge himself on the bowl of stew.
"It is, but Professor McGonagall where are we going to be staying at?" Questioned Miroku.
"You will be staying here for the time being until this Sunday." Responded McGonagall.
"Where are we going on Sunday?"
"You will be riding the Hogwarts Express to Hogwarts."
"Alright but what do want us to until then?"
"Try to stay out of trouble."
"You can count on....me." Said Kagome as she casted a quick glance over an Miroku and Inuyasha whom were flinging bread crumbs at eachother.
"Inuyasha and Miroku." Said McGonagall.
"Yeah?" Said Inuyasha as he doged a piece of bread and threw another piece at Miroku.
"A package will arrive here tommorow with some new clothes for you."
"Whatever...."
"Alright Professor." Smiled Miroku in satisfaction as he beaned Inuyasha in his left eye.
"Now I want you all to go and get some rest, I've already reserved you three rooms here."
"Thank you."
"And you're welcome, I'll see you all on Sunday evening."
"Good-bye Professor McGonagall."
"And good-bye to you as well." Said Professor McGonagall as she left the Leaky Qualdron.
After a long moment of silence between the trio, Miroku spoke up.
"So you think there's going to be any cute girls at the school?"
"You are so damn hopeless."
