Hexes and Hanyous
Chapter 4: The Hog
By: Dead83

Disclaimer: I don't own a damn thing from Inuyasha and Harry Potter. Enjoy.

Kagome, Miroku, and Inuyasha waited around inside of the Leaky Cauldron, until it was time for them to leave for their trip to Hogwarts. Between that length of time, Inuyasha and Miroku both recived a large parcel from two owls which flew into their rooms. After getting their packages, the owls hooted at the two boys. Not knowing what the owls were hooting at, Inuyasha and Miroku just shrugged their shoulders and walked off until the two owls started to fly around their heads and peck them. The duo ran around trying to swat the birds away until the owner of the Leaky Cauldron placed out two bowls filled with water and some form of kibble. Happily, the two owls flew over to the bowls and began to indulge themselves for a few minutes before the flew off, but not before pecking the preist and hanyou in the forehead. The next day, the Shard Hunters had all of their items packed up in separate large chest which were provided by a patron at the Leaky Cauldron. As they made their way to downstairs with their luggage, they ran into Fred, George, and a young man with red hair like the twins and was wearing a maroon shirt and blue jeans.

"Hi Fred and George." Greeted Kagome.

"Mornin' Kagome, so are you guys ready to go?" Said Fred.

"Sure, did you two come by to take us to school?"

"Yes."

"That's so sweet."

"Bleh." Said the boy standing next to George.

"Oh shut up Ickle Ronnie." Said George.

"Stop calling me Ickle Ronnie!" Shouted the boy.

"Fine Ronnie-kins,"

"Arrrgh..."

"What's up with him?" Questioned Inuyasha.

"Oh it's nothing, he just loves to overreact."

"So what's the kids name?"

"Ron Weasley." Said Ron after he hit Fred and George.

"Nice to meet you, so shall we be off?" Said Miroku.

"Yeah, just follow us."

The Weasley brothers led Miroku, Inuyasha, and Kagome out of the Leaky Cauldron to a blue Ford Expediton which was parked a few blocks down. As they were loading their belongings into the back of the car, Miroku let out an estatic grin when he saw a bushy, brown haired young woman sitting right across from Ginny whom was dressed in a pair of black slacks and a white blouse. Unable to stop himself, Miroku slid up right beside her and rubbed his hand against her butt. In a loud shriek, the girl rose her hand and slapped Miroku out of the car and into Inuyasha.

"What did you do now Miroku?" Groaned Inuyasha as he glared at Miroku.

"Nothing." Defended Miroku as he tried to act innocent.

"Oh sure you didn't."

"What happened?" Questioned Ron as he came around to see the commotion.

"That boy fondeled me Ron." Said the girl.

"Which one Hermione?"

"The one with the black hair." Pointed out Hermione.

"Who do you think you are rubbing your filthy hands all over my gir....I mean uptight, bookworm friend."

"I'm sorry I couldn't help myself, please forgive me." Said Miroku.

"No way, we're fighting!"

"It's improbable, it's impossible, it's against my religon."

"Sure, like trying to get women to bear your child isn't against your religon." Said Inuyasha crossly.

"Just cut me some slack here."

"Ron, get in the car, and you young man will sit in the back between Fred and George." Said a short red haired woman wearing a red shirt with a beige sweater over it and a floral patterend skirt.

"Yes ma'am." Said Ron as he went back into the car while glaring at Miroku.

"And one more thing, if you lay a single finger on any girl in this car, the train ride to Hogwarts, or at Hogwarts itself, I will make it seem as if getting into Azkaban is leinient, do I make myself clear?" Said the woman.

"Crystal."

"Good, now up into the car now, we've only got an hour before the train leaves Kings Crossing."

As soon as everyone was loaded up into the car, the Shard Hunters introduced themselves to the woman whom announced herself to be Mrs. Weasley. During the ride the women were making sure that Miroku wasn't up to his usual perverted antics, while Ron just glared at him. Once they reached Kings Crossing, Mrs. Weasley made Miroku carry all of the women's luggage plus his own until they could get ahold of some carts much to the amusement of Inuyasha. The group continued to walk along until they came to a pillar between platforms ten and nine.

"Okay dears since it's your first time here I would like for you to go with Gin...on second thought Inuyasha you will go through with Ginny, Miroku with Ron, and Kagome with Hermione." Said Mrs. Weasley.

"Alright mum, just follow me okay." Said Ginny as she moved her cart through the pillar.

"Feh." Snorted Inuyasha as he followed Ginny.

"What happened?" Said Miroku.

"Just move it pervert." Said Ron as he pushed Miroku forward with his cart and through the pillar.

Soon Fred, George, Kagome, and Hermione walked through the pillar and found themselves on another train platform with a large number of adults, children all talking or getting onto a bright red train which was marked with the title 'Hogwarts Express' in gold lettering. The teens all loaded their luggage onto a compartment and then proceded to find themselves a booth on the passenger cabin. While trying to find a seat, Inuyasha lowered his ears back down and let out a cough as he caught the sent of Draco Malfoy.

"Ugh, that guy stinks." Choked out Inuyasha

"Who?" Questioned George and Fred as they sat down in booth.

"That Draco guy, smells like a swamp."

"Or it could be too much cologne." Hacked Hermione as they approached Draco whom seemed to be teasing a boy with unruly jet black hair, wide rimmed black glasses, a hand-me-down button up shirt, and a pair pants entirely too big for the boy which were held up with a leather belt.

"So Potter, have you had a change of heart lately?" Said Draco to the boy.

"You wish." Replied the boy.

"You'll be regretting everything."

"Will you shut the hell up and move out of the damn way!" Yelled Inuyasha.

"If it isn't Rover."

"His name is Inuyasha." Said Kagome.

"Sorry didn't know that he had a bitch to back him up."

"What did you just call her?" Questioned Inuyasha as his left eye started to twitch as he reached for his sword handel.

"A bitch."

"This is not going to end well." Said Miroku as he stroked his chin.

"What do you....wicked." Said Ron in awe as he saw Inuyasha draw out the Tetsusaiga.

"Now either you apologize to Kagome and that guy or else your parents are going to be needing a straw to gather whats left of you."

"Sorry Potter and sorry bi...I mean Kagome." Said a fearful Draco as he soiled himself.

"That's better now leave you little bastard." Sneered Inuyasha as Draco ran away in the opposite direction.

"Inuyasha." Said Miroku.

"What?"

"How is it that you got all overprotective and angry when Kagome was insulted?"

"Well I really don't like that little bastard....and no one can get away with calling Kagome a bitch except me."

"Oh yeah...SIT! SIT! SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!" Yelled Kagome as Inuyasha was once again driven into the floor.

"That was cool." Crowed Ron.

"Do it again." Said Hermione in awe.

"No...more....aghh." Moaned Inuyasha.

"Thanks for the assistance..." Said the boy.

"Kagome Higurashi and this is Miroku and the one getting himself up from the floor is Inuyasha." Said Kagome.

"Nice to meet you, I'm Harry Potter......what the?" Said Harry as he swatted at something on his neck.

"GAAAH!" Squealed the voice of Myouga as he was once again crushed.

"Myouga, Myouga don't you ever learn?" Sighed Miroku as he took a seat next to Harry and picked up the flea demon.

"I could say the same for you." Said Inuyasha as he sat in a booth next to Miroku.

"I'm choosing to ignore that last remark."

"So how have you been doing Harry?" Questioned Ron as he sat next to Inuyasha.

"I've been doing fairly well." Replied Harry.

"So what brings you to Hogwarts?" Said Ron to Inuyasha.

"Some old hag who can turn into a cat made us come all the way here, never told us why though except that our friend's there." Said Inuyasha.

"Is your friend a teacher?"

"No he's a fox-demon."

"Demon?!" Said Harry in shock.

"Yeah and I'm half demon so what's the big deal?"

"Aren't you going to try and eat us."

"I'd never eat a human and most demons except for the idiotic lower class demons would."

"Well what about Kagome, I'm sure you wanted to 'eat' her at times?" Questioned Miroku as a sly grin crept upon his face.

"Well..I..umm....shut up preist!" Shouted Inuyasha as he looked out the window with his face as red as his kimono.

"Guess you never learned about the birds and the bees, eh?" Laughed Ron.

"We could say the same for you Ronnie-kins." Sung the voices of Fred and George.

"Shut up!"