Hexes and Hanyous
Chapter 6: The Natural Color of Snape
By: Dead83

Disclaimer: I don't own a damn thing from Inuyasha and Harry Potter. Enjoy.

The dinner inside of the grand dining hall went along smoothly. Everyone dined and talked, well most of the girls couldn't stop talking about Inuyasha and their new professor Shippo. Meanwhile over at Slytherin's table, Inuyasha was calmly eating while barking orders at the other Slytherins whom were happy to comply seeing as he explained that he was half demon and that his sword had the ability to slay a hundred other demons in one swing. To the Slytherins, as long as they didn't cross Inuyasha they were fine. Over at the Gryffindor table, Miroku was charming some of the older girls in his house with his readings of fortunes, more specifically a ample bodied young woman with brunette hair by the name of Lavender Brown. Kagome was spending her time talking with Shippo whom decided to sit with his surrogate mother. After the dinner was over, everyone from the different houses moved were led away by their top students, otherwise known as Prefects. While being led to their commons, the group of Gryffindors were harrassed by a nasty looking poltergheist named Peeves. When he wouldn't leave the group alone, Miroku used a ward which sent Peeves flying away while yelling in pain. Everyone looked at the priest as he just merely shrugged. The next day after everyone had finished getting cleant up and eating their morning meal, Inuyasha was walking along when he caught up with Fred and George.

"Hey guys." Said Inuyasha whom was in his gryffin hide robes with the patch of Slytherin house on it.

"Mornin' Inuyasha." Said George.

"So what class do you two have?" Asked Fred.

"Seventh Year Potions with Snape." Responded Inuyasha.

"Same here."

"Oh well at least you'll have an easy time in there seeing as your in Slytherin." Said George.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Said Inuyasha.

"Snape always favors the students from Slytherin above all others and he really hates us Gryffindors."

"That's not fair."

"We've all been saying that for the longest, but he and the Slytherins, present company excluded, make the perfect targets for our pranks."

"I better be excluded, I've been the target for a certain fox's jokes for the longest."

"You mean Professor Shippo?" Questioned Fred.

"Yeah, when he was five he was a pain in the ass."

"That means you have to be at least five-thousand eyars old or something."

"I'm not five-thousand years old, I'm a decent sixty-seven."

"Sixty-seven?"

"Cool."

"So how did you guys get here?"

"Me, Miroku, and Kagome got knocked into a well which led back to your time and back in the past the well is destroyed. So we had no way to get back and Shippo was left to age naturally."

"Oh, well looks like we're here already."

"I can't contain my overbearing joy." Said Inuyasha sarcastically.

As the trio entered the room, a dimly lit dungeon which was lined with various jars filled with pickled livers, plants, and various animal parts, the room immediatly silenced when they saw Inuyasha.

"That's right make way, very nasty and important half-demon coming through!" Joked Fred as he and George puffed out their chests while leading Inuyasha to a vacant seat.

"Thank you, you two may go about your buisness." Smirked Inuyasha as he kicked his legs up on the desk.

"Yes sir." Joked George as he performed a mock salute and took a seat next to Fred as they beagn to laugh.

"Silence. I will not tolerate any gibbering in my class, do I make myself clear?" Questioned Snape as he walked into theclassroom, cloak billowing behind him.

"Eck..." Gagged Inuyasha as he caught Snape's sent.

"What is your problem Mr. Inuyasha?" Questioned Snape as he looked at Inuyasha.

"Nothing, just smelled something that's not very good...."

"Well then what is it?"

"It's you!"

"What the...would you repeat that again." Said Snape as the Gryffindors were laughing their heads off at Inuyasha's outburst.

"I said...that...it was you.....you who stinks!!" Was all that Inuyasha could say before he passed out with his eyes swirling around in his skull.

Inuyasha was transported towards the hospital wing where the school nurse, a woman dressed in the sytle of a nun named Madam Pomfree took care of the dazed hanyou. Word spread around the school quickly about Inuyasha passing out due to Snape's sent, causing the Professor to be made the butt of jokes the entire day. Snape was very irritable the entire day when he was called into Professor Dumbledore's office for a meeting and after that Snape wasn't seen all day. The next morning in the Potions classroom, the students of Gryffindor and Slytherin were all sitting and talking to their hosuemates when a platinum blonde-haired man wearing all black walked into the room, with his cloak billowing with his every movement.

"Oi we got a new teacher!" Cheered Ron.

"No you did not Mr. Weasly and for that remark, twenty house points from Gryffindor." Said Snape as he glared at Ron.

"Professor Snape?!" Questioned Harry incredibly.

"Did you bleach your hair?" Questioned Hermione.

"No you brats, I merely washed it." Said Snape.

"Merely, it looks like he had to use the Scourge charm about a hundres and thirty-nine times to get that out." Chortled Harry to a short and fat boy with messy brown hair named Neville Longbottom, whom was also finding it difficult to not to laugh.

"Well at least it brings out the color of your robes." Smirked Miroku as he too joined in the roast of Snape.

"Quite." Said Snape.

"We're sorry Professor but by any chance when you washed your hair did you find any lost object in there cause I swear I can't find my quill." Said Kagome as she fell out of her seat laughing.

"That's it detention for Higurashi, Potter, Weasly, Granger, Longbottom, Finnigan, Miroku...damn it all everyone in Gryffindor house has it!" Seethed Snape.

"But sir it doesn't look that bad." Said Draco.

"Shut up Mr. Malfoy or you will also join the whole of Gryffindor house in detention."