Hexes and Hanyous
Chapter 7:Miroku's Howler
By: Dead83

Disclaimer: I don't own a damn thing from Inuyasha and Harry Potter. Enjoy.

It had been two days since Snape had revealed that he was blonde and passed out his dentention upon the whole of Gryffindor. The Gryffindors didn't seem to mind since to them, Snape had lost his ferocity since he looked like a surfing vampire as Ron put it. So everything went back to normal, but not for long as Miroku was yet again put in detention. The way Miroku's dentention came about was that he snucked his way into the girl's shower room when all the older girls were in there. Miroku was able to get in without being noticed by 'borrowing' Harry's invisble cloak in exchange he'd teach the boy how to make stasis charms. So everything was going fine for the leacherous preist when he was belted upside the head by Kagome whom was able to sense him since he still had the pouch full of Shikon shards on him. So after he was beat sensless by the girls, he was taken to McGonagall whom gave him a weeks detention with Snape. The word spread around the school about Miroku's antics like wildfire. The majority of the boys applauded him since he was the first to do a thing like that while the girls just glared and threatened him. But all in all none of that fazed him, but that was until the next morning in the Great Hall.

"You never learn do you?" Questioned Ron as he sat next to Miroku.

"I could have gotten away with it."

"Like hell you wold have." Snorted Ginny as she speared a fried tomato with her fork while glaring at Miroku.

"Actually he wold have....if the moron would've taken the Shikon shards out of his robe." Said Inuyasha.

"Why are you over here?" Questioned Harry.

"Special privialges."

"Right." Said Kagome as she rolled her eyes.

"So Miroku going on any more voyer adventures?" Joked Fred.

"Actualy....no." Said Miroku as he saw every Gryffindor girl glaring at him.

"Good answer." Winced George as he saw the looks Miroku was getting.

"Can we just place this behind ourselves and move onward?" Said Miroku sheepishly.

"NO!!" Shouted every girl in the Great Hall.

"Not only have you managed to piss off every girl with your perverted self you managed to do it in three days." Said Inuyasha.

"How does he do it?" Questioned Ron.

"The world may never know."

"Oy the the mails here." Said Nevill as a swarm of various owls came flying into the Great Hall while dropping packages and letters to the students.

"Well, well seems as Mrs. Weasly has sent you a letter Miroku." Said Kagome as she read the return address on a red
envelope.

"Oh bloody hell." Said Hermione to the shock of everyone around her.

"Miroku's got a howler from mum." Said Ron as his face began to pale.

"What's to worry it's just a letter." Said Miroku as he he began to open the envelope when it came to life and took the form of a flying mouth.

"MIROKU WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU THINKING?! HOW DARE YOU DELVE INTO ONE OF YOUR PERVERTED ACTIONS!!?? YOU'RE LUCKY THAT PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL DECIDED TO JUST GIVE YOU DETENTION INSTEAD OF EXPELLING YOU FROM THE SCHOOL! IF I EVER HEAR THAT YOU TRY TO PULL A STUNT LIKE THIS AGAIN I'LL MAKE SURE THAT YOUR PUNISHMENT WILL BE SEVERE!!" Shouted the letter with the voice of Mrs. Weasley before it tore itself apart.

"Okay...." Muttered a slackjawed Miroku.

"Man I wonder what else this place will surprise us with next?" Said Kagome.

"I don't even wanna know." Said Inuyasha.