Deleted Scenes
Charon: (sitting on a chair in front of a black background) Charon the Sabercat here! And, guess what? It's time to show you the deleted scenes!
(Clip of a scene showing Slippy choking on a spider in Hidden Cavern Cave.)
(Clip of a scene showing Fox and Krystal singing to Weird Al Yankovic in the Golf Cart.)
(Clip of Fox's lighter exploding.)
(Clip of a scene showing the salamander woman asking Fox for his autograph; Fox refuses.)
Charon: Do you know why these scenes were deleted? (evilly) BECAUSE THEY SUCK! But, I'm an idiot, so I kinda like the deleted scenes. For instance, this love scene here, even though I kinda liked it, woulda ruined the story.
(Love scene; Fox and Krystal. Original scenario: Fox has forgotten some sleeping bags; Krystal and him are sharing.)
(Fox is facing one way, Krystal is facing the other, backs to eachother.)
Krystal: (gasp) Fox McCloud, kxuk xut rokkoh dek xulo rood oeih kuac. (Fox McCloud, that had better not have been your tail.)
Fox: Um... I don't think it was.
(Time passes, Fox and Krystal fall asleep.)
Fox: (starts purring)
Krystal: (wakes up and smiles)
(END)
Charon: Ugh- There was more, but I just couldn't put it into words. (Bluch) No. Hey, did you know that the nighttime scene was longer?
(Nighttime scene; Fox, Krystal, Falco, Peppy, and Slippy. Original Scenario: Coyote night, starting point end of scene.)
Coyote: Oooooooooow!
Falco: This is another reason why I hate camping!
Krystal: Ak'j zijk u seoeko! Rojatoj, no'ho ad kxo kodk udt ak'j eik kxoho! (It's just a coyote! Besides, we're in the tent and it's out there!)
Fox: Hopefully. Hey, Peppy, check outside the flap and see if you can see it.
Peppy: Ok-ok-okay. (looks out the window flap) DEER!
Slippy: DEER?! (pulls out his camera and snaps it)
Krystal: Oh, ceeb uk kxo fhokko tooh! (Oh, look at the pretty dear!)
They watch the deer until a coyote jumps in front of the window flap and starts trying to maul them.
Group: AAAAAA!!!!
(END)
Charon: (without enthusiasm) Hil-arious. Also, more river scenes that were way too boring.
(River scene: Falco and Fox. Original scenario: Seaweed)
(Falco's drifting too close to the riverbank, and sees the disgusting river weeds that look like drowned squirrel tails.)
Falco: Ech. Seaweed. (He floats over some seaweed and it freaks him out.) AEE! (starts kicking like crazy.) EW! EW! EW! GET IT OFF! AA! (falls into deep part of river, gets stuck in disgusting seaweed.
Fox: (floating by) HA HA!
Falco: (climbing onto his tube) I hate camping.
(END)
Charon: Told you they sucked. But, since most stories with only one chapter get ignored, I had no choice.
(Video clip showing Krystal sniffing Fox's relish.)
Krystal: EW!
(END)
Charon: I agreed with Krystal. Bye.
Charon: (sitting on a chair in front of a black background) Charon the Sabercat here! And, guess what? It's time to show you the deleted scenes!
(Clip of a scene showing Slippy choking on a spider in Hidden Cavern Cave.)
(Clip of a scene showing Fox and Krystal singing to Weird Al Yankovic in the Golf Cart.)
(Clip of Fox's lighter exploding.)
(Clip of a scene showing the salamander woman asking Fox for his autograph; Fox refuses.)
Charon: Do you know why these scenes were deleted? (evilly) BECAUSE THEY SUCK! But, I'm an idiot, so I kinda like the deleted scenes. For instance, this love scene here, even though I kinda liked it, woulda ruined the story.
(Love scene; Fox and Krystal. Original scenario: Fox has forgotten some sleeping bags; Krystal and him are sharing.)
(Fox is facing one way, Krystal is facing the other, backs to eachother.)
Krystal: (gasp) Fox McCloud, kxuk xut rokkoh dek xulo rood oeih kuac. (Fox McCloud, that had better not have been your tail.)
Fox: Um... I don't think it was.
(Time passes, Fox and Krystal fall asleep.)
Fox: (starts purring)
Krystal: (wakes up and smiles)
(END)
Charon: Ugh- There was more, but I just couldn't put it into words. (Bluch) No. Hey, did you know that the nighttime scene was longer?
(Nighttime scene; Fox, Krystal, Falco, Peppy, and Slippy. Original Scenario: Coyote night, starting point end of scene.)
Coyote: Oooooooooow!
Falco: This is another reason why I hate camping!
Krystal: Ak'j zijk u seoeko! Rojatoj, no'ho ad kxo kodk udt ak'j eik kxoho! (It's just a coyote! Besides, we're in the tent and it's out there!)
Fox: Hopefully. Hey, Peppy, check outside the flap and see if you can see it.
Peppy: Ok-ok-okay. (looks out the window flap) DEER!
Slippy: DEER?! (pulls out his camera and snaps it)
Krystal: Oh, ceeb uk kxo fhokko tooh! (Oh, look at the pretty dear!)
They watch the deer until a coyote jumps in front of the window flap and starts trying to maul them.
Group: AAAAAA!!!!
(END)
Charon: (without enthusiasm) Hil-arious. Also, more river scenes that were way too boring.
(River scene: Falco and Fox. Original scenario: Seaweed)
(Falco's drifting too close to the riverbank, and sees the disgusting river weeds that look like drowned squirrel tails.)
Falco: Ech. Seaweed. (He floats over some seaweed and it freaks him out.) AEE! (starts kicking like crazy.) EW! EW! EW! GET IT OFF! AA! (falls into deep part of river, gets stuck in disgusting seaweed.
Fox: (floating by) HA HA!
Falco: (climbing onto his tube) I hate camping.
(END)
Charon: Told you they sucked. But, since most stories with only one chapter get ignored, I had no choice.
(Video clip showing Krystal sniffing Fox's relish.)
Krystal: EW!
(END)
Charon: I agreed with Krystal. Bye.
