CHAPTER 1- LINK'S RUDE AWAKENING
Link was sleeping as peacefully as any restless boy could, when his wakeup call came zooming in the front door. "Link! Link, wake up!" the little fairy called. Since he moved quite a bit in his sleep, he was wrapped up numerous times in his sheets. So of course, when he tried to get up, he went right back down and met the cold hard floor head first.
When he managed to untangle himself and stand up, he looked around stupidly to see what had caused this rude awakening. When he didn't see anything that could've caused a racket so big as to wake him, he laid back down on his bed.
The fairy, seeing him fall back asleep, came in and pounded him hard on his head. Link opened one eye, saw the fairy, closed his eye and thought about it for a moment. When he decided that it was some species of insect, he sat up and cried, "Mosquito! Die bug, die!!!!"
And with that, he began chasing the flying thing around the room and in the process knocking over numerous things, all of which broke on contact with the floor. Seeing that he couldn't possibly catch the thing with his bare hands, he decided to grab a pot from his trunk. Swinging it around violently, this way and that, he finally hid under the bed waiting for the unsuspecting fairy to land. Just you wait, sucker! He thought savagely, Once you find your resting place, you're doomed!
Sure enough, Navi the fairy landed, though it was on the window. Jumping up, not remembering that he had hidden under the bed, and smashed into it. Clutching his fresh wound, he leaped at the fairy and sung the pot. Navi flew off at the last minute leaving Link crashing the pot through the window, thus breaking the glass.
Unfortunately, the pot then soared out the broken window and landed in the neighbor's yard. "My precious!" He cried and dived out the window much like Pocahontas, except minus one thing: no water to land in. Landing flat on his face in his yard, he leapt to his feet and jumped the fence to retrieve his pot.
Deciding that he needed to call in drastic measures, he ran to the local 7-Eleven, which happened to be 37 miles away, and tried to buy the one thing that killed bugs from afar: bug spray. Finding 7-Eleven didn't have exactly what he wanted, he ran to the store next door to his house and got the bug spray. When he got back to the foot of his tree house, he placed the pot on his head and readied his spray bottles.
Quickly and quietly, he climbed the latter and peeked over the ledge. There it was, sitting happily on his bed. Jumping over the ledge and letting out a battle cry, he started to spray the bug killing pesticides. Eventually his thumbs started to hurt, and the fairy was starting to fight back by chucking his books at him.
Ducking behind his desks, he grabbed two rubber bands and hooked them up the spray bottle so that he wouldn't have to press the button any longer. Popping his head back up, he dodged another flying book and charged at Navi.
But the fairy was smarter. It flew into his closet daring Link to come any closer. Rising to the bait unsuspectingly, he ran into the closet and Navi flew out, shutting the door and locking it. She was waiting until the bug spray ran out, but by then, she saw green fumes slowly creeping out from underneath the door. Panicking, she threw the doors open and Link flopped face first on the ground.
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