Hello again, this is the second chapter to this bizarre story and I hope you are still enjoying the show.

(Previously, as soon as Harry had returned to Hogwarts Witchcraft and Wizardry, very peculiar events had taken place as shown in chapter one. However the fact of the matter is Professor McGonagall has left Hogwarts forever! So who is going to be the next Transfigurations teacher? Read on to find out)

Harry, Ron and Hermione all huddled together in a group and tried to figure out who would be the next transfiguration teachers, however their answers were not very realistic.

*Ron* "Oh boy! Old wrinkly McGonagall has gone.I recon Marilyn Manson will be the next transfigurations teacher.boy would that be the day!"

*Hermione* "Don't be so unrealistic Ron.it's no doubt going to be my saviour.Lord Jesus Christ Superstar.he will show the light..AND SAVE US FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL! *She slams her hands on the table*

*Harry and Ron* Rrriiigghhhhttttt

*Harry* I have no idea who's going to be the next transfigurations teacher.but maybe Snape will be given the position.speaking of professor Snape.where is he?

Just on cue, Snape jogs into the great hall, however not in his usual attire. Instead of his black robes, he was dressed in some bright blue and pink spandex's he had dumbbells in both his arms and started lifting them up and down over his head

*Snape* "Okay students today we are going to exercise! Up off your lardy arses ladies! come on now! One two three four! Make it sharp soldier!"

All the students are frozen stiff on their seats, the situation was so unexpected the students couldn't believe this was real.

*Snape jogging up and down* "MACHO MACHO MAN! I GONNA BE A MACHO MAN!!!" *Snape starts flexing his muscles* (Wait a minute...what muscle?!?!).

*Harry* Snape in a bright blue and pink spandex..I am going to have nightmares for years! Please somebody make him stop!!!

As if hearing Harry's pleas, no other than Sirius Black comes crashing in on an old combined harvester (Farmer tractor hehehe) and runs Professor Snape over.

*Snape* Oh no.my dumbbells have been crushed.hang about I have also been crushed as well.bugger!

Sirius Black emerges from the combined harvester and lands on Snapes head

*Snape* Ow! Watch it my mind is extremely delicate!

*Sirius Black dressed as if he had come from the matrix (Yes with the black trenchcoat, shades etc) kneels down beside Snape and says "Welcome.to the real world"

Sirius now draws his attention to the main hall who all sit there in shock.

*Sirius* "Well let me introduce myself.my name is Black.Sirius Black your new transfigurations teacher"

Everyone clasps their hands to their mouths except Hermione, who comes dashing forwards towards Sirius Black with her bible and says "I must baptise you my child in the name of the father son and holy ghost!" *Hermione does the sign of the cross with her hands in front of Sirius's face*

*Sirius giving an odd face* Boy.what got into you.

*Hermione* Well excuse me! I just baptised you, you should be grateful to the lord and you shall be saved from the depths of hell! *She raises both her arms in triumph*

*Sirius* "Nice seen missy but one thing.you seriously need to put some deodorant on I mean.your armpits just stink!

*Hermione* THOU SHALT BE PUNISHED!!!!!!!! REPENT NOW SIR! OR YOU SHALL BE.

Hermione didn't get to finish her lines as sumo wrestler Neville Longbottom rammed into her as he still chases Draco around the room.

*Neville* "Oops.my bad"

*Hermione* "Lord.have mercy on his.soul *Faints*

*Ron* "Thank god someone had just shutted her up for a minute"

*Sirius* "Anyways as I was going to say before I got disturbed, you maybe wondering why they had given up on trying to capture me and taking me back to Azkaban.well I told them.I was a vampire and I would suck every drop of blood from their veins if they even dared coming near me!"

All of the hall remains silent and looks at Sirius as if he is talking a load of rubbish.

*Sirius* God.where is your sense of humour people?!?!!?

*All of a sudden a load of dementors come in, coming obviously after Sirius*

*What is Sirius Black going to do.to be continued*