This is part three!

[Scimitar]

Picard and Data are walking... A group of Remans pass. They look at Data.

Data: Keep on, you ugly fool!

The Remans seem satisfied. They keep moving, unknowing what Data said was aimed at them.

Picard: Tone it down a bit, Data.

Apparently, neither did Jean-Luc.

[Scimitar Bridge]

Viceroy: Yo, Shinzon! It's time for the procedure.

Shinzon: Swwweeeetttttttt...

They go to the hallway.

[Hallway]

Picard starts to sing 'Yellow Submarine'.

Picard: We all live in a yellow submarine...

Shinzon and his posse come by. Data pulls Jean-Luc back.

Data: Shut up!

Picard: Aww, is Data-Wata mad?

Data: How much blood did he take, anyway?

Jean-Luc shrugs.

[Over where Shinzon is]

Shinzon: Doodley-doo! La la la la...

They arrive at the holding place. The Reman guard is still out.

Shinzon: Kill him and sound the alarm that Jean-Luc has gone missing! -Puppy dog eyes-

The Viceroy does so.

[Over where Jean-Luc is]

Jean-Luc: Let's go!

Data: Right.

They run, until the alarm goes off.

Alarm: BEEP... BEEP... BEEP... BEEP...

Jean-Luc: Uh-Oh... Run for it!

Reman guards are coming! Data runs for the door thing.

Jean-Luc: Bang, bang!

Data looks at the access-coding thing.

Data: Wow! Lookie here! The Reman language has a lot of pictures, which represent a lot of letters! Like 'A', 'B', 'AB', 'BA', and 'ABBA'. And that's just a small sample of the whole meal, if you know what I mean...

Picard: Data! While I find that interesting, we really need that door open!

Data: Sure thing!

Twenty minutes later...

Picard: Alacrity, Commander!

Data: What does that mean?

Picard: I means, open the damn door!

Data: OK.

He presses a few more buttons and manages to open the door. Picard runs for it. When he gets inside, he fuses the door shut with his phase rifle. Uh- Oh! It's out of juice! He drops it and gets inside the small, randomly placed ship.

Picard: Data, what do you suppose this is?

Data: This is a small ship. Would you like me to drive, Sir?

Picard: No. Can you open that big door over there?

Data: Nope.

Picard: Well, then there's only one way out.

Data gulps.

Data: Is that wise, Sir?

Picard: We're about to find out...

Data gulps again. Jean-Luc barrels through the door and kills those Remans that where standing by the door in the process. They fly though the ship and go through the staircase room window.

[Scimitar Bridge]

Viceroy: Hey, that captain and the android are in that tiny ship! Should I put a tractor beam out?

Shinzon: Naw, because I know the Enterprise will get them anyway. So why bother?

Viceroy: Sir-

Shinzon: Oh, all right. Knock yourself out.

Viceroy: Yay!

He activates the tractor beam. Alas, Shinzon was right-Jean-Luc and Data were able to elude the Scimitar's tractor beam.

[Enterprise Bridge]

Will: Hey, what's that little speck?

Geordi: That's obviously the captain and Data.

Will: Oh. Well, transport them to one of the shuttle bays!

Geordi: I'm on it.

Geordi needn't have activated it, for Jean-Luc and Data were five metres from the shuttle bay door. Then, the Enterprise goes to Emergency Warp.

[Scimitar Bridge]

Shinzon: Hahaha! They won't even make it out of the Neutral Zone.

The bridge is silent.

Shinzon: Laugh with me!

The bridge peoples start to laugh ungenuine-ly.

Shinzon: That's better.

The viewscreen comes on. Suran, Donatra, Tal'Aura and some other Romulans are there.

Suran: Yo, Shinzon! Come over and tell us what's shakin'!

Shinzon: No.

Suran: Why?

Shinzon: Because I don't feel like it.

Suran: Why?

Shinzon: Because I am dying.

Suran: Why?

Shinzon: Because-Hey! I don't have to tell you!

Suran: Why? I mean, OK. But, I'm not satisfied. Why did you bring the Enterprise here?

Shinzon: I have my reasons, you stupid Romulan.

Suran: I'm still not satisfied.

Shinzon: How's this; in two days, the Federation will be crippled beyond repair due to having to eat vegetables.

Romulans: Gasp! Not vegetables?!

Shinzon: Yes. Now, I've got to do stuff. Bye!

The transmission ends.

Tal'Aura: What's the matter with his face?

Donatra: He's dying, you idiot.

Tal'Aura: Right.

They all head for the door. Donatra brings Suran aside.

Donatra: Are you prepared in demolishing an entire race due to vegetables? His naughtiness will mark us and out children for generations.

Suran: The movie?

Donatra: What?

Suran: 'Generations'. You weren't talking about that movie?

Donatra: No, I wasn't...

Suran: Oh.

Donatra: We need to stop Shinzon.

Suran: Right.

[Data's Quarters]

Data activates B-4.

Data: Howdy!

B-4: I can't move.

Data: No, you can't. Nor will I allow you to.

B-4: What?

Data: Oh, never mind.

B-4: Can I move now?

Data: No.

B-4: Now?

Data: No.

B-4: How 'bout now?

Data: No.

B-4: Please?

Data: No.

B-4: Why?

Data: You're dangerous.

B-4: I am? Why?

Data: You could be used against this ship. That's dangerous.

B-4: Oh. Can I move now?

Data: No!

B-4: Why?

Data: I just explained it to you.

B-4: OK.

Data: I must deactivate you.

B-4: For how long?

Data: Indefinitely. Or, for your really small matrix, forever.

B-4: How long is tha-

Data: A long time.

[Various Scenes from around the ship.]

We see a Redshirt fall over the railings in Engineering.

When that one guy who was patted by Jean-Luc was, well, patted, he went into hysterics and fell off the railings in Engineering.

Five people get drunk in the Ten Forward and fall off the railings in Engineering.

Picard: Captain's personal log: We're going to Federation space. I don't think we'll make it, but I won't show my crew this. Like a thousand other commanders on a thousand other battlefields throughout history, I wait for the dawn.

[Scimitar Bridge]

Shinzon is unhappy. The Viceroy feels his chest.

Shinzon: How long do I have?

Viceroy: A matter of hours.

Shinzon is even unhappier at this news.

Shinzon: How long is it until we reach the rift?

Viceroy: The really continual 7 minutes.

Shinzon: Swwweeeetttttttt...... Seven is a cool number.

Viceroy: Teeheehee...

Shinzon looks at the viewscreen. The Enterprise is really close.

Shinzon: I SEE you! -Cue evil laugh-

[Stellar Cartography place on the Enterprise]

Picard enters, not happy.

Picard: What's up, Data?

Data: Umm, there.

He points at the screen.

Picard: How long until we reach the rest of the fleet?

Data: 47 minutes.

Picard: 'For we see through a foggy mirror.'

Data: Sir?

Picard: He said he was a mirror of me.

Data: Really? I don't think so.

Picard: Oh? How so?

Data: Well, even if the B-4 had the same capabilities of me, he wouldn't be me.

Picard: How can you be sure?

Data: I want to be better than I am. To be Human. The B-4 does not.

Picard: So, why do you think Shinzon is different from me?

Data: The events of your lives have created unique individuals.

Picard: But I know how he thinks.

Data: Maybe, but that's only one coincidence. You can't let that ruin your life.

Picard: You're right, Data.

Data: I know. ^-^

The screen goes all fuzzy.

Picard: What's happening?

He clings to Data.

Picard: I'm scared...

Data: Relax; it's only the rift. Picture will clarify when we are out of the rift. We have also lost long-range comunica-

They realize what's happening.

Both: Oops.

Picard: Will! Evasive Maneuvers! QUICKLY!

I'm sorry this is shorter than the others, but I wanted Part Four the longest. ^-^