See chap 1 for disclaimer and thanks

Logan's Bedroom

I was bored and toying with the idea of cracking out one of my video classics like 'Bombay Bitches' or 'Lithuanian Lesbians' but something told me that I should resist the urge…for now anyway. So I just lay on my bed and looked up at the ceiling. I inhaled catching a scent and a quiet tread outside my bedroom door. I pretended to be asleep as I heard the door open. I was hit by the overwhelming smell of smoke, Alcohol and teenagers.  In fact I could smell that it was Jube's and Ev but I decided to stay 'asleep' so I could find out what they wanted or until they decided to leave. After a minute of them prodding me to make sure I really was asleep I heard Jube's burp and announce "mmm…Tasty!" causing Ev to giggle hysterically before making over dramatic "Shhh…" sounds.

It took my best effort not to either grimace or jump up and throttle them.

"Time to put our plan into operation!" I heard Jube's she took the lid of what sounded and smelled like a thick marker.

"I'll switch the videos and you do the graffiti!" Ev said with what sounded like a drunken stagger.

I wondered what they would write as I heard one of the little bastards wander around my room. But before I realised I felt Jube's breath on my forehead as she leaned over me with that stinky black marker.

"What shall I write: Faggot or Scott lover?" She asked

I finally twigged. She was going to write on me. My eyes snapped open at the same time as I popped my claws out snickt.

"Arrrgghhh!" Jube's screamed as I bolted up to a sitting position causing Ev to drop my 'Lithuanian Lesbians' Video she was in the process of switching with Charlie and the Chocolate factory.

"What the hell d'ya fink you're doing?" I yelled at them as I ran to block the door and their only escape.

"Getting the hell outta here!" Jube's screamed as she dove through my open window Ev hot on her heels.

I shot to the window and looked down at the ground expecting to see their crumpled little bodies in a bloody heap on the floor below.

"Over here you Wookie!" I heard a yell from the tree, where Jube's and Ev were sat waving insanely at me.

I heard the screams and so did Kurt… it was obvious who's they were and where they were coming from… Wolvie's Bedroom, Ev and Jubes.

I turned Quickly but Kurt was already running past me as fast as his legs could carry him. I hurried to keep up with his fast pace…

"Ummm Kurt why are we running?" I called after him… he didn't break his stride.

"Because we are going to apprehend the drunk girls and save your reputation."

I shook my head… "No, I meant why are we running when you can just Bamf us there… it'd be quicker in the long run…" He stopped in his tracks struck by his own stupidity.

As I caught up with him he reached out grabbed me by the wrist and pulled me against his strong, muscular, manly… God Mel keep on the case, plus you're supposed to be angry with him still. Keep up the pretence.

Logan's bedroom

I dove for the window glaring at the tree "I'll get ya, ya little buggers!" I yelled but they were gone.

I grinned; this was a chase I was going to enjoy. However my grin was short lived as I was interrupted by a Bamph

I sighed "How many time's have I gotta tell you and Kitty to knock first" I said as I turned to look at him and Mel. "What d'ya want?"

"We need help apprehending to escaped drunk adolescents" Kurt informed me

"And why would I wanna do that?" I asked toying with them

"Because I would owe you big time" Mel replied

"What's in it fer me?" My eyes narrowed

"You can decide their fate" Kurt said nervously as I grinned

"Within reason" Mel added God these guys were no fun! 

We set light to the bag, rang the doorbell then did a runner.

We watched delighted as Scott ran out of the building looked at the flaming bag and started desperately stamping out the fire as a good scout ought, proceeding to get dog poo all over his shoe at the same time. Ahhh, this was the life, they always fell for the old paper bag full of dog poo alight trick!

"Better get moving Ev, Wolvie will catch up with us if we stay in one place too long!" Jube's said tugging on my arm

"Okay where shall we go next?" I asked following the yellow blur in front of me.

"Let's play in the lift?" Jube's suggested

"Good idea!!"

10 minutes later in the school lift.

Hank entered the lift with a curt nod in our direction Jubilee grinned brightly at him as the door closed before announcing proudly "I have new socks on!"

I then took my cue to open my wallet and say "Hey little fella's, you got enough air in there?"

Hank looked at us both unsure whether to be amused or disturbed.

He was soon saved from us when 8 new recruits squeezed into the lift pushing me into a corner. "You must refer to me as Admiral!" Jubilee informed them strangely persistent on the subject.

I promptly began clutching my stomach moaning "Oh! Oh no not now damn it…no not motion sickness!" This caused the other occupants of the crowded lift to all press to the wall on the opposite side of the lift giving me more room.

Jube's feeling that she wasn't getting enough attention promptly began to sing 'Mary had a little lamb' while manically pushing all of the lift buttons. Unfortunately the lift ground to a stop.

"Oh my stars and Garters!" Hank said rubbing his eyes wearily.

Jube's shrugged "Oooppsie!"

5 Minutes latter still stuck in the lift

"Now I've finally caught up with you Dr McCoy does this look infected to you?" Jube's asked showing Hank her paper cut

I looked around the occupants of the stuck lift weighing each one up before pushing my face up to a short nervous looking kid and yelling "YOUR ONE OF THEM!! GET OUT! GO ON GET OUTTA MY LIFT!"  I insisted pointing at the elevator door. I stopped yelling suddenly and listened to the silence "Is that your beeper" I asked

One of the younger children looked up at Hank with big innocent eyes "Dr McCoy I'm scared!" She said quietly.

"I know child! But I'm sure the Professor will get us out of her soon" Beast said kindly

At that point Jube's started laughing demonically "I must find another host body"

The younger child now burst into tears.

"D'ya think she's possessed like Kat?" I asked Hank

"No I think your both drunk!" Came the blue furry ones reply

"Humph!! A couple of gals wanna play with their favourite blue guy and they get accused of being drunk! What is the world coming too?" I ranted indignantly "Next thing you know Scuzzlebutt…" I looked at Hanks confused face "…that's Sabretooth…" I explained "…and Wolverine will have a tea party while wearing gingham"

One of the older kid's I recognised as someone codenamed 'Bounce' for their jumping ability giggled albeit nervously.

I glanced a Jube's who was looked at her thumb intently after a few seconds she announced in Kat fashion "I think it's getting bigger!"

At that moment the lift started a juddering descent, resulting in relieved looks from the other occupant except me who glowered and Jube's who hollered "Chutes away!"

Outside

  It doesn't matter that my hedge had burnt down. I was fine in my nice new hiding place, up the nearest tree. Mel had ignored my cries down the walkie-talkie and every time I had tried to get her attention since all I had gotten back was fuzz. It didn't matter anyway. I guess that Professor X was staying in my head most of the time now for my protection because he had immediately known what I had done and had a go at me in my brain while Storm fixed the problem. It really scared me for a while because I thought that I was having another one of my turns. He was there telling me not to touch the bush while it was on fire and I just kept thinking that my brain was talking to me again.

  Once Storm had dowsed the flames she had turned to me and said with a sad look on her face "Kat honey you can manipulate fire as well remember? Why didn't you just put out the fire yourself?"

"I forget…" I said confused.

Anyway it doesn't matter because it turns out that this new tree of mine was really comfortable. Much more comfortable than my hedge. But my ass had gone to sleep so I had to leave the comfy tree and walk about for a while. Just as I had fallen on the floor (after getting my foot caught on a branch on my way down) I spotted Wolvie looking somewhat lost. He saw me but pretended he hadn't so I started to wave manically to catch his attention. Like a lot of other people did when I waved, the creepy clawed one ignored me. I wasn't going to have this so I grabbed the flashlight that I had brought down with me to help me see back to my hiding spot and shone it in his eyes.

  "Wolvie, woo woo!" He was glaring at me and looked as if he was about to pounce so I quickly turned the flashlight off and tried to blend into the background. It didn't seem to be working as he was walking towards me.

  "Kat why are you hugging the tree?"

  "I'm trying to see what it's like to be a tree." I lied.

  "I'm not even going to ask." He started to walk off but turned around and said "Hey, you haven't seen Ev and Jubes have you?"

  "Not in the last few hours. Why?"

  "It doesn't matter, never mind." As Wolvie walked off he truly looked worried. I wonder what was going on, what had happened to Jubilee and Evelyn. I feel like a Twinkie, When theirs a moment I'm gonna go get one.

Remy's Bedroom

It was a well known fact with the occupant's of the mansion that Remy was perhaps the heaviest sleeper ever known to mutanity (barring perhaps Kat) and this was the knowledge we was hoping to capitalise on. I was armed with the bungee cord necessary for this prank to be successful and began to bind Remy to his bed all the while Jubilee poured the "Calumet" contents of the florescent glow sticks that you get at Halloween liberally over him. We then retreated to the door looking triumphantly at the glowing body lighting the darkened room that was secured to the bed with bungee cord.

"Mission 2 is a success Admiral" I grinned wickedly

Scott's Classroom

"Good work soldier" Jube's announced as we lent against the wall to revel in our success.

"He won't even notice, until it's too late!" I giggled

I was referring tot the pornographic images we had placed in strategic places around Scott's room, some placed in obvious places like his handout folder which would result in Scott's heavy embarrassment as the pictures would inevitably fall out. Other images were placed in places that would go unnoticed for several years and so the embarrassment would live on for years to come. The prank was made even sweeter due to the fact that it was Wolverine's magazine we had sliced and diced in order to create this prank meaning that Scott would have a very angry Wolverine to face when this all came out. I laughed demonically savouring the moment, however like every evil genius I was pulled back to reality by an annoying side kick prodding me.

"Time to move on!" It said wisely