Title: "Younger Men"
Author: Kris
Part: 1/1
Disclaimers: The characters and their world arn't mine. Song belongs to KT Oslen.

Younger Men
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{Sally walks out dressed in traditional western style with jeans, long sleaved shirt, boots, and hat.}

Women peak at forty, men at nineteen
I remember laughing my head off when I read that in a magazine
(I was twenty at the time)
Now I'm staring forty right in the face
And the only trouble with being a woman my age is the men my age

{She glares at a bunch of guys who are trying to catch her attention with gifts of roses, chocolates, etc.)

That's why younger men are starting to catch my eye
I'm starting to stop what
I'm doing to just turn around and watch 'em walk by

{She pauses to watch the G-boys walk by and licks her lips, watching them as if she was a starving woman and they were a blue plate special.}

And the very next opportunity I'm gonna give a younger man a try
Cause younger men are starting to catch my eye

{She heads out after the boys, trying to slip after them unnoticed.}

Men my age, pooor old darlings, are worried and harried

{An older group of men walk by in business suits, talking about their day at the office.}

Lot of them drink too much, whole lot of them are married

{They walk by a bar as another group of older guys come stumbling out, some complaining loudly about their wives.}

And here I am on the threshold of all this fun
And I'm gonna try my best to cross it with a younger one

{She hurries up, keeping a sharp look out for stragglers.}

That's why younger men are starting to catch my eye
I'm starting to stop what I'm doing to just turn around and watch 'em walk by

{She manages to cut ahead of them and pauses in an alley way to watch them walk by.}

And the very next opportunity I'm gonna give a younger man a try
Cause younger men are starting to catch my eye

{WuFei has the misfortune to stop and look at something. Before anyone can react, Sally grabs him and takes off, with the other boys chasing after.}

I can't believe I wrote this. *runs away to hide*