"Harry, look out for that axe."
"What?"
But it was too late. The giant axe came crashing down on Harry's head, killing him instantly.
"There goes the bravest Gryffindor that ever lived," Hagrid sobbed.
"Hagrid what the bloody hell are you doing here?" Ron asked.
"Don't curse!" Hagrid scolded, and chopped Ron's head off.
"WHAT is going on in here?" Hermione asked.
"Erm, nothing…"
"Hagrid," Hermione said sternly, "Did you kill Harry and Ron?"
"Aye," Hagrid said, staring at his shoes.
"Oh well, no great loss there," Hermione bemused, and fell down an elevator shaft.
"Bet ya didn't see that comin'!" Hagrid said gleefully, and he floated away into the starry night.
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….GOTCHA.
Okay, here's the real deal. I haven't written in a long while. I have totally lost the flow. I plan to continue this, I just don't know when. I need Potter inspiration. Maybe this means I won't update until the next movie or book. Or maybe I'll be hit by a tidal wave of possibility and update tomorrow. I just don't know. I wish I could give y'all an idea. I'm sorry for being such a bloomin' prat. Thanks for sticking with me thus far. I really appreciate the positive feedback.
TTFN,
Me (The author, silly)
