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AUTHOR'S NOTE: I don't know why he's sending this to me!! I never wrote a new fanfic!!
DISCLAIMER: I own no one. Wait, what about my pet underwear?
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Dear anonymous, (please post)
It's me again, Legolas.
I have recently gone into fanfiction.net, and have noticed that you have posted my letter and have received many reviews. It appears that your inbox will become quite flooded with 'junk' mail. Mine being one of them.
I would like to thank all of the people who have reviewed. I know this is the author's job, but I guess she's either too lazy or cannot type fast or efficiently enough (either she has Aragorn or Haldir assisting her) to answer them. So, I will.
For one thing, I sign using Legolas Greenleaf. I KNOW my last name is Thranduillion (I have known for the past... how many centuries?) So please, do not hassle the author and send her reviews that say, "Legolas' last name is Thranduillion, it means son of Thranduil." Besides, it was not her who wrote it, remember.
And I would like to thank Nisshoku the Eskimo for saying that I never referred to my hair color in the letter. And I will not do in now either, for I know this will cause the author to receive flames, and she has already told me not to write anything that will cause flames, under the pain that I will be banish from her fanfics. I am not too sure whether that is a good thing or not, so I'm not going to find out.
May the Valar bless all who reviewed, and all those who are GOING to review after reading this fanfic.
Yours truly,
Legolas Greenleaf (Thranduillion)
PS. Last I heard, Aragorn was writing, keep checking your Email.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I don't know why he's sending this to me!! I never wrote a new fanfic!!
DISCLAIMER: I own no one. Wait, what about my pet underwear?
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Dear anonymous, (please post)
It's me again, Legolas.
I have recently gone into fanfiction.net, and have noticed that you have posted my letter and have received many reviews. It appears that your inbox will become quite flooded with 'junk' mail. Mine being one of them.
I would like to thank all of the people who have reviewed. I know this is the author's job, but I guess she's either too lazy or cannot type fast or efficiently enough (either she has Aragorn or Haldir assisting her) to answer them. So, I will.
For one thing, I sign using Legolas Greenleaf. I KNOW my last name is Thranduillion (I have known for the past... how many centuries?) So please, do not hassle the author and send her reviews that say, "Legolas' last name is Thranduillion, it means son of Thranduil." Besides, it was not her who wrote it, remember.
And I would like to thank Nisshoku the Eskimo for saying that I never referred to my hair color in the letter. And I will not do in now either, for I know this will cause the author to receive flames, and she has already told me not to write anything that will cause flames, under the pain that I will be banish from her fanfics. I am not too sure whether that is a good thing or not, so I'm not going to find out.
May the Valar bless all who reviewed, and all those who are GOING to review after reading this fanfic.
Yours truly,
Legolas Greenleaf (Thranduillion)
PS. Last I heard, Aragorn was writing, keep checking your Email.
