Okay. I gotta clea up a little confusion here. With e Esper does not ean
psychic. As most of you guessed its the name from ff3/6. Coincidently it
also means psychic in Japanesse. Thus the Pokemon Espeon.
As for what could Misty report Ash to the cops about, well, lets just put it this way. You call the cops and tell them a person can catch seem to change bodies, somebodies going to look into it, arrest him as a threat to humaity, and you can go on from there.
Okay. Enough of that. Quick reminder Al Gore owns Pokemon... oh wait... no he doesn't! Because he's a loooooooooser! Hmmmmm.... anyone else I wanna mock.... I could go after James and Richard Simmons, but I'll pass and just get to the story .
Oh remember the rules of flames. Flames are fun to read but annoying. If you feel the need to flame, you may under three conditions.
1. Be creative about it.
Heres 2 samples. I got it on a deathmatch. (NOTE: In second review they refer to the fact Pokemon beat Cardcaptors)
"that was just...*the partially disgusted look on her face changes to a really angry one*THAT REALLY SHOULDA BEEN IN THE POKEMON SECTION,U KNOW!!NO LOYAL CARD CAPTORS/CCS FAN WOULD EVER REALLY WANNA SEE THAT!!BELIEVE ME,I KNOW!!(not that i dont like pokemon,but please,WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE GOOD KAMI SAMA COULD MAKE YOU WANNA WRITE SUMTHIN LIKE _THAT?!_)...huff,huff,huff,huuff...k...im done.."
"whats wrong with u ?!?!?!!? deranged?? writing stuff like this ???~! it sooo X infinity disgusting~! its people like u that give anime a bad image~!~! thats why parents always prohibit children to watching anime~! and like all the others said THIS IS A CCS FAN AREA?!?!?! u make ash and misty sound evil!"
Got the idea how to flame good? K. Moving on....
2. I know not everyone agrees with my veiws on AAML, so don't complain.
3. No Fu** are aloud in flames, unless ued creatively.
Remember, Mr. Crackers, my big angry ostrich, will be watching....
AGES
Ash: 15
Misty 16
Brock:19
Ash slowly woke up with a yawn. He smiled remembering the dream he had just had about telling Misty about how he was an Esper. If only things were so simple.
Ash groggily looked around and saw he wasn't in his room. He was in the lobby of the Pokemon Center. Then Ash felt something tickling his nose. He glanced down and saw red hair.
"What the..." Ash mumbled. Then the full truth hit him. "What should I do?"
Ash sat their thinking for a few minutes. Finally, after a big headache, Ash finally came up with an idea.
"Misty. Misty, wake up," Ash whispered while shaking her.
Misty mumbled something unintelligable and went back to sleep. Ash sighed as his idea died, so he had to think up another one, and got another headache.
"Hey scrawny, theres a Caterpie on your..."
Ash didn't get to finish. Misty's eyes instantly shot open. She leaped into the air and landed on Ash with a squeal. After a quick servailiance that turned up no Caterpie, Misty pulled out THE MALLET.
"I'LL TEACH YOU A LESSON!" Misty yelled.
Misty brought THE MALLET down on Ash's head. But to her surprise, it went right through him. Misty was thrown off balance and landed hard on her butt. She looked up him confused.
"One of the more useful magics I have," Ash said. "Phase through items."
Misty blinked confused, but then remembed.
"Lousy magic," she mumbled. "So when do I get to see you in full Esper morph?"
Ash's eyes widened and he looked around to make sure nobody overheard them.
"Misty," Ash hissed. "Don't mention.... you know what... out in the open."
"Oops!" Misty gasped. "My bad. So when will I be able to see?"
"Later," Ash said quickly. "No offense, but I don't like having to show that off."
"No problem. I understand completely. Considering what you've told me, I wouldn't blame you."
Ash sighed in relief and tousled Misty's hair.
"Thanks Mist. Come on. Let's go see if our Pokemon our healed," Ash suggested. "Then we can go catch a movie or goto the park."
Misty smiled. "Sounds good to me."
The two got up and chatted with Nurse Joy. After a few minutes, they had all their Pokemon back, except Pikachu and Togepi, and left the Center. Naturally Squinty... Errrr.... Brock.... stayed with Nurse Joy and harassed her until Officer Jenny came and arrested him.
(A/N: Brocks Adventure in prision will be published in Chapter 2A, which will be between this and Chapter 3)
The two shortly arrivd at the theater and looked at what was playing.
"GREAT! Psychic Brain Murder Mutant Aliens 4 is playing!" Ash gasped. "We are so seeing that!"
"But I want to see Key To The Heart!" Misty argued.
"Why? Its a lame mushy teenie booper movie," Ash argued. "Now Psychic Brain Murder Mutant Aliens 4 is a classic."
"How can it be a classic if its just out?"
"I... Err... Ummm..." Ash stuttered. "It just is! Look at the warning label! How can that not sound good!"
"See aliens eat the skin off the living as you've nver seen before. Nobody is safe from their blood hungry wraith. The ground will be stained crimson when they arive," Misty read in digust. "That sounds awful!"
"It sounds like it rules!" Ash corrected. "Come on!"
Ash quickly drug Misty over to the ticket register.
"Two for..." Ash stopped and glanced at Misty.
She looked kind of sad. Ash sighd.
"Key to the Heart."
"YAY! Oh Ash, your the best," Misty gushed as Ash got the tickets.
"Poor you," the ticket man whispered. "That movie sucks if your a guy."
""I know..." Ash mumbled as Mity led him to the food stand.
After getting basic movie supplie, diet Coke for Misty and a XXX large popcorn for both, they went to the movie. Ash could hear the blood spattering and several screams with gunshots in the other room and sighed.
"Psychic Brain Murder Mutant Aliens 4 sounds so cool, but nooooo," Ash thought bitterly taking his seat. "I'm stuck watching this crap!"
The movie started and Ash watched it annoyed. Jut as he suspected. Not a single murder and no aliens. Tha basic idea was some guy had to stop his true love, who is also his best friend, from marrying a millionaire who is in fact an altered clone of Sadam Huisen and can talk to animals, but nobody knows he is a clone.
Ash glanced at his watch, remembering this movie was two hours long. The movie then started. Needless to say, Ash went through an hour and a half of pure hell, but then the tickling started. Ah lookd at his hand and saw just the tiniest of blue flame starting to grow.
"Misty," Ash whispered. "We have a problem."
"What are you talking..." Misty stopped seeing the flame growing. "Oh no."
"Give me your pop so I can hide it."
"I cant. I drank it all."
"Great."
"Hide it in your popcorn," Misty suggested. "That should do it."
Ash nodded and burid his hand in popcorn. A few minutes later the stench of burned popcorn spread. A low murmer of disgust and anger started. The lights wer turned on and the light trail of smoke was visible.
"Is it back to normal?" Misty whispered.
"I think so," Ash said. "But we got another problem."
Misty glanced around and saw eight workers converging on them. Ash and Misty were quickly kicked out of the theater.
"And dont come back!" the manager yelld.
"Like we would want to?" Misty yelled back waving THE MALLET. "Your place smells like an old toilet!"
"Misty... we gotta talk..." Ash said. "I have an idea on what caused my.... you know what."
"Really? Okay... lets goto the park and talk about.... you know what there."
During the walk Ah explained his idea. Misty thought about it for a minute.
"Well, that does make since," she admitted. "Brock wont like your allergic to that. He's grown really fond of Clorax."
Ash nodded. "This date hasn't gone to well has it?"
Misty laughed. "Besides you almost gtting caught, getting thrown out of a theater, and not getting to finish the movie, its been perfect."
"All of that was Brocks fault," Ash quickly reminded. "Not mine."`
"Of cours, but it'll still cost you," Misty said holding THE MALLET.
"What will it cost me?" Ash asked, sweatdropping and eyeing THE MALLET."Some kisses."
"OH! No problem."
Ash rachd into his backpack and pulld out a bag of Hershys Kisses. Misty fell over in stupidity. She then whackd him seven times with THE MALLET.
"THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT!" Misty yelled.
"Jez... I was just joking," Ash mumbled from the ground.
"Oh..." Misty said embaressed and hlping Ash up. "Oooops."
They moved in to kiss each other.
"Not so fast," a voice yelled.
"CANT WE EVEN HAVE A ROMANTIC MOMENT WITHOUT YOU INTERUPTING?" Misty screamed at the three figures.
"Prepar for trouble little lovers."
"Make it double, W're gonna pop your bubble."
"Yah yeah. We've heard it all before," Ash interupted. "Protect world, unite yadda yadda yadda."
Team Rocket fell to the ground in stupidity.
"Well heres something new then!" Jessie yelled puhing a button on a controller.
A 10 foot tall robotic Staryu urt out of the trees.
"Now hand over Pikachu," James ordered. "Ohhuhuhuhu" (thatsJames gay laugh)
"I dont have Pikachu on me, and even if I did I'd never give him to you!" Ash yelled.
"Den lats ee how you like dis," Meowth growled. "Bubble attack!"
Two large tentacles shot out and grabbed Misty. Sh was pulled into the MechaStaryus glass bubble. Mity pounded on the glass, but couldn't get free.
"MISTY!"
"ASH!"
"Bring us Pikachu or your girlfriend gets it," Jessie threatened.
"Use da water gun," Meowth ordered.
The MechaStaryu (MS from now on) shot out a powerful stream of water. It sent Ash flying out of site.
"For once we're gonna win!" Jessie crowed.
"Dats right!"
"Ohuhuhuhuhuhuhu!" James laughed gaily.
"GUESS AGAIN!" a voice yelled.
Team Rocket and Mity turned as the person landed. The skin was a pale blue from head to toe. The eyes were a bright purple. The perons hair reached their wait and was a whitish purple. Small blue fires cris crossed on the body, to show where arm, hand, leg, feet bones were.
The being raised one hand and fire hot out. It meltd the glas bubble Misty was in. Then a levitation magic quickly pulled her out.
"Bye bye Team Rocket," the being said.
A powerful white beam hot out of the palm. It hit Team Rockt and sent them hurling into the air. Soon they were gone.
"Who are you?" Misty askd shakily.
"Its me Mist. Ash," he explained. "This is my Esper form."
Misty stard at him in awe.
"You look... like an angel or something."
"I think I look more like a spirit or a sprite." Ash said playing with the body fire. "Gonna demorph now."
The flames died first. Ash's hair turnd black and shortened back to the typical black spikes and hat. His eyes changed next, followed by the skin. Soon normal Ash was their.
"I don't get it though. Shouldn't your clothes have burned?"
"No. That only happens with spontanious morphs. Come on. We should get back to the Pokemon Center."
Misty sighed. "Thats a long walk..."
Ash smiled and clicked his fingers. In a flash both of them were outide the Center.
"Teleport. Gotta love it."
Mity smiled and they went in.
"Nurs Joy, do you know where Brock is?" Ash asked.
Nurse Joy just glared at him and stormed off.
(NOTE: You'll see why Nurse Joys pissed off in Chapter 2A: Brock's Adventures in Prision)
As for what could Misty report Ash to the cops about, well, lets just put it this way. You call the cops and tell them a person can catch seem to change bodies, somebodies going to look into it, arrest him as a threat to humaity, and you can go on from there.
Okay. Enough of that. Quick reminder Al Gore owns Pokemon... oh wait... no he doesn't! Because he's a loooooooooser! Hmmmmm.... anyone else I wanna mock.... I could go after James and Richard Simmons, but I'll pass and just get to the story .
Oh remember the rules of flames. Flames are fun to read but annoying. If you feel the need to flame, you may under three conditions.
1. Be creative about it.
Heres 2 samples. I got it on a deathmatch. (NOTE: In second review they refer to the fact Pokemon beat Cardcaptors)
"that was just...*the partially disgusted look on her face changes to a really angry one*THAT REALLY SHOULDA BEEN IN THE POKEMON SECTION,U KNOW!!NO LOYAL CARD CAPTORS/CCS FAN WOULD EVER REALLY WANNA SEE THAT!!BELIEVE ME,I KNOW!!(not that i dont like pokemon,but please,WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE GOOD KAMI SAMA COULD MAKE YOU WANNA WRITE SUMTHIN LIKE _THAT?!_)...huff,huff,huff,huuff...k...im done.."
"whats wrong with u ?!?!?!!? deranged?? writing stuff like this ???~! it sooo X infinity disgusting~! its people like u that give anime a bad image~!~! thats why parents always prohibit children to watching anime~! and like all the others said THIS IS A CCS FAN AREA?!?!?! u make ash and misty sound evil!"
Got the idea how to flame good? K. Moving on....
2. I know not everyone agrees with my veiws on AAML, so don't complain.
3. No Fu** are aloud in flames, unless ued creatively.
Remember, Mr. Crackers, my big angry ostrich, will be watching....
AGES
Ash: 15
Misty 16
Brock:19
Ash slowly woke up with a yawn. He smiled remembering the dream he had just had about telling Misty about how he was an Esper. If only things were so simple.
Ash groggily looked around and saw he wasn't in his room. He was in the lobby of the Pokemon Center. Then Ash felt something tickling his nose. He glanced down and saw red hair.
"What the..." Ash mumbled. Then the full truth hit him. "What should I do?"
Ash sat their thinking for a few minutes. Finally, after a big headache, Ash finally came up with an idea.
"Misty. Misty, wake up," Ash whispered while shaking her.
Misty mumbled something unintelligable and went back to sleep. Ash sighed as his idea died, so he had to think up another one, and got another headache.
"Hey scrawny, theres a Caterpie on your..."
Ash didn't get to finish. Misty's eyes instantly shot open. She leaped into the air and landed on Ash with a squeal. After a quick servailiance that turned up no Caterpie, Misty pulled out THE MALLET.
"I'LL TEACH YOU A LESSON!" Misty yelled.
Misty brought THE MALLET down on Ash's head. But to her surprise, it went right through him. Misty was thrown off balance and landed hard on her butt. She looked up him confused.
"One of the more useful magics I have," Ash said. "Phase through items."
Misty blinked confused, but then remembed.
"Lousy magic," she mumbled. "So when do I get to see you in full Esper morph?"
Ash's eyes widened and he looked around to make sure nobody overheard them.
"Misty," Ash hissed. "Don't mention.... you know what... out in the open."
"Oops!" Misty gasped. "My bad. So when will I be able to see?"
"Later," Ash said quickly. "No offense, but I don't like having to show that off."
"No problem. I understand completely. Considering what you've told me, I wouldn't blame you."
Ash sighed in relief and tousled Misty's hair.
"Thanks Mist. Come on. Let's go see if our Pokemon our healed," Ash suggested. "Then we can go catch a movie or goto the park."
Misty smiled. "Sounds good to me."
The two got up and chatted with Nurse Joy. After a few minutes, they had all their Pokemon back, except Pikachu and Togepi, and left the Center. Naturally Squinty... Errrr.... Brock.... stayed with Nurse Joy and harassed her until Officer Jenny came and arrested him.
(A/N: Brocks Adventure in prision will be published in Chapter 2A, which will be between this and Chapter 3)
The two shortly arrivd at the theater and looked at what was playing.
"GREAT! Psychic Brain Murder Mutant Aliens 4 is playing!" Ash gasped. "We are so seeing that!"
"But I want to see Key To The Heart!" Misty argued.
"Why? Its a lame mushy teenie booper movie," Ash argued. "Now Psychic Brain Murder Mutant Aliens 4 is a classic."
"How can it be a classic if its just out?"
"I... Err... Ummm..." Ash stuttered. "It just is! Look at the warning label! How can that not sound good!"
"See aliens eat the skin off the living as you've nver seen before. Nobody is safe from their blood hungry wraith. The ground will be stained crimson when they arive," Misty read in digust. "That sounds awful!"
"It sounds like it rules!" Ash corrected. "Come on!"
Ash quickly drug Misty over to the ticket register.
"Two for..." Ash stopped and glanced at Misty.
She looked kind of sad. Ash sighd.
"Key to the Heart."
"YAY! Oh Ash, your the best," Misty gushed as Ash got the tickets.
"Poor you," the ticket man whispered. "That movie sucks if your a guy."
""I know..." Ash mumbled as Mity led him to the food stand.
After getting basic movie supplie, diet Coke for Misty and a XXX large popcorn for both, they went to the movie. Ash could hear the blood spattering and several screams with gunshots in the other room and sighed.
"Psychic Brain Murder Mutant Aliens 4 sounds so cool, but nooooo," Ash thought bitterly taking his seat. "I'm stuck watching this crap!"
The movie started and Ash watched it annoyed. Jut as he suspected. Not a single murder and no aliens. Tha basic idea was some guy had to stop his true love, who is also his best friend, from marrying a millionaire who is in fact an altered clone of Sadam Huisen and can talk to animals, but nobody knows he is a clone.
Ash glanced at his watch, remembering this movie was two hours long. The movie then started. Needless to say, Ash went through an hour and a half of pure hell, but then the tickling started. Ah lookd at his hand and saw just the tiniest of blue flame starting to grow.
"Misty," Ash whispered. "We have a problem."
"What are you talking..." Misty stopped seeing the flame growing. "Oh no."
"Give me your pop so I can hide it."
"I cant. I drank it all."
"Great."
"Hide it in your popcorn," Misty suggested. "That should do it."
Ash nodded and burid his hand in popcorn. A few minutes later the stench of burned popcorn spread. A low murmer of disgust and anger started. The lights wer turned on and the light trail of smoke was visible.
"Is it back to normal?" Misty whispered.
"I think so," Ash said. "But we got another problem."
Misty glanced around and saw eight workers converging on them. Ash and Misty were quickly kicked out of the theater.
"And dont come back!" the manager yelld.
"Like we would want to?" Misty yelled back waving THE MALLET. "Your place smells like an old toilet!"
"Misty... we gotta talk..." Ash said. "I have an idea on what caused my.... you know what."
"Really? Okay... lets goto the park and talk about.... you know what there."
During the walk Ah explained his idea. Misty thought about it for a minute.
"Well, that does make since," she admitted. "Brock wont like your allergic to that. He's grown really fond of Clorax."
Ash nodded. "This date hasn't gone to well has it?"
Misty laughed. "Besides you almost gtting caught, getting thrown out of a theater, and not getting to finish the movie, its been perfect."
"All of that was Brocks fault," Ash quickly reminded. "Not mine."`
"Of cours, but it'll still cost you," Misty said holding THE MALLET.
"What will it cost me?" Ash asked, sweatdropping and eyeing THE MALLET."Some kisses."
"OH! No problem."
Ash rachd into his backpack and pulld out a bag of Hershys Kisses. Misty fell over in stupidity. She then whackd him seven times with THE MALLET.
"THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT!" Misty yelled.
"Jez... I was just joking," Ash mumbled from the ground.
"Oh..." Misty said embaressed and hlping Ash up. "Oooops."
They moved in to kiss each other.
"Not so fast," a voice yelled.
"CANT WE EVEN HAVE A ROMANTIC MOMENT WITHOUT YOU INTERUPTING?" Misty screamed at the three figures.
"Prepar for trouble little lovers."
"Make it double, W're gonna pop your bubble."
"Yah yeah. We've heard it all before," Ash interupted. "Protect world, unite yadda yadda yadda."
Team Rocket fell to the ground in stupidity.
"Well heres something new then!" Jessie yelled puhing a button on a controller.
A 10 foot tall robotic Staryu urt out of the trees.
"Now hand over Pikachu," James ordered. "Ohhuhuhuhu" (thatsJames gay laugh)
"I dont have Pikachu on me, and even if I did I'd never give him to you!" Ash yelled.
"Den lats ee how you like dis," Meowth growled. "Bubble attack!"
Two large tentacles shot out and grabbed Misty. Sh was pulled into the MechaStaryus glass bubble. Mity pounded on the glass, but couldn't get free.
"MISTY!"
"ASH!"
"Bring us Pikachu or your girlfriend gets it," Jessie threatened.
"Use da water gun," Meowth ordered.
The MechaStaryu (MS from now on) shot out a powerful stream of water. It sent Ash flying out of site.
"For once we're gonna win!" Jessie crowed.
"Dats right!"
"Ohuhuhuhuhuhuhu!" James laughed gaily.
"GUESS AGAIN!" a voice yelled.
Team Rocket and Mity turned as the person landed. The skin was a pale blue from head to toe. The eyes were a bright purple. The perons hair reached their wait and was a whitish purple. Small blue fires cris crossed on the body, to show where arm, hand, leg, feet bones were.
The being raised one hand and fire hot out. It meltd the glas bubble Misty was in. Then a levitation magic quickly pulled her out.
"Bye bye Team Rocket," the being said.
A powerful white beam hot out of the palm. It hit Team Rockt and sent them hurling into the air. Soon they were gone.
"Who are you?" Misty askd shakily.
"Its me Mist. Ash," he explained. "This is my Esper form."
Misty stard at him in awe.
"You look... like an angel or something."
"I think I look more like a spirit or a sprite." Ash said playing with the body fire. "Gonna demorph now."
The flames died first. Ash's hair turnd black and shortened back to the typical black spikes and hat. His eyes changed next, followed by the skin. Soon normal Ash was their.
"I don't get it though. Shouldn't your clothes have burned?"
"No. That only happens with spontanious morphs. Come on. We should get back to the Pokemon Center."
Misty sighed. "Thats a long walk..."
Ash smiled and clicked his fingers. In a flash both of them were outide the Center.
"Teleport. Gotta love it."
Mity smiled and they went in.
"Nurs Joy, do you know where Brock is?" Ash asked.
Nurse Joy just glared at him and stormed off.
(NOTE: You'll see why Nurse Joys pissed off in Chapter 2A: Brock's Adventures in Prision)
