At the hotel bar there is a sound of chanting. The two newly reincarnated Writer deities walk in that general direction. Looking around the corner slowly they see a very strange site. A hobbit was manning the bar taking orders and from the look of it getting all the free drinks he wanted. Vash sat on a bar seat and was trying to get a smile out of a tall man with bushy hair and a blue suit.

"Yeah and then I told the guy…" Vash drawled on obviously drunk with his words slurring.

"I think you've had enough." He says taking a bottle of hard liquor from his hand.

"Heeeyyy, if yeehhh kaalleed all Daa meen en da world." A red haired woman with medieval armor that was covered in red jewels said to every one at the bar that would listen. " We Vould Ave Peace in dis ere…ere…dis ere WOORLD."

"Whoop dee Doo, I see you. Echee wah-wah, Icarumba." A strange little girl rants as she wears a pair of goggles and stares at a monitor.

"Do you have anything on where we are yet?" The blue suited man asked the girl.

"Spiiikke. You don't lookee like a spiiiik…" The drunk with the red coat slapped spike on the back saying.

"What can I get yaah." The hobbit asks another man with black hair covering his eyes.

The man wore a cape and answered. "It's a secret."

The hobbit just looks at him with a raised eyebrow, "Ooookkkaay."

He moves on to the next customer ignoring the commotion around him.

All at once A pair of green ears are seen past the counter. The hobbit gets on the bar to see who the new customer is.

"Heello, 'an I elp yah." The hobbit says.

"MMmmm, Help me you can." The meter tall alien that sat on the stool spoke. He was completely green with giant elf like ears, "Drinks I need for all my friends."

He gestures behind him. From behind him a small army of chibis step forward.

6 chibi Vash's, a chibi Yugi, and a set of chibi Yu-Yu Hakusho charecters.

"Love and peace! Love and Peace!" All the chibis cry as one.

The black haired man starts to clutch his chest as if he is having a heart attack. He starts to turn to leave when Lena grabs him. "Where yaah gooing Xellos. I haaaaaveent tollld yah how Iimmm gonna kill all the meen. All but Gourry, I like him."

Aaron and Chealsey/shadow step into the bar. Chibi Yuske is having a fight with Chibi Kuabara.

Chibi Kuabara raises a small fist at chibi Yuske, "I don't care how small I am I am still going to kick your ass!"

Chibi Yuske looks at him and says menacingly, "Don't make me hurt you."

Chibi Hehei stands between the two. "Shut up Kuabara, you know you are useless."

"I am what! I am going to kill you...you little!" He moves to pounce on Chibi Hehei and falls flat on his face when Chibi Hehei move speedily to the side.

"Come on guys lets not fight!" Little Yugi says to the three.

Kuabara looks at him, "Shut up."

Aaron looks to the side and sees Chealsey shaking. "Um, are you OK girl?"

Suddenly Chealsey lets out a noise, "SQUUEEEE!"

Running out and tackling Chibi Yugi.

"Ahh vampire!" the chibi cries out.

"Ahh he so cuttteee!!!" the vampire squeals out like a fan girl.

Aaron looks at her along with everyone else in the bar. Xellos gets a grip and moves to leave when Lena grabs him. "Immm not Fiiiniisshed."

The red-haired woman says with a threat of violence in her tone.

Aaron moves and starts to pry the chibi Yugi from her hands. "You are attracting attention."

She uses the vampire puppy-dog eyes again. He shivers. "And stop doing that! It's freaking me out!"

She makes a whimper and her lower lip is trembling. Yoda pulls a stool next to shadow and climes up it with some difficulty. He looks her straight in the eye and clunks her in the head with his walking stick.

"You are Baadu, act like it!" He scolds her like a young apprentice he turns around and gets back to the bar.

"But cuteness…I can't resist…cuteness." A coaster flies through the air hitting her in the head, Shadow looks in the direction of the throw and sees Yoda starring at her from his seat at the bar. One more look and she is totally dissuaded.

The Chibi Vash's take a seat at the bar along with Yoda and the other chibi's.

"No, no way! One of these blond guys is enough!" Spike yes out.

All the Chibi Vashes' that are currently sober look at the tall brown haired man and say in a high pitched version of the full sized Vash's voice. "What did we say?"

"Heyyyy Ettts mini MEEEEE!" The tall Vash blurts out.

Yuske and Kuabarah go at it again and the Vash's break it up. In unison they all say the same thing. "Ahhh, lets be nice guys."

Xellos grabs his chest again.

"We must all live in a world where no one has to live in fear. Where kindness is the rule of the day." The 6 chibi's continue.

Xellos slumps into his seat with Lena holding him hostage.

"Come on everyone! Love and Peace! Love and Peace." The all chant.

Chealsey is trembling chanting, "Must resist urge to glomp. Must resist urge to glomp…" Over and over. The wall that she is holding onto crumbles under her gripe. Aaron takes his light saber out looks at it pulls his hand back and hits her upside the back of her head with the but end of the saber.

She looks at him. "Aaron that was cold."

"Better me then him." He glances to the bar and Chealsey follows leading right back to full sized Yoda that is giving her the evil eye. Shadow slinks back behind Aaron to hide from Yoda from his gaze.

Xellos is face down on the bar he starts taking his head and repeatedly hitting the bar with it. Banging in a continuous rhythm.

The Chibi vash's continue chanting and making the peace and love sign. The big drunk Vash joins them. Spike is eyeing all of them with a look that speaks of premeditated murder his eye starting to twitch.

"Heyyy baaarrr Keeppp moorrr stuuf……" Lena falls flat on her face.

The hobbit looks at her shakes his head, "Biggins, can't hold their drink like a Hobbit. No more drink for yeeh!"

Xellos is trembling he stops hitting the bar top and falls to the ground crawling his way out.

Shadow looks at him saying. "Poor Xelly Do you want some help!"

He looks at her with menace and then the chanting starts again. "I'll kill you later…"

He continues crawling. Once he makes it out the bar he gets on his knees. "Thank the RubyEye! I made it out alive!"

Two one meter tall bears walk up to him. One was brown and had a heart on his chest the other had pink fur and a rainbow on her chest.

"Do you need help?" The brown furred one said.

"No, no…Ijustneededtocatchmybreaththat'sall!" He said hurriedly.

The two bears look at each other. "Are you sure you look like you could use a hug."

"Come on cheer Bear Lets give him a hug!" The brown bear said.

The pink bear answers, "Yeah everyone needs a hug sometime."

Xellos looks around him and falls to the ground while the care bears give him hugs. His form convulsing in their arms.

Walking past the monster in humanoid form came a pair of seemingly normal pedestrians, one male one female. Xellos smells no trace of human on either of them. He weakly raises a hand taking hold of the mans trench coat.

"What the bloody hell." The man had short white hair and spoke with an accent that was unmistakably English.

The lady turned to see the cause of her partner's cries, "What happens? What do you see?"

Spike looks at Drew , "This bloody human grabbed on to my bluming coat!"

Drew walked over to the tortured form and gave him a sniff, "The smell. Not human, aww not tasty. Only chewy monster flesh here."

"H--eeell-ppp Meee." Xellos manages to drool out.

The care bear's can be heard speaking their words of love, caring, and friendship. Each of the kind words stab at the monster like a knife sending him into further convulsions. The beautiful face of a young woman vanished as Drew's face shifted to vampiric form.

"Hissss!" She opened her mouth exposing fanged teeth, "Loving, caring, I care for you but Only as food!"

"Awww!, Run away!" The bears standing less then three feet high run into the bar for some semblance of safety.

Spike watches as they flew smacking his lips as they go. Thinking of what tasty morsels they may be later, but he turns to the business at hand right this moment bending down to look this strange monster right in the face. "Now what the bluming hell are you, you pitiful third rate monster. And how is a pansy that gets beaten by a couple of cute and cuddly appetizers going to do for me now that I helped you?"

Xellos has stopped convulsing now he just sat still, his head raises up and his eyes are clearly visible past his long black bangs. Faster then the white haired vampire can react the slayers character's hand flashes through the air-taking Spike by the throat with one had. Spike makes choking noise as the monster rises to his feet bringing the vampire an inch off the ground.

Drew steps back for fear of her own safety, "Meekly, bleak, he is not so weak!"

The smile on Xello's face spreads into a grin as his says softly, "That………Is a secret."

From the bar there is a ruckus, a sharp female voice cuts through the air. "VAMPIRES!"

Xellos cringes, his face turning from a look of joviality to one of fear. He drops spike to the ground, leaving him gasping for air, making a hasty exit.

The bar door opens and the care bears stand with a visibly drunk red head in tow.

"Veerr'se da Vampi-re-ssss." Lena Inverse looks around lazily.

The small colorful bears point at Spike and Drew.

"Ahhh, GooooDy." She raises her hand together, "Dirk-ness bayond…twy-light. {Hick} Cramson ba-you-nd blud dat flows. I plidge {hick} meself ta darknehhh…"

-Thump- A bottle hits her directly in the back of the head knocking her out.

Everyone runs out after someone in the bar yelled out two words: DRAGON SLAVE.

They come out only to find Lena on the ground nursing a bump on the head.

Shadow speaks out looking about, "Who did that."

Everyone looks at the tall Vash and the Chibi's. All of them look back blankly. All their heads turn looking at each other.

"Wasn't me." Big Vash points at one of the chibis.

"Wasn't me." Another chibi questions his peers.

"Wasn't me." All the Chibis ask each other.

They all raise their hands, shrug and then say out loud. "Wasn't us!"

Shadow looks around, she looks around the room noticing the little green form still at the bar. She looks at him and give him a big thumbs up. "Good job Yoda!"

Chibi Yugi was walking by, upon seeing him Shadow starts convulsing.

Aaron looks from the Chibi Yugi to Shadow and back again. Feeling a foreboding feeling of de'ja-vu.

"Not again." He says under his breath.

-swisshh!!!-

There was a swish of air, the sound of a projectile traveling swiftly through the air.

Shadow barely had time to avoid being smacked up side the head by another coaster. Moving her head a few inches to the left.

With out a given target to stop it the coaster continued on it's way.

-Smack!-

-Thud-

The form of the white haired vampire writhes on the ground holding his hand to his blooded head, "Bloody Hell! Who the blazes did that!"

Shadow turns around to look behind her in the general direction that the coaster had come from. The small form of the green martian like jedi master sat rewarding her inquiry with a stare. "See I can learn!"

Yoda raises a single eyebrow and then returns his attentions to his untouched drink.

The Baadu vampire leans over to talk to Aaron. Cupping a single hand over her mouth to keep the Masters sensitive ears from hearing them. "Dude. Does Yoda Drink?"

Aaron looks back from Yoda to her, "You have not learned how to metabolize alcohol yet have you?"

"Excuse me! I have the highest metabolism of anyone in here! INCLUDING HIM!" She makes an exclamation on the last two words pointing directly at Big Vash.

"Mmm, well a Jedi master can use the force to make alcohol in-effectual. Or in other words, he can make it so he never gets drunk. So yeah he drinks." Aaron looks around.

He whispers in Chealsey's ear, "And do not tell anyone this but he drank Mace Windu, Qui-gon Gin, and Senator Bail Organa under the table."

Shadow whistles loudly looking at the master with a newfound respect.

From behind the Vampires have gotten their bearings.

"Would someone explain what the bloody hell is going on around Here!" Spike cries out his feature change from human to that of a vampire with the forehead bumps.

Drew looks behind him. Backing away slowly. "Fiddle sticks. Things are here darker then me."

Ed bounds by Drewsilla doing cartwheels. "Ed GO round and ROUND AND ROUND."

"And they call little ole Drewsilla crazy." She states as the (Quote on Quote) 'human goes' by.

"I want some bleeding answers and I bloody well want them now or some body is going to die!" He looks around at every one. Yoda sits ignoring the escalating situation. Lena is taking a catnap on the pavement. All the Chibi's are to busy having a drink to bother with a fight. Well, all except Chibi Kurabara.

"Hey a fight. And he looks tough." He says in a low alto voice, "Hey Yuramesi lets kick his but!"

"Not now I am enjoying my beer and so should you. Good booze should not go to waste." The Chibi Yuske answers.

Little Kuabara looks about. "COME ON GUYS!"

No one moves an inch. The Chibi Alto starts pouting and storms out of the bar to the fight.

Aaron and Shadow stand looking non-chalantly at the Vampire making the threats. Chibi Kuabara storms out.

"You want a fight!" The less then three-foot tall red haired boy yelled in an alto voice.

Spike looks at the boy in the blue uniform school uniform with amusement. "And a morsel dies first."

"MORSAL!" Kua screams indignantly in his high alto voice sounding like a child. "GRRR."

His hands start to glow with a red light. The light coalesced into energy balls that quickly extended into two small blades of psychic energy, "How do yah like that, Huh!"

From the bar Yuske calls out. "Well you are kind of shrimpy."

"Shut UP! NO ONE ASKED YOU!" Kua yells back.

Drewsilla speaks up, "Dear heart maybe we's best leave…et's all topsy-turvy here. Feeling black and back am I."

"SHUT-UP DREW! I am going to bleed the answers from their corpses." Spike was single minded in his angered state. Drewsilla saw now way to convince him other wise so she slinks off into the background.

Aaron stands with his Jedi robe covering his mid section. Pushing it back he reveals his light saber, and with one swift movement the saber is wrested into his hand. Pressing a button a green saber leaps forth.

Shadow stands looking from her saber to her foe turning to Aaron, "I'll give him a fighting chance."

Lifting he hands so that the palms are raised up her finger nails slowly extend to form sharp claws.

"Heh-heh- HA-HA-HA-HAHAHA." (Insert rest of maniacal laughter here.) She cackles gleefully.

"I do not know what the bluming hell you people are but I kill slayers and you are not Slayers." He spouts mockingly.

Aaron and Shadow look at each other and just smile, Shadow's smile being all toothy to show case her more elegant fangs. Kua stands with a cocky smile on his face. He runs ahead of the Two Star Wars alter egos, blades at the ready. Aaron turns his head to left. Looking to the east. His smile disappearing immediately. Raising one hand he yank the Chibi back-wards violently with the aid of force telekinesis.

"Hey! What the Hell!" The Chibi cries as he is pulled against his will away from the fight.

Crimson bolts start to rain down on the Vampire.

"What the hell!" The vampire cries out. One of the Bolts hits him square in the foot, "SMMMMEEEEEEG!"

Looking at the angle that the blaster bolts came from the saw their source. 5 Armor clad soldiers were flying on rocket packs and pointing blasters directly at Spike. The five looked like they were a small army unto themselves. On their wrists were rocket launchers, grappling hooks, poison stingers, their belts were an array of proton grenades, gas and flash bombs, backup blasters and more. Even the rocket packs each had a single missile apiece mounted on top of it. All wore helmets with T-shaped visors. The only real differences were the colors on the armor. 2 of them were blue and the other 3 were orange and brown.

"Are those guys who I think they are?" Shadow she fearfully asked as she ever so slowly backed away.

Aaron still held the Chibi male red head in mid air. He did not stop screaming. "Let me at him! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME YOU…"

Aaron slowly deactivated his light blade. Being very cautious to not look like he was making any threatening moves as Chealsey does like-wise with her claws.

Aaron waves his hand in front of Kua's face stopping his ranting in mid sentence. "Sleep now."

Aaron hoped that the trick worked here, only the weak minded fell pray to Jedi mind tricks.

Kua Stops in mid-sentence and then say in a more relax tone, "I go sleep now, Snorrrrrrre."

Spikes starts running in the opposite direction, and right in to a near by hotel, as the bounty hunters (3 Boba-Fetts and 2 Jango Fetts) pursue firing relentlessly after spike. The shots come so close and accurately that it is obvious that they are using 'shoot to kill' tactics on the vampire.

From the flying soldiers there was the sound that could be identified as organized chatter.

From a Jango Fett in blue armor "He's heading for the halls!"

One of the 3 Boba Fetts issues further orders "Three of us follow, the other two flank him!"

They issued orders in military fashion that made them work together in an inhumanly efficient manner.

As the hunt continued over the sound of burning rockets and blaster firing were a string of explicative of a person with a decidedly English accent that was at this time running desperately for his life" Sodding! Blooming! Shagging! Bullocks! Bleeding! BLOODY FREAKING HELL!!!!!"

Drewsilla walks out from the shadows glancing at her boyfriend that is currently being filled full of holes made by blaster combine fire, "What a whirly dirvish! Tisk-Tisk Spikey. I tried to warn you, I did."

Shadow looked at the strange female vampire that had been left behind.

"He's your bo, isn't he?" Shadow asked of the remaining vampire.

"Me bo? He not a bo, not made of wood. Are you made of wood?" was the cryptic answer the Baadu received.

Shadow shook her head and repeated the question.

"Is he the boy you fancy?" Shadow asked with a bit of an English accent.

"Mmm…He's tasty...make's my skin tingly," she sniffs at the air, "You smell funny you smell old. Like meat left out to long to rot."

"As do you child, as do you." Shadow comes-back.

"I say good bye now. I smell young blood I would like to get to sooner then later." She replies.

"Good hunting child," Shadow said bowing to the retreating form of Drew. Just as the other female vampire turns the corner, Shadow shakes her head as if waking from a dream.

"WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT HAVE I DONE! Get back here!" Shadow screamed with horrific realization as she ran after the loony vampire.

"Chealsey! Wait we shouldn't split up!" Aaron cried as he ran after his friend.