FIGHT INU YASHA FIGHT!

Kagome, who had fell face first on the ground thanks to Inu yasha, struggled to her knees. It hurt so much that she began to burst into tears. She held her face as she noticed that everyone was eyeing her. But Miroku burst into laughter. Then she forgot that she was in Inu yasha's body and that he never cried.

Inu yasha shook his head at Kagome. 'Little weakling. She knows that I never cry. She is making a fool of Me.'Inu yasha thought in disgust as Kagome got her act together. When Inu yasha stood he was about to say something, he sat the way he normally sat, crouched with his legs opened very wide.

Kagome gasped as she looked at the way that Inu yasha was sitting. Reviling everything under her school skirt. But he seemed not to notice. When she turned to look at what Sango and Miroku thought, Miroku looked as if he were having the time of his life while Sango looked as if she had seen a powerful demon. "K-Kagome please close your legs, everyone can see up your-um- skirt."

Inu yasha noticed that Kagome was blood red. Then he noticed that his legs were spread wide open. That Miroku looked very pleased at him and was beaming. Miroku scooted a little closer to him. He whispered into his ear, "I really like the way that you're sitting. Open a little wider and it will be perfect!" Inu yasha punched him square in straight in the nose. Then he reached for the Tetsiga and realized that it wasn't there. 'Damn it! I forgot that I'm kagome!' When he glanced at Kagome she was rubbing the Tetsiga.

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When everyone was asleep, Kagome had to keep watch because she was now Inu yasha. 'Bastard!' she thought. Her eyes were very heavy. Then she heard a noise outside. Then Inu yasha bolted up out of were he was sleeping. She felt a VERY powerful demon near. But she heard Inu yasha whispered, "Jewel shard." She felt outraged 'I'm supposed to feel the jewel shard NOT him.' But the noise was so loud this time that it awoke everyone else.

Inu yasha seen Kagome come over to him and say " I feel a very powerful demon. Go beat him up!" she pouted sitting beside him. ' I think she's getting dumber by the day!' He thought. "Did you forget? You're me! I don't have my power's, YOU DO!" He whispered in her ear harshly.

Kagome never felt more scared in her life. But Miroku pulled her up off the ground "Lets go Inu yasha! We don't have time to spare! LETS GO!" then Miroku pulled her out side to were a big ugly brown wolf demon stood before them. He looked very mean and very hungry. She gave out a whimper as Inu yasha came to stand behind her. Inu yasha heard her whimper he was getting frustrated, "Kagome I don't whimper!" he whispered.

"Yes you do I hear you do it in your sleep!" she hissed, but they both started to blush. 'Yeah my name!' she thought until Miroku hollered for them to stop cuddling and start to fight. " But I don't waaaannnnnnnaaaaa fight the demon! He's big mean and scary and I don't want to fight!!!"

Every one stared at Kagome as she began to cry and stomp her feet. Inu yasha had to run up to her and hissed into her ear to fight. So Kagome took out the sword and began to sway it around like a sissy. Inu yasha put his hand over his face. ' She's making a fool of me!'

Kagome had the sword in her hands. When it became really big she got scared and dropped the sword. Even the demon didn't look scared. It looked bored as if to say 'This is the fearful Inu yasha!'

When the demon was about to claw her and Inu yasha into small into small pieces, she seen Kouga came out of nowhere and defeat the demon with on terrifying blow yelling "I'll back Inu yasha! I'll be back for you Kagome!"

When the match was finally over Miroku looked at Kagome in disgust at what just happened. " Inu yasha that was pathetic." And walked off shacking his head. So they just camped out there.

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Well I'll stop here. Sneak Peak: What would happen If Kagome's time of the month rolled around and Inu yasha didn't know how to insert a tampon. So Plez R/R!