Premenstrual symptoms (PMS)

Inu yasha woke up in the middle of the night because his blanket felt wet. He lifted up the blanket and seen blood. He immediately thought something was wrong. He got a confused for a moment. Then it hit him, he thought when Kagome got moody and said it was her time of the month. He groaned.

Kagome was being shaken awake. It was her voice speaking to her. "Kagome! Kagome! WAKE YOUR ASS UP!" She rubbed her eyes it was Inu yasha. "It's your time of the month. I don't know what to do!" he added in a whimper. Kagome couldn't help but laugh.

Inu yasha seen that she that she was laughing at him and not with him. "What do I do? I'm bleeding in all the wrong places!" He felt as if he were pissing, it felt SO gross.

"Do you know how to insert a tampon?" Kagome asked him, trying to hold back laughter.

"NO AND THAT'S WHY I NEED YOUR HELP SMART ASS!" Inu yasha screamed at her. Which in turn made Miroku stir out of his peaceful slumber. 'Why are they up? Their probably making whoopi.' He thought to himself. But he heard Kagome say something about a period, 'whoa! Okey dokey too much info.' He heard the two get up and walk off.

Kagome had Inu yasha all alone. He stood beside her (blushing madly) with his head down. " Lie down and lift up your skirt." Kagome ordered shacking her head. Never in her life would she ever imagine teaching Inu yasha this.

Inu yasha, to embarrassed to talk or say anything just nodded and got on the ground and lifted his skirt.

Miroku had got up and wanted to see what they were up to when he heard Inu yasha tell Kagome to lie down and lift up her skirt. He snickered to himself as he thought that he was going to catch them in the act! But when he pushed the brush away, he seen Kagome lying on her back with her skirt lifted up and Inu yasha leaning over her.

Kagome bent down and whispered in Inu yasha's ear, "Now this is going to be cold and it's going to feel a little weird being this your first time." She picked up the tampon and pushed her legs open a little more. She then inserted the tampon.

"Whoooo!" Inu yasha yelped as something long and insert his body. He whispered to Kagome, "So that's why you like it so much!"

"WHAT!"

"Well I hear you murmuring someone's name." He said getting up as he was amazed that it felt so...so.. comfortable. Then he saw Miroku. "Thanks Inu yasha that felt good." He said getting revenge for what she did during that fight made him look like a fool. Miroku's jaw dropped.

Kagome tilted her head sideway as she stared at him dumbfounded. "For what? I was doing you a favor." She said innocently. Just then Miroku rushed up beside them.

"WHAT THE HELL! I CANT BELIEVE YOU TWO! DOING THE NAUGHTY OUT IN THE WOODS! YOU SHOULD GO TO A HUT OR SOMETHING!" He yelled.

Inu yasha and Kagome just looked at each other and blushed, wondering how to get out of this.

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What a cliffhanger! I feel better now. Sneak peak: Inu yasha and Kagome have to find a way out of this. But what happens if Kouga comes and kidnaps Kagome (a.k.a. Inu yasha) then tries to make sexual contact.